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#140 - if you do something even remotely interesting people will be a… 05/09/2013 on Why I'm Single +1
#34 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Scumbag tooth +1
#36 - sheepysquirrel (04/30/2013) [-]
Why not?
I always liked seeing the people in anime with pointed teeth growing up (mainly zabuza from naruto) and I had big buck teeth so I start by rounding my front two teeth and eventually (I think it was 2011 that I did this) I decided to finish the front 4.
#81 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
you did it...because you saw it on an anime....
#82 - sheepysquirrel (04/30/2013) [-]
In one way or another. I did it because I thought pointed teeth looked cool and didn't like my teeth how they were.
But yes, you could say that.

At least I'm being honest with my reasoning.
#85 - JohnTheRipper (04/30/2013) [-]
doesnt seem very smart to me. whatever though, theyre not my teeth.
User avatar #86 - sheepysquirrel (04/30/2013) [-]
It's not a mod for everyone, but just like ear piercings, it will eventually catch on.
Most people I've met who ask me about them tell me it's cool and ask how much it cost to get done and blah blah and only don't do it because (according to their reasoning why not) they don't want to deal with the pain or mess it up.
#93 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
It's not gonna catch on and everyone knows it
User avatar #95 - sheepysquirrel (04/30/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised. A lot of people are into some weird body mods. While it will not be something as popular as ear rings. It will eventually become as popular as something like split tongues.
#272 - i get you're just trying to be funny man, but can you just fuc… 04/16/2013 on Boston Terrorist Confirmed 0
#181 - everyone is giving him shit for making it up. i don't really c… 04/13/2013 on Never too old for Dragon Ball +6
#251 - >art doesn't do shit for humanity this is just wrong on… 04/08/2013 on education +2
#87 - Picture 04/04/2013 on Homer vs Terminator +3
#312 - "the game never existed" on the other hand, yes it did 04/04/2013 on Creepy Game Legends -1
#48 - what really gets me is that the girl who posted this status do…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/04/2013 on bullets. +3
#74 - N. Korean citizen (04/04/2013) [-]
or maybe she does care and wants everybody to know it? Why do you people look down on everybody and assume everybody else is just like you?
User avatar #140 - HonkIfIDriveWell (04/04/2013) [-]
She used the tragedy to get likes. She's a far worse person than Todd.
#79 - this is really good, your stroke style is beautiful in the pai… 04/04/2013 on Dat Art +1
#114 - kill yourself  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2013 on When I was REALLY bored.. -13
User avatar #154 - sirfisticuffs (03/30/2013) [-]
no
#129 - N. Korean citizen (03/30/2013) [-]
The fag with the v neck that goes down to his belly button and quaffed hair is telling people to kill themselves, what a fucking joke.
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#74 - SarahKalia has deleted their comment. [-]
#69 - onemanstand (09/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #70 to #69 - urimac (09/16/2012) [-]
oh god, I lol'd so hard
"to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die"
#71 to #70 - onemanstand (09/16/2012) [-]
All i can remember is   
   
 penis    
Penis   
 Penis    
 PENIS    
 PEEEEEEENISSSSSS****
All i can remember is

penis
Penis
Penis
PENIS
PEEEEEEENISSSSSS****
#72 to #71 - urimac (09/16/2012) [-]
It's from the Smiths song he was listening to
It's from the Smiths song he was listening to
#73 to #72 - onemanstand (09/16/2012) [-]
I just laughed at the gif because it was 9/11 and people died
I just laughed at the gif because it was 9/11 and people died
User avatar #60 to #59 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
What's up? c:
#61 to #60 - urimac (09/06/2012) [-]
science shit doe
User avatar #62 to #61 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
Awesome. What does doe mean?
User avatar #63 to #62 - urimac (09/06/2012) [-]
doe a deer a female deer
User avatar #64 to #63 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
I know that, But why did you call me a female deer?
User avatar #65 to #64 - urimac (09/06/2012) [-]
well in an alternate universe we could all be deer people and you could be a female deer
User avatar #66 to #65 - magicisinthemusic (09/06/2012) [-]
uh. Okay :)
#67 to #66 - urimac (09/07/2012) [-]
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey I aint gotta explain shit
Wibbly wobbly timey wimey I aint gotta explain shit
#56 - SarahKalia (08/12/2012) [-]
nigga. tonight, season 5 episode 5 of Breaking Bad will air, which means s5e05...

