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Date Signed Up:9/06/2011
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#81 - Well shoot, alright. But it's still illegal and is trumped by … 12/13/2014 on hold on to your butts -1
#8 - lolololololololololololololololololololololol citation needed  [+] (3 new replies) 12/13/2014 on hold on to your butts +1
User avatar #43 - nimba (12/13/2014) [-]
All none of the non-christian presidents
User avatar #81 - usafperson (12/13/2014) [-]
Well shoot, alright. But it's still illegal and is trumped by the constitution as it says there in the article. Interesting stuff though. Thanks.
#15 - That's awful. You'd think they'd be able to stop the elevator …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on I am a massive Maggot +1
#26 - calibratuner (12/08/2014) [-]
His lungs were apparently crushed.

Fuck i wish i never watched this.
#16 - Ken M (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel ya, it's a horrible accident. No problem buddy
#13 - I don't understand. If that's about to crush him, the elevator…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/07/2014 on I am a massive Maggot +1
User avatar #23 - OtisMcWonderful (12/07/2014) [-]
>>#14 got it. He's pepsi.
#14 - Ken M (12/07/2014) [-]
Nope, it's real, he died

source: Horrific video show man being crushed to death by elevator
User avatar #17 - greensofa (12/07/2014) [-]
The fact that he slowly starts to move less throughout the video is just terrible.
I'm gonna need a moment.
#19 - whatacrackinjoke (12/07/2014) [-]
And look at how long it took as well. Several minutes of pure agony
User avatar #15 - usafperson (12/07/2014) [-]
That's awful. You'd think they'd be able to stop the elevator or something if it took that long. The fact that there was so much time that you'd think they could have saved him but they couldn't or didn't disturbs me.
Thanks for the video source tho.
#26 - calibratuner (12/08/2014) [-]
His lungs were apparently crushed.

Fuck i wish i never watched this.
#16 - Ken M (12/07/2014) [-]
Yeah I feel ya, it's a horrible accident. No problem buddy
#31 - Props to him for being so nice through that ******* . 12/07/2014 on Female Face Fuck +229
#168 - *globally significant for a time* I should say. 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare 0
#166 - I'm kinda tired of seeing this. I understand your point and wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/04/2014 on Canadian Warfare +4
User avatar #168 - usafperson (12/04/2014) [-]
*globally significant for a time* I should say.
#29 - Picture 12/04/2014 on Fingering +34
#60 - Exactly. Lots of types of whiskey from all over the place and …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2014 on A Description of Inebriation +1
#105 - killerofcows (11/27/2014) [-]
I might be horrible wrong since I learned of this in swedish and the terms when translated might be what I expect them to be Scotch usually refer to single malt whisky notice the spelling, whiskey in ireland and whisky in scotland, from other countries it may vary from scotland, it the most exclusive whisky as its only made from one brewery and batch, the most common one is blended whisky which is from more than one combined by the master brewer at each company to get their final product to taste same or as close as they always do

irish whisky differ from whisky that its boiled atleast 3 times (whisky twice) but can otherwise be the same
#58 - Actually, he almost has it right, but not quite. All of the ab…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2014 on A Description of Inebriation +2
User avatar #59 - justafungi (11/27/2014) [-]
There is also Canadian whisky such as Seagrams or Crown Royal.
User avatar #60 - usafperson (11/27/2014) [-]
Exactly. Lots of types of whiskey from all over the place and different ingredients/methods of making them.
#105 - killerofcows (11/27/2014) [-]
I might be horrible wrong since I learned of this in swedish and the terms when translated might be what I expect them to be Scotch usually refer to single malt whisky notice the spelling, whiskey in ireland and whisky in scotland, from other countries it may vary from scotland, it the most exclusive whisky as its only made from one brewery and batch, the most common one is blended whisky which is from more than one combined by the master brewer at each company to get their final product to taste same or as close as they always do

irish whisky differ from whisky that its boiled atleast 3 times (whisky twice) but can otherwise be the same
#118 - Interesting. Thanks! I do like to think that when we celebrate… 11/21/2014 on Thanksgiving 0
#20 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Thanksgiving originally ce…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Thanksgiving +56
User avatar #116 - rhetoricalfunny (11/21/2014) [-]
Yes, the first one.

Thanksgiving however became a tradition that was practiced after every 'victory' over the Natives in the Pequot Wars.

This lasted until Lincoln during the civil war said there should be only one thanksgiving per year, as he ordered soldier to march on the starving Sioux.

That's the short version. www.manataka.org/page269.html

Regarding history like this. All I care about is that you know what happened. I don't want you to feel guilty about fuck. I don't believe in white guilt, it's all bullshit.

