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Gender: female
Age: 20
Interests: Warhammer Fantasy, LOTR, MLP, LARPing, Hetalia, Homestuck, Disney, Shipping, YTP, metal music (with intelligible lyrics), music in general (except country or gangsta rap), art, science, literature, food (esp. pastries), & puzzle or RPG videogames
Date Signed Up:9/19/2013
Last Login:11/27/2014
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Hi! could not remember last account's password, so this is my new account! I like Warhammer, MLP, LOTR, Hetalia, Homestuck, LARPing, art, science, etc. With that said, enjoy my sh*t.

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#37 - **** , I'm a woman and that STILL bothers me. …  [+] (21 new replies) 11/13/2013 on I do not even +107
#221 - anonymous (11/13/2013) [-]
hurr durr im womon give me some attention
#232 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
*woman*
#38 - mekeke (11/13/2013) [-]
you on your period?
User avatar #39 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
More like me on a regular basis.
#234 - masterboll (11/13/2013) [-]
pic or it didnt happen
User avatar #250 - imnotironman (11/13/2013) [-]
:I
that's pretty disgusting dude..
#272 - masterboll (11/13/2013) [-]
#40 - mekeke (11/13/2013) [-]
" Very often when women think they're angry, they're really just hungry"
-Dr. Sheldon Cooper
User avatar #41 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
Well fuck. Now you've made me hungry.

BTW thought your response was to the gif.
#42 - mekeke (11/13/2013) [-]
"better hungry than angry"
-my mom
User avatar #43 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
It's cool, I remembered I have candy.
User avatar #53 - exclamation (11/13/2013) [-]
You should share
#58 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
I fully intend to. They are sizable bags, and my sister is hungry too.

But since you can't have any directly, here's some pics of pretty much what I'm eating.
User avatar #59 - exclamation (11/13/2013) [-]
What is that white rabbit stuff?
User avatar #60 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
Milk candy. Not the best I've ever had, but also not the worst.
User avatar #61 - exclamation (11/13/2013) [-]
Seeing as I don't like any of that, at least you responded =D
#133 - alexthebest (11/13/2013) [-]
They're way more exciting than she described. You unwrap that fucking candy only to find another wrapper. "Fuck, double wrapped?!" you exclaim, but your friend gives you a silent nod to proceed. You pop the whole goddamn thing in your mouth, only to find the inner wrapper dissolves. Rice paper, bitch! Fucking explosion of sweet, milky flavour in every motherfucking bite. But don't think it ends with milk. No. These bastards are available in a multitude of flavours, ranging from mango to FUCKING CORN. Don't even worry about the recalls they had a couple years ago due to melamine contamination. Melamine only causes kidney stones and bladder cancer. Calm down, you'll live. Only 158 kids got kidney failure. Besides, it's fucking worth it, so stop making excuses, you pansy. Pop that delicious piece of fuck in your cock-sucking mouth! Put on your big boy pants, you piece of shit, because white rabbits are coming to a store near you.
User avatar #262 - ugottanked (11/13/2013) [-]
that sounds delicious
User avatar #167 - garin (11/13/2013) [-]
Do you market these? because you should. I want them all now.
User avatar #62 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
Yeah man, I respond to all my posts unless they're trolls or mad at me (for no reason).
#45 - mekeke (11/13/2013) [-]
well, enjoy them
#3 - I wanna pet it.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Read Desc +2
User avatar #4 - adu (11/13/2013) [-]
Bad idea. Looks like a baby moose to me, and you do NOT want to test your luck if there happens to be a mother bull-moose nearby.
User avatar #5 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
OK, warning noted. I'll only pet the moose if it's full-grown (and domesticated).
#7 - It makes sense. Giving the pigs something to do all day can dr… 11/12/2013 on (Title) +1
#1 - Isn't it ironic how we actually do that when we're grown up? G… 11/12/2013 on I was pretty good..... i think 0
#3 - Thanks. 11/12/2013 on I like pie +1
#3 - Oh god I have this problem all the time. I'll just be doing so…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/12/2013 on When you think of something... +2
User avatar #39 - Kairyuka (11/13/2013) [-]
Really fun when it happens in the bus or on a crowded street, am I right?
#16 - omegaominous (11/13/2013) [-]
it always happens to me while in a crowded hallway in school.
User avatar #58 - unusualember (11/13/2013) [-]
It happened to me at a funeral once. Most simultaneous awkward stares I've ever gotten in my life.
#59 - omegaominous (11/13/2013) [-]
eh, in my experiences funerals aren't all they are cracked up to be.
#4 - What a dick, even farts at him on the way out. 11/12/2013 on Operation +12
#4 - Q.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on The Anger must be strong... 0
#19 - pwnmissilereborn (11/13/2013) [-]
wawa skittletits
#77 - This pretty much sums up what you're saying.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Another Unpopular Opinion +1
User avatar #78 - captainfuckitall (11/12/2013) [-]
Yes
#31 - Acid... 11/12/2013 on Just saw this gem on fb +1
#17 - But what if I kept scrolling down and up? BTW n… 11/12/2013 on Wouldn't be that bad +1
#48 - You'd be surprised.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on mugging gone wrong 0
User avatar #50 - thebutthurter (11/12/2013) [-]
meh
#39 - Eloquently said. 11/12/2013 on Parents 0
#37 - Shut the **** up Carlos. 11/12/2013 on Don't mind me 0
#142 - Gaga, you don't need to put on crazy makeup and fake-kill your… 11/12/2013 on what lady gaga actually... 0
#174 - I'm as confused as you are... 11/12/2013 on spooky spaghetti +1
#172 - Indeed. 11/12/2013 on spooky spaghetti 0
#171 - Sorry if text is a little hard to read. 11/12/2013 on spooky spaghetti 0
#32 - Thank you. 11/12/2013 on Good one 0
#31 - Even worse for me in that regard, considering I suck at detect… 11/12/2013 on wise words 0
#30 - Oh yeah, them too. 11/12/2013 on   +1
#15 - I'm not being racist or anything, it's just the photo carries … 11/12/2013 on The amount of Detail 0
#6 - Hey, thanks! Now I don't have to be all awkward when people se…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Juicy hot weiners in tight... 0
User avatar #7 - orangepikmin (11/13/2013) [-]
No prob. I actually was having the same issue before I started doing that.
#14 - Comment deleted 11/12/2013 on Hot 69 0
#13 - This is duct tape, for your future reference. 11/12/2013 on Hot 69 0

