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| #54 - Can someone explain? please [+] (1 new reply) | 05/06/2013 on Do Spiders make chutney? | 0 |
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welfarekid (05/06/2013) [-] Wasps are assholes, they dont do anything but attack shit and eat bugs and shit and kill shit. Bees pollinate, make honey, and dont kill shit, cause it kills them. | ||
| #133 - >Remove all the coins >Get sick >Hammer one c… | 05/05/2013 on Wishing Tree | +41 |
| #69970 - Will do c:! Any other tips that could be helpful? [+] (1 new reply) | 05/04/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| Finger her while kissing her neck. Whisper sweet things in her ear. | ||
| #346 - How have you been bud? | 05/03/2013 on fistpump's profile | 0 |
| #7 - Picture | 05/03/2013 on Facebook 666 | 0 |
| #25 - Evolutionists: 1 Creationists: 0 | 05/03/2013 on Educational | -1 |
| #150 - "At least I'm safe inside my mind..." Follo… | 05/03/2013 on facebook | +9 |
| #5 - I was capitalizing for speech-effect. Also, I totally missed '… | 05/03/2013 on i know this feeling | 0 |
| #3 - Hah! Beta Warm-Bather! Cold-Bather Alpha Race. [+] (2 new replies) | 05/03/2013 on i know this feeling | -10 |
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| #10381 - 7/10 | 05/03/2013 on Television - cartoon... | +2 |
| #69859 - Every time during sexy time, my girlfriend makes me 'stop' bec… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| Being a girl, I can understand why she may be sore. I don't know how old she is or how many sex partners she's had or how many times you two got jiggy with it, but us girls just can't handle the dick sometimes. Although our walls expand when penetrated or horny, we do feel pain. This may be TMI, but two fingers even make me wince. Tease her a lot and work on your foreplay maybe? Finger her while kissing her neck. Whisper sweet things in her ear. Most likely, you need some lube, just to help things along a little, especially if your girlfriend is new to the whole sex thing. Although, assuming you guys are using condoms, there is a slight chance she may be having some kind of reaction to the latex the condom is made of. An old girlfriend of mine was actually allergic to it, but my guess is it's probably just that her body doesn't self lubricate very well. Hope this helps. | ||
| #69856 - Thank you (: But another question -- implying that yo… [+] (6 new replies) | 05/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| Every time during sexy time, my girlfriend makes me 'stop' because she gets extremely sore and starts feeling pain inside. She's then not good for sex for a couple days...what's the deal with that? Any tips? And I'll be honest, I don't have a huge member (maybe a little above average...but I wouldn't say that it's big enough to do that...), so I don't understand...you think that it's because of me or because of her? Being a girl, I can understand why she may be sore. I don't know how old she is or how many sex partners she's had or how many times you two got jiggy with it, but us girls just can't handle the dick sometimes. Although our walls expand when penetrated or horny, we do feel pain. This may be TMI, but two fingers even make me wince. Tease her a lot and work on your foreplay maybe? Finger her while kissing her neck. Whisper sweet things in her ear. Most likely, you need some lube, just to help things along a little, especially if your girlfriend is new to the whole sex thing. Although, assuming you guys are using condoms, there is a slight chance she may be having some kind of reaction to the latex the condom is made of. An old girlfriend of mine was actually allergic to it, but my guess is it's probably just that her body doesn't self lubricate very well. Hope this helps. | ||
| #69855 - Makes sense...I've been borrowing my buddies condoms for like,… [+] (1 new reply) | 05/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| At least you're responsible enough to borrow one, I know a lot of people who wouldn't bother and just plough ahead with ...well... the ploughing. Also the fact that you're enough of a bro to reimburse your buddy for the jizz bags, I must say, I'm impressed. | ||
| #69852 - Elite Knight Armour? | 05/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| #69851 - Question: Why does buying condoms make me feel so anxious? [+] (11 new replies) | 05/03/2013 on Advice - love advice,... | +1 |
