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#118 - Interesting. Thanks! I do like to think that when we celebrate… 11/21/2014 on Thanksgiving +1
#20 - Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Thanksgiving originally ce…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Thanksgiving +57
User avatar #116 - rhetoricalfunny (11/21/2014) [-]
Yes, the first one.

Thanksgiving however became a tradition that was practiced after every 'victory' over the Natives in the Pequot Wars.

This lasted until Lincoln during the civil war said there should be only one thanksgiving per year, as he ordered soldier to march on the starving Sioux.

That's the short version. www.manataka.org/page269.html

Regarding history like this. All I care about is that you know what happened. I don't want you to feel guilty about fuck. I don't believe in white guilt, it's all bullshit.

But white people did some fucked up shit in the past. On a side note, the overall conquest of natives persisted into this century through a much forgotten thing called Residential Schools. Which is why reserves are so damned destitute.
User avatar #118 - usafperson (11/21/2014) [-]
Interesting. Thanks! I do like to think that when we celebrate thanksgiving now, it reflective of the first one.
#88 - ryderjbudde (11/21/2014) [-]
People say there's no record of that ever happening and would rather believe against logic and reason that it's actually the celebration of the slaughter of natives.
User avatar #119 - rhetoricalfunny (11/21/2014) [-]
It actually is a celebration of slaughter.
#147 - ryderjbudde (11/22/2014) [-]
Well it isn't anymore. The last Thanksgiving I went to was about being thankful for what we have.
User avatar #149 - rhetoricalfunny (11/22/2014) [-]
Yep and the day after you all went batshit crazy trying to get the best deals.

Congratulations. We have literally one day to be thankful for during a 365 year period. And it just so happens to be a celebration of laughter where natives heads are kicked around.

I get that the nature of shit changes. But you can't blatantly deny that Thanksgiving WAS a celebration of slaughter. That shit happened. Heads were kicked through the streets like soccer balls. There are valid fucking reasons for people to not celebrate it. Maybe not white people.

But if you need to assign a single day to be thankful throughout the entire year. Then you're a pretty ungrateful little shit.
#31 - guitarassassin (11/21/2014) [-]
You're right, but since when have SJWs been logical at all?
#30 - You're trying to measure the absence of something. There is no… 11/20/2014 on serious questions +8
#295 - Cis- check White- check Male- check Privilege- ... 11/20/2014 on attention straight white males 0
#257 - Comment deleted 11/20/2014 on Evolution and Bible 0
#255 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/20/2014 on Evolution and Bible +1
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#36 - The automatic car transmission, while invented by a Canadian, …  [+] (3 new replies) 11/15/2014 on Dodge +19
User avatar #37 - TheHutchie (11/15/2014) [-]
Perhaps that explains it then. Interesting either way.
#138 - greyhoundfd (11/15/2014) [-]
What I've been told is that gas is fairly cheap in the US compared to other countries, and manual allows for you to shift into fifth or sixth gear, allowing your engine to run more efficiently at high speeds.
#185 - expressway (11/15/2014) [-]
This is changing with new innovations, however. Take Dodge, their new 8 speed automatic tranny is faster than any human at shifting (therefore faster track times) and more fuel efficient.
#4 - >manly man >too self conscious to shake the piss off…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/11/2014 on Now that we're men +183
#5 - Womens Study Major (11/11/2014) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #10 - phisko (11/11/2014) [-]
No, the joke is that he used a women on the other side of the wall to wipe his dick
#31 - 90% of European cars are just econoboxes. The ones that aren't… 11/02/2014 on Corvette, the american... +1
#157 - thank based mom 10/28/2014 on The Factual Feminist on... +10
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User avatar #8 - physicsamurai (09/28/2012) [-]
Thank you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - usafperson (10/01/2012) [-]
You're welcome bro. I feel for you. Let me know how it works out.
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User avatar #1 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Why the add?
User avatar #2 to #1 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
no reason, just thought i would add a a random person as a friend, clicked your username, saw you said you accept requests, added, you accepted, we are here. How do you do?

User avatar #3 to #2 - jmezfm (04/07/2012) [-]
Haha awesome. And I do fine, and yourself?
User avatar #4 to #3 - usafperson (04/07/2012) [-]
quite fine myself, thank you
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