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#259 - congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled. 11/08/2011 on Back In My Day 0
#530 - congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled. 11/08/2011 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#247 - congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Break Glass -2
#262 - therake has deleted their comment.
#258 - kreepypasta (11/08/2011) [-]
Wasn't succesful you fool, look at your thumbs, and you didn't make anybody rage. Learn to troll buddy.
User avatar #285 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
i got lots of up-roar, u cant deny that. tons of people giving arguements and such and commenting on my comment? especialy tomfred there. That was my goal. How can one know if the other person on the internet is actually raging?
#257 - Picture 11/08/2011 on Back In My Day 0
#527 - Picture 11/08/2011 on I dont want to live on this... 0
#242 - Picture 11/08/2011 on Break Glass -2
#240 - yes i did, and i saw the thing with his son. if you didnt noti…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2011 on Break Glass 0
User avatar #241 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Yes, I did that. I wasn't alive during Reagan's presidency, so I only have a modern viewpoint on him, so I really don't have much of a place in this conversation. Have a nice day.
#236 - reagan was probably the most conservative president we've had …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Break Glass 0
User avatar #238 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Did you Google "Reagan was a liberal"? I think you should do that.
User avatar #240 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
yes i did, and i saw the thing with his son. if you didnt notice, i addressed his main points in my comment. DId you read my comment? I think you should do that.
User avatar #241 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Yes, I did that. I wasn't alive during Reagan's presidency, so I only have a modern viewpoint on him, so I really don't have much of a place in this conversation. Have a nice day.
#230 - That's funny because he would actualy be considered radical co…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Break Glass 0
User avatar #232 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Google "Reagan was a liberal" and see the many results you get. Even his son thinks so.
User avatar #236 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
reagan was probably the most conservative president we've had in recent history. He was extremely anti-communist, giving presentations on why commies are evil since he was only a teenager, buffed up our military against the USSR, and only raised taxes to fight the cold war. He was pro-choice which most conservatives would not agree with, and also no-fualt divorce. but those are only two legitimate examples. He was, all-around, a very strong economic conservative, and mostly conservative with social issues. He did not "redistribute the wealth" or any bullshit like that, ect.
User avatar #238 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Did you Google "Reagan was a liberal"? I think you should do that.
User avatar #240 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
yes i did, and i saw the thing with his son. if you didnt notice, i addressed his main points in my comment. DId you read my comment? I think you should do that.
User avatar #241 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Yes, I did that. I wasn't alive during Reagan's presidency, so I only have a modern viewpoint on him, so I really don't have much of a place in this conversation. Have a nice day.
#229 - hey guys no hate, but if u havnt noticed thers a lot of libera… 11/08/2011 on Break Glass -1
#233 - attention all conservative funnyjunkers. you've probably notic…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Back In My Day -17
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#268 - shrike (11/08/2011) [-]
ok, first of all this is the worst possible place besides /b/ to say this. second of all i happen to be a conservative and this attempt is just pathetic.
User avatar #259 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled.
#257 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
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User avatar #240 - jinjo (11/08/2011) [-]
I am literally going to stab you in the eye with your own Richard Simmonsgotry.

#507 - megasharkman (11/08/2011) [-]
LIke there are any liberals that know how to fight.
#237 - kornonthecob (11/08/2011) [-]
**kornonthecob rolled a random image** do you even know what it is to be a conservative? every single one i know is against gays, drugs. and other fun shit.
#486 - attention all conservative funnyjunkers. you've probably notic…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2011 on I dont want to live on this... -9
User avatar #530 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled.
#527 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
#514 - follaut (11/08/2011) [-]
Forget conservative I'm objectivist
#509 - anonymous (11/08/2011) [-]
This isn't politicsjunk, fuckface.
