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Hello, I am USarmyExplain, I am an army veteran who is looking to answer some fucking explanations. I really haven't been paying attention to these things, I just wanted to get the name before anyone else did.

Mostly I want to answer questions about the "fog of war", like if you ever wanted to know the real story behind anyone that was KIA in the us army instead of the standard "he died a hero" bs the feed everyone. I either know the answer, or can find it.

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#8 - Multiple eiosodes, she was around a lot  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on the water's a little cold 0
User avatar #10 - banwagon (12 hours ago) [-]
that is why idk what episode, mad tv was pretty funny though worth a watch
#23 - Picture 14 hours ago on /fit/izens around the world 0
#100 - Picture 15 hours ago on 155mm of freedom 0
#99 - I thought the picture was self-explanatory 15 hours ago on 155mm of freedom 0
#3 - Picture 16 hours ago on 554 Simpsons episodes at... 0
#167870 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #167893 - hotrodman (18 hours ago) [-]
that's the MOS i want, but his pamphlet was only like a year old thats why i said that
#167869 - The thing to remember about recruiters, is that they have a qu… 20 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#123 - But nobody ever says "battle drill 6 that building"  [+] (1 new reply) 20 hours ago on An Pirate 0
#141 - stlassassinfhc (7 hours ago) [-]
im trackin, i just wanted to see if you were legit. proved to me you are by saying kill anything. lmao what unit were you
#122 - Waddle through doorway, kill anything in front of you. 20 hours ago on An Pirate +1
#23 - I'm pretty sure he sent me some movies at some point  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2014 on An Pirate +11
#54 - stlassassinfhc (12/21/2014) [-]
explain how to do battle drill 6
#122 - usarmyexplain (20 hours ago) [-]
Waddle through doorway, kill anything in front of you.
User avatar #79 - vivjames (12/21/2014) [-]
Drill six holes up your arsehole.... Sir!
User avatar #64 - Mortuus (12/21/2014) [-]
Because everyone is in the same branch.
#113 - stlassassinfhc (22 hours ago) [-]
his does say army....
User avatar #123 - usarmyexplain (20 hours ago) [-]
But nobody ever says "battle drill 6 that building"
#141 - stlassassinfhc (7 hours ago) [-]
im trackin, i just wanted to see if you were legit. proved to me you are by saying kill anything. lmao what unit were you

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#67 - anonymous (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #67 - usarmyexplain (11/21/2014) [-]
Really, the news didnt know about who did it till the next day. You can debunk all of these points with some google, but I'm not going to spend the effort on an anon
#68 to #67 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
9/11 - Echoes of Darkness [Mini-documentary]
User avatar #65 - themagicdalek (09/01/2014) [-]
how do I join the black ops?
I love you
no homo
User avatar #66 to #65 - usarmyexplain (09/01/2014) [-]
Black ops refers to black budget operations, where congress and the american people know the money is being spent on something but the details on the reports are blacked out.

First, you join the military, then you pass special forces selection and you are in the elite club, but those guys aren't black ops. You have to earn the respect of the best and be recognized as one of them, then if the top teams pick you up you will go on operations with them. Some of those operations will be "black ops"

love you too buddy
User avatar #63 - User (08/06/2014) [-]
I will continue my thumbing in an hour.
User avatar #62 - User (08/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had to.
#64 to #62 - usarmyexplain (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
#55 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
davidavidson here. People think you are an incoherent cunt.

Pls leave, post haste.
#56 to #55 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
davidavidson again.
PS, I cant post when logged in because I still have you blocked. I just want to rape children in peace, please stop harassing me.
#57 to #56 - usarmyexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
I will never quit. It's part of my creed.
#58 to #57 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #59 to #58 - usarmyexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
goddammit anon, are you the same as the first two?
#60 to #59 - anonymous (07/30/2014) [-]
You try so hard. Why not use that ambition to loose some weight tonka truk?
User avatar #61 to #60 - usarmyexplain (07/30/2014) [-]
Duh, because exercise is hard.
User avatar #50 - usarmyexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
ohemgeezus, you tagged me in a comment that I cant get to.
#52 to #50 - ohemgeezus (07/17/2014) [-]
the OP deleted the content, it was the post about military dogs getting titanium teeth and I remembered the last time it got posted people said it was fake.
#54 to #52 - usarmyexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. That's fake... Maybe. You gotta remember, DARPA figured out a way to weaponize dolphins and sea lions I wouldnt doubt that there was a program to do something like that at some point, but surgical implanted teeth for dogs is really impractical.

