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Date Signed Up:7/06/2013
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Total Comments Made:101
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#93 - Well there are 13-14 million Jews in the world, also Islam has…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on The jews are holding us back +1
User avatar #95 - ludislavonac (04/14/2015) [-]
I'd also argue that a lot of people in India don't eat it, and the Chinese while eating pork probably don't eat the western variant of bacon.
#23 - Please don't watch it; it was a video that was paid …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/11/2015 on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC... 0
#24 - anonymous (04/11/2015) [-]
Ewww the young turks.
User avatar #25 - vivjames (04/11/2015) [-]
I don't know who they are, brit here are they like biased or something?
#11 - Being anal I know but having a black pad and a white xbox I fe…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2015 on Test your BF, GF, Friends,... +2
#13 - zyketor (03/08/2015) [-]
You nailed racism and nearly sexual puns, all you need now is to throw in some religious joke.
#17 - I like to pay on card too. 02/24/2015 on lonely +1
#165 - Could have been rented for the day, and they finished early, d…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2015 on 25 People Who Are... 0
#210 - tacocatninja (02/23/2015) [-]
Dick around.... Someone that level of Operator, I would know i am a union worker, to "dick around" with a multi million dollar crane... GTFO.
#50 - Periods ain't that bad. Back with my first we where going at i… 02/07/2015 on well put 0
#85 - Southerners in England are kinda rude compared to us northerners!  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2015 on Swell with haggis 0
#91 - gazra (02/07/2015) [-]
It's not rudeness were all just too polite to talk to you, we think it is a rude imposition to open our mouths to anyone we don't know, and if you approach us we keep conversation to a bear minimum so that you can get on with your day, we wouldn't want to take up any of your precious time with our nonsense now would we. At least that is how it is for most respectable members of the community, the problem is the rest go unchecked because others are too polite to stop them.
User avatar #147 - frogie (02/09/2015) [-]
I asked an older couple if I was at the right bus stop to get to a different terminal, and said that it was my first time travelling so I was having difficulty. The guy turned to me (I was wearing a Canada shirt) and said 'well, you had to catch an airplane to get from Canada" in a really snarky matter. That's why I got that impression, plus all the information people seemed very stern. But thanks for the explanation, makes a bit more sense.
#53 - The seven "seas" are actually the seven Oceans...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/04/2015 on The Seven Seas +2
#56 - zoemoney (02/04/2015) [-]
Yep, i was gonna say this. All it takes is one second to look at a map and see that there a lot more seas than seven. That person is overthinking and making connections out of nothing really, because two of them have black hair and two have the same color brown hair. Also, why wouldn't the white haired one be the white sea?? And what is the connection between Attina and the Berring Sea? She's the oldest and the Berring sea is the largest? That makes no sense, and if you google whats the largest sea in the world, it says the Caspian Sea is. And how the fuck is the Coral Sea shy???? Sorry for the tldr, just makes no sense whatsoever.
#73 - someoneforamoment (02/04/2015) [-]
Based on ancient mythology. The ancients didn't have Google Earth.
#8 - Ghost Slide the Whip 01/13/2015 on canadian jackass +20
#17 - It's outlawed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/25/2014 on Books +1
User avatar #18 - formidableguy (12/25/2014) [-]
cause everyone obey's the law ;)

Like when the Queen sent a warrant out for her arrest and she basically said c'mon bitch I'll cunt punt you into next year.
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