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#77 - Yeah, it's some backwards ass bullshit, hell, I damn near gave…  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Effect of Feminism 5 +10
User avatar #78 - wrought (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Women have some sketchy hormone shit going on though, what with periods and the like.
#72 - this has happened before, some bitch got into a fight with her…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on Effect of Feminism 5 +16
User avatar #75 - wrought (18 hours ago) [-]
Fucking feminism.
Women who are always walking down the street with fear every man who looks at her funny will rape her to death have some deep seated mental issues that they need to get sorted out rather than change the world to their preference.
User avatar #77 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's some backwards ass bullshit, hell, I damn near gave up on women's rights, when I saw some of the shit feminists were pulling.
User avatar #78 - wrought (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. Women have some sketchy hormone shit going on though, what with periods and the like.
#216 - Still, look at it through the kids eyes, that being the daught… 18 hours ago on Daughter 0
#211 - Oh yeah, lets not forget, "I don't mind going to jail.&qu…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Daughter 0
User avatar #215 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I too thought that one was a bit extreme/silly. But I'm sure that's just on the shirt to seem intimidating, without really meaning it. Adding the "again" shows that he isn't "scared of doing something" which is the point, while not necesarily true.

Also if he by any chance do mean it, I'd think he'd rather kick your ass rather than actually killing you.
User avatar #216 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Still, look at it through the kids eyes, that being the daughter picked a nice guy to date.

"Oh wow, this girl I met is so nice, cute, and loads of fun. Her parents must be really nice if they raised such a fine child, and her parents want to meet me! Oh god, what if I am not good enough, I will just have to be on my best behavior then."

>Goes to her house
>Opens the door
>Sees shirt
>Notices the "Back to jail"
>Kid processed-es to dump girl because he thinks her father is going to kick his ass if he so much steps out of tune, due to the fact that it is stated on his shirt, "I don't like you."
#205 - God damn it, I am not saying being abstinent is bad, I'm sayin…  [+] (5 new replies) 18 hours ago on Daughter -2
User avatar #211 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, lets not forget, "I don't mind going to jail."

There is loving your daughter, and wanting to make sure she doesn't date a scum bag, and then there is being a god damn over bearing parent who wouldn't mind killing a FUCKING TEENAGER, because he didn't like them dating his daughter.
User avatar #215 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I too thought that one was a bit extreme/silly. But I'm sure that's just on the shirt to seem intimidating, without really meaning it. Adding the "again" shows that he isn't "scared of doing something" which is the point, while not necesarily true.

Also if he by any chance do mean it, I'd think he'd rather kick your ass rather than actually killing you.
User avatar #216 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Still, look at it through the kids eyes, that being the daughter picked a nice guy to date.

"Oh wow, this girl I met is so nice, cute, and loads of fun. Her parents must be really nice if they raised such a fine child, and her parents want to meet me! Oh god, what if I am not good enough, I will just have to be on my best behavior then."

>Goes to her house
>Opens the door
>Sees shirt
>Notices the "Back to jail"
>Kid processed-es to dump girl because he thinks her father is going to kick his ass if he so much steps out of tune, due to the fact that it is stated on his shirt, "I don't like you."
User avatar #208 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Well that just shows that he is doing a good job protecting his daughter. See that's the point, he doesn't want her to get a boyfriend until she's mentally mature. (Assuming she is in collede)
User avatar #210 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
college* My bad.
#93 - Dude, what if, before the universe existed, there was another … 18 hours ago on Some people... +2
#196 - No, it's not, but considering that guys are going to be scared…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on Daughter +1
User avatar #262 - shenro (17 hours ago) [-]
well if they're scared shitless of her dad then they probably couldnt even protect her
#218 - diamondperzik (18 hours ago) [-]
True, i say above 18, depending on how the father acts and when the girl lieaves home
#187 - CONGRATULATIONS ON NUMBERS 2, 3, 5, 6, and 9! YOUR DAUGHTER W…  [+] (13 new replies) 19 hours ago on Daughter -5
User avatar #247 - jorah (17 hours ago) [-]
It's a fucking t-shirt.
User avatar #201 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Are you fucking kidding me? That's considered a bad thing now? I really hate this society.

Wow, staying abstinent while you're still a kid until you have a reliable college education, what a loser.

Fuck off, you retarded cunt. Stop making this world worse than it is.
User avatar #205 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
God damn it, I am not saying being abstinent is bad, I'm saying that she isn't going to have a boyfriend for her high school carrier, and college too, if she stays at home. And besides, the numbers I listed off are pretty fucking extreme, "Get a lawyer?" If I was going to date a girl, and saw that her father had a shirt like that, I would turn around, and NOPE the fuck out of there
User avatar #211 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Oh yeah, lets not forget, "I don't mind going to jail."

There is loving your daughter, and wanting to make sure she doesn't date a scum bag, and then there is being a god damn over bearing parent who wouldn't mind killing a FUCKING TEENAGER, because he didn't like them dating his daughter.
User avatar #215 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, I too thought that one was a bit extreme/silly. But I'm sure that's just on the shirt to seem intimidating, without really meaning it. Adding the "again" shows that he isn't "scared of doing something" which is the point, while not necesarily true.

Also if he by any chance do mean it, I'd think he'd rather kick your ass rather than actually killing you.
User avatar #216 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
Still, look at it through the kids eyes, that being the daughter picked a nice guy to date.

"Oh wow, this girl I met is so nice, cute, and loads of fun. Her parents must be really nice if they raised such a fine child, and her parents want to meet me! Oh god, what if I am not good enough, I will just have to be on my best behavior then."

>Goes to her house
>Opens the door
>Sees shirt
>Notices the "Back to jail"
>Kid processed-es to dump girl because he thinks her father is going to kick his ass if he so much steps out of tune, due to the fact that it is stated on his shirt, "I don't like you."
User avatar #208 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
Well that just shows that he is doing a good job protecting his daughter. See that's the point, he doesn't want her to get a boyfriend until she's mentally mature. (Assuming she is in collede)
User avatar #210 - spidahridah (18 hours ago) [-]
college* My bad.
#195 - wellimnotsure (18 hours ago) [-]
You this like theres a problem with being a virigin until your 18, or cats
#191 - diamondperzik (18 hours ago) [-]
It isn't that awfull to be a virgin till age 18 y'know,
i was till 16 but still
User avatar #196 - useroftheLOLZ (18 hours ago) [-]
No, it's not, but considering that guys are going to be scared shit less, about dating his daughter if they see his shirt, it looks like she isn't going to be getting any experience for a long time.
User avatar #262 - shenro (17 hours ago) [-]
well if they're scared shitless of her dad then they probably couldnt even protect her
#218 - diamondperzik (18 hours ago) [-]
True, i say above 18, depending on how the father acts and when the girl lieaves home
#29 - *M16/4 06/17/2013 on Future Creed 0
#28 - But still, If I am a trained assassin, sent in to kill high pr…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Future Creed +1
#30 - gassnake (06/17/2013) [-]
But if you are a solo operative a DMR like an M14 is a versatile weapon that can switch between distance sniping and intermediate range combat in case your cover is blown. Plus the bayonet makes a good steak knife.
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