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- Sorry to say my man, but you're wrong. Dark souls is a Single …
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Blah Blah Blah hidden narative my ass. Stop fucking pretending DS games have any actually interesting stories. From the beginning to the end you play it solely to find enemies and equipment.
The game has lore, but lore is a background for story. The story itself is kill everything and become the most powerful undead. There is not anything else to it.
We're not pretending. The story is way more complicated than "kill everything".
And by complicated I mean that it also does have a hidden narrative, even if you say it doesn't.
I don't wanna throw insults for nothing but maybe you are too dumb to understand it, or you're just bitter because it's too hard for you.
The story is way more complicated than "kill everything".
Such as? Excluding the opening and ending sequence of DS2 for example I have not seen any example of an actual active narrative in that game.
Again the game has lore but next to NO actual story. All characters in the game have like 200 lines of dialogue at best. The whole game is: Enter area, kill mobs, level up, kill a boss, proceed to next area, rinse and repeat.
It is a one giant combat arena with interesting lore. Your character never really gets acquainted with anyone at all to some meaningful degree.
Trust me, I have played shit ton of games, story heavy ones included so I damn know how a game with an actually interesting story looks like, and DS games could not be any further from that.
Though I do agree with you with the amazingly amazing cryptic lore of the souls series, the covenant items are a real bitch to gain offline in ds3
Don't get me wrong, it's possible, but damn near impossible as well
Yeah, I know. I know the game inside and out. I've got over 1000 hours clocked into that game and it's the kind of game that takes MAYBE 4 days to complete, 5 if you also want to do the DLC, and that's
you're playing it in 7 to 8 hour spurts,
[italic][italic] that's if you really want to comb through everything and study the lore.
Also, yeah, Dark Souls 3's covenants can be done offline... If you want to grind for several hours on the same 3 or 4 enemies until you get the 30 items necessary for maxing out the covenant.
I'm gonna copy and paste this onto that other guy's comment too, since you both seem to have a bit of a misunderstanding.
But that still makes it a single player game.
And all Achievements are all possible in single player.
And even if few items and spells are behind a multiplayer portion (Which they are not) Doesn't make it a multiplayer game either.
"I've got 1000 hours clocked into that game"
That's a shit argument.
I have 1922 hours clocked all characters totaled and I say that it's a singleplayer game. Whachu gonna do about it faggot?
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Despite my devotion to Khorne, I only have 1 set of Bloodletters, and that's all the daemons I have. I also have 1 set of Ork Boyz. My Necrons and Tyranids are much bigger. I have 2 sets of Necron Warriors, 1 set of Immortals, 1 set of Lychguard, 2 Doomscythes, 1 set of Tomb Blades, and 3 Overlords. I have 1 Hive Tyrant, 1 set of Tyranid Warriors, 1 set of Termagaunts (which will be strictly token models for a Tervigon that I plan to get in the future) and I have a Start Collecting: Tyranids set coming in the mail soon.
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