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unlithe

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Steam Profile: http://steamcommunity.com/id/wutringsugotbitch
Consoles Owned: xbox 360, bretty gud pc
Video Games Played: dark souls, borderlands 2, halo 4, crysis 3, skyrim, GOME, fallout 3, terraria, harm's way,defense grid, XCOM enemy unknown, poker night 2, insanely twisted shadow planet, god mode, fable 3, happy wars, crysis, borderlands, portal 2
X-box Gamertag: Unlithe
Interests: pyrotechnics
Date Signed Up:7/30/2013
Last Login:5/29/2015
Location:somewhere in communist russia
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#14440 - i got $200 for a good handgun. whaddya suggest? probably… 22 minutes ago on /guns/ board 0
#77 - pretty similar to the chiappa rhino too. 30 minutes ago on Video Game Gun Comp 0
#132 - dunno about dnd but she's the godess of sin in dark souls. 15 hours ago on generation gap 0
#9 - Comment deleted 18 hours ago on Made an IT throne today at... 0
#28 - damn 18 hours ago on Birds Are So Metal 0
#21 - are they intelligent at all and legal to own in the US? i kind…  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on Birds Are So Metal 0
#24 - ColeTheUber (18 hours ago) [-]
It's not legal to own, they're highly endangered.
User avatar #59 - danmegaflakes (16 hours ago) [-]
only in iran
User avatar #38 - thenewnuggubler (17 hours ago) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bearded_vulture#Conservation_status
Listed as Near Threatened, which is very far from being highly endangered.
User avatar #28 - unlithe (18 hours ago) [-]
damn
#49 - every undead is "chosen" and every undead sent on th…  [+] (3 new replies) 19 hours ago on generation gap +16
#129 - Absolute Madman (15 hours ago) [-]
Isn't Velka a Dungeons and Dragons god, not a dark souls god? Serious question, I bought Dark souls but it doesnt work on my system.
User avatar #248 - Anonymi (12 hours ago) [-]
Nah, you're thinking of Vecna, god of secrets, undead and necromancy (and a few other things).
User avatar #132 - unlithe (15 hours ago) [-]
dunno about dnd but she's the godess of sin in dark souls.
#101 - so you're cool with people raping kids as long as they keep it… 22 hours ago on (untitled) 0
#70 - force yourself into uncomfortable roles and new champions unti… 05/27/2015 on (untitled) +1
#105 - everyone in my party is good but i'm the only chaotic one. one… 05/27/2015 on Being the only good-aligned... +2

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#83 - priestoftheoldones (03/14/2015) [-]
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday.
User avatar #84 to #83 - unlithe ONLINE (03/14/2015) [-]
thanks mate
#81 - tridaak ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #81 - unlithe ONLINE (03/13/2015) [-]
thanks m8
User avatar #78 - dsendz (02/15/2015) [-]
So how did the pc turn out?
User avatar #79 to #78 - unlithe ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
sorry for the late reply, but so far its working out great. i probably could have physically put it together better, but it handles everything i throw at it pretty well.
User avatar #80 to #79 - dsendz (02/15/2015) [-]
Great glad I could help
#74 - sry (02/14/2015) [-]
mascot and description pls
mascot and description pls
User avatar #75 to #74 - unlithe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
... what?
User avatar #76 to #75 - sry (02/14/2015) [-]
yugioh
User avatar #77 to #76 - unlithe ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
er how about "The blandest ************ you will ever meet, this guy will **** you up(or not)" and the mascot could just be my profile picture. sorry i took so long to respond
#69 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #70 to #69 - unlithe ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
why thank you. what deserve have i of such praise?
User avatar #71 to #70 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
just making random people's day a tad better
User avatar #72 to #71 - unlithe ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
you're doing admin's work. please continue improving the community, friend
#73 to #72 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
he..... he thanked me....
User avatar #68 - folkflunky (11/08/2014) [-]
y u do dis.
User avatar #45 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
youliedtome.gif
User avatar #46 to #45 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i was finishing a homework assignment. shouldn't be on for much longer.
User avatar #47 to #46 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
No, forget it, I'm gonna an hero.
User avatar #49 to #47 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i gotta go sleep now. don't you ******* off yourself and i will talk to you tomorrow night.
User avatar #51 to #49 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
Idk it's hard to live without you.
User avatar #48 to #47 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
no bb i luv you. its just that biochem essays due the next day come before digging around boxes in my basement for a pair of headphones.
#50 to #48 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
Biochemistry?
U fukcing casul
User avatar #52 to #50 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
murican school system, bruh.
User avatar #53 to #52 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
The system is 2casul4me.
I gotta wait until 10 p.m. till we can talk, right?
User avatar #54 to #53 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
possibly a little later since it takes time to go between houses and sometimes it runs a couple minutes late. but yeah, somewhere around there. i'm currently at school so no chance right now.
User avatar #55 to #54 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
>At school
>Not on two.funnyjunk.com

