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#40 - Why is this so depressing...? 12/14/2015 on Dank Music Webm 23 +1
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#35 - add me no doubts 12/14/2015 on Dank Music Webm 23 0
#34 - I REALLY WAS NOT EXPECTING THE SABATON ONE. THANK YOU! 12/14/2015 on Dank Music Webm 23 +4
#63 - Disregard him, he's an anon. 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +4
#62 - wow you ******* brat . . I'm just joking, t… 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +9
#60 - Listen here, mate. I know I am not too old on this site (other… 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +9
#59 - God... ******* ... damn it... Wherever you are, I ho… 12/14/2015 on Christmas morning +14
#70 - Here you go, buddy. 12/14/2015 on Animal wembs +3
#349 - Lol move to Europe - Free Health Care in a lot of member states.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2015 on I haven't realised you've... 0
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#377 - robinwilliamson (12/14/2015) [-]
Actually I'd rather fix what's wrong with my home than abandon it.
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#405 - lotengo (12/14/2015) [-]
Found the guy who isn't a muslim
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#474 - robinwilliamson (12/14/2015) [-]
Muslim Americans are doing just as much work, not leaving.
You don't really believe Muslims are only refugees, nor comprise all refugees.
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#492 - lotengo (12/15/2015) [-]
Move to Europe anyway, see how they behave
#1421470 - YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE 12/14/2015 on FJ Backroom 0
#346 - Too bad it's for NA 12/13/2015 on 3500 RP League Giveaway -1
#42 - But I am not a political view. I am a creature 12/13/2015 on irony? 0
#116 - Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească. 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +2
#114 - Ah, well, I never saw a crossfitter doing something correctly … 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +1
#113 - From a land where the mountains, the sea and plateaus meet. …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +2
#115 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
SALUT. Nice to meet you dear compatriot!
#116 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească.
#76 - Well you're a cheeky bastard aren't you?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +8
#84 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice account man, where are you from?
#113 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
From a land where the mountains, the sea and plateaus meet.
Where the glorious, kind and giving people are considered something other than what they truly are once they cross their borders.
A place where history was written as the wall that stopped the Ottoman advance in the first centuries.
Romania.
#115 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
SALUT. Nice to meet you dear compatriot!
#116 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească.
#73 - A liberal point of view (no political **** involved in …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +1
#74 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
#34 - Holy **** looks like a literal handcanon. What caliber …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Anon attends a premiere +7
#42 - CakemanRPG (12/12/2015) [-]
>handcannon

Dude, you've been playing too much destiny.
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#57 - sketchE (12/12/2015) [-]
is that a problem
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#91 - CakemanRPG (12/14/2015) [-]
Nah
#81 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**
I stopped playing it after the fucking Platinum came out. Thanks Activision.

HoW was shiiiit
Shiiiiiiit
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#89 - sketchE (12/13/2015) [-]
platinum? and house of wolves is what got me back in the game. side arms and prison of elders
#40 - weaponexplain (12/12/2015) [-]
"gunexplain"
#38 - bazda (12/12/2015) [-]
.357 nigga.
#64 - You know, there is something I tend to disagree on people who …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +11
#121 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Crossfit refuses to die because it works. Now bear with me, I know you want to hit the red thumb, but id want to too. Crossfit is NOT an efficient workout, crossfit is NOT safe; that said, if you go use and use a bunch of muscles every day (even if its to have spazms all over the workout equipment) eventually youll end up pretty fit. People see results and go 'oh shit that work-out routine works!' but they dont realize it's the discipline of going every day for long periods and not the routine itself.
#75 - ohfudgemyballs (12/12/2015) [-]
I love crossfit. It makes me shitloads of money.