#502 - ballstothewalrus (11/08/2011) [-]
#59 - attention all conservative funnyjunkers. you've probably notic… 11/08/2011 on You will Skip (read desc) -7
#225 - attention all conservative funnyjunkers. you've probably notic…  [+] (18 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Break Glass -26
User avatar #257 - mememeister (11/08/2011) [-]
sorry politics bro I'm an apatheist.
User avatar #247 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
congrats. you have all been sucessfuly trolled
#262 - therake has deleted their comment.
#258 - kreepypasta (11/08/2011) [-]
Wasn't succesful you fool, look at your thumbs, and you didn't make anybody rage. Learn to troll buddy.
User avatar #285 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
i got lots of up-roar, u cant deny that. tons of people giving arguements and such and commenting on my comment? especialy tomfred there. That was my goal. How can one know if the other person on the internet is actually raging?
#246 - tomfred (11/08/2011) [-]
1) You are trying to bring politics onto a site made for humor. Unless it is political humor, this is not the site for that.
2) If you hate the liberal posts so much, why not create conservative posts? No one is stopping you. It would be more effective than spamming every page.
3) This site is just made for people to waste some time and get a few laughs, I wouldn't take it seriously.
4) My advice would be that if you actually want to discuss issues and spread conservatism, join a conservative club at your school or town.
5) If you want respect for your views, respect the views of others.
Well good luck doing whatever it is you are trying to accomplish, although it seems you are taking the liberal/conservative conflict on this site a bit too seriously.
User avatar #243 - slatersniper (11/08/2011) [-]
I am Communist!
#242 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #231 - ishitincups (11/08/2011) [-]
Take your political bullshit to someone who cares.
User avatar #229 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
hey guys no hate, but if u havnt noticed thers a lot of liberal humor on this sight, not just toilet humor. I'm just standing up with my fellow conservative funny junkers. if ur not conservative, just ignore it. No problem.
User avatar #228 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
It's funny, because Reagan would be considered a liberal by today's standards.
User avatar #230 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
That's funny because he would actualy be considered radical conservative, and JFK would probably be considered conservative
User avatar #232 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Google "Reagan was a liberal" and see the many results you get. Even his son thinks so.
User avatar #236 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
reagan was probably the most conservative president we've had in recent history. He was extremely anti-communist, giving presentations on why commies are evil since he was only a teenager, buffed up our military against the USSR, and only raised taxes to fight the cold war. He was pro-choice which most conservatives would not agree with, and also no-fualt divorce. but those are only two legitimate examples. He was, all-around, a very strong economic conservative, and mostly conservative with social issues. He did not "redistribute the wealth" or any bullshit like that, ect.
User avatar #238 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Did you Google "Reagan was a liberal"? I think you should do that.
User avatar #240 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
yes i did, and i saw the thing with his son. if you didnt notice, i addressed his main points in my comment. DId you read my comment? I think you should do that.
User avatar #241 - misterbonzo (11/08/2011) [-]
Yes, I did that. I wasn't alive during Reagan's presidency, so I only have a modern viewpoint on him, so I really don't have much of a place in this conversation. Have a nice day.
#227 - ColdBeets (11/08/2011) [-]
Yeah right. Politics on a website about mostly toilet humor?
#680 - not trying to offend against liberals who dont bring politics … 11/08/2011 on Sad but true 0
#666 - attention all conservative funnyjunkers. you've probably notic…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/08/2011 on Sad but true -2
#691 - pallypal (11/08/2011) [-]
Yeah... Nobody gives a flying fuck. If I did care enough to debate politics on here, I'd just say that your candidates make my autistic next door neighbour look like a child prodigy. Has nothing to do with conservatives themselves, you just vote stupid people into power for whatever reason.
User avatar #680 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
not trying to offend against liberals who dont bring politics to funny junk guys. but there are a lot of people who are liberal, and constantly posting liberal posts and basicaly slapping any conservative people in the face, making them look stupid ect. this alliance is just to defend us against those people.