Goddamn it unlithe
User avatar #56 to #55 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
man i can't get caught with porn on my screen. this school castrates you if you go on ******* reddit.
User avatar #57 to #56 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
But we're just vouching for feminism, why would there be porn?
User avatar #58 to #57 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
feminists being proud of their bodies.
User avatar #59 to #58 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, so go ahead and make me proud. Jack off in school.
User avatar #60 to #59 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
already done, man. back when i was straight, one of the girls in my class was pretty impulsive. she showed tits, and i went to the bathroom
#61 to #60 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
Haven't done it in class?
User avatar #62 to #61 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
might fap to the idea of ferrofluid-propelled satellites right now.
User avatar #63 to #62 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
It's interesting. In Japan, the fastest trains move on magnetic fields, but things change in Zero G, so maybe ferrofluids can be used to help maximize the effect of a magnetic field. But I'm not too sure how magnetic fields work in space. I might be able to help you, but I'll have to look into it.
User avatar #64 to #63 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i might incorporate it into my theoretical perpetual machine design. although the design itself is probably retarded.
User avatar #65 to #64 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
Well, talking about perpetual, obviously nothing stops things in zero g, so even if the magnetic field wasn't too strong, as long as it kept pushing the satellite it'd build up speed.
Maybe this can be maximized with some xenon being released at very strong pressure. After all, xenon is a dense ************ .
User avatar #66 to #65 - unlithe ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
i'm talking about a self contained, magnet propelled perpetual machine.
User avatar #67 to #66 - folkflunky (11/07/2014) [-]
But muh magnetic fields.
User avatar #43 - ajrin (09/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #44 to #43 - unlithe ONLINE (09/06/2014) [-]
no no no you didn't understand the post. if someone replied to joshlol's original comment with roll user, you were supposed to go call THEM a ****** .
#40 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #41 to #40 - unlithe ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
um thanks i guess
#42 to #41 - tridaak ONLINE (09/02/2014) [-]
No problem
No problem
User avatar #35 - folkflunky (07/15/2014) [-]
Stop ignoring me you dick, at least answer "alright great", I already told you that I didn't attack him and he went aggro automatically </3
User avatar #36 to #35 - unlithe ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
what? i haven't been ignoring you. i didn't know you said anything recently. i never got any notifications
User avatar #37 to #36 - folkflunky (07/15/2014) [-]
In Xbox.
User avatar #38 to #37 - unlithe ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah. gg or whatever, man. i never got a notification
User avatar #39 to #38 - folkflunky (07/15/2014) [-]
That same thing happens to me. It's ******* awful.
#33 - kez (05/07/2014) [-]
Hahaha, so stupid
User avatar #34 to #33 - unlithe ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
wut
User avatar #28 - killerbart ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
www.utorrent.com/intl/com/ I decided to move the topic here, no need to talk about pirating on posted content. The link leads to the download of the utorrent client. When downloading/installing, be sure to DISAGREE with EVERYTHING unless you are forced to do in order to continue, otherwise they will install toolbars and other **** , so DON'T GIVE ANY PERMISSIONS UNLESS FORCED TO. If you succeed in installing we'll continue, but watch the first episode of Kill la Kill before installing, so you are sure you want to start pirating the episodes. longtext
User avatar #29 to #28 - unlithe ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
should i pirate photoshop while i'm at it? after the first episode of course
User avatar #30 to #29 - killerbart ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
I haven't downloaded photoshop myself, so I don't have experience in that field, but I doubt it's any different. You can download it if you want to of course, but do it after you download the anime, as multiple downloads slow eachother down.
User avatar #32 to #30 - unlithe ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
so i get utorrent then download whatever off of piratebay?
User avatar #31 to #30 - unlithe ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
i learned that that one time i played planetside 2 and a new patch came out WHILE I WAS DOWNLOADING A PREVIOUS ONE
User avatar #21 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
to get max level in dark souls just pick the key as your starting gift go down to new londo use the key to open the door to the drake valley then run like **** down to blight town then to ashe lake get the dragon head stone so you have to do this before you get the xbox live patch because the patch removes the glitch then find the two souls of great heroes but put one in your box so you dont accidentally use both at once then use the dragon head stone glitch to get the max amount of souls you can hold takes like three hours level up then do it again with the second soul and bam max level with all stats at 99 abd i would pick pyromancer for starting class
User avatar #22 to #21 - unlithe ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
well i am completely up to date so i doubt i could do that. you may not have realized but i am a consolefag.
User avatar #23 to #22 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
yeah i have it on xbox just delete the game save it to a memory card then transfer it to hard drive
User avatar #24 to #23 - unlithe ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
i think ill stick to mass ganking in the darkroot forst.
User avatar #25 to #24 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
alright but this way is way faster and easier all you have to do is hold your hand still i do it on my xbox then watched anime on my laptop for seven hours
User avatar #26 to #25 - unlithe ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
with my glitch experience i would probably accidentally delete system 32.
User avatar #27 to #26 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (01/04/2014) [-]
no all it is ,is you go to use the dragon breath attack but as soon as it starts you quickly switch from the stone to the soul so it thinks your using the breath over and over giving you infinite souls till your souls counter is all 9's
User avatar #13 - epicapocalypse (10/15/2013) [-]
Dude, seriously?