| Also, congrats on the vagina, I'm glad you're responsible with your web slinging. Here's hoping you remain baby and VD free. Every time during sexy time, my girlfriend makes me 'stop' because she gets extremely sore and starts feeling pain inside. She's then not good for sex for a couple days...what's the deal with that? Any tips? And I'll be honest, I don't have a huge member (maybe a little above average...but I wouldn't say that it's big enough to do that...), so I don't understand...you think that it's because of me or because of her? Being a girl, I can understand why she may be sore. I don't know how old she is or how many sex partners she's had or how many times you two got jiggy with it, but us girls just can't handle the dick sometimes. Although our walls expand when penetrated or horny, we do feel pain. This may be TMI, but two fingers even make me wince. Tease her a lot and work on your foreplay maybe? Finger her while kissing her neck. Whisper sweet things in her ear. Most likely, you need some lube, just to help things along a little, especially if your girlfriend is new to the whole sex thing. Although, assuming you guys are using condoms, there is a slight chance she may be having some kind of reaction to the latex the condom is made of. An old girlfriend of mine was actually allergic to it, but my guess is it's probably just that her body doesn't self lubricate very well. Hope this helps. There's kind of a stigma around guys buying Condoms I've found. When someone see's you buying them I suppose one of two thoughts are going through their head. One would be, "Look at this guy, buying condoms so he looks like he's actually getting laid, who does he think he's impressing. I bet he's going to jack off into those when he gets home." Or the second, "I hate that asshole, he's getting laid and i'm not, I hope they break and he gets AIDS. I think most people sadly, have this thought in their head, and maybe you feel anxious about it because inside, you might have these thoughts too. I'd hope that in this day and age people were sexually liberated enough to appreciate that somebody is taking precautions and is responsible enough to not fling that stuff around willy nilly, making unwanted babies and/or getting the AIDS. Unfortunately, some people like to assume the worst. At least you're responsible enough to borrow one, I know a lot of people who wouldn't bother and just plough ahead with ...well... the ploughing. Also the fact that you're enough of a bro to reimburse your buddy for the jizz bags, I must say, I'm impressed. | ||
| #33 - Let's agree to disagree. | 05/03/2013 on boop | +1 |
| #238 - Since around the end of the Inquisition. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/03/2013 on Best Prank Ever | +2 |
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| #210 - Mage* [+] (1 new reply) | 04/30/2013 on If only... | +3 |
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| #326 - "It's pop not soda" It's coke not pop. | 04/30/2013 on It's pop not soda | +6 |
| #239 - They are awesome, but it was a pun c: [+] (1 new reply) | 04/30/2013 on Title | 0 |
| #124 - OMG AUTO CORRECT ON MY PHONE PUT "fork" INSTEAD OF '… [+] (3 new replies) | 04/29/2013 on Title | +12 |
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| #122 - 1. Sex is over rated 2. The first time a fork gives you he… [+] (7 new replies) | 04/29/2013 on Title | +23 |
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| #199 - ...you were saying? | 04/28/2013 on Murica | +5 |
| #557 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 04/26/2013 on Moon Moon | +15 |
| #556 - 'White Demon' [+] (3 new replies) | 04/26/2013 on Moon Moon | +5 |
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gosh (04/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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unncommon (04/18/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
Happy birthday man. you dont know me and i dont know you, so id like to say if anything you use this as a reminder of the people you do know. because i know first hand that you can lose someone very close in a flash. So enjoy this day, for you, and your life. Do hopefully whatever you do with a smile. because somehow someone somewhere has or will be effected by your being. so through all the cosmic clusters and the giant galaxies floating around this vast universe i shall take a moment from my time on this wet green rock spinning through space to appreciate your birth
Here's the story: My friends and I decided on one hot, dry, summer day that it'd be cool if we got a few (20) friends and played pad-less foot ball, midday, for a couple hours
>Genius.jpg
About 2 - 3 hours in we haven't braked, we all agree that this is the last play before we go and get some water. Whilst following the QB he ran through his barrage of blockers, leaving me back to wrestle them back. I said "Fuck it..." I was too tired to continue the chase. I began to walk off the field where I was going to grab my bike and get some water, but as I was walking off field some douche-nozzle ran after me, caught air like 3 feet before me, and rammed the weight of his entire body into my shoulder...my clavicle (collar-bone) couldn't take all 150-semi pounds of him, so it was like "I'm out" and broke into three. I had to get a plate put in, nasty scar, three months out of school.
