I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.

No. I do have a say in it.
I say it's fucking awesome ;D

WELL I SAY IT'S FUCKING FABULOUS
How's it goin' broseph?

Pretty goood. Just got up, and out of the shower. Yourself?

Lol xD

Thanks man, I honestly appreciate that. I wish that there was something that I could do in your favor, but like you said, we don't really know each other. Either way, I hope you have an awesome day and an even better life.

DAMN IT

What is her name?

I've only seen one episode that she was in, and I've forgot it since then.

Fionna, The Human Girl

Well, I came here for a NSFW picture of an ass.
But I'm leaving here with Hoofbeat2 and many thanks.

Don't mention it bro (:

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/clothed-sex-in-the-suv-134544.html

It was for science GeorgeBush!

wat

I'm just lonely....and haven't chatted with you in a while.

ohhh. Well hi!

Yeah, it's been a while since I've said anything to you.

Do you still frequent the Furry Board?

I do indeed!

I haven't been on it in a while, ever since my computer was moved to my living-room...

I don't remember getting these.

Hello (:

>I've also been off for a while, maybe that's why.

I'm doing alright, (my sisters just lost my 'Age of Mythology' disc), but other than that fine. :D

I don't know about you, but my sister is a real pain. :O

Also, I feel bad for having not responded to you properly the last time we conversed...
Aaaaalso, I might have to leave sometime soon, school scheduling or something. :x

ANYWHO... that's good to hear! ^_^
You been up to much other than that?

Well, I actually just finished Virtual School. I'm getting ready to get my school schedule, my friend miss me...but I'm not missing school too much xD

I go back either tomorrow or a week from tomorrow. I pray to god it's the latter. o_O

Luckily, I've stayed in contact with just about all my friends over the summer (except my internet friends such as you, which really bums me out)

And what is virtual school, exactly?

I'm probably going back in about a week,

Also I enjoy talking to my internet friends such as yourself ^____^

And virtual school is like school, except it's on the computer (I did it to make up for time out because I broke may collar-bone).

Oh no, what happened? D:

Here's the story: My friends and I decided on one hot, dry, summer day that it'd be cool if we got a few (20) friends and played pad-less foot ball, midday, for a couple hours
>Genius.jpg
About 2 - 3 hours in we haven't braked, we all agree that this is the last play before we go and get some water. Whilst following the QB he ran through his barrage of blockers, leaving me back to wrestle them back. I said "Fuck it..." I was too tired to continue the chase. I began to walk off the field where I was going to grab my bike and get some water, but as I was walking off field some douche-nozzle ran after me, caught air like 3 feet before me, and rammed the weight of his entire body into my shoulder...my clavicle (collar-bone) couldn't take all 150-semi pounds of him, so it was like "I'm out" and broke into three. I had to get a plate put in, nasty scar, three months out of school.

>TL;DR: Some douche jumped onto my shoulder while playing foot ball, broke collar-bone into three pieces, had to get surgery to have a plate put in.

Oh wow. I hope you don't mind me saying I laughed a little at that. XD
It's alright now though, right?

It is kinda funny xD

And yes, it's fune now, thanks for asking.

Gah, I've got to go now.

See ya, friend!

I'll catch ya' on the flip-side! (:

Hello! :D

Sorry, I've been out for a while...and even now I'm on my friends computer...

No problem at all!

What's up?

Not much, just got back home, yourself?

Ah, thank you for the comment.

Shut it, newfag.

You bring the crowns of conquered kings to my city steps, you insult my queen, you threaten my people with slavery and death; oh I've chosen my words carefully Persian, perhaps you should of done the same.

I'm yet to see a grammatical error, plus it was a movie quote.

I've been here for a little bit longer than you have.
The only reason why you have more thumbs than me is because you 'thumb-whore'd' your way through the content section. You posted 'Fun-facts' and stupid shit like that, feeding off of the ignorance of other people.

I've chosen my words carefully Persian, perhaps you should of done the same.
perhaps you should of done the same.
should of done the same.
should of

Also, I didn't thumbwhore. I simply posted fact compilations, a hobby in which I enjoy. I see you don't understand why I called you a newfag. I called you a newfag because you called Lip one. Lip is rank 34 in comments. No, not level, rank.

Wow, I didn't even call lip a newfag, even if he's acting like a fag. I expected more from him than to jump to conclusions.

Am I invited?

NO! BAD! BAD!

**unncommon rolled user zatoichi ** You're also invited. DON'T TOUCH MY FUCKING CRACKERS!

You seem like an ugly bitch.

SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WENCH!

o so now it works
nice porn btw

Heh...yeah...I can explain the porn...

is ok
no judgment from me

Hey listen here, don't come on MY channel and try to fuck with ME

I do what I want bitch.

That's just unnecessary dude...

I know...I'm sorry.

**unncommon hugs himself**
It's okay.

And that my friends, is how I start my fapping session.

Hello,

you're christian?

Yes, why do you ask?

I always found it ridiculous why people believe in that Bible stuff.
I'm curious, why are you Christian?