For the most part, military dogs are really just normal dogs trained to do military crap, kindof like police dogs, but mostly they aren't trained to find narcotics unless they are in a MP unit that looks for that sort of thing.
#47 - roytmustang (07/15/2014) [-]
I applaud you sir. Fine name and fine job you've been doing so far.



I know you probably don't care but I'mma say it anyway. I'm re-enlisting in the army this year, so Godspeed spreading factual evidence and not just spouting Fox News garbage.
User avatar #48 to #47 - usarmyexplain (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man, it actually means something to me.

I thought it would be hard to reup right now, what MOS are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - roytmustang (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to change this time and go for either 89D or 91F. Explosive Ordinance Disposal seems fun though.
User avatar #51 to #49 - usarmyexplain (07/17/2014) [-]
EOD gets all the babes, but I hear you have to pass a PT test in your EOD suit.
#53 to #51 - roytmustang (07/17/2014) [-]
I can do it.

Maybe
User avatar #46 - breadposter (07/11/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #44 to #43 - usarmyexplain (06/24/2014) [-]
Nice. Thank you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers subscribe?
User avatar #42 to #41 - usarmyexplain (06/23/2014) [-]
No thank
User avatar #38 to #37 - usarmyexplain (06/21/2014) [-]
Nice. I can respect a man who lives up to his obligations.
#39 to #38 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
I can respect a man who serves or has served his country.
User avatar #40 to #39 - usarmyexplain (06/21/2014) [-]
Wow, Thanks man.
User avatar #30 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Sup, bro.
#31 to #30 - usarmyexplain (06/09/2014) [-]
What's happening?
What's happening?
User avatar #32 to #31 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Not much, man, not much. You?
#33 to #32 - usarmyexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh, you know. Chilling.    
   
I was folding cloths last night, and I thought to myself, &quot;Self, you always fold and hang your cloths army style, you cant even remember how to fold them regular. You should make a tutorial for retards who want to join the army.&quot; Then I thought, &quot;Good point, self, folding and hanging cloths is really important for the first 9 weeks.&quot;
Oh, you know. Chilling.

I was folding cloths last night, and I thought to myself, "Self, you always fold and hang your cloths army style, you cant even remember how to fold them regular. You should make a tutorial for retards who want to join the army." Then I thought, "Good point, self, folding and hanging cloths is really important for the first 9 weeks."
User avatar #34 to #33 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
>Make a video
>get hella thumbs

I have 2 methods for folding.
1: Get a plastic clothes folder.
2. Use the "Super Secret" technique.
User avatar #35 to #34 - usarmyexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
The army makes you roll everything then somehow fold it so it stays rolled and compact.
"Roll that shirt up, make it look like a brown little **** , private. Make those shocks look like little green ***** , private."
User avatar #36 to #35 - sciencexplain ONLINE (06/11/2014) [-]
That's... certainly an interesting description to say the least.
#25 to #24 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
CRY! CRY!
CRY! CRY!
#26 to #25 - usarmyexplain (05/08/2014) [-]
Are you new to this whole cyber bullying thing?
Are you new to this whole cyber bullying thing?
#27 to #26 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah...
Yeah...
#13 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
Hey 						*******					 mcgee pretending global warming isnt real is something id expect out of my racist grandparents what are you 85 and retarded
Hey ******* mcgee pretending global warming isnt real is something id expect out of my racist grandparents what are you 85 and retarded
#15 to #13 - usarmyexplain (05/08/2014) [-]
Do you really just accept the titles of the news articles? Have you actually read the studies? Looked at their sponsors? I've delved into the actual facts and figures, records from dozens I made it through the records of 68 stations records of atmospheric monitoring stations around the world dating back between decades, looking at the carbon content as well as average temperature.

The facts and figures are carefully chosen out of that data to convince you that the earth is on the verge of a total climatic collapse.

Pic related, misleading data, you may have seen something similar to this in a movie or on upworthy, but once you actually look at what those dots mean you start to understand the graph is worse than useless.