>TL;DR: Some douche jumped onto my shoulder while playing foot ball, broke collar-bone into three pieces, had to get surgery to have a plate put in.
>Genius.jpg
About 2 - 3 hours in we haven't braked, we all agree that this is the last play before we go and get some water. Whilst following the QB he ran through his barrage of blockers, leaving me back to wrestle them back. I said "Fuck it..." I was too tired to continue the chase. I began to walk off the field where I was going to grab my bike and get some water, but as I was walking off field some douche-nozzle ran after me, caught air like 3 feet before me, and rammed the weight of his entire body into my shoulder...my clavicle (collar-bone) couldn't take all 150-semi pounds of him, so it was like "I'm out" and broke into three. I had to get a plate put in, nasty scar, three months out of school.
>TL;DR: Some douche jumped onto my shoulder while playing foot ball, broke collar-bone into three pieces, had to get surgery to have a plate put in.
I'm yet to see a grammatical error, plus it was a movie quote.
I've been here for a little bit longer than you have.
The only reason why you have more thumbs than me is because you 'thumb-whore'd' your way through the content section. You posted 'Fun-facts' and stupid shit like that, feeding off of the ignorance of other people.
I've been here for a little bit longer than you have.
The only reason why you have more thumbs than me is because you 'thumb-whore'd' your way through the content section. You posted 'Fun-facts' and stupid shit like that, feeding off of the ignorance of other people.
I've chosen my words carefully Persian, perhaps you should of done the same.
perhaps you should of done the same.
should of done the same.
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Also, I didn't thumbwhore. I simply posted fact compilations, a hobby in which I enjoy. I see you don't understand why I called you a newfag. I called you a newfag because you called Lip one. Lip is rank 34 in comments. No, not level, rank.
perhaps you should of done the same.
should of done the same.
should of
Also, I didn't thumbwhore. I simply posted fact compilations, a hobby in which I enjoy. I see you don't understand why I called you a newfag. I called you a newfag because you called Lip one. Lip is rank 34 in comments. No, not level, rank.
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unncommon (08/03/2012) [-]
**unncommon rolled user novaknightmare ** Welcome to my domain. You can stay and enjoy the porn that has been laid out in the comments section, or you can admire my profile pic., either way, enjoy.
‘If a man has sexual relations with another man, they have done a disgusting thing, and both shall be put to death. They are responsible for their own death’ (Leviticus 20:13).
‘When you go to attack a city, first give its people a chance to surrender. If they open the gates and surrender, they are all to become your slaves and do forced labour for you. But if the people in that city will not surrender, but choose to fight, surround it with your army. Then, when the LORD your God lets you capture the city, kill every man in it. You may, however, take for yourselves the women, the children, the livestock, and everything else in the city. You may use everything that belongs to your enemies. The LORD has given it to you. That is how you are to deal with those cities that are far away from the land you will settle in. But when you capture cities in the land that the LORD your God is giving you, kill everyone. Completely destroy all the people: the Hittites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, as the LORD ordered you to do’ (Deuteronomy 20:10-17).
‘I will send hunger and wild animals to kill your children, and will send sickness, violence, and war to kill you. I, the LORD, have spoken’ (Ezekiel 5:17).
‘Spare no one; have mercy on no one. Kill the old men, young men, young women, mothers, and children … Defile the Temple. Fill its courtyards with corpses. Get to work!’ (Ezekiel 9:5-7).
You have faith in the guy who said that? Lmao, alright.
And I would happily love to hear the in-depth reason.
As we all should know form follows function, which means that everything looks and acts the way it does because there was a preset determiner somewhere along the line that said something like: "You do this, you do that; you don't do this, you don't do that."
