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#119 - Why ofcourse , if you dont watch out for parries and you get i…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Get Rekt & Rest Son +2
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#146 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
If you don't want to get parried, don't spam R1, and be a little less predictable. Roll more. Bait out the parry. Backstab fish. Throw things. They can't parry firebombs. Mix it up. There's more buttons than R1.

How to not die in Dark Souls:

1.) Don't get hit.
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#145 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
I think being one shot by it is perfectly fine. I have 50 str and a heavy greataxe +10. If I parry you and riposte, you should be dead. Hornet ring helps me with this. The weapon alone already 3 shots you. Not to mention, the only people complaining are the people who think "I should be able to spam R1 over and over with a light weapon to stunlock you and insta-win".

No, you should get punished for it and the hornet ring is a good way to do it. I shouldn't have to shut someone's spam combo down twice to kill them if I'm half dead thanks to stunlock and spamming R1. Not to mention people get salty after a parry and heal all the time. With Estus. Disrespectfully. It's also rather difficult to naturally get a parry. It only works well against fast swinging weapons that get R1 spammed. Otherwise it's hard as fuck. So the Hornet ring literally is only there to counter people who attack till their stamina runs out.
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#120 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
So you're saying that magic doesn't have one-shot potential?

If magic has one-shot potential - So should melee.

And even then, the one-shot comes in the form of a ring and the requirement of your opponent to attack you with a melee weapon.
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#126 - tankeruber (04/25/2016) [-]
Actually, if they also have a shield, keep bashing it with a broadsword until they stumble, then get your your UGS "Greatsword" and fuck them up, it's what I do and it works allways, fuck parrying, exept estoc witch is retardedly good if you don't know the block-parry when he goes R1-R1.
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#128 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
*shrug* I'm pretty sure that it still counts as a riposte.

I think, I'm not entirely sure of the terminology.

And yeah, sometimes, sheer damage in ripostes doesn't even require a Hornet ring.
#114 - Nothing that one-shots a player should exist in such a fast-pa…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Get Rekt & Rest Son +11
#153 - lvlonemeepo (04/25/2016) [-]
I'm not even gonna argue, because they nerfed my hornet ring back when Dark Souls Prepare to die came out, I was the largest cunt in the seven seas. I could parry lightning, I back stab fished harder than a prize winning bass fisherman. Doing 2.5k damage with my bandits knife, cart rolling with channeler robes and helm with no pants. Cute little buckler to top it off. I don't remember not having death threats in my inbox. So yeah, any fair person would say that it should be nerfed if its anywhere around how old hornet used to be. But as the cunt I am, I'm gonna say git gud
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#117 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
But the hornet ring only functions if you successfully parry and counter attack your opponent.

If you didn't anticipate your opponent EVER doing a parry, the blame is on you.

You can bitch and moan all you want, but there are some players who are simply very skilled at parrying, and others that aren't.

I would have agreed with you about your statement but only if parrying in DaS3 was made easier, or there existed yet another Paint Guardian Scimitar copy.
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#119 - utaelilya (04/25/2016) [-]
Why ofcourse , if you dont watch out for parries and you get into it... Its your fault ofcourse!

But you shouldnt be One-shotted by it. Im talking about nerfing it , not removing it.

A parry should allign with being hit with a big spell in damage , both can and should be avoided if you can , while if you fail you should be punished.

But NOT one-shotted for it.
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#146 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
If you don't want to get parried, don't spam R1, and be a little less predictable. Roll more. Bait out the parry. Backstab fish. Throw things. They can't parry firebombs. Mix it up. There's more buttons than R1.

How to not die in Dark Souls:

1.) Don't get hit.
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#145 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
I think being one shot by it is perfectly fine. I have 50 str and a heavy greataxe +10. If I parry you and riposte, you should be dead. Hornet ring helps me with this. The weapon alone already 3 shots you. Not to mention, the only people complaining are the people who think "I should be able to spam R1 over and over with a light weapon to stunlock you and insta-win".

No, you should get punished for it and the hornet ring is a good way to do it. I shouldn't have to shut someone's spam combo down twice to kill them if I'm half dead thanks to stunlock and spamming R1. Not to mention people get salty after a parry and heal all the time. With Estus. Disrespectfully. It's also rather difficult to naturally get a parry. It only works well against fast swinging weapons that get R1 spammed. Otherwise it's hard as fuck. So the Hornet ring literally is only there to counter people who attack till their stamina runs out.
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#120 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
So you're saying that magic doesn't have one-shot potential?

If magic has one-shot potential - So should melee.

And even then, the one-shot comes in the form of a ring and the requirement of your opponent to attack you with a melee weapon.
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#126 - tankeruber (04/25/2016) [-]
Actually, if they also have a shield, keep bashing it with a broadsword until they stumble, then get your your UGS "Greatsword" and fuck them up, it's what I do and it works allways, fuck parrying, exept estoc witch is retardedly good if you don't know the block-parry when he goes R1-R1.
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#128 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
*shrug* I'm pretty sure that it still counts as a riposte.