505

(oh and look, it's Alex Turner and Aaron Paul in the same picture. nbd.)
User avatar #57 to #56 - urimac (08/13/2012) [-]
505 bitch
#53 - ihavenosoul (08/07/2012) [-]
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#54 to #53 - urimac (08/07/2012) [-]
right back atchu danny
right back atchu danny
#51 - N. Korean citizen (08/05/2012) [-]
Hey hot stuff <3
--- <3 Bombwhore
#52 to #51 - urimac (08/05/2012) [-]
o u   
not sure if van or flan
o u
not sure if van or flan
#49 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
Howdy this is 'Tell' on my real account. See not samefag.Sorry about this I'm really bored.
#50 to #49 - N. Korean citizen (08/02/2012) [-]
Oh shit nigger forgot to log in.
User avatar #46 - thegirlyoudespise (07/28/2012) [-]
Hello, i screened capped some comments and your comment was one of them. I used them in my posting, if you don't want me to i will be happy to take it down
User avatar #47 to #46 - urimac (07/28/2012) [-]
lolwut? I don't mind at all go ahead
Care to show me the post?
#42 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
What's up, mate?
What's up, mate?
User avatar #43 to #42 - urimac (07/18/2012) [-]
Heh mate, just doing some up dog
#44 to #43 - blartonfairweather (07/18/2012) [-]
&quot;Some up dog&quot;   
What chu mean by this?   
I am baffled.
"Some up dog"
What chu mean by this?
I am baffled.
User avatar #45 to #44 - urimac (07/18/2012) [-]
People reply with "what's up dog?"
And you reply with not much what's up with you
User avatar #38 to #38 - urimac (07/06/2012) [-]
post picture when I was 10
k
nigga how do you even find this?
User avatar #39 to #39 - xshadeisafag (07/06/2012) [-]
lol it's Lsw, fag
User avatar #40 to #40 - urimac (07/06/2012) [-]
I know cunt, I'm saying how did you find the picture
User avatar #41 to #41 - xshadeisafag (07/06/2012) [-]
FACEBOOK

HURR
User avatar #35 - SarahKalia (04/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJmNFK99Z9E
i was looking up this song and this is what i found...
#36 to #36 - urimac (04/17/2012) [-]
lolhwut? This is pretty fetch
lolhwut? This is pretty fetch
User avatar #34 to #34 - urimac (04/08/2012) [-]
Faggit
#27 - onemanstand (04/08/2012) [-]
Mikel Arteta! &lt;3 Where's your nigger balotelli now?
Mikel Arteta! <3 Where's your nigger balotelli now?
#28 to #28 - urimac (04/08/2012) [-]
BALOTELLI GOT PUT OUT OF THE MATCH!
#30 to #29 - onemanstand (04/08/2012) [-]
But I must agree, Niggertolli is a complete badass
User avatar #29 to #29 - onemanstand (04/08/2012) [-]
lol, he got sent out at the last couple of minutes, he should have been sent off in the first half but he was saved by a blind referee, one of his tackles could've ended one of arsenal's player's whole career but instead of a red card, he got away without any warning or cards. We all cheered when he was sent off lol. Man, i can write a whole essay of that crazy match, one of the best one i've ever been to yet. Oh yeah and also samir nasri was playing and so was Kun Agüero, we all booed at Nasri whenever he had the ball since he betrayed Arsenal for money
User avatar #31 to #30 - urimac (04/08/2012) [-]
Dude I heard Sergio Aguero did pretty good for city though.
Didn't Arsenal win?
User avatar #32 to #32 - onemanstand (04/08/2012) [-]
Agüero was utter shit today, roberto mancini was clueless. We were supposed to be the underdogs today but we ended up dominating most of the match and ended up winning the game. We had alot of "Sure-Goal" opportunities but we were unable to make the final blow but if we had taken all of our chances, it would probably have been 3-0 atleast. But yeah, Robert Mancini, City's manager, made very poor decisions. He should have subbed Balotelli but stupiditly he risked playing him on while he had a yellow card in his name and he payed the price, he got a second yellow and has to serve a one match ban. Everyone was critising baloteeli because of his needless tackles and his attitude. But overall, arsenal were deservant to win today. Another thing that could've helped arsenal was that Yaya Toure was injured in first half and had to be substituted, Pazzero replaced him, pazzero is a decent player, he helped his previous team win the title but i would say yaya toure is the clear favourite over pazzero. It was very arogant and stupid of mancini to leave out David silva from the game, he wasn't even included for Sub. This made crutial error for man city as David Silva is arguebly the best midfielder in the premier league right now, his presence would surely have sparked many attacks for city. But overall, Agüero was pure shit today, I would have paired Agüero and Dzeko for first half, then Mario Balotelli and Carlos Tevez for the second half. Now THAT would have caused MANY concern for Arsenal's defence today, whoch they deserve credit for, they were pure brick wall today, impressive stuff.
User avatar #22 - xshadeeisafag (03/25/2012) [-]
super fag
User avatar #24 to #24 - xshadeeisafag (03/25/2012) [-]
tinychat's gay
User avatar #25 to #25 - urimac (03/25/2012) [-]
sexysaxman is a huge faggot
#20 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/25/2012) [-]
#18 - wolfje (03/02/2012) [-]
^_^
#17 - onemanstand (02/29/2012) [-]
Don't ask why
Don't ask why
#15 - onemanstand (02/26/2012) [-]
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#16 to #15 - urimac (02/26/2012) [-]
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all
User avatar #12 - rhblink (02/22/2012) [-]
took a screenshot of that epic roll fest


User avatar #13 to #12 - urimac (02/22/2012) [-]
lololol! You should post it
User avatar #14 to #13 - rhblink (02/22/2012) [-]
just did sonnnnn thumb me hahah
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