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#106 - dude, that's unfair. Hanako is the best lel 12/26/2014 on choose carefully 0
#47 - Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natura… 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#45 - Well atleast it would help the sanity of some OCD driven peopl…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#46 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you were trying to say in that comment.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
#47 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natural language.. or what ever it's called.
#43 - I'm hopeless, not hearthless. How'd my parent react if i'd kil…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#44 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right. Wait till the new year at least.
They would appreciate it, I'm sure.
#45 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Well atleast it would help the sanity of some OCD driven people saying that i lived 21 years flush and it would match my grand-mother's death, only need to go 1 time to the church a years.
#46 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you were trying to say in that comment.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
#47 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natural language.. or what ever it's called.
#41 - With my body, i won't probably even live to 50.. Just doing 60… 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing 0
#40 - I'f i'd seek attention i'd write it on facebook. Here i can ju…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#42 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
And I answered. Since you decided to continue conversation instead of going straight to the gun cabinet, it would appear that you still have some reservations regarding option B.
#43 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm hopeless, not hearthless. How'd my parent react if i'd kill my self for christmas?
#44 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right. Wait till the new year at least.
They would appreciate it, I'm sure.
#45 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Well atleast it would help the sanity of some OCD driven people saying that i lived 21 years flush and it would match my grand-mother's death, only need to go 1 time to the church a years.
#46 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you were trying to say in that comment.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
#47 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natural language.. or what ever it's called.
#36 - i'm 20.. living in an appartment with 2 friend.. having my own…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing 0
#38 - kiaserzerg (12/21/2014) [-]
the greatest hell of being on a pillar, people look up, and all you see are greedy fools.

though to be frank, you are 20, shit can really change even within a few years. hell, less than 10 years ago, this shit would be a lot different.
I honestly cant say things are going to get any easier, or better. Because there will always be those fucking fools who see you as a perfect reason to keep going.
#41 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
With my body, i won't probably even live to 50.. Just doing 60 push up, i need to wait ATLEAST a week of not doing anything that would pump my hearth too much or train muscle near it, or it hurt like crazy and my hearth feel strained heavily.. Doctor just don't care about it since i'm young.
#34 - I'm a way too much down to earth guys.. This situation, as i s…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#37 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
Here are your options:
A) Move the fuck on.
B) Kill yourself.
C) Continue seeking attention/pity on the interwebs.

Trust me, the degree of logic in your options does not interest me.
#40 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'f i'd seek attention i'd write it on facebook. Here i can just say what i think outloud and see if i should have a will to still live. No matter what you guys do, you can't really stop me, or won't even care about that. The question i asked was : what's the easiest way to die.
#42 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
And I answered. Since you decided to continue conversation instead of going straight to the gun cabinet, it would appear that you still have some reservations regarding option B.
#43 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm hopeless, not hearthless. How'd my parent react if i'd kill my self for christmas?
#44 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right. Wait till the new year at least.
They would appreciate it, I'm sure.
#45 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Well atleast it would help the sanity of some OCD driven people saying that i lived 21 years flush and it would match my grand-mother's death, only need to go 1 time to the church a years.
#46 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you were trying to say in that comment.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
#47 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natural language.. or what ever it's called.
#33 - You can define reality as you want it.. But in the dark, with …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing 0
#35 - kiaserzerg (12/21/2014) [-]
every man, woman, and child, on this planet is born, and dies alone, the question is, what do we do in that darkness? We all have our own candle to light the way. some more than others.


the question is, are you going to be a guiding beacon for others to follow through this hellsih land scape, or are you going to forge a path alll your own?

Me, im gonna douse everything i can and make my own kingdom of fire, no matter the cost.
#36 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
i'm 20.. living in an appartment with 2 friend.. having my own cars.. not even working right now.. I pay everything with my money. I have earned.. Teacher loved and praised me for my ''intelligence''. People praise me for my ''kindness'' .. I just don't care about any of that.. I just, don't give a single fuck anymore. I have nothing. Some teacher even added me to know how i'd change the world around me, i don't give a single fuck. People have hope for me. I don't care. I don't have anything that I want on this planet. Yes that's pretty fucking wide. I'm a lone monk surrounded by people that observe me. Just to see what i'll do.. And there's none of that that matter to me, every skill, every knowledge I have just don't make any sense to me since i don'T have a will anymore.
#38 - kiaserzerg (12/21/2014) [-]
the greatest hell of being on a pillar, people look up, and all you see are greedy fools.

though to be frank, you are 20, shit can really change even within a few years. hell, less than 10 years ago, this shit would be a lot different.
I honestly cant say things are going to get any easier, or better. Because there will always be those fucking fools who see you as a perfect reason to keep going.
#41 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
With my body, i won't probably even live to 50.. Just doing 60 push up, i need to wait ATLEAST a week of not doing anything that would pump my hearth too much or train muscle near it, or it hurt like crazy and my hearth feel strained heavily.. Doctor just don't care about it since i'm young.
#29 - Iv'e met a girl recently, she' gorgeous, a real nympho, have t…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2014 on Just Loner thing +1
#32 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
Are you expecting to find a soul mate right this fucking moment?
We are not living a fairy tale.
Love is an adventure; quite literally, a fucking odyssey!
If you aren't satisfied, move on.
No one is forcing you to stay with the nympho.
Dude, just explore.
#34 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm a way too much down to earth guys.. This situation, as i said, could simply be fixed logically by finding another girl exploring, but, it's not logical to me, i can't rationalyze, i can't say why i love this girl, i just can't think of anyway to not think about her, i can't just find anyway to run from all the hell she's making me live. Yes common sense is pretty easy, but that is not something i can explain.. It's not a feeling i can even try to describe.. As fucking wide and ridiculous as it sound.
#37 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
Here are your options:
A) Move the fuck on.
B) Kill yourself.
C) Continue seeking attention/pity on the interwebs.

Trust me, the degree of logic in your options does not interest me.
#40 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'f i'd seek attention i'd write it on facebook. Here i can just say what i think outloud and see if i should have a will to still live. No matter what you guys do, you can't really stop me, or won't even care about that. The question i asked was : what's the easiest way to die.
#42 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
And I answered. Since you decided to continue conversation instead of going straight to the gun cabinet, it would appear that you still have some reservations regarding option B.
#43 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
I'm hopeless, not hearthless. How'd my parent react if i'd kill my self for christmas?
#44 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
You're right. Wait till the new year at least.
They would appreciate it, I'm sure.
#45 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Well atleast it would help the sanity of some OCD driven people saying that i lived 21 years flush and it would match my grand-mother's death, only need to go 1 time to the church a years.
#46 - omnomer (12/21/2014) [-]
I have no idea what you were trying to say in that comment.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Good luck.
#47 - usernamegtfo (12/21/2014) [-]
Sorry my english suck. I learned english so it's not my natural language.. or what ever it's called.
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