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#43 - Agreed, but that's a whole different conversation. Personally,…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +1
User avatar #98 - kaitora (09/22/2014) [-]
Since when were stangs actually fast?
User avatar #117 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
The 1965 v6 went from 0 to 60 in over 15 seconds. So some time between then and now lol
#44 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Glad that you didn't lash out and say something along the lines of "FUCK THAT STRAIGHT LINE SPEED IS EVERYTHING!" Thumb for you.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #104 - chadisyounggg (09/22/2014) [-]
You didn't thumb him asshole.
User avatar #119 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Wow I sure am a huge faggot, I actually completely forgot. Thanks!
User avatar #47 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
Well it's true. Mustangs and Camaros and Challengers are built for going forward really fast on a budget. And making lots of noise while doing so. That's the essence of a muscle car.

A crap ton of cars can whoop their ass on an actual track. And those cars are built for that.

I like both of those types. But, I am partial to muscle cars. Mostly because I'm from Detroit.
#81 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** muscle cars and pony cars are two different things jabroni
User avatar #130 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/23/2014) [-]
I always thought of pony cars as being a type of muscle car.
#82 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
*roll pictures* camaros challengers and mustangs are pony cars
User avatar #94 - vicsix (09/22/2014) [-]
The V6's are.
The supercharged V8's are american muscle.
User avatar #45 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thank you, I appreciate that. Straight-line speed is definitely not everything. Personal preference there.
#31 - Also, GT1000. 1,200 horsepower. Just sayin.  [+] (17 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +7
#77 - clannadqs (09/22/2014) [-]
Are you one of those that think they know something about cars? Took me a few seconds to look that car up and it has 1000 horsepower. Where the hell did you get 1200? Hell, even the name implies it has 1000.... stay basic you fucking pleb.
User avatar #116 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Hurr durr gt500 has 500 horsepower right?
(It actually did in 2007 though btw which is kinda funny)
#35 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
If I must throw in two cents to all this, I think handling contributes quite a lot to the overall "goodness" of a car.
#102 - adamks (09/22/2014) [-]
Get on my fucking level you scrubs.
User avatar #43 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Agreed, but that's a whole different conversation. Personally, I'm all about 0-60 and price points which is why I like Mustangs. They're the best at that. Around a track, not as much.
User avatar #98 - kaitora (09/22/2014) [-]
Since when were stangs actually fast?
User avatar #117 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
The 1965 v6 went from 0 to 60 in over 15 seconds. So some time between then and now lol
#44 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Glad that you didn't lash out and say something along the lines of "FUCK THAT STRAIGHT LINE SPEED IS EVERYTHING!" Thumb for you.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #104 - chadisyounggg (09/22/2014) [-]
You didn't thumb him asshole.
User avatar #119 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Wow I sure am a huge faggot, I actually completely forgot. Thanks!
User avatar #47 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
Well it's true. Mustangs and Camaros and Challengers are built for going forward really fast on a budget. And making lots of noise while doing so. That's the essence of a muscle car.

A crap ton of cars can whoop their ass on an actual track. And those cars are built for that.

I like both of those types. But, I am partial to muscle cars. Mostly because I'm from Detroit.
#81 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** muscle cars and pony cars are two different things jabroni
User avatar #130 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/23/2014) [-]
I always thought of pony cars as being a type of muscle car.
#82 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
*roll pictures* camaros challengers and mustangs are pony cars
User avatar #94 - vicsix (09/22/2014) [-]
The V6's are.
The supercharged V8's are american muscle.
User avatar #45 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thank you, I appreciate that. Straight-line speed is definitely not everything. Personal preference there.
#30 - >Completely modded out individual car that you can't just g… 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +2
#20 - Because Chrysler is definitely known for its high quality. I'v… 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +1
#17 - Kiss my 850 horsepower ass, if you can catch up to it. (P…  [+] (33 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +14
#103 - dramakid (09/22/2014) [-]
Meh, it's always going to be exotics for me.

I mean, muscle cars are pretty fun at roaring around and drag racing, but once you get a few turns on your track you lose it to some old Nissan while all your "horsepower" goes to waste. And if that Nissan isn't old you get demolished and shat on.

It dumbs down to handling and efficiency vs. some cool sounds and numbers you can't even put to use.

>Pic related
>Something comes in stock is better than most of tuned muscles
User avatar #113 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
To each his own man. GTR is a good fuckin car.
#23 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
guys pls
just agree that their both slower than this 984 HP FWD Grand Prix
User avatar #49 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
I used to have a '98 Grand Prix. Same body style as that. I think it was the best looking Grand Prix body style.