That's just what I have faith in, if you don't like it, then that's all you. If you want me to go on an in-depth description on why I believe in it (even though that's kind of what you asked) than I'd be more than happy to.

‘If a man has sexual relations with another man, they have done a disgusting thing, and both shall be put to death. They are responsible for their own death’ (Leviticus 20:13).

‘When you go to attack a city, first give its people a chance to surrender. If they open the gates and surrender, they are all to become your slaves and do forced labour for you. But if the people in that city will not surrender, but choose to fight, surround it with your army. Then, when the LORD your God lets you capture the city, kill every man in it. You may, however, take for yourselves the women, the children, the livestock, and everything else in the city. You may use everything that belongs to your enemies. The LORD has given it to you. That is how you are to deal with those cities that are far away from the land you will settle in. But when you capture cities in the land that the LORD your God is giving you, kill everyone. Completely destroy all the people: the Hittites, the Amorites, the Canaanites, the Perizzites, the Hivites, and the Jebusites, as the LORD ordered you to do’ (Deuteronomy 20:10-17).

‘I will send hunger and wild animals to kill your children, and will send sickness, violence, and war to kill you. I, the LORD, have spoken’ (Ezekiel 5:17).

‘Spare no one; have mercy on no one. Kill the old men, young men, young women, mothers, and children … Defile the Temple. Fill its courtyards with corpses. Get to work!’ (Ezekiel 9:5-7).

You have faith in the guy who said that? Lmao, alright.

And I would happily love to hear the in-depth reason.

But, you can believe in what ever makes you happy. I'm not here to tell you how to live or what to believe in.

As we all should know form follows function, which means that everything looks and acts the way it does because there was a preset determiner somewhere along the line that said something like: "You do this, you do that; you don't do this, you don't do that."
Scientists have proven that everything has an 'intelligent design' (which if you couldn't catch on means that someone or something has designed it). Now a lot of people are expecting god to just come out of the clouds and say "Look you guys, here I am", well that's probably not going to happen any time soon. God works through natural ways (i.e. Noah's flood), he works through messengers and messages (i.e. the archangel telling Mary that she was going to give birth to the Messiah), he knows that if we weren't figuring things out on our own, than we wouldn't be learning anything at all. You see, if when you were younger your father stopped you from putting your hand on the stove, you wouldn't have known to not do that.

Do you have any SOLID proof of God? You know, I could believe in a different religion, claim I have FAITH, and people of other religions would call me out, and say my religion is false. But in reality, I could use the same thing on those saying mine is false.

That whole 'intelligent design' that that I talked about earlier, how form follows function, how there is an intelligent molecular omnipresent force (all of which have been scientifically proven by the way) and much much more. Do you have any proof that god doesn't exist?

Do you have any proof I'm not the actor of Darth Vader?

unfalsifiable hypothesis my friend.

Well do you have any proof that there was ever a Christopher Columbus? Or for that matter that Amerigo Vespucci charted the Americas?

And it's an entirely different concept than proving that you're not one of the several actors that played Darth Vader, we're talking about the existence of a creator.

There's physical proof that those 2 existed, and that Amerigo charted America.

The reason I said can you prove I'm not the actor of Darth Vader, is because you can't disprove it, nor can you prove it. God has NO physical evidence, therefor it's good to assume that he's not real.

Well the New Testament was written by known reliable sources, one of which were a historian and a scribe! (Don't ask me to tell you which one because I can't remember, it's either Mathew or Mark). The twelve disciples who had recorded had nothing to gain but everything to lose, many of them were hunted down and killed for what they said! But none of them till the death of them had taken back what they had seen or what they had said. There was also notable of Jesus' existence from third-party resources that weren't his followers at all.

I won't deny that Jesus or any of his batshit insane followers didn't exist.

But a civilization that was primitive, had no laws on ANY drugs, misinterpreted the shit out of things claiming they saw a Magical man that was the son of God just did some magical stuff?

Moses talked to a burning bush.

Think about that, and tell me if that sounds like a legitimate thing.

Moses saw a bush burning without fire to kindle it. The bush burned, yet it did not burn away; an emblem of the church in bondage in Egypt. Drugs weren't commonly practiced back then. Even if they were they weren't as nearly potent nor far spread as they are today. Plus the way that you're putting it is like saying that every single person ever mentioned during that time period through biblical and official records were high and hallucinating on a 24/7 basis, this wouldn't hold up in court.. Also, to accept the existence of Jesus and his actions is accepting the existence of god and his actions.

God had never said that. Also if you want someone to point the finger at for that way of life than blame the civilization of the Jews, that was common practice back in that specific time, it wasn't a religious thing. You see, the book of Ezekiel was a book of Jewish laws and customs, not what was in the name of god. Let's fast forward a little bit, when Jesus came he gave us a better interpretation on god, he taught us that god was a loving and peaceful being, that god wanted nothing more than for us to love and feel compassion, Jesus didn't really speak of heaven or god as much as people says that he did, he mainly taught lessons (while some may have been through the name of god not all of them were). This is too long, I'll write another comment on a more in-depth perception on my belief.

You seem nice too :D