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#13 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Mike Tyson defense/offense +1
User avatar #14 - DWalk (09/20/2014) [-]
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Mike Tyson defense/offense +1
#13 - uselesscommentman (09/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #14 - DWalk (09/20/2014) [-]
#10 - The dumping begins  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2014 on Mike Tyson defense/offense +1
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User avatar #14 - DWalk (09/20/2014) [-]
#4 - Town hall, Sydney, Straya 07/14/2014 on hell yea 0
#8 - Source is Chloe Bruce. She's as flexible as someone w…  [+] (28 new replies) 06/12/2014 on Chuck Norris disguised as a... +50
#64 - talked (06/12/2014) [-]
And, like a man who had been shot through the chest with a rifle, he was shot in the chest with a rifle.
User avatar #11 - redstonealchemist (06/12/2014) [-]
> chloe bruce
> bruce lee
coincidence?
User avatar #21 - Lbomb (06/12/2014) [-]
she doesn't really do anything besides fancy useless tricks though, she doesn't even spar. So comparing her to Bruce Lee is a mistake.
User avatar #47 - defeats (06/12/2014) [-]
She's a 4th Dan black belt, I'm pretty sure she can do more than just fancy useless tricks.
Tang Soo Do isn't my thing, but it is certainly not a useless combat form.
User avatar #71 - redstonealchemist (06/13/2014) [-]
never heard of that martial art, what's it like?
User avatar #73 - defeats (06/13/2014) [-]
It's a fairly modern (1960+ or so) Korean martial art that is based a lot from TDK, karate, kung fu and a few others.
It's mainly striking, mostly developed from many different forms of karate. It's generally quite light and fast, but it does have it's fair share of heavy blows.

There's not really much more that I know about it, but like a lot Asian martial arts it's a bit too flashy for my purposes. (They really do love their bouncy demonstrations)

I practice Muay Thai and Krav Maga (I do them separately, but Krav Maga incorporates a lot of Muay Thai).
User avatar #76 - redstonealchemist (06/14/2014) [-]
i've done a little ahrate, a tiny bit of tae kwon do, i was given a brief lesson in kung fu, but i'm practising tai chi chu'an. i haven't gotten very far, but i make up for it by being able to take a lot of hits
User avatar #77 - defeats (06/14/2014) [-]
I have been wanting to try Tai Chi, it's a very strong martial art
User avatar #78 - redstonealchemist (06/15/2014) [-]
the funny part is it's not even emant to be for fighting, it's to be one with yourself
User avatar #79 - defeats (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, the mental and physical health aspects of Tai Chi are what make it one of the best out there.
It is especially popular among older people for that reason. But also great for younger people because of the incredible balance and core strength practiced.
User avatar #80 - redstonealchemist (06/15/2014) [-]
and if that's not good enough to get people interested in it, it's the art chosen for FUCKING WATER BENDING.
User avatar #70 - Lbomb (06/13/2014) [-]
showcasing your skills isn't a problem but when all you do is demonstrations and no sparring then it kind of lowers your credibility imo
User avatar #29 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
show me a video of bruce lee in an actual fight.. no acted movies or whatnot just straight up official fights any fight in a tournament, ring, boxing ring, anything..... there are non bruce lee did nothing but tricks and act he has litteraly no proof of him being anywhere near what people praise him as
User avatar #72 - redstonealchemist (06/13/2014) [-]
bruce lee at his best can beat chuck norris at his best and chuck norris took on two armed assailants after a full day of shooting film and in the three minutes it took the police to get there, their arms were so badly broken that you could see the bones in the forearms with ease and the weapons were on the floor, bent.
bruce lee can do that in under 10 seconds if he wanted to.
#38 - Lbomb (06/12/2014) [-]
#30 - nthmetal (06/12/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Lee#Martial_arts_career
look shit up before you start talkin
User avatar #33 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
i know he invented his own martial art sure any fighter today can do that if they take moves from other martial arts and put em together shiet we all make our own fighting style..and bruce lee ONLY made DEMONSTRATIONS at the championships doing one finger pushups and one inch punches he never actually competed in anything why cause hes a PERFORMER like a artist you never see two artists try to out draw eachother or dancers to out dance the other and if they do its all part of their perfomance and thats exactly what pruce lee is NOT a fighter but a PERFORMER
User avatar #46 - ssheadshot (06/12/2014) [-]
You must be a special kind of potato. Bruce Lee got his start in acting from his wins in professional competitions. There was a real fight between Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris when Chuck was the reigning world champion (before he did any movies). Unfortunately, interest in these tournaments was so low at the time, that most were unfilmed and not televised.
User avatar #48 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
since when did wins=acting career i highly HIGHLY doubt that is legitimate if so then provide proof otherwise shouldn't world class fighters be actors aswell also if the information about that "FIGHT" came after bruce lee's death then it's biased as 300.. i'm sure there was shit tons of interest in the tournaments they didn't film it in defense of bruce lee people watch bruce lee movies to see bruce lee fight so shouldn't there be a good amount of interest to see actual "fights"
User avatar #42 - leonhardt (06/12/2014) [-]
And Im sure you would definitely say that to his face were he still alive and by some miracle you were both in the same room.

