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#33 - Also, if you read the article, it says that no one died 09/23/2012 on When Gangnam Style Goes Worng 0
#49 - it's ecoMoney ******* ! Stop talking all faggy 09/23/2012 on Camacho 2012 +2
#113 - SO ****** ****** CLOSE! 09/23/2012 on Ron Swanson. You still got it. +1
#11 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 545,640** has anyone even pulled o…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/23/2012 on Ron Swanson. You still got it. 0
User avatar #84 - huszti (09/23/2012) [-]
**huszti rolls 364,230** well, i've seen someone rolling 999.999.999 (an anon), so i'm sure someone rolled a hexa before.

early reply is early
#17 - rotinaj (09/23/2012) [-]
**rotinaj rolls 761,507**
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I came damn close once.
User avatar #113 - unknownvsthirteen (09/23/2012) [-]
SO FUCKIN FUCKIN CLOSE!
User avatar #13 - jalthelas (09/23/2012) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 386,955** I have seen it before.
#159 - Comment deleted 09/23/2012 on Always win! 0
#45 - Thank you so much! 09/20/2012 on Mind control +1
#6 - Does Ricardo even lift? 09/20/2012 on cheap ass mexican +10
#137 - Play the Black Ops campaign if you ever get a chance, it will …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. 0
User avatar #410 - theproxy (09/20/2012) [-]
#1?
Oh lawdy
#91 - My bad I meant to type Black Ops 1... Im on a laptop and the n…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. 0
User avatar #101 - totallynotmiggo (09/20/2012) [-]
I never really got into Black Ops. Kinda lost my hope on the CoD series slightly after MW2 came out.

Probably should, considering the story in CoD5 Nazi Zombies was awesome.
#90 - Zombies in Black Ops 2 was OUTSTANDING! Have you tried all the…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. 0
User avatar #91 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
My bad I meant to type Black Ops 1... Im on a laptop and the number keys are too close
User avatar #101 - totallynotmiggo (09/20/2012) [-]
I never really got into Black Ops. Kinda lost my hope on the CoD series slightly after MW2 came out.

Probably should, considering the story in CoD5 Nazi Zombies was awesome.
#89 - Hey, can I please know what part of Call of Duty do you not li…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. 0
User avatar #94 - lonelyboy (09/20/2012) [-]
Call of duty 3 to Modern Warfare 2. Honestly i didn't mind 3 it was after modern warfare that they started sucking, also i've always loved mario so in comparison most things suck.
User avatar #137 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
Play the Black Ops campaign if you ever get a chance, it will blow your socks off. It's been awarded #1 game ending in the guiness book of wolrd records
User avatar #410 - theproxy (09/20/2012) [-]
#1?
Oh lawdy
#88 - I totally agree, why can't people be more like us?!?!?! I … 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. 0
#83 - Dude the Modern Warfare campaign (the combination of the 3) wa… 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +1
#78 - That's the thing though, those ******** are not t…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +2
User avatar #93 - tankeruber (09/20/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah, people playing campaign and zombies instead of multiplayer.
User avatar #86 - hewenttojareds (09/20/2012) [-]
thats why i play mostly Nintendo games instead of 360 or PS3, i play all 3 consoles and PC but Nintendo is my favorite overall, its fun, the graphics are neat, but they keep being shitted on because its not consider to be great in todays standards which pisses me off

cant wait for WiiU and Pikmin3
User avatar #88 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
I totally agree, why can't people be more like us?!?!?!
I hope one day people can enjoy the game or console and not have to worry about people hating them for having different opinions...
#72 - note* **** 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +1
#71 - The Treyarch games have new guns. Side not: I do…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +2
User avatar #74 - hewenttojareds (09/20/2012) [-]
its not that i hate the game i just dont like the community overall i liked Modern Warfare 2
but only because i liked the story when i told people that they just told me im retarded and should just play the game for the multiplayer which i find is very idiotic
#79 - daisamanokitsune (09/20/2012) [-]
and here i thought i was the only one buying the games for the campaign thumb for you
User avatar #83 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
Dude the Modern Warfare campaign (the combination of the 3) was pretty sweet

Black Ops had an amazing campaign, if you've ever played it then you know what I'm talking about.

I thought MW3 MP was shit, but the nostalgia feel for the campaign was too strong
#78 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
That's the thing though, those assholes are not to be listened to, those who suck dick at the game talk shit, because they feel threatened and turn to verbal attacks. Learn to ignore these stupid people, because their opinion, no matter how high-pitched, doesn't mean shit. Play for fun, that's what I do.

That's the reason why I still play the game even though 80% of the internet is gonna call me a faggot and that they fucked my mom, but if you think about it, isn't that what people hate about COD players?

P.S. Can't wait for Black Ops 2.
User avatar #93 - tankeruber (09/20/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah, people playing campaign and zombies instead of multiplayer.
User avatar #86 - hewenttojareds (09/20/2012) [-]
thats why i play mostly Nintendo games instead of 360 or PS3, i play all 3 consoles and PC but Nintendo is my favorite overall, its fun, the graphics are neat, but they keep being shitted on because its not consider to be great in todays standards which pisses me off

cant wait for WiiU and Pikmin3
User avatar #88 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
I totally agree, why can't people be more like us?!?!?!
I hope one day people can enjoy the game or console and not have to worry about people hating them for having different opinions...
User avatar #72 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
note* FUCK
#70 - I don't understand why you heff to be mad? It's just game (ref…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The Sad Truth. +3
#97 - freebirdkid (09/20/2012) [-]
sorry, forgot to login, bryz still sucks
#96 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
bryz sucks
#28 - This is so fake. That black chick missed...  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on ...and he didn't even aim +34
#92 - anonymous (09/20/2012) [-]
So what? The WNBA is full of 'em.
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#38 - I've seen this meme for ages now but still dont know what movi…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Mind control 0
User avatar #41 - ROFL (09/20/2012) [-]
your comment makes me think now
#72 - yeah that's what I thought too, that slipperyjoe guy overreacted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Scientist 2015 +1
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#68 - What did he misspell?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Scientist 2015 0
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User avatar #72 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
yeah that's what I thought too, that slipperyjoe guy overreacted
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User avatar #281 - infamoustrapper (09/20/2012) [-]
yeah!
#54 - Needs more husky 09/20/2012 on Golden/Husky Mix 0
#66 - Wait, wasn't this from Back to the future?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2012 on Scientist 2015 +2
User avatar #85 - esmebuffay (09/20/2012) [-]
Back to the Future part 2, yes.
#65 - It's no big deal, but I thought he was only missing one character  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2012 on Scientist 2015 0
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User avatar #68 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
What did he misspell?
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User avatar #72 - unknownvsthirteen (09/20/2012) [-]
yeah that's what I thought too, that slipperyjoe guy overreacted
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
**itsOJnigguh rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.


I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.



Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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