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User avatar #47 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #45 - capslockrage (06/09/2014) [-]
Wow, MLP, homestuck, and larping, you're one piece of work aren't you?
User avatar #44 - luluwho (05/31/2014) [-]
AND the same friend, one of them anyhow... Kanatan.
#43 - testaburger has deleted their comment [-]
#36 - theonegiantring (11/02/2013) [-]
it seems you are improving in your green thumbs   
you earn a haxorus   
keep it
it seems you are improving in your green thumbs
you earn a haxorus
keep it
User avatar #37 to #36 - unusualember (11/02/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#23 - guitarmanforever (10/27/2013) [-]
So I heard you like metal music?
#26 to #24 - guitarmanforever (10/28/2013) [-]
Anything specific?
User avatar #27 to #26 - unusualember (10/28/2013) [-]
Disturbed, Lordi, Within Temptation, and Alice Cooper (not sure if he's metal though, or just shock rock.)
#29 to #27 - guitarmanforever (10/28/2013) [-]
I think I just made a new friend. Have you seen any of them live?
User avatar #32 to #29 - unusualember (10/28/2013) [-]
No, they're always performing in Oz or some **** , never even vaguely near me. Doesn't help that my town is less than well known. Still, I dream of perfecting my demon costume, putting it on, and going to a Lordi concert with my boyfriend (he's the one who turned me on to them.)
User avatar #33 to #32 - guitarmanforever (10/29/2013) [-]
I saw them a few years ago. They're definitely worth seeing. I got to go backstage and meet them too. They're some of the nicest people I've ever met. If you EVER get the chance to see them, take it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - unusualember (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh **** yes I'd meet them if I got the chance. I've seen interviews, and they really do seem like nice people. Completely against the stereotype of "all metal is Satanic and Evil."

Also love how Mr. Lordi's speaking voice is nothing like his singing one.
User avatar #35 to #34 - guitarmanforever (10/29/2013) [-]
I like how they're more influenced by Kiss and Alice Cooper, and not like Gwar and Slipknot and stuff like that. I met them back when Kita was with them.
#21 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#15 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
Youtube Poop: Revenge of the Mad Madman
#13 - artyommetro (10/27/2013) [-]
40K is best Warhammer.
User avatar #11 - stillnotbob (10/27/2013) [-]
LARPing is for faggots
User avatar #16 to #11 - unusualember (10/27/2013) [-]
Only if you do it wrong.
User avatar #12 to #11 - ied (10/27/2013) [-]
tru tru
User avatar #10 - twi (10/27/2013) [-]
U r ghehehhe a haha ha ha a a a a a aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I love you
#7 - steek (10/27/2013) [-]
| metal music (with intelligible lyrics)|

gimme some of your top tracks.
User avatar #25 to #7 - unusualember (10/27/2013) [-]
Blood Red Sandman - Lordi
Beast Loose in Paradise - Lordi
Land of Confusion - Disturbed
Truth Beneath the Rose, Our Solemn Hour, & Angels - all Within Temptation
#31 to #25 - steek (10/28/2013) [-]
thanks gurl
User avatar #4 - leachan **User deleted account** (10/27/2013) [-]
"Interests: Warhammer Fantasy, LOTR, MLP, Hetalia, Homestuck, Disney, Shipping, Tumblr, LARPing, YTP, metal music (with intelligible lyrics)"

I've come to the conclusion that you are a twelve-year-old girl.
User avatar #20 to #4 - unusualember (10/27/2013) [-]
Actually I'm an adult, but you're correct on the woman part.
User avatar #3 - CargeLock (10/27/2013) [-]
you're a ******* faggot dude

holy ****

homestuck, tumblr, and LARPing? AND you're an overly-sensitive liberal douche?

just ******* end it man
User avatar #19 to #3 - unusualember (10/27/2013) [-]
A. I'm a woman
B. Deal with it.
User avatar #28 to #19 - CargeLock (10/28/2013) [-]
****

that's even worse
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