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Hello, I am USarmyExplain, I am an army veteran who is looking to answer some fucking explanations. I really haven't been paying attention to these things, I just wanted to get the name before anyone else did.

Mostly I want to answer questions about the "fog of war", like if you ever wanted to know the real story behind anyone that was KIA in the us army instead of the standard "he died a hero" bs the feed everyone. I either know the answer, or can find it.

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#76 - Yeah. They are usually the ones who never had to work before, … 7 hours ago on the unfortunate truth +1
#73 - MFW complaining graduates 7 hours ago on the unfortunate truth +5
#72 - It's great to hear the liberal arts majors crying  [+] (2 new replies) 7 hours ago on the unfortunate truth +1
User avatar #75 - undeadmaus (7 hours ago) [-]
Most of those cases are people who chose shitty majors. A very few are actually people that spent their time on something worthwhile and got fucked over. Equating those two annoys the fuck out of me.
User avatar #76 - usarmyexplain (7 hours ago) [-]
Yeah. They are usually the ones who never had to work before, who then have to work and start getting confused because it's not being handed to them.
#171 - The fridge grinding noise is usually a sign of an old compress… 7 hours ago on Weird shit my roommate does 1 +1
#25 - My point being that you can demand a better education for your… 10 hours ago on Don't stay in school 0
#28 - Oral sex is not the missionary position. All other positions a… 11 hours ago on no words can explain 0
#23 - Yes, but if you refuse to go to school, they are the ones who …  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on Don't stay in school 0
User avatar #24 - feolthenos (10 hours ago) [-]
I guess the problems run deeper with education in your part of the world, My condolences
User avatar #25 - usarmyexplain (10 hours ago) [-]
My point being that you can demand a better education for yourself than what is pushed at you.
#3 - Where do I fing this video?  [+] (1 new reply) 12 hours ago on New Star Wars.. 0
#4 - dameush (3 hours ago) [-]
it was a lootcrate video
#26 - I think not, the UCMJ only allows missionary position  [+] (2 new replies) 12 hours ago on no words can explain 0
User avatar #27 - economyexplain (11 hours ago) [-]
That's still a thing? Is the article about oral sex still in place, too?
User avatar #28 - usarmyexplain (11 hours ago) [-]
Oral sex is not the missionary position. All other positions are sodomy, sodomy is illegal in the UCMJ.
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#102 - corps (01/24/2015) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #70 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
I'm signing up as an 18x. Any idea what that school will be like (I don't have to go to boot, I'm prior service) and what challenges I'd face?
User avatar #71 to #70 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Well, it's ******* hard. Did your recruiter give you a manual? There is some sort of handbook that outlines everything you need to do to pass. Also, if you fail selection you become an 11B and you would have to go to basic training again.
User avatar #72 to #71 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
They haven't given me anything but a packet to apply for a secret clearance.
I mean, everyone said Marine Corps bootcamp was ******* hard, but it wasn't that bad. How tough can 18x be?
User avatar #80 to #72 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
www.sorbrecruiting.com/Text/SELECTED_EBOOK.pdf

As hard as boot camp is, it's designed to build you up and pass you, you gradually do harder and harder **** . Selection is designed to fail 90% of people. 21 mile ruck marches, 3 day solo landnav courses where they send attack dogs after you, tasks like “carry this 20 gallons of fuel 10 miles”, they will let you die if you dont ask for help. They intentionally sign too many people up, then make everyone do PT till enough people quit.

I know many people that went to selection, and I only know one that passed, he built himself up to run 20 miles a day, not masturbating or having sex for 6 months, and 2 large pizzas in addition to his 3 meals a day from the chow hall.

He said what helped him survive selection was hatred.

I met another guy who washed out after selection, he said he conditioned with a 100lb ruck for 9 months to pass.
User avatar #81 to #80 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
Goddamn, I need to step up my routine, then.
User avatar #86 to #81 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
There is some TM out there that outlines what you need to do, like point by point "if you do this you will pass" stuff, your recruiter should have one of those for you.
User avatar #88 to #86 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
I'll ask for it the next time I see him, thanks.
#73 to #72 - corps (12/27/2014) [-]
Personal experiences may vary.
Personal experiences may vary.
#74 to #73 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
After two years of smoking and getting fat, I may just end up being specialist Pyle.
#83 to #74 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
From experience, being a specialist is AWESOME