My current car, an '06 Monte Carlo, uses the same engine, trans, and frame as the Grand Prix. Good engines.
#31 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Also, GT1000. 1,200 horsepower. Just sayin.
#77 - clannadqs (09/22/2014) [-]
Are you one of those that think they know something about cars? Took me a few seconds to look that car up and it has 1000 horsepower. Where the hell did you get 1200? Hell, even the name implies it has 1000.... stay basic you fucking pleb.
User avatar #116 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Hurr durr gt500 has 500 horsepower right?
(It actually did in 2007 though btw which is kinda funny)
#35 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
If I must throw in two cents to all this, I think handling contributes quite a lot to the overall "goodness" of a car.
#102 - adamks (09/22/2014) [-]
Get on my fucking level you scrubs.
User avatar #43 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Agreed, but that's a whole different conversation. Personally, I'm all about 0-60 and price points which is why I like Mustangs. They're the best at that. Around a track, not as much.
User avatar #98 - kaitora (09/22/2014) [-]
Since when were stangs actually fast?
User avatar #117 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
The 1965 v6 went from 0 to 60 in over 15 seconds. So some time between then and now lol
#44 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Glad that you didn't lash out and say something along the lines of "FUCK THAT STRAIGHT LINE SPEED IS EVERYTHING!" Thumb for you.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #104 - chadisyounggg (09/22/2014) [-]
You didn't thumb him asshole.
User avatar #119 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Wow I sure am a huge faggot, I actually completely forgot. Thanks!
User avatar #47 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
Well it's true. Mustangs and Camaros and Challengers are built for going forward really fast on a budget. And making lots of noise while doing so. That's the essence of a muscle car.

A crap ton of cars can whoop their ass on an actual track. And those cars are built for that.

I like both of those types. But, I am partial to muscle cars. Mostly because I'm from Detroit.
#81 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** muscle cars and pony cars are two different things jabroni
User avatar #130 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/23/2014) [-]
I always thought of pony cars as being a type of muscle car.
#82 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
*roll pictures* camaros challengers and mustangs are pony cars
User avatar #94 - vicsix (09/22/2014) [-]
The V6's are.
The supercharged V8's are american muscle.
User avatar #45 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thank you, I appreciate that. Straight-line speed is definitely not everything. Personal preference there.
User avatar #30 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
>Completely modded out individual car that you can't just go and buy like either of these
>Pontiac
K. Lots of people do that to lots of cars.
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#48 - nweofubwfcw (09/22/2014) [-]
aint nobody got time to build that
User avatar #53 - insaneiare (09/22/2014) [-]
its not his it is the zzp promotional car
User avatar #19 - IGotThis (09/22/2014) [-]
Tell me about that cracked block in 30,000
User avatar #21 - freakyorange (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, look! It's that argument that's been going on since the sixties. Gee, <insert car company of your choice here> sucks. <Insert stupid pun of the car's brand name here>!
User avatar #20 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Because Chrysler is definitely known for its high quality. I've got many miles to go.
Have fun driving your Fiat.
#11 - Cannot wait.  [+] (49 new replies) 09/22/2014 on Big Boy Toy +3
#92 - blacktitan (09/22/2014) [-]
Implying that any of you can buy one of those!
User avatar #112 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Most these, yeah. The 2015 GT starts at 32,000 though, which might be plausible for some people on here maybe. Idk how much you people make.
User avatar #87 - hektoroftroy (09/22/2014) [-]
I just want a Focus ST
User avatar #80 - dafiltafish (09/22/2014) [-]
(i want one)

((turbo 4, base trim, recaro seats, black painted alloy 17'', hardtop, blue))
#72 - norkas (09/22/2014) [-]
I can't hear you over the sound of my main gun.
#52 - insaneiare (09/22/2014) [-]
im sorry to interrupt your with my twin turbo v6 that is actually american made
#107 - wreckedcar (09/22/2014) [-]
lol thats not original
User avatar #115 - insaneiare (09/22/2014) [-]
its a buick t type
User avatar #93 - pokemonstheshiz (09/22/2014) [-]
no offense, but dats ugly IMO
#62 - blackmanrollipolli (09/22/2014) [-]
that's not a real grand national.
User avatar #114 - insaneiare (09/22/2014) [-]
its a buick t type
#120 - blackmanrollipolli (09/22/2014) [-]
if it was a real t-type it would have 0 chrome trim and T-Tops, all t-types had t-tops. (my dad has a 86 grand national.) (a real one.) (Fast as fuck though.)
#51 - insaneiare has deleted their comment.
#16 - IGotThis (09/22/2014) [-]
I cant hear you over my 707 horsepowered Hellcat, cheese dick.
#46 - nweofubwfcw (09/22/2014) [-]
that Hellcat is extremely overrated. Im a huge car guy and i was crazy pumped when they announced it, but after seeing the numbers that dodge claimed in their quarter mile compared to real life times, it's a huge disappointment
#17 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Kiss my 850 horsepower ass, if you can catch up to it.
(Protip, you can't.)
#103 - dramakid (09/22/2014) [-]
Meh, it's always going to be exotics for me.

