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#24 - It was another lady, offering to help as well. She did it so t…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on A Small Gesture Can Mean A Lot +9
User avatar #25 - lyfeonpaper (10/15/2012) [-]
Ah, makes more sense I guess. Just the way she waved him away...
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I happen to speak russian. The dude in the car asked, "Was that her daughter or something?" and the dude replied, "Nope just another lady offering to help"
User avatar #27 - lyfeonpaper (10/15/2012) [-]
Ah thanks for explaining:)
#59 - quiet difficult quiet difficult quiet d…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on Love? +62
#90 - fatimmortal (10/15/2012) [-]
Silence.
#105 - Wait a ******* second... Did she really drink ble…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/15/2012 on too soon? +21
User avatar #176 - tonyri (10/15/2012) [-]
She tried but it didn't work imidiatly (obviously), so she hung herself.
#10 - You can't compare anything to ass 10/14/2012 on Guys, come on ! 0
#37 - Purple Drank ***** !  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2012 on WAT +8
#40 - lordbyronxiv (10/14/2012) [-]
*Red Balls.
#64 - Comment deleted 10/13/2012 on Well...fuck +12
#41 - The man was fired. That bitch is actually 25, and she…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/13/2012 on Knocked the fuck out +13
#47 - anonymous (10/13/2012) [-]
There is a longer version of the video where she just behaves ghettoish. She attacked him first.
User avatar #44 - boeka (10/13/2012) [-]
Well if you're at work you can't just punch anyone unless they are a threat. And all I saw was a stupid bitch.
User avatar #43 - neutralgray (10/13/2012) [-]
That's the media for you... if you're a girl you're always right.
#69 - you were close OP 10/13/2012 on Magic +1
#39 - Wait, wait, wait... I thought the point of this is to show tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Looks like Pixar got new... +7
User avatar #53 - pokemonstheshiz (10/13/2012) [-]
Shrek and Cloudy With a Chance =/= Pixar
#33 - It will be in a bunker-thing that is owned by a certain countr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2012 on lolwut? 0
User avatar #64 - whtkid (10/10/2012) [-]
What if the bunker was privately funded!?
#25 - Actually there's in international law that says, "As soon…  [+] (14 new replies) 10/10/2012 on lolwut? +113
User avatar #106 - haveagoodone (10/10/2012) [-]
do you think international law applies to anything above the atmosphere?
i think they should rename international law to have something to do with humans or morals
you can't kill someone up in space, it won't be legal
but at the same time international law doesn't apply everywhere in the universe
So i think if we call it human law or morality law it'll make it alot easier if humans ever advance in space travel (which looks unlikely)
If we call it this then it applies everywhere but only to humans
idk why i'm telling funnyjunk this
User avatar #63 - entalco (10/10/2012) [-]
Well, does it count if you don't exactly step foot on a ship or plane?
#62 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
1) Build 9999999 North Korean boats.

2) Ram all of them into USA

3) Whole USA now North Korean territory. If they do anything against this, they're breaking international laws, UN must intervene.

4) USA part of UN. USA must attack USA.

5) ???
User avatar #39 - dirrrtjump (10/10/2012) [-]
BUT .. what if the Boat belongs to no Country?
User avatar #42 - SnugglyWuggly (10/10/2012) [-]
Then you are a pirate.
#43 - dirrrtjump (10/10/2012) [-]
That would be awesome.
#66 - dubzzzz (10/10/2012) [-]
Actually, if the vessel you were born on didn't belong to any country, and everyone on board was born on international waters as well and you were born on that ship, what the fuck does that make you?
User avatar #114 - Superhell (10/10/2012) [-]
Homeless.

geddit?
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User avatar #36 - thebigoddone (10/10/2012) [-]
That isn't possible..
User avatar #37 - ultrarobbie (10/10/2012) [-]
Oh I misread it. My bad.
User avatar #29 - mynameisgeorge (10/10/2012) [-]
What if it's a privately owned ship?