I got to beat stupid privates.
User avatar #85 to #83 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
I know it's awesome. That's why I'm signing up. The Marine Corps would demote me back to lance and then phase me out as an eight year corporal, so the Army's the only viable option for me and the only thing they're offering to prior service is 18x, so it's either get through this or nothing.
User avatar #89 to #85 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
But SF ranks start out at sgt. Like, when you go to selection you default to e5 pay.
User avatar #91 to #89 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
Ah, but they told me I'd go in as an e-4.
User avatar #93 to #91 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (12/27/2014) [-]
Well, yeah, but once you go to selection you start out as an e5, they do it so nobody can lock up some SF soldier at parade rest for no reason. All their ranks are one higher than the regular army. So a SF company is lead by a major, while an army company is lead by a cpt.
User avatar #94 to #93 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
Sweet. That means that if I get through the tough **** , I can get bah sooner than I thought.
#87 to #84 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
Pew pew pew
#92 to #90 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
That kid's recruiter made a mistake.
That kid's recruiter made a mistake.
#95 to #92 - corps (12/27/2014) [-]
Most people don't acknowledge the fact that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman showed him plenty of encouragement.
Most people don't acknowledge the fact that Gunnery Sergeant Hartman showed him plenty of encouragement.
#96 to #95 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
He even paired him up with a permanent battlebuddy to make sure he got his 						****					 straight. You know what my DIs did to the 						*******					 in our platoon? Four or five of us got in his face and screamed at him for half an hour, he got constantly ITed, and when he gave up he had to say "My master plan is working" (which was 						*******					 hilarious), as if it was his master plan to make the other recruits work harder.
He even paired him up with a permanent battlebuddy to make sure he got his **** straight. You know what my DIs did to the ******* in our platoon? Four or five of us got in his face and screamed at him for half an hour, he got constantly ITed, and when he gave up he had to say "My master plan is working" (which was ******* hilarious), as if it was his master plan to make the other recruits work harder.
#97 to #96 - corps (12/27/2014) [-]
As for me I haven't been to boot yet, I'm a poolee and joined in the DEP so I have a bit of a longer wait.  Pretty sure I've talked to you before so if you remember maybe you already knew that.    
   
Some people say it's easy, some say it's hard, but either way I can't wait for the challenge.
As for me I haven't been to boot yet, I'm a poolee and joined in the DEP so I have a bit of a longer wait. Pretty sure I've talked to you before so if you remember maybe you already knew that.

Some people say it's easy, some say it's hard, but either way I can't wait for the challenge.
#98 to #97 - dashgamer (12/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, I remember talking to you.
You'd better open your anus wide for that green ween.
#67 - anonexplains (11/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #67 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (11/21/2014) [-]
Really, the news didnt know about who did it till the next day. You can debunk all of these points with some google, but I'm not going to spend the effort on an anon
#68 to #67 - anonexplains (11/19/2014) [-]
9/11 - Echoes of Darkness [Mini-documentary]
User avatar #65 - themagicdalek (09/01/2014) [-]
how do I join the black ops?
I love you
no homo
User avatar #66 to #65 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (09/01/2014) [-]
Black ops refers to black budget operations, where congress and the american people know the money is being spent on something but the details on the reports are blacked out.

First, you join the military, then you pass special forces selection and you are in the elite club, but those guys aren't black ops. You have to earn the respect of the best and be recognized as one of them, then if the top teams pick you up you will go on operations with them. Some of those operations will be "black ops"

love you too buddy
User avatar #63 - User (08/06/2014) [-]
I will continue my thumbing in an hour.
User avatar #62 - User (08/06/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had to.
#64 to #62 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (08/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know
Yeah, I know
#55 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [-]
davidavidson here. People think you are an incoherent cunt.

Pls leave, post haste.
#56 to #55 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [-]
davidavidson again.
PS, I cant post when logged in because I still have you blocked. I just want to rape children in peace, please stop harassing me.
#57 to #56 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
I will never quit. It's part of my creed.
#58 to #57 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #59 to #58 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
goddammit anon, are you the same as the first two?
#60 to #59 - anonexplains (07/30/2014) [-]
You try so hard. Why not use that ambition to loose some weight tonka truk?
User avatar #61 to #60 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/30/2014) [-]
Duh, because exercise is hard.
User avatar #50 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
ohemgeezus, you tagged me in a comment that I cant get to.
#52 to #50 - ohemgeezus (07/17/2014) [-]
the OP deleted the content, it was the post about military dogs getting titanium teeth and I remembered the last time it got posted people said it was fake.
#54 to #52 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, no. That's fake... Maybe. You gotta remember, DARPA figured out a way to weaponize dolphins and sea lions I wouldnt doubt that there was a program to do something like that at some point, but surgical implanted teeth for dogs is really impractical.