Though he seems chill enough to not kick your head square off your shoulders then shit down your neck
User avatar #45 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
also you feel your only response to a perfectly placed point is "well i bet you would'nt say to his face" thats the same as being frustrated that your wrong and saying "yeah well, fuck you!" you know i'm right you dont want to accept it
User avatar #50 - leonhardt (06/12/2014) [-]
Someone can't handle being wrong.
User avatar #56 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
im done, fuck it.. you guys have your heads so far up bruce lee's skeletal ass that i can't even try to show calmly show you your wrong without you saying " you would'nt say it to his face" or someone can't hancle being wrong.. look in the fucking mirror for once in your life and you'd see you can't handle being wrong! im fucking done i'm outtie 500
User avatar #59 - leonhardt (06/12/2014) [-]
You brought this entirely upon yourself.
Read up on things before you go around spouting bullshit then flipping the fuck out when you find out you're wrong.
User avatar #60 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
i know what i talked about i've taken greco-roman wrestling for 10 years competed 5 times done judo for 6 years, competed 3 times, taken strongman training, competed in 2011, i've been in gymnastics since i was 7 got into parkour at 10- TAUGHT gymnastics and parkour at 14 with people of my age and older i've been around all kinds of athletes and trained with them fought with them...right here right now ill provide source to the ONLY time EVER bruce lee was ever in a legitimate match...fuck i could of beat him BRUCE LEE 's ONLY REAL FIGHTING SPARRING FOOTAGE JEET KUNE DO!
User avatar #69 - leonhardt (06/12/2014) [-]
Right. And i'm one of the top snipers in the Navy SEALS.
#44 - hellboundstrength (06/12/2014) [-]
are people so nuthugging on bruce lee that when their idol ends up not being what you dreamed of them being you get mad? consider bruce lee as a bodybuilder to a strongman example: not actually saying hes a bodybuiulder a body builder builds his body to LOOK like he's the strongest man on earth that doesn't mean he is...where the actual strongest man on earth doesn't even look like the strongest man on earth...bruce lee is a artist, a performer a guy who does tricks and shows to make himself look good even bruce lee would'nt be able to argue on thatcould you for even a second think that bruce lee would win in a fight against guys like anderson silva,chuck lidell(prime), john bones jones, gsp, NO HE WOULD'NT..pic is brian shaw current worlds strongest man
User avatar #9 - MikedelScorcho (06/12/2014) [-]
I heard she can kick a book as well as someone who can kick a book into a handbag
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#128 - That's an Autist if I ever seen one.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2014 on spelling bee champion win... +1
User avatar #160 - pulluspardus (04/13/2014) [-]
Thats not what you're supposed to say in front of a mirror....
User avatar #143 - Zyklone (04/13/2014) [-]
you havent
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User avatar #6 - roll (06/09/2013) [-]
i have my ways :3
#7 to #6 - uselesscommentman (06/11/2013) [-]
teach me your ways!
#1 - waffies ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
Hi there. Random friend request or did we bump into each other? Also: muahaha, stole your profile comment virginity
#2 to #1 - uselesscommentman (12/08/2012) [-]
You saved me from a red thumb beating at the hands of a thread I arrived early at.
User avatar #3 to #2 - waffies ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
riiiiiight, i do recall! well cool, how's life broski?
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