... I'm a physical therapist
#76 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Well you're a cheeky bastard aren't you?
#84 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice account man, where are you from?
#113 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
From a land where the mountains, the sea and plateaus meet.
Where the glorious, kind and giving people are considered something other than what they truly are once they cross their borders.
A place where history was written as the wall that stopped the Ottoman advance in the first centuries.
Romania.
#115 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
SALUT. Nice to meet you dear compatriot!
#116 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească.
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#70 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
We shouldn't tell people what they can and can't do as long as it's legal , but we should warn them when they do something stupid/dangerous. If there's someone who refuses to listen to professionals, let them, but if they try to convince people who don't understand we should try to stop them no one should get hurt because of someone else's stupidity .
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#73 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
A liberal point of view (no political shit involved in my statement) where you let anyone do whatever they want as long as they are the only ones getting hurt would mean a lot less stupid people in this world.
But, in some places (gyms) if an idiot gets hurt there, regardless if they used the contraption and/or weights wrongfully, they still can sue and in some cases even win.
A coroner can determine what aparatus was used, but he can't determine all the time if it was used wrongfully. That's the only problem I see here.
Again, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else but themselves, they should just get hurt - and pay for any damage caused while they're at it.
#74 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
#60 - Father just straight up stabbed the ****** in the head.… 12/12/2015 on Poor girl 0
#59 - Yes, it is perceived as real. They just use some c…  [+] (16 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +9
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#106 - onerace (12/12/2015) [-]
that's probably hurting him more than helping.too fast for actual work out of intended muscles probably tearing shoulder muscles.ect just an edu guess tho.
#98 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
malkotay Watching this caused me pain.
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#61 - malkotay (12/12/2015) [-]
This will cause so much pain ... Crossfit should be forbidden....

Just because some idiots who want to look fit altough people with just a little bit of experience with workouts know they are not ...
#64 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
You know, there is something I tend to disagree on people who attack crossfit. Just let them do it, let them crossfit, let them attract other idiots in their circlejerk, let them get hurt, let them find out the hard way what a torn muscle feels like. They will never "XFIT" again. Probably, some will never get fit again, but I would love to see people who workout seriously to just leave those idiots be.
I had a guy at the gym I used to work for and he said that my training techniques were "not complex enough" and he was doing something along the lines of "Butterfly Olympian Weightlifting" (I can still recall the seriousness in his face when he said it); basically, you put lift the bar in a snatch and then when you reach full arm extent, you jump with the bar above your head.
He had to be carried out because he dislodged a disk of his vertebrae. He weighed about 70 kgs (154 pounds for those who don't want to convert to metric master race) and the thing he was lifting also weighed 60kg+15kg (165 pounds).
#121 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Crossfit refuses to die because it works. Now bear with me, I know you want to hit the red thumb, but id want to too. Crossfit is NOT an efficient workout, crossfit is NOT safe; that said, if you go use and use a bunch of muscles every day (even if its to have spazms all over the workout equipment) eventually youll end up pretty fit. People see results and go 'oh shit that work-out routine works!' but they dont realize it's the discipline of going every day for long periods and not the routine itself.
#75 - ohfudgemyballs (12/12/2015) [-]
I love crossfit. It makes me shitloads of money.

... I'm a physical therapist
#76 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Well you're a cheeky bastard aren't you?
#84 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice account man, where are you from?
#113 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
From a land where the mountains, the sea and plateaus meet.
Where the glorious, kind and giving people are considered something other than what they truly are once they cross their borders.
A place where history was written as the wall that stopped the Ottoman advance in the first centuries.
Romania.
#115 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
SALUT. Nice to meet you dear compatriot!
#116 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească.
User avatar
#70 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
We shouldn't tell people what they can and can't do as long as it's legal , but we should warn them when they do something stupid/dangerous. If there's someone who refuses to listen to professionals, let them, but if they try to convince people who don't understand we should try to stop them no one should get hurt because of someone else's stupidity .
User avatar
#73 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
A liberal point of view (no political shit involved in my statement) where you let anyone do whatever they want as long as they are the only ones getting hurt would mean a lot less stupid people in this world.
But, in some places (gyms) if an idiot gets hurt there, regardless if they used the contraption and/or weights wrongfully, they still can sue and in some cases even win.
A coroner can determine what aparatus was used, but he can't determine all the time if it was used wrongfully. That's the only problem I see here.
Again, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else but themselves, they should just get hurt - and pay for any damage caused while they're at it.
#74 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
#60 - merrrione (12/12/2015) [-]
what
okay, i'm a fat fuck and i never exercised in my life, but i know that's not how you do pull-ups
i mean isnt that all momentum
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#62 - malkotay (12/12/2015) [-]
yes and it will fuck up your shoulder and back pretty hard
#57 - CrossFit is catalogued as a "core conditioning and fitnes…  [+] (24 new replies) 12/12/2015 on Getting my Strönk +22
#82 - rexxxar (12/12/2015) [-]
To be fair, if done correctly Crossfit can be extremely beneficial, since it focuses more on a wide array of musclegroups, including the small muscles used for e.x balance, it gives a very throuhough workout. It is great for people that want to burn fat, get slim, and get more musclestrength, compared to "normal" lifting that focuses more on getting a lot of weight put on certain musclegroups.