Scientists have proven that everything has an 'intelligent design' (which if you couldn't catch on means that someone or something has designed it). Now a lot of people are expecting god to just come out of the clouds and say "Look you guys, here I am", well that's probably not going to happen any time soon. God works through natural ways (i.e. Noah's flood), he works through messengers and messages (i.e. the archangel telling Mary that she was going to give birth to the Messiah), he knows that if we weren't figuring things out on our own, than we wouldn't be learning anything at all. You see, if when you were younger your father stopped you from putting your hand on the stove, you wouldn't have known to not do that.
Scientists have proven that everything has an 'intelligent design' (which if you couldn't catch on means that someone or something has designed it). Now a lot of people are expecting god to just come out of the clouds and say "Look you guys, here I am", well that's probably not going to happen any time soon. God works through natural ways (i.e. Noah's flood), he works through messengers and messages (i.e. the archangel telling Mary that she was going to give birth to the Messiah), he knows that if we weren't figuring things out on our own, than we wouldn't be learning anything at all. You see, if when you were younger your father stopped you from putting your hand on the stove, you wouldn't have known to not do that.
Do you have any SOLID proof of God? You know, I could believe in a different religion, claim I have FAITH, and people of other religions would call me out, and say my religion is false. But in reality, I could use the same thing on those saying mine is false.
That whole 'intelligent design' that that I talked about earlier, how form follows function, how there is an intelligent molecular omnipresent force (all of which have been scientifically proven by the way) and much much more. Do you have any proof that god doesn't exist?
Well do you have any proof that there was ever a Christopher Columbus? Or for that matter that Amerigo Vespucci charted the Americas?
And it's an entirely different concept than proving that you're not one of the several actors that played Darth Vader, we're talking about the existence of a creator.
And it's an entirely different concept than proving that you're not one of the several actors that played Darth Vader, we're talking about the existence of a creator.
There's physical proof that those 2 existed, and that Amerigo charted America.
The reason I said can you prove I'm not the actor of Darth Vader, is because you can't disprove it, nor can you prove it. God has NO physical evidence, therefor it's good to assume that he's not real.
The reason I said can you prove I'm not the actor of Darth Vader, is because you can't disprove it, nor can you prove it. God has NO physical evidence, therefor it's good to assume that he's not real.
Well the New Testament was written by known reliable sources, one of which were a historian and a scribe! (Don't ask me to tell you which one because I can't remember, it's either Mathew or Mark). The twelve disciples who had recorded had nothing to gain but everything to lose, many of them were hunted down and killed for what they said! But none of them till the death of them had taken back what they had seen or what they had said. There was also notable of Jesus' existence from third-party resources that weren't his followers at all.
I won't deny that Jesus or any of his batshit insane followers didn't exist.
But a civilization that was primitive, had no laws on ANY drugs, misinterpreted the shit out of things claiming they saw a Magical man that was the son of God just did some magical stuff?
Moses talked to a burning bush.
Think about that, and tell me if that sounds like a legitimate thing.
But a civilization that was primitive, had no laws on ANY drugs, misinterpreted the shit out of things claiming they saw a Magical man that was the son of God just did some magical stuff?
Moses talked to a burning bush.
Think about that, and tell me if that sounds like a legitimate thing.
Moses saw a bush burning without fire to kindle it. The bush burned, yet it did not burn away; an emblem of the church in bondage in Egypt. Drugs weren't commonly practiced back then. Even if they were they weren't as nearly potent nor far spread as they are today. Plus the way that you're putting it is like saying that every single person ever mentioned during that time period through biblical and official records were high and hallucinating on a 24/7 basis, this wouldn't hold up in court.. Also, to accept the existence of Jesus and his actions is accepting the existence of god and his actions.
God had never said that. Also if you want someone to point the finger at for that way of life than blame the civilization of the Jews, that was common practice back in that specific time, it wasn't a religious thing. You see, the book of Ezekiel was a book of Jewish laws and customs, not what was in the name of god. Let's fast forward a little bit, when Jesus came he gave us a better interpretation on god, he taught us that god was a loving and peaceful being, that god wanted nothing more than for us to love and feel compassion, Jesus didn't really speak of heaven or god as much as people says that he did, he mainly taught lessons (while some may have been through the name of god not all of them were). This is too long, I'll write another comment on a more in-depth perception on my belief.