#671 - straightdoinurmom (11/08/2011) [-]
Dude, this is funnyjunk. You really think that you can be a conservative on this site? If i were I'd bend over and lube myself up. At least that way you will be raped with pride....
User avatar #668 - msvegeta (11/08/2011) [-]
We're all friends no matter what your political leaning. No need for alliances.
#667 - xspeedyclaxton (11/08/2011) [-]
#16 - YES! CONSERVATIVE FUNNY JUNKERS UNITE! FIGHT BACK AGAINST THIS…  [+] (20 new replies) 11/08/2011 on irrelevant title here -2
#70 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
OKAY EVERYONE PLEASE CHILL THE FUCK OUT. I'm just trying to meet some conservative funny junkers to share views with and have a laugh with conservative humor. I never meant to start a war on this thread. I never even intended for liberals to read it. So how about we all just chill while I go ahead and thumb up every post on here, even the liberal ones. Alright? We all be bros here on fj.
#68 - megasharkman (11/08/2011) [-]
The red thumbs are attacking! But we will hold the line!
User avatar #35 - tuppence (11/08/2011) [-]
I just posted this to take the piss out of the liberals.
User avatar #33 - wyattheriot (11/08/2011) [-]
You sound like the kkk lol
User avatar #30 - AdventureCrew (11/08/2011) [-]
i bet all of you kids don't even know what a conservative is, don't just say what your parents say
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User avatar #31 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
lol this is probably the only conservative thread on funny junk so fuck off, we can develop our own independent opinions just as well as you can and your assumption that we just "say what our parents say" is uncalled for, demeaning, and completely ignorant.
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User avatar #32 - AdventureCrew (11/08/2011) [-]
dont jump the gun buddy, it's proven that (most) kids have the same political views as their parents until they move out and actually realized what a conservative and a liberal is. Don't be so defensive, i didn't insult or demean anyone
User avatar #69 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
yea, u did because you made the assumption that all of us, as conservatives, just, as you put it, "say what our parents say". This, as you pointed out there, can go both ways but is often not the case. We DO know what conservative means and we DO have opinions and have the right to have them just as much as you do, even if we did get them from our parents. I have a very conservative friend who has liberal parents. My parents did not influence me very much politically either because my dad never spoke about politics, and still never does, and my mom didn't know anything about politics until I taught her. Yea, I influenced my mom a lot more than either of my parents influenced me. And calling us, "you kids"? If that isn't demeaning and overly-condescending, I don't know what is.
User avatar #71 - AdventureCrew (11/09/2011) [-]
whats a conservative then? educate my ignorant ass
User avatar #72 - usafperson (11/10/2011) [-]
its pretty self-explanatory. We want to "conserve" the older values of america, very basically. We usually align with republicans and libertarians, and mostly vote republican in presidential elections. But this is not always the case, as there can be conservative democrats, but it's more rare. There are also economic and social conservatives. Economic conservatives believe in free market, capitalism, lower taxes on everyone, and are against over-powerful unions. Social conservatives are largely split on the legalization of pot, are strictly pro-life, and are huge on civil rights in general, but so are many liberals. That's conservatives in a nut shell. So, sir, how about you tell me what a liberal is?
User avatar #73 - AdventureCrew (11/10/2011) [-]
to lazy to type as much as you typed,
a person who wants change (Obama's slogan is the definetion)
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#25 - megasharkman (11/08/2011) [-]
YES!
User avatar #27 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
soon we will unleash post after post after post of conservative political jokes on funnyjunk!
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#45 - anonymous (11/08/2011) [-]
what I'll give libertarians is that at least they are logically consistent which is something that can hardly be said for democrats and republicans anymore
User avatar #24 - usafperson (11/08/2011) [-]
yes, all conservatives. il add u.
#18 - GRBanimefreak (11/08/2011) [-]
FINALY I HAVE FOUND MY BROTHERS!