This is all said with emphasis on "if done correctly" the sad truth is that most crossfit goers are hideously bad at it and just fuck themselves up as shown in the hilarious pullup video you linked. Crossfit itself can be good, but most of the practitioners and coaches have no clue about how the body works unfortunately.
I have some friends that did a lot of crossfit, and was lucky enough to find a gym where the coach knew what he was doing, they gained a lot of musclestrength, burned fat, got a great shape and also prevented injuries by also working out the less-known musclegroups, especially the core and lower back
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#123 - scowler (12/12/2015) [-]
Wouldn't swimming be the better option if you wanted to exercise all of your muscle groups in one day?
#114 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Ah, well, I never saw a crossfitter doing something correctly other than correctly f*cking their muscles up.
In other news, my account's name is literally "bear."
Nice to meet you.
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#83 - compared (12/12/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention.
#58 - merrrione (12/12/2015) [-]
is that
is that real
is it not a parody
#91 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
I've got mixed view on crossfit. All you see on the internet is idiots who don't possess enough knowledge on how muscles work, grow, strengthen and repair. But then my friend, the reason I started lifting, started it a few months ago.

He's 90kg (198lbs) and he's getting significantly stronger since he started. He can bench, deadlift and squad over 150% of what he used to be able to, and he's noticeably fitter on the football pitch too. If done right, it can turn you from an aesthetically pleasing toned human into a strong, powerful, efficient and fit one.

If done right, it's really effective.
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#101 - goldenglimmer (12/12/2015) [-]
This is exactly right.

I'm an engineering student in the military, and I hold two workout sessions a week that I've designed myself which are largely influenced by crossfit.

Mainly, the sessions focus on core strength, calisthenics and training with one's own body weight, performing exercises such as jumping burpees, 4-second pushups, dips and simulated pullups, along with many more exercises aimed at training different aspects of the body. The session's intensities are high, with few breaks and a lot of sweat.

I used to lift weights 3 - 5 times a week all throughout high school, but I've never been in as a good shape as when I began implementing anaerobic strength training into my regime.

40 minutes of absolute hell; basically all of your body is on fire and you have an extremely high pulse (at times around zone 4/zone 5), but damn does it get you in good shape.

Crossfit haters don't know shit. It's an approach to strength training that was actually started by a group of marines with the goal of making people "fit to fight", and it fucking works IF, as you already stated, it's done correctly. People who pump iron for volume are pussies compared to those who combine explosive strength training with anaerobic strength training, because the latter are more versatile and optimized most of the time.
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#59 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
CrossFit "Pullups"
Yes, it is perceived as real. They just use some complex movements to do too much that in the end is not going to show off any result, just tire the person carrying the workout too fast.
Like, imagine doing 10 "Olympian weightlifting". Sounds fun, but it stresses too much on the vertebrae,
Let's just give this other video as an example of "XFIT PullUps!"
He said he will do 100 something pull-ups, I wonder how many he did correctly.
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#106 - onerace (12/12/2015) [-]
that's probably hurting him more than helping.too fast for actual work out of intended muscles probably tearing shoulder muscles.ect just an edu guess tho.
#98 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
malkotay Watching this caused me pain.
User avatar
#61 - malkotay (12/12/2015) [-]
This will cause so much pain ... Crossfit should be forbidden....

