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Date Signed Up:7/29/2013
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Content Views:926722
Times Content Favorited:1951 times
Total Comments Made:177
FJ Points:18433
Favorite Tags: funny (2)

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    FLOOR IT FLOOR IT
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    FEEEEEED USSSSS FEEEEEED USSSSS
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    Not as bad as Krampus Not as bad as Krampus
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    The Chosen Two The Chosen Two
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    BILLY MAYS HERE, BILLY MAYS HERE,

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#73 - But then where will I waste my time?  [+] (1 reply) 11/27/2013 on Just realized about Spongebob 0
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#111 - nyxeos (11/27/2013) [-]
You can create a new account. It doesn't say never return.
#20 - **utterson rolls 9** Do I belong in Weenie Hut Jrs?  [+] (4 replies) 11/27/2013 on Just realized about Spongebob +2
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#87 - queencardvike (11/27/2013) [-]
Do it faget.
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#70 - mrdrprofbraeden (11/27/2013) [-]
do it fgt
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#73 - utterson (11/27/2013) [-]
But then where will I waste my time?
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#111 - nyxeos (11/27/2013) [-]
You can create a new account. It doesn't say never return.
#2 - Imagine the thousands of groans of pure ecstasy spreading thro…  [+] (8 replies) 11/16/2013 on plant noises +85
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#50 - fuzzysixx (11/17/2013) [-]
Vegans think it is ok to just murder innocent plants for their food.
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#51 - pseudobob (11/17/2013) [-]
Vegans know it is terrible to murder innocent plants for their food.

But that doesn't stop them.
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#52 - fuzzysixx (11/17/2013) [-]
Those sick fucks
#49 - EmperorColo (11/17/2013) [-]
This thought made my day.
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#47 - greenstrongworld (11/17/2013) [-]
The sounds of nature that everyone thinks are serene and shit are actually millions of animals trying to get laid.
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#36 - anusholeboner (11/17/2013) [-]
I got a feeling those screams would help against deforestation
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#7 - adrilazzaro (11/17/2013) [-]
no homo but the eyes on that man are so.. dreamy.. all of the homo
#9 - fabulouslypink (11/17/2013) [-]
it's the eyeliner.
#7 - **utterson rolls 24**  [+] (1 reply) 11/16/2013 on Soulmate is Love, Soulmate... -1
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#13 - rakuuj (11/16/2013) [-]
**rakuuj rolls 00** are u mah faggot
#32 - Gotta go now man. Hope you have a good time with your god dam…  [+] (1 reply) 11/12/2013 on I need to vent +1
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#33 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Goodnight, sweet prince. I will be sure to sacrifice a legion of infants to bring the blessing of snow to this generally green land.
#30 - But Texas needs me. I am it's savior and only protector. …  [+] (3 replies) 11/12/2013 on I need to vent +1
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#31 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
The rest of the nation mourns its loss, but Texas is again safe thanks to the Vaguely Purple Stranger.

hue

I'll also be getting off in exactly one Us and Them.
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#32 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
Gotta go now man. Hope you have a good time with your god damned snow.
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#33 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Goodnight, sweet prince. I will be sure to sacrifice a legion of infants to bring the blessing of snow to this generally green land.
#28 - I just might have to one day. It'll be only the third time I'v…  [+] (5 replies) 11/12/2013 on I need to vent +1
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#29 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Third time? A visit will never do. Pack your bags and boxes, you're moving in.

I am honored to have gotten you off so quickly. Few men can boast of such an accomplishment.
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#30 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
But Texas needs me. I am it's savior and only protector.

I see what you did there, and I like it.
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#31 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
The rest of the nation mourns its loss, but Texas is again safe thanks to the Vaguely Purple Stranger.

hue

I'll also be getting off in exactly one Us and Them.
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#32 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
Gotta go now man. Hope you have a good time with your god damned snow.
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#33 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Goodnight, sweet prince. I will be sure to sacrifice a legion of infants to bring the blessing of snow to this generally green land.
#26 - Texas can suck major horse schlong, but I find the more North …  [+] (7 replies) 11/12/2013 on I need to vent +1
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#27 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
It's totally weird, especially when everything looks the same and you can see for miles on end. You can hardly see to the end of the street around here because of all the hills and trees. You should definitely come up here some time, especially in winter.
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#28 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
I just might have to one day. It'll be only the third time I've seen snow.

I might be getting off soon, so if I disappear it was totally your fault.
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#29 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Third time? A visit will never do. Pack your bags and boxes, you're moving in.

I am honored to have gotten you off so quickly. Few men can boast of such an accomplishment.
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#30 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
But Texas needs me. I am it's savior and only protector.

I see what you did there, and I like it.
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#31 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
The rest of the nation mourns its loss, but Texas is again safe thanks to the Vaguely Purple Stranger.

hue

I'll also be getting off in exactly one Us and Them.
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#32 - utterson (11/12/2013) [-]
Gotta go now man. Hope you have a good time with your god damned snow.
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#33 - impaledsandwich (11/12/2013) [-]
Goodnight, sweet prince. I will be sure to sacrifice a legion of infants to bring the blessing of snow to this generally green land.
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