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#126 - Yeah, and being a broke kid going off to college i dont exactl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on sore feet +1
User avatar #127 - kaoknight (05/21/2013) [-]
same here, also being a broke college student I wouldn't throw my wallet away for a game like this. I know a lot of people who are pre-ordering this game and buying a 3ds just to play a single exclusive.

I also play pokemon mostly in the late 90's and early 2000's and gen4 was pretty much it's highest peak for me. Pokemon has its fanbase of kids and adults alike who'll blindly buy this game again and again for the unlimited amount of generations nintendo can milk out of this series..
#54 - I hate these posts. This site has been around forever. Why is …  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Bandwagon +2
#76 - grrphc (05/21/2013) [-]
They aren't. The posts have been around forever too.
#63 - N. Korean citizen (05/20/2013) [-]
Exeggtly
#101 - I'm probably the only one not getting this game. I cant bring …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2013 on sore feet +3
#117 - kaoknight (05/20/2013) [-]
I feel the exact same way about pokemon X&Y. I guess I like pokemon for nostalgic reasons alone I liked gen 1-4 but I didn't like gen5 as much as the others. At the same time I also don't feel like buying a 3ds($150-$200) or any console just to play a single exclusive game.

I spend more of my game money on home console games than portable ones, I still have the first model of the old phat gray DS.

I see a lot of people who were playing this game from gen1 and for some reason they're still not tired of this game at all either, I remember when I first saw this trailer then scrolled through the comments all I saw was people saying "time to buy a 3ds"...
User avatar #126 - utz (05/20/2013) [-]
Yeah, and being a broke kid going off to college i dont exactly have tons of money to throw around. I've been working since i was 14 (under the table) just to get the things i wanted. New clothes, new games, new shoes, a shitty first car. I've never been spoiled. I guess what im saying is id rather spend my money on more important things than take a chance on a game i probably will be disappointed in.
User avatar #127 - kaoknight (05/21/2013) [-]
same here, also being a broke college student I wouldn't throw my wallet away for a game like this. I know a lot of people who are pre-ordering this game and buying a 3ds just to play a single exclusive.

I also play pokemon mostly in the late 90's and early 2000's and gen4 was pretty much it's highest peak for me. Pokemon has its fanbase of kids and adults alike who'll blindly buy this game again and again for the unlimited amount of generations nintendo can milk out of this series..
User avatar #115 - frenchfryy (05/20/2013) [-]
200+?! Where do you live? In my town it's about 180 new and 140 used in some places, I was going to buy one but I'm waiting for more games
#98 - Is that gorilla face meme 05/20/2013 on sore feet -1
#833 - Golem and Cloyster 05/19/2013 on Best Fusion Yet 0
#39 - Stark also mean strong. 05/16/2013 on Irony Man +4
#72552 - Any time. 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#72550 - Oh and if you dont know her interests maybe ask... It couldnt … 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
#72549 - Believe it or not i actually am pretty well liked when it come…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #72551 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
Thanks.

In reply to no. 6, I don't really do that with girls, sure I may smack an ass or two of some really close female friends but that's it. I like her too much to do anything like that unless she wanted me to. Knowing she's shy, I'm sure that won't come up anyway.

Anyway, thanks utz.
User avatar #72552 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Any time.
#72545 - Why does it matter. God damn. Its a virtual red thumb. Jeez ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/15/2013 on Advice - love advice,... +2
User avatar #72548 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
I'm not saying it matters, I'm just stating it. Anyway, what should I talk to her about? How do I bring up asking about her interest? Do I just ask her or what?
User avatar #72550 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Oh and if you dont know her interests maybe ask... It couldnt hurt you.
User avatar #72549 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Believe it or not i actually am pretty well liked when it comes to girls and im not even that attractive. Heres what i've found.
1. Always smile at her. She'll love it.
2. Compliment her. See if her nails are done, does her hair look okay? Even the most petty comment such as "Nice shirt, is it new" Will do.
3. Don't get clingy. If she doesn't respond, dont say things like "Are you there?" Its off-putting.
4. What does she like? Bring it up in a way that she wont notice that you brought it up just for her. Ex. Does she like football? Bring up training season. Not the best example but bare with me.
5. Be confident. Tell a joke once in a while. Say things she may not expect you to say even if its slightly dirty, break the tension thats obviously there.
6. Touch her. No, not her pussy, tits, ass or stomach. But touch her shoulder. Pat her on the arm. Human touch brings happiness.
7. Be yourself.

Thats all i can think of. Sorry. Hope this helps man.
User avatar #72551 - cwoodfreshman (05/15/2013) [-]
Thanks.

In reply to no. 6, I don't really do that with girls, sure I may smack an ass or two of some really close female friends but that's it. I like her too much to do anything like that unless she wanted me to. Knowing she's shy, I'm sure that won't come up anyway.

Anyway, thanks utz.
User avatar #72552 - utz (05/15/2013) [-]
Any time.
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