Just because some idiots who want to look fit altough people with just a little bit of experience with workouts know they are not ...
#64 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
You know, there is something I tend to disagree on people who attack crossfit. Just let them do it, let them crossfit, let them attract other idiots in their circlejerk, let them get hurt, let them find out the hard way what a torn muscle feels like. They will never "XFIT" again. Probably, some will never get fit again, but I would love to see people who workout seriously to just leave those idiots be.
I had a guy at the gym I used to work for and he said that my training techniques were "not complex enough" and he was doing something along the lines of "Butterfly Olympian Weightlifting" (I can still recall the seriousness in his face when he said it); basically, you put lift the bar in a snatch and then when you reach full arm extent, you jump with the bar above your head.
He had to be carried out because he dislodged a disk of his vertebrae. He weighed about 70 kgs (154 pounds for those who don't want to convert to metric master race) and the thing he was lifting also weighed 60kg+15kg (165 pounds).
#121 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Crossfit refuses to die because it works. Now bear with me, I know you want to hit the red thumb, but id want to too. Crossfit is NOT an efficient workout, crossfit is NOT safe; that said, if you go use and use a bunch of muscles every day (even if its to have spazms all over the workout equipment) eventually youll end up pretty fit. People see results and go 'oh shit that work-out routine works!' but they dont realize it's the discipline of going every day for long periods and not the routine itself.
#75 - ohfudgemyballs (12/12/2015) [-]
I love crossfit. It makes me shitloads of money.

... I'm a physical therapist
#76 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Well you're a cheeky bastard aren't you?
#84 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
Nice account man, where are you from?
#113 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
From a land where the mountains, the sea and plateaus meet.
Where the glorious, kind and giving people are considered something other than what they truly are once they cross their borders.
A place where history was written as the wall that stopped the Ottoman advance in the first centuries.
Romania.
#115 - garena (12/12/2015) [-]
SALUT. Nice to meet you dear compatriot!
#116 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
Fie ca drumurile noastre să se întâlnească.
User avatar
#70 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
We shouldn't tell people what they can and can't do as long as it's legal , but we should warn them when they do something stupid/dangerous. If there's someone who refuses to listen to professionals, let them, but if they try to convince people who don't understand we should try to stop them no one should get hurt because of someone else's stupidity .
User avatar
#73 - urs (12/12/2015) [-]
A liberal point of view (no political shit involved in my statement) where you let anyone do whatever they want as long as they are the only ones getting hurt would mean a lot less stupid people in this world.
But, in some places (gyms) if an idiot gets hurt there, regardless if they used the contraption and/or weights wrongfully, they still can sue and in some cases even win.
A coroner can determine what aparatus was used, but he can't determine all the time if it was used wrongfully. That's the only problem I see here.
Again, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else but themselves, they should just get hurt - and pay for any damage caused while they're at it.
#74 - mamenber (12/12/2015) [-]
#60 - merrrione (12/12/2015) [-]
what
okay, i'm a fat fuck and i never exercised in my life, but i know that's not how you do pull-ups
i mean isnt that all momentum
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#62 - malkotay (12/12/2015) [-]
yes and it will fuck up your shoulder and back pretty hard
#59 - "You're so ******* basic!" 12/12/2015 on My Wallpaper Dump 26 +2
#83 - Good Odin what are they going to feed? C'thulu?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/12/2015 on Vegitarians Welcome +5
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#98 - xevilpenguinx (12/12/2015) [-]
With that much meat, even Ulamog would be full.
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User avatar #1 - chokinandtokin (11/21/2015) [-]
Hey, welcome to FJ!
If you have any questions just let me know.
User avatar #2 to #1 - urs (11/21/2015) [-]
Oh, don't worry bud, this is not my first time here, just sad I couldn't change my old account's name, gonna miss the blueness but the name was too cringey.
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