I mean, muscle cars are pretty fun at roaring around and drag racing, but once you get a few turns on your track you lose it to some old Nissan while all your "horsepower" goes to waste. And if that Nissan isn't old you get demolished and shat on.

It dumbs down to handling and efficiency vs. some cool sounds and numbers you can't even put to use.

>Pic related
>Something comes in stock is better than most of tuned muscles
User avatar #113 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
To each his own man. GTR is a good fuckin car.
#23 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
guys pls
just agree that their both slower than this 984 HP FWD Grand Prix
User avatar #49 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
I used to have a '98 Grand Prix. Same body style as that. I think it was the best looking Grand Prix body style.

My current car, an '06 Monte Carlo, uses the same engine, trans, and frame as the Grand Prix. Good engines.
#31 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Also, GT1000. 1,200 horsepower. Just sayin.
#77 - clannadqs (09/22/2014) [-]
Are you one of those that think they know something about cars? Took me a few seconds to look that car up and it has 1000 horsepower. Where the hell did you get 1200? Hell, even the name implies it has 1000.... stay basic you fucking pleb.
User avatar #116 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Hurr durr gt500 has 500 horsepower right?
(It actually did in 2007 though btw which is kinda funny)
#35 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
If I must throw in two cents to all this, I think handling contributes quite a lot to the overall "goodness" of a car.
#102 - adamks (09/22/2014) [-]
Get on my fucking level you scrubs.
User avatar #43 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Agreed, but that's a whole different conversation. Personally, I'm all about 0-60 and price points which is why I like Mustangs. They're the best at that. Around a track, not as much.
User avatar #98 - kaitora (09/22/2014) [-]
Since when were stangs actually fast?
User avatar #117 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
The 1965 v6 went from 0 to 60 in over 15 seconds. So some time between then and now lol
#44 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Glad that you didn't lash out and say something along the lines of "FUCK THAT STRAIGHT LINE SPEED IS EVERYTHING!" Thumb for you.

Pic unrelated.
User avatar #104 - chadisyounggg (09/22/2014) [-]
You didn't thumb him asshole.
User avatar #119 - ruukes (09/22/2014) [-]
Wow I sure am a huge faggot, I actually completely forgot. Thanks!
User avatar #47 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/22/2014) [-]
Well it's true. Mustangs and Camaros and Challengers are built for going forward really fast on a budget. And making lots of noise while doing so. That's the essence of a muscle car.

A crap ton of cars can whoop their ass on an actual track. And those cars are built for that.