I think, I'm not entirely sure of the terminology.

And yeah, sometimes, sheer damage in ripostes doesn't even require a Hornet ring.
#102 - And this is why we need to nerf hornet ring  [+] (12 new replies) 04/25/2016 on Get Rekt & Rest Son 0
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#165 - nuclearnacho (04/25/2016) [-]
As someone who has had a crazy amount of fun with a Heavy Greataxe + Hornet's Ring recently.... I agree, it needs to be nerfed. BUT I'LL ENJOy IT WHILE IT LASTS!
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#112 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
And punish the players who are proficient/successful at parrying and counter attacking?

Hell no.
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#147 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
I think the hornet ring is a friendly reminder to people with light weapons that spam R1 for stunlock that it doesn't work like that, and getting parried is a good way to die. Something may need to be nerfed later, but if hornet ring can't be a thing that kills very well, then neither can spamming R1.

I say hornet ring is perfect right now. It plays a good role in strength builds that have a hard time hitting people with slow weapons.
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#114 - utaelilya (04/25/2016) [-]
Nothing that one-shots a player should exist in such a fast-paced game.

Especially since hornet ring causes as much damage as a full pyromancy sacred flame with +pyro / +bigpyro / +fireclutch ring.

One ring != three rings.
#153 - lvlonemeepo (04/25/2016) [-]
I'm not even gonna argue, because they nerfed my hornet ring back when Dark Souls Prepare to die came out, I was the largest cunt in the seven seas. I could parry lightning, I back stab fished harder than a prize winning bass fisherman. Doing 2.5k damage with my bandits knife, cart rolling with channeler robes and helm with no pants. Cute little buckler to top it off. I don't remember not having death threats in my inbox. So yeah, any fair person would say that it should be nerfed if its anywhere around how old hornet used to be. But as the cunt I am, I'm gonna say git gud
User avatar
#117 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
But the hornet ring only functions if you successfully parry and counter attack your opponent.

If you didn't anticipate your opponent EVER doing a parry, the blame is on you.

You can bitch and moan all you want, but there are some players who are simply very skilled at parrying, and others that aren't.

I would have agreed with you about your statement but only if parrying in DaS3 was made easier, or there existed yet another Paint Guardian Scimitar copy.
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#119 - utaelilya (04/25/2016) [-]
Why ofcourse , if you dont watch out for parries and you get into it... Its your fault ofcourse!

But you shouldnt be One-shotted by it. Im talking about nerfing it , not removing it.

A parry should allign with being hit with a big spell in damage , both can and should be avoided if you can , while if you fail you should be punished.

But NOT one-shotted for it.
User avatar
#146 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
If you don't want to get parried, don't spam R1, and be a little less predictable. Roll more. Bait out the parry. Backstab fish. Throw things. They can't parry firebombs. Mix it up. There's more buttons than R1.

How to not die in Dark Souls:

1.) Don't get hit.
User avatar
#145 - validlikesalad (04/25/2016) [-]
I think being one shot by it is perfectly fine. I have 50 str and a heavy greataxe +10. If I parry you and riposte, you should be dead. Hornet ring helps me with this. The weapon alone already 3 shots you. Not to mention, the only people complaining are the people who think "I should be able to spam R1 over and over with a light weapon to stunlock you and insta-win".

No, you should get punished for it and the hornet ring is a good way to do it. I shouldn't have to shut someone's spam combo down twice to kill them if I'm half dead thanks to stunlock and spamming R1. Not to mention people get salty after a parry and heal all the time. With Estus. Disrespectfully. It's also rather difficult to naturally get a parry. It only works well against fast swinging weapons that get R1 spammed. Otherwise it's hard as fuck. So the Hornet ring literally is only there to counter people who attack till their stamina runs out.
User avatar
#120 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
So you're saying that magic doesn't have one-shot potential?

If magic has one-shot potential - So should melee.

And even then, the one-shot comes in the form of a ring and the requirement of your opponent to attack you with a melee weapon.
User avatar
#126 - tankeruber (04/25/2016) [-]
Actually, if they also have a shield, keep bashing it with a broadsword until they stumble, then get your your UGS "Greatsword" and fuck them up, it's what I do and it works allways, fuck parrying, exept estoc witch is retardedly good if you don't know the block-parry when he goes R1-R1.
User avatar
#128 - crazylance (04/25/2016) [-]
*shrug* I'm pretty sure that it still counts as a riposte.

I think, I'm not entirely sure of the terminology.

And yeah, sometimes, sheer damage in ripostes doesn't even require a Hornet ring.
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