#34 - I take my .357 magnum, the .40 cal Glock 22, and my scoped 250… 11/06/2011 on Preparation 0
#32 - **usafperson rolled a random image** 11/06/2011 on Test Your luck (5 changed) 0
#2 - holy **** , i think ur on to something 11/04/2011 on conspiracy keanu 0
#12 - lol ive only read parts. but id guess it was to make a stateme… 11/04/2011 on They always know how to... 0
#9 - lol idk wat guy?  [+] (8 new replies) 11/04/2011 on They always know how to... 0
User avatar #17 - skarre (11/04/2011) [-]
Noah parhaps, you know the guy with the ark?
#11 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
That nigger Jonah
#13 - thepeanutlord (11/04/2011) [-]
That nigger wasn't punished. Here is the deal, he was asked by god to preach in a town where he knew he would get assraped if he spoke of God, so he didn't dare. Like if you would have stood in the middle of Teheran and trying to sell a satiric muhammad cartoon. So he said no. God said, I'll protect you bro. Jonah said, sorry brah! Imma split. Then god was all like: get eaten by a huge fish and stay there for three days and Imma save you, just to show that I can niggah.

So it wasn't punishing, it was showing that he could get him out of whatever shit he wanted to get him out of.
#19 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh okay. But wouldn't god still punish him for just being a nigga
#20 - thepeanutlord (11/06/2011) [-]
He punished his entire race :)
#10 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
Can't remember. Bible is TL;DR
User avatar #16 - iloveitinthebutt (11/04/2011) [-]
The Bible
Scroll Down
And Press
I AGREE
User avatar #12 - usafperson (11/04/2011) [-]
lol ive only read parts. but id guess it was to make a statement or some other special circumstances, i dont no. But every day people who dont believe, or even do bad things dont need to worry about that.
#18 - Thank you sir. 11/04/2011 on Love It 0
#7 - Christians don't believe that God punishes ANYONE on earth for…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/04/2011 on They always know how to... +4
#8 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
What about that one guy on the ship and the shark and the lightning and shit.
User avatar #9 - usafperson (11/04/2011) [-]
lol idk wat guy?
User avatar #17 - skarre (11/04/2011) [-]
Noah parhaps, you know the guy with the ark?
#11 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
That nigger Jonah
#13 - thepeanutlord (11/04/2011) [-]
That nigger wasn't punished. Here is the deal, he was asked by god to preach in a town where he knew he would get assraped if he spoke of God, so he didn't dare. Like if you would have stood in the middle of Teheran and trying to sell a satiric muhammad cartoon. So he said no. God said, I'll protect you bro. Jonah said, sorry brah! Imma split. Then god was all like: get eaten by a huge fish and stay there for three days and Imma save you, just to show that I can niggah.

So it wasn't punishing, it was showing that he could get him out of whatever shit he wanted to get him out of.
#19 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
Oh okay. But wouldn't god still punish him for just being a nigga
#20 - thepeanutlord (11/06/2011) [-]
He punished his entire race :)
#10 - hackermcgee (11/04/2011) [-]
Can't remember. Bible is TL;DR
User avatar #16 - iloveitinthebutt (11/04/2011) [-]
The Bible
Scroll Down
And Press
I AGREE
User avatar #12 - usafperson (11/04/2011) [-]
lol ive only read parts. but id guess it was to make a statement or some other special circumstances, i dont no. But every day people who dont believe, or even do bad things dont need to worry about that.
#5 - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MAKE THIS FRONT PAGE 11/02/2011 on We can all agree +2
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User avatar #8 - physicsamurai (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - usafperson (10/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome bro. I feel for you. Let me know how it works out.
#6 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #1 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Why the add?
User avatar #2 to #1 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
no reason, just thought i would add a a random person as a friend, ******* your username, saw you said you accept requests, added, you accepted, we are here. How do you do?

User avatar #3 to #2 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Haha awesome. And I do fine, and yourself?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
quite fine myself, thank you
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You're very welcome, fine sir.
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