For the most part, military dogs are really just normal dogs trained to do military crap, kindof like police dogs, but mostly they aren't trained to find narcotics unless they are in a MP unit that looks for that sort of thing.
#47 - roytmustang (07/15/2014) [-]
I applaud you sir. Fine name and fine job you've been doing so far.



I know you probably don't care but I'mma say it anyway. I'm re-enlisting in the army this year, so Godspeed spreading factual evidence and not just spouting Fox News garbage.
User avatar #48 to #47 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
Thanks man, it actually means something to me.

I thought it would be hard to reup right now, what MOS are you?
User avatar #49 to #48 - roytmustang (07/16/2014) [-]
I'm going to change this time and go for either 89D or 91F. Explosive Ordinance Disposal seems fun though.
User avatar #51 to #49 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (07/17/2014) [-]
EOD gets all the babes, but I hear you have to pass a PT test in your EOD suit.
#53 to #51 - roytmustang (07/17/2014) [-]
I can do it.

Maybe
User avatar #46 - breadposter (07/11/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #44 to #43 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
Nice. Thank you.
User avatar #45 to #44 - presidentmoose (06/25/2014) [-]
OP always delivers subscribe?
User avatar #42 to #41 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
No thank
User avatar #38 to #37 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Nice. I can respect a man who lives up to his obligations.
#39 to #38 - evilhomer (06/21/2014) [-]
I can respect a man who serves or has served his country.
User avatar #40 to #39 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Wow, Thanks man.
User avatar #30 - sciencexplain (06/09/2014) [-]
Sup, bro.
#31 to #30 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
What's happening?
What's happening?
User avatar #32 to #31 - sciencexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
Not much, man, not much. You?
#33 to #32 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Oh, you know. Chilling.    
   
I was folding cloths last night, and I thought to myself, &quot;Self, you always fold and hang your cloths army style, you cant even remember how to fold them regular. You should make a tutorial for retards who want to join the army.&quot; Then I thought, &quot;Good point, self, folding and hanging cloths is really important for the first 9 weeks.&quot;
Oh, you know. Chilling.

I was folding cloths last night, and I thought to myself, "Self, you always fold and hang your cloths army style, you cant even remember how to fold them regular. You should make a tutorial for retards who want to join the army." Then I thought, "Good point, self, folding and hanging cloths is really important for the first 9 weeks."
User avatar #34 to #33 - sciencexplain (06/10/2014) [-]
>Make a video
>get hella thumbs

I have 2 methods for folding.
1: Get a plastic clothes folder.
2. Use the "Super Secret" technique.
User avatar #35 to #34 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
The army makes you roll everything then somehow fold it so it stays rolled and compact.
"Roll that shirt up, make it look like a brown little **** , private. Make those shocks look like little green ***** , private."
User avatar #36 to #35 - sciencexplain (06/11/2014) [-]
That's... certainly an interesting description to say the least.
#24 to #23 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
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#25 to #24 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
CRY! CRY!
CRY! CRY!
#26 to #25 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Are you new to this whole cyber bullying thing?
Are you new to this whole cyber bullying thing?
#27 to #26 - batmanisarabbit (05/08/2014) [-]
Yeah...
Yeah...
#13 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Hey 						*******					 mcgee pretending global warming isnt real is something id expect out of my racist grandparents what are you 85 and retarded
Hey ******* mcgee pretending global warming isnt real is something id expect out of my racist grandparents what are you 85 and retarded
#15 to #13 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Do you really just accept the titles of the news articles? Have you actually read the studies? Looked at their sponsors? I've delved into the actual facts and figures, records from dozens I made it through the records of 68 stations records of atmospheric monitoring stations around the world dating back between decades, looking at the carbon content as well as average temperature.

The facts and figures are carefully chosen out of that data to convince you that the earth is on the verge of a total climatic collapse.

Pic related, misleading data, you may have seen something similar to this in a movie or on upworthy, but once you actually look at what those dots mean you start to understand the graph is worse than useless.