Are they company property?
#31 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Privately owned ship are usually registered to countries.
User avatar #32 - mynameisgeorge (10/10/2012) [-]
I was joking
#131 - 100000/10 OP Man, haven't laughed so hard in a long time 10/09/2012 on life in England +4
#465 - Same here, man, shipping will take some time for me though 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... -1
#343 - The video game industry isn't being killed by Call Of Duty. Ca… 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... 0
#86 - Oh thanks man, good to know 10/09/2012 on Three condoms please 0
#67 - Why did a Russian channel have german and (japanes/chinese?) s…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/09/2012 on Three condoms please +4
#84 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
its chinese
#71 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Its chinese. Japanese characters look more simple most of the time , while mandarin characters tend to have more detail
#89 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Till you get to the kanji characters which are complex as chinese characters.
User avatar #86 - unknownvsthirteen (10/09/2012) [-]
Oh thanks man, good to know
#296 - Oh no! HOW CAN I ENJOY A GAME WHEN PEOPLE ARE BUTTHURT ABOUT I…  [+] (5 new replies) 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... +19
User avatar #461 - masterfluffydubs (10/09/2012) [-]
I don't hate on it, I love the shit out of it :D I already pre-ordered Black Ops: II like the 4th day possible
User avatar #465 - unknownvsthirteen (10/09/2012) [-]
Same here, man, shipping will take some time for me though
User avatar #309 - dirigiblequixote (10/09/2012) [-]
You shouldn't dislike CoD because other people hate it. You should dislike it because it's turning the entire gaming industry into a homogenized pile of crap.

Five years ago, triple-A games were far more varied than they are today - you can look a a line-up and see the difference. How many 60$ map packs have come out in the last few years? How many grey-brown shooters set in deserts are there nowadays? How many shooters in general?

If you want to play it, then you should know that the hate it gets isn't because they're poorly designed games (though they are, and extremely poorly designed games at that), but because they are killing the video game industry.
User avatar #343 - unknownvsthirteen (10/09/2012) [-]
The video game industry isn't being killed by Call Of Duty. Call of Duty is a franchise, it's a series. Every year they release a NEW COD not a BRAND NEW SHOOTER. People forget that it's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: World At War, CALL OF DUTY MW2, CALL OF DUTY... CALL OF DUTY.... CALL OF DUTY......................

The gaming industry is dying because not many GREAT GAMES are being made. There isn't a shooter that's perfect. Arguably BF3 is one of the best Strategy, Objective Based First Person Shooters, while Call of Duty is one of the best Fast Paced Kill Based Shooter.

But call of duty is still a series. Think of it as a show. Episode four might be your favourite episode, but episode 8 might be boring.
Im a fan of the show, so Ill be tuned in for the next episode, but you don't have to

User avatar #340 - defeats (10/09/2012) [-]
They are set in the desert because of the conflict in the Middle East, it relates to what people are seeing on TV, to where our own troops are.
It's also very likely to where World War 3 begins.

And if these games manage to entertain millions of people for 2 or 3 years like Modern Warfare 2 did, it's hard to see why you think it's ruining the gaming industry.
#320 - did I just witness a circumcision ? 10/09/2012 on glass horse +3
#46 - Im actually disappointed about the whole "le" being …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/08/2012 on le ? 0
User avatar #52 - thewowpimp (10/08/2012) [-]
because it sucks and why would you want to lay claim to something that retarded?
User avatar #49 - dassnasty (10/08/2012) [-]
Technically it's been around since the beginning of the French language.

But y'know, whatever.
#75 - isn't that a german tv channel? I used to watch a german …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Oh Norway... +2
#80 - sexynippleguy (10/07/2012) [-]
in the netherlands we habe rtl 4 - 5 - 8
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User avatar #40 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #38 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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#34 - Ill give you anything but people  [+] (7 new replies) 10/06/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
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User avatar #36 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
free
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User avatar #38 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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#72 - Finally someone delivers 10/06/2012 on I got 99 problems +1
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.


I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.



Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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