*roll 1*
*roll 2*
*roll 3*
*roll 4*
*roll 5*
*roll 6*
*roll 7*
*roll 8*
*roll 9*
User avatar #14 to #13 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
so how do you roll?
User avatar #15 to #14 - epicapocalypse (10/15/2013) [-]
Just type any of those
User avatar #16 to #15 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
k *roll 2*
User avatar #17 to #16 - epicapocalypse (10/15/2013) [-]
no words before it

only words after it.
User avatar #19 to #17 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #18 to #17 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
**unlithe rolls 49**
User avatar #12 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
roll number
User avatar #11 - unlithe ONLINE (10/15/2013) [-]
rolls
User avatar #5 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
you interested in pyrotechnics eh?

what do you do?
User avatar #6 to #5 - unlithe ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
i have a bunch of black powder mixed with magnesium shavings. i use them to be the flame of my forge. i have them going of in small doses constantly so i can shape some softer metals. if its in the middle of summer, i cant even do a little steel.
User avatar #7 to #6 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
Interesting
User avatar #8 to #7 - unlithe ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
yep. its fun when im determined enough. i do it on a bunch of watch backs that i linked together and nailed to my desk so not very easy. mostly have a line that i set off with a hammer.
User avatar #9 to #8 - revengeforfreeze (10/10/2013) [-]
wooow.. cool
User avatar #10 to #9 - unlithe ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
:3
#2 - fyourahole (07/30/2013) [-]
You'll get it eventually. Phanact gets a lot of press on here from everyone, including the my filthy item daddy. Just ignore it and enjoy the content!
You'll get it eventually. Phanact gets a lot of press on here from everyone, including the my filthy item daddy. Just ignore it and enjoy the content!
User avatar #1 - victreebro (07/30/2013) [-]
Welcome to funnyjunk officially!
#3 to #1 - unlithe ONLINE (07/30/2013) [-]
Well thanks!
Well thanks!
User avatar #4 to #3 - victreebro (07/30/2013) [-]
You are quite welcome my good sir/madam and go with what fyourahole says
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