But white people did some fucked up shit in the past. On a side note, the overall conquest of natives persisted into this century through a much forgotten thing called Residential Schools. Which is why reserves are so damned destitute.
User avatar #118 - usafperson (11/21/2014) [-]
Interesting. Thanks! I do like to think that when we celebrate thanksgiving now, it reflective of the first one.
User avatar #88 - ryderjbudde (11/21/2014) [-]
People say there's no record of that ever happening and would rather believe against logic and reason that it's actually the celebration of the slaughter of natives.
User avatar #119 - rhetoricalfunny (11/21/2014) [-]
It actually is a celebration of slaughter.
Seeabovecomment
User avatar #147 - ryderjbudde (11/22/2014) [-]
Well it isn't anymore. The last Thanksgiving I went to was about being thankful for what we have.
User avatar #149 - rhetoricalfunny (11/22/2014) [-]
Yep and the day after you all went batshit crazy trying to get the best deals.

Congratulations. We have literally one day to be thankful for during a 365 year period. And it just so happens to be a celebration of laughter where natives heads are kicked around.

I get that the nature of shit changes. But you can't blatantly deny that Thanksgiving WAS a celebration of slaughter. That shit happened. Heads were kicked through the streets like soccer balls. There are valid fucking reasons for people to not celebrate it. Maybe not white people.

But if you need to assign a single day to be thankful throughout the entire year. Then you're a pretty ungrateful little shit.
#31 - guitarassassin (11/21/2014) [-]
You're right, but since when have SJWs been logical at all?
#30 - You're trying to measure the absence of something. There is no… 11/20/2014 on serious questions +8
#295 - Cis- check White- check Male- check Privilege- ... 11/20/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#257 - Comment deleted 11/20/2014 on Evolution and Bible 0
#255 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Evolution and Bible +1
#257 - usafperson Comment deleted by usafperson
#36 - The automatic car transmission, while invented by a Canadian, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Dodge +19
User avatar #37 - TheHutchie (11/15/2014) [-]
Perhaps that explains it then. Interesting either way.
User avatar #138 - greyhoundfd (11/15/2014) [-]
What I've been told is that gas is fairly cheap in the US compared to other countries, and manual allows for you to shift into fifth or sixth gear, allowing your engine to run more efficiently at high speeds.
#185 - expressway (11/15/2014) [-]
This is changing with new innovations, however. Take Dodge, their new 8 speed automatic tranny is faster than any human at shifting (therefore faster track times) and more fuel efficient.
#4 - >manly man >too self conscious to shake the piss off…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Now that we're men +184
#5 - Ken M (11/11/2014) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #10 - phisko (11/11/2014) [-]
No, the joke is that he used a women on the other side of the wall to wipe his dick
#31 - 90% of European cars are just econoboxes. The ones that aren't… 11/02/2014 on Corvette, the american... +1
#157 - thank based mom 10/28/2014 on The Factual Feminist on... +10
#75 - Yeah, when googling it myself, I found that along with what ju…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2014 on 'Merica 0
User avatar #78 - xlelez (10/28/2014) [-]
well one thing could be a form of negative income tax or Basic living Income

remove minimum wage, welfare, and a multitude of other social programs (excluding medical ones) and replace it with this form of basic income redistribution.

Proponents main argument against this is that it makes people slackers who won't work but at this moment in time much of our work and productivity is done by very few people, the rest are just there to fill quotas or do grunt labor that they haven't automated or can't automate yet. Remember that add in SanFran? the one with the tablet showing automated tellers? BOOM. like they won't do that anyway. There simply won't be enough jobs to give people any real kind of living and minimum wage is only helping if people are actually being employed. Some would say that doing so forces companies to automate but the thing is that to make human labor equivalent to automated labor you'd have to pay people such small amounts that you'd basically create slums overnight like the ones you see in 3rd world countries... and that's pathetic and exactly why we shouldn't do that.
User avatar #79 - xlelez (10/28/2014) [-]
Ad* as in Advertisement (sorry my bad)
#50 - Not saying you're wrong, but do you have something backing up …  [+] (4 new replies) 10/28/2014 on 'Merica 0
User avatar #69 - xlelez (10/28/2014) [-]
I think actually the original reasoning behind minimum wage was to protect workers against low-balling the labor costs where the choice was 'work for a dollar a day or we'll have someone else do the work". When there was a massive influx of workers and not enough labor back in the late 1800's early 1900's (if not earlier)

Oliver Twist kind of shit. Kids working like slaves and crap like that.
I think though that it would be reasonable to assume they would have put that lower limit, the 'minimum wage' at a rate common to a poor yet survivable level (enough for a small room/board, some savings, food, probably around 8-10 bucks a day compared to that dollar per day)
User avatar #75 - usafperson (10/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, when googling it myself, I found that along with what juicymucus was saying both being offered as the original reasoning. Either way, I think I disagree with the concept of minimum wage, but perhaps replacing it with a better system could be better. Don't ask me what system though cuz I don't know haha. Child labor laws are their own deal of course though.
User avatar #78 - xlelez (10/28/2014) [-]
well one thing could be a form of negative income tax or Basic living Income

remove minimum wage, welfare, and a multitude of other social programs (excluding medical ones) and replace it with this form of basic income redistribution.