First, lets look at the ice core samples taken from the Siple Research Station in the antarctic , the ice is formed by gradual buildup of snow that is compressed layer upon layer, the CO2 measurement by ppm (parts per million) is how much CO2 is trapped on the snow. The problem with this being that in order to determine the CO2 level, you have to assume the rate at witch snow accumulated. Higher snow fall rates cause less atmosphere to be trapped in the ice while low snow fall rates cause higher amounts of atmosphere to be trapped. Or as Dr Neil Trudinger put it, "It is well known that diffusion processes within the firn layer and the gradual enclosure of the air in the lock-in-zone of the ice lead to a reduced signal of the original atmospheric variability and may obscure high-frequency variations."

Now that maybe you understand the blue dots, lets look at the red dots. It does look pretty alarming, but consider the following, they are from another source. The Mauna Loa atmospheric station is located half way around the world from where the other samples were taken, and measured with different means and equipment. In addition to that, the Mauna Loa atmospheric sampling station is actually located on top of a volcano. If you actually look at the information form CDAK Carbon Dioxide Information Analysis Center you will note that Mauna Loa did register a 60ppm increase of CO2 in 50 years, but many of the other monitoring stations not located on top of volcanoes reported stable or reduced CO2 levels.

Your grandparents sound like smart people
#21 to #15 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
because you are gay
#20 to #15 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
because you **** butts
#19 to #15 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
beacuse you would know
#18 to #15 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
oh by the way i am curious what is the best way to get poop off my dick i am curious
User avatar #22 to #18 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Soap and water
#17 to #15 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Hey ********** mcdouchestick, that chart supports global warming. great job slapping random figures on a random copy and pasted wikipedia article and feeling smug.

Okay for example here is one of a million sources im citing

www.sciencemag.org/content/293/5529/451.abstract?sid=8f464226-38bd-4497-9861-95b3a955f398

that is an actual scientific study. not a chart from wikipedia. a study.

scientific studies are the things smart people do when they make your fancy charts for you

based on the logic used in your previous arguments i feel like you might not know what those are

scientists are the smart people who spend the better part of a decade studying specific aspects of earth before doing these studies

you want to make a point? cite a ******* source. any source. not a chart. not a blog. a published peer reviewed article that disproves global warming or even puts a shred of evidence to light that says there is even a glimmer of hope that there might be a 1 percent chance of someone somewhere making a typo that when viewed througha foggy piece of glass someome might misinterpret as evidence that youre not an incorrect misinformed ********
User avatar #28 to #17 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I can tell you put a lot of effort into this, thanks for the link I may use it in the future.

According to what you linked, there is a pretty good chance that global average temperature will increase by less than 5 degrees over the next 86 years. And that 5 degree outliers is based on a scenario that global atmospheric CO2 levels increase to 1260ppm, even at our current rate of increase we would not see those levels for over 400 years, while their projection ends at the year 2100.

Totally ignoring that, even if I accept everything in that study as a fact I still fail to see anything that should alarm me. According to the study, that only factors in atmospheric gas effects on ocean temperatures related to global temperature, we are only looking at an increase of around 2 degrees over the the next hundred years let me quote the article you didnt read "the median warming rate over 1990 to 2100 is 0.28°C/decade" also, here is another quote from the thing you didnt read, the "observed warming rate over the past 100 years of 0.06°C/decade"

#14 to #13 - HellsSponge ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
oh and i almost forgot of course you are friends with girlsxplain because youve betad so hard that you need women as a very concept explained to you

go clop to mlp porn you poopnazi ********
User avatar #16 to #14 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Thanks for creeping my profile, you are really proving your point by doing that.

I am friends with girlsxplain so I can remember how to spell her name and tag her in **** she needs to explain.
#29 to #16 - girlsxplain (05/09/2014) [-]
Really usarmyexplain just tags me in things where they think my advice would come in handy for people. I wouldnt call that friends, more of a "i know someone who could probably help more in this situation than me"
User avatar #5 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
You are a top retard m8
#6 to #5 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #7 to #6 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
and cancerous to-boot
#8 to #7 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
Didn't you see my earlier post? I am sorry about the cancer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
cringe worthy m8
#10 to #9 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
You have no idea
You have no idea
User avatar #11 to #10 - davidavidson (04/30/2014) [-]
no i have a ptryy gid idea m8
#12 to #11 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
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User avatar #3 to #2 - elcreepo (04/29/2014) [-]
?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usarmyexplain ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
yeah man, I just stayed up all night, passed out a little while ago.
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