I like both of those types. But, I am partial to muscle cars. Mostly because I'm from Detroit.
#81 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** muscle cars and pony cars are two different things jabroni
User avatar #130 - kerfufflemachtwo (09/23/2014) [-]
I always thought of pony cars as being a type of muscle car.
#82 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
*roll pictures* camaros challengers and mustangs are pony cars
User avatar #94 - vicsix (09/22/2014) [-]
The V6's are.
The supercharged V8's are american muscle.
User avatar #45 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Well thank you, I appreciate that. Straight-line speed is definitely not everything. Personal preference there.
User avatar #30 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
>Completely modded out individual car that you can't just go and buy like either of these
>Pontiac
K. Lots of people do that to lots of cars.
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#48 - nweofubwfcw (09/22/2014) [-]
aint nobody got time to build that
User avatar #53 - insaneiare (09/22/2014) [-]
its not his it is the zzp promotional car
User avatar #19 - IGotThis (09/22/2014) [-]
Tell me about that cracked block in 30,000
User avatar #21 - freakyorange (09/22/2014) [-]
Oh, hey, look! It's that argument that's been going on since the sixties. Gee, <insert car company of your choice here> sucks. <Insert stupid pun of the car's brand name here>!
User avatar #20 - usafperson (09/22/2014) [-]
Because Chrysler is definitely known for its high quality. I've got many miles to go.
Have fun driving your Fiat.
#52 - He didn't die by the way. Here's his youtube channel. 09/14/2014 on Absolutely Terrifying +3
#21 - That's a shotgun. There's nothing wrong with using iron si…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2014 on girls in bikinis +9
#26 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
True but you are, by the book, supposed to point a pump action shotgun instead of aim.
#31 - anonymous (08/10/2014) [-]
Um.... duck hunting, trap shooting, trying to hit anything more than 20 feet away. You'll have to use the sights
#50 - captnpl (08/10/2014) [-]
Taking aim at a flying target is a good way to lose sight of it. Most competitive trap shooters take the sights off of their guns so they can fire more reflexively.
User avatar #57 - psykobear (08/10/2014) [-]
Turkey hunting. Gotta aim then, or you get a lot of buckshot in the breast.
#955 - Aw yeah that one's awesome too! 07/22/2014 on Games 0
#231 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Games +1
#243 - hadrian (07/21/2014) [-]
I had to choose between your song and Megalith Agnus Dei from Ace Combat 4. Since you already posted The Unsung War, I went with the other one.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ6ABV_Q9qU
User avatar #955 - usafperson (07/22/2014) [-]
Aw yeah that one's awesome too!
#11 - Well **** , I should learn to read. Thanks. 04/28/2014 on question answers 0
#8 - Same with Where > There.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2014 on question answers 0
#9 - clemley (04/28/2014) [-]
It has where, but thanks have a picture of a gerbil with a great sword
User avatar #11 - usafperson (04/28/2014) [-]
Well shit, I should learn to read. Thanks.
#67 - >there's no reason she should have expected to get gang ban… 04/06/2014 on (untitled) +1
#77 - reread fact 3 01/22/2014 on Some Tiger Facts 0
#12 - >Scared half to death >Take the time to fix hair  [+] (2 new replies) 03/12/2013 on Why did this make me laugh +23
User avatar #13 - samoaspider (03/12/2013) [-]
she finally understood that she is ugly or something, its women logic, don't think about it. it'll just raise more questions
#29 - anonymous (03/13/2013) [-]
god you're dumb
#2 - Thank you. 03/12/2013 on family trouble +1
#2 - You can hear hear the banging when you look at it.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2013 on STOP YOU'RE BREAKING MY... +26
User avatar #20 - jackjas (02/20/2013) [-]
No, I can't can't
User avatar #24 - betta (02/20/2013) [-]
Try listening closer closer closer
#121 - 132, you? 01/24/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! 0
#33 - 132, what about you?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! 0
User avatar #125 - BLOCKATIEL (01/25/2013) [-]
Big boy, 285 here
#50 - drbeebs (01/23/2013) [-]
wrestled that last year but now im 138
#32 - **** , I'm glad I don't wrestle at your school lol… 01/23/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! 0
#31 - I'm in the 132 weight class. We have scratch-plus-2 right now …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! 0
User avatar #127 - ahordeofnuns (01/26/2013) [-]
same actually.
#11 - Picture 01/23/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! 0
#2 - Why the **** is Johnny Cash in the picture before… 01/23/2013 on I cry everytim 0
#9 - I'm a high school wrestler, and this is going to make me …  [+] (17 new replies) 01/23/2013 on Ouch! That hurts! +97
#106 - graknab (01/23/2013) [-]
mfw other wrestlers on fj

weight class?
User avatar #121 - usafperson (01/24/2013) [-]
132, you?
User avatar #29 - BLOCKATIEL (01/23/2013) [-]
Also a wrestler here too, what weight class bud?
User avatar #53 - bulletchin (01/23/2013) [-]
120 ftw
User avatar #33 - usafperson (01/23/2013) [-]
132, what about you?
User avatar #125 - BLOCKATIEL (01/25/2013) [-]
Big boy, 285 here
#50 - drbeebs (01/23/2013) [-]
wrestled that last year but now im 138
#24 - bulletchin (01/23/2013) [-]
the light above the gym at my school is huge, definitely a death if it falls on ya
User avatar #32 - usafperson (01/23/2013) [-]
Shit, I'm glad I don't wrestle at your school lol. That's like twice the size of ours.
User avatar #18 - ahordeofnuns (01/23/2013) [-]
weight?
User avatar #31 - usafperson (01/23/2013) [-]
I'm in the 132 weight class. We have scratch-plus-2 right now though, so its actually like 134.
User avatar #127 - ahordeofnuns (01/26/2013) [-]
same actually.
User avatar #10 - Rajers (01/23/2013) [-]
I wrestle too, and I'm terrified that this will happen to me.
User avatar #16 - rokulda (01/23/2013) [-]
What was he even getting in that position for anyways?
User avatar #19 - superllamax (01/23/2013) [-]
Since the other guy had control of him on top and they went out of bounds he had to start in that position so they start the way they were when they went out
User avatar #21 - rokulda (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh god lol
#11 - usafperson (01/23/2013) [-]
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2012 on wait for it..... +6
User avatar #8 - shadowoflife (12/08/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #14 - masterboll (12/09/2012) [-]
now kiss
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#10 - datgrass (06/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #8 - physicsamurai (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - usafperson (10/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome bro. I feel for you. Let me know how it works out.
#6 - anonymous (05/18/2012) [-]
retard
User avatar #1 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Why the add?
User avatar #2 to #1 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
no reason, just thought i would add a a random person as a friend, clicked your username, saw you said you accept requests, added, you accepted, we are here. How do you do?

User avatar #3 to #2 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Haha awesome. And I do fine, and yourself?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
quite fine myself, thank you
#5 to #4 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
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