Proponents main argument against this is that it makes people slackers who won't work but at this moment in time much of our work and productivity is done by very few people, the rest are just there to fill quotas or do grunt labor that they haven't automated or can't automate yet. Remember that add in SanFran? the one with the tablet showing automated tellers? BOOM. like they won't do that anyway. There simply won't be enough jobs to give people any real kind of living and minimum wage is only helping if people are actually being employed. Some would say that doing so forces companies to automate but the thing is that to make human labor equivalent to automated labor you'd have to pay people such small amounts that you'd basically create slums overnight like the ones you see in 3rd world countries... and that's pathetic and exactly why we shouldn't do that.
User avatar #79 - xlelez (10/28/2014) [-]
Ad* as in Advertisement (sorry my bad)
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#105 - You could also just watch some tv or movies once in a while. I… 10/25/2014 on Why, Why -1
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#18 - minibeep (04/23/2015) [-]
u a weeaboo ?
User avatar #19 to #18 - usafperson (04/28/2015) [-]
No, sorry. Why?
#11 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Hiya! You answered my Oedipus question, and I saw your username and felt compelled to ask my fellow FJer what his involvement with the USAF is! Are you actively enlisted, veteran, retired, or just a big fan?
Hiya! You answered my Oedipus question, and I saw your username and felt compelled to ask my fellow FJer what his involvement with the USAF is! Are you actively enlisted, veteran, retired, or just a big fan?
User avatar #13 to #11 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Also my grandfather was in the air force which is what originally got me interested.
#12 to #11 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
I made this account a while ago while I was planning on going to the Air Force Academy. I wanted to be a pilot, and had been obsessed with military aircraft for a long time. I worked pretty hard for it, and even applied to the summer seminar there and was accepted and attended, which I'm very proud of. Unfortunately I won't ever know if I would have actually gotten in because I eventually decided that I, personally, could do more for my country in the private sector than as an air force pilot. I figure anyone skilled enough for the Air Force to let them into an F-22 will get the job done exceedingly well. So I'm currently at uni studying engineering. Still a huge fan though!
What about yourself?
#14 to #12 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
I enlisted just this month, basic training in August. Been a long time dream to get airborne, so Loadmaster on an aircrew is a heck of a way to kick things off!    
   
Mind if i ask what you mean by the private sector? Like what you hope to do as a career?  I'm afraid I don't really have a concept of anything that means!
I enlisted just this month, basic training in August. Been a long time dream to get airborne, so Loadmaster on an aircrew is a heck of a way to kick things off!

Mind if i ask what you mean by the private sector? Like what you hope to do as a career? I'm afraid I don't really have a concept of anything that means!
#15 to #14 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Congratulations! Good luck to you, I'm sure you'll do great things.

Private sector as in anything in private business, not government-run, etc. And specifically mechanical engineering. So for example, if I'm lucky I might end up working at Boeing or Northrop Grumman developing the aircraft that the Air Force would put to use. Or even in non-military related industries, if I'm successful I would be driving the American economy and technology forward.
#16 to #15 - waffies (04/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man, finally living up to some dreams, and I'm excited beyond reason. Your support means a lot too!   
   
Aaah, so Lockheed Martin developing the F-35 counts as private sector up until they start selling them to military forces? You wanna be where the real braniacs are at! Good on ya man, you have my utmost respect, and will likely have skills that I'd never dream of.   
   
Invent some jetpacks while you're at it eh?
Thanks man, finally living up to some dreams, and I'm excited beyond reason. Your support means a lot too!

Aaah, so Lockheed Martin developing the F-35 counts as private sector up until they start selling them to military forces? You wanna be where the real braniacs are at! Good on ya man, you have my utmost respect, and will likely have skills that I'd never dream of.

Invent some jetpacks while you're at it eh?
#17 to #16 - usafperson (04/20/2015) [-]
Glad to hear it man.

Yeah, Lockheed Martin is a private company that's contracted by the government to design and build the F-35 and other things. The F-35s are sold to the government for use.

Haha, we'll see what happens. Good luck, again. And thanks for your service.
#10 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 - physicsamurai (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - usafperson (10/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome bro. I feel for you. Let me know how it works out.
#6 - Ken M (05/18/2012) [-]
retard
User avatar #1 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Why the add?
User avatar #2 to #1 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
no reason, just thought i would add a a random person as a friend, clicked your username, saw you said you accept requests, added, you accepted, we are here. How do you do?

User avatar #3 to #2 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Haha awesome. And I do fine, and yourself?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
quite fine myself, thank you
#5 to #4 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
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You're very welcome, fine sir.
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