First, lets look at the ice core samples taken from the Siple Research Station in the antarctic , the ice is formed by gradual buildup of snow that is compressed layer upon layer, the CO2 measurement by ppm (parts per million) is how much CO2 is trapped on the snow. The problem with this being that in order to determine the CO2 level, you have to assume the rate at witch snow accumulated. Higher snow fall rates cause less atmosphere to be trapped in the ice while low snow fall rates cause higher amounts of atmosphere to be trapped. Or as Dr Neil Trudinger put it, "It is well known that diffusion processes within the firn layer and the gradual enclosure of the air in the lock-in-zone of the ice lead to a reduced signal of the original atmospheric variability and may obscure high-frequency variations."

Now that maybe you understand the blue dots, lets look at the red dots. It does look pretty alarming, but consider the following, they are from another source. The Mauna Loa atmospheric station is located half way around the world from where the other samples were taken, and measured with different means and equipment. In addition to that, the Mauna Loa atmospheric sampling station is actually located on top of a volcano. If you actually look at the information form CDAK Carbon Dioxide Information Analysis Center you will note that Mauna Loa did register a 60ppm increase of CO2 in 50 years, but many of the other monitoring stations not located on top of volcanoes reported stable or reduced CO2 levels.

Your grandparents sound like smart people
#21 to #15 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
because you are gay
#20 to #15 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
because you **** butts
#19 to #15 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
beacuse you would know
#18 to #15 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
oh by the way i am curious what is the best way to get poop off my dick i am curious
User avatar #22 to #18 - usarmyexplain (05/08/2014) [-]
Soap and water
#17 to #15 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
Hey ********** mcdouchestick, that chart supports global warming. great job slapping random figures on a random copy and pasted wikipedia article and feeling smug.

Okay for example here is one of a million sources im citing

www.sciencemag.org/content/293/5529/451.abstract?sid=8f464226-38bd-4497-9861-95b3a955f398

that is an actual scientific study. not a chart from wikipedia. a study.

scientific studies are the things smart people do when they make your fancy charts for you

based on the logic used in your previous arguments i feel like you might not know what those are

scientists are the smart people who spend the better part of a decade studying specific aspects of earth before doing these studies

you want to make a point? cite a ******* source. any source. not a chart. not a blog. a published peer reviewed article that disproves global warming or even puts a shred of evidence to light that says there is even a glimmer of hope that there might be a 1 percent chance of someone somewhere making a typo that when viewed througha foggy piece of glass someome might misinterpret as evidence that youre not an incorrect misinformed ********
User avatar #28 to #17 - usarmyexplain (05/08/2014) [-]
I can tell you put a lot of effort into this, thanks for the link I may use it in the future.

According to what you linked, there is a pretty good chance that global average temperature will increase by less than 5 degrees over the next 86 years. And that 5 degree outliers is based on a scenario that global atmospheric CO2 levels increase to 1260ppm, even at our current rate of increase we would not see those levels for over 400 years, while their projection ends at the year 2100.

Totally ignoring that, even if I accept everything in that study as a fact I still fail to see anything that should alarm me. According to the study, that only factors in atmospheric gas effects on ocean temperatures related to global temperature, we are only looking at an increase of around 2 degrees over the the next hundred years let me quote the article you didnt read "the median warming rate over 1990 to 2100 is 0.28°C/decade" also, here is another quote from the thing you didnt read, the "observed warming rate over the past 100 years of 0.06°C/decade"

#14 to #13 - HellsSponge (05/08/2014) [-]
oh and i almost forgot of course you are friends with girlsxplain because youve betad so hard that you need women as a very concept explained to you

go clop to mlp porn you poopnazi ********
User avatar #16 to #14 - usarmyexplain (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for creeping my profile, you are really proving your point by doing that.

I am friends with girlsxplain so I can remember how to spell her name and tag her in **** she needs to explain.
#29 to #16 - girlsxplain (05/09/2014) [-]
Really usarmyexplain just tags me in things where they think my advice would come in handy for people. I wouldnt call that friends, more of a "i know someone who could probably help more in this situation than me"
User avatar #5 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
You are a top retard m8
User avatar #7 to #6 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
and cancerous to-boot
#8 to #7 - usarmyexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
Didn't you see my earlier post? I am sorry about the cancer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
cringe worthy m8
#10 to #9 - usarmyexplain (04/30/2014) [-]
You have no idea
You have no idea
User avatar #11 to #10 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
no i have a ptryy gid idea m8
User avatar #3 to #2 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usarmyexplain (04/29/2014) [-]
yeah man, I just stayed up all night, passed out a little while ago.
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