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unknownvsthirteen
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I like funny junk...also funnyjunk.com ... see what I did there?
latest user's comments
| #108 - Am I the only one who associates priests with peace? I don't k… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/17/2012 on atheist mom | -1 |
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zaywoot (10/17/2012) [-] Im atheist, my mom is agnostic, my grampa (moms dad) is jewish and my grandma is catholic... we all celebrate christmas together. Then again, in Denmark, while everyone know the story of jesus and so on, hardly anyone thinks of christmas as a christian thing... (it isnt called christmas or anything having to do with christianity in danish either) very few people go to church at all... anyways, christmas doesnt have to have anything to do with religion, it's just a good opportunity to show some love, be with the family and have some great food :P | ||
| #92 - DUDE WE POSTED THE SAME THING AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! [+] (1 new reply) | 10/15/2012 on We have a winner | 0 |
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| #90 - They grew up | 10/15/2012 on We have a winner | +9 |
| #35 - :/ | 10/15/2012 on oh 4chan | 0 |
| #17 - this is 30th time I see this during the year... kim jong shoul… [+] (2 new replies) | 10/15/2012 on oh 4chan | 0 |
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| #25 - [red] hmm [red] | 10/15/2012 on Don't Give the Finger to a... | 0 |
| #42 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time? | 10/15/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
| #26 - Yeah, I happen to speak russian. The dude in the car asked, &q… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/15/2012 on A Small Gesture Can Mean A Lot | +2 |
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| #24 - It was another lady, offering to help as well. She did it so t… [+] (3 new replies) | 10/15/2012 on A Small Gesture Can Mean A Lot | +9 |
| Yeah, I happen to speak russian. The dude in the car asked, "Was that her daughter or something?" and the dude replied, "Nope just another lady offering to help" | ||
| #59 - quiet difficult quiet difficult quiet d… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/15/2012 on Love? | +61 |
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| #105 - Wait a fucking second... Did she really drink bleach to kill h… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/15/2012 on too soon? | +21 |
| #10 - You can't compare anything to ass | 10/14/2012 on Guys, come on ! | 0 |
| #37 - Purple Drank Nigga! [+] (1 new reply) | 10/14/2012 on WAT | +8 |
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| #64 - I was more scared not knowing what to look for... | 10/13/2012 on Well...fuck | +12 |
| #41 - The man was fired. That bitch is actually 25, and she… [+] (3 new replies) | 10/13/2012 on Knocked the fuck out | +13 |
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N. Korean citizen (10/13/2012) [-] There is a longer version of the video where she just behaves ghettoish. She attacked him first. That's the media for you... if you're a girl you're always right. | ||
| #69 - you were close OP | 10/13/2012 on Magic | +1 |
| #39 - Wait, wait, wait... I thought the point of this is to show tha… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/13/2012 on Looks like Pixar got new... | +7 |
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| #33 - It will be in a bunker-thing that is owned by a certain countr… [+] (1 new reply) | 10/10/2012 on lolwut? | 0 |
| #25 - Actually there's in international law that says, "As soon… [+] (19 new replies) | 10/10/2012 on lolwut? | +113 |
| do you think international law applies to anything above the atmosphere? i think they should rename international law to have something to do with humans or morals you can't kill someone up in space, it won't be legal but at the same time international law doesn't apply everywhere in the universe So i think if we call it human law or morality law it'll make it alot easier if humans ever advance in space travel (which looks unlikely) If we call it this then it applies everywhere but only to humans idk why i'm telling funnyjunk this #62
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N. Korean citizen (10/10/2012) [-] 1) Build 9999999 North Korean boats. 2) Ram all of them into USA 3) Whole USA now North Korean territory. If they do anything against this, they're breaking international laws, UN must intervene. 4) USA part of UN. USA must attack USA. 5) ??? What if it's a privately owned ship? Are they company property? | ||
| #131 - 100000/10 OP Man, haven't laughed so hard in a long time | 10/09/2012 on life in England | +4 |
| #465 - Same here, man, shipping will take some time for me though | 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... | -1 |
| #343 - The video game industry isn't being killed by Call Of Duty. Ca… | 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... | 0 |
| #86 - Oh thanks man, good to know | 10/09/2012 on Three condoms please | 0 |
| #67 - Why did a Russian channel have german and (japanes/chinese?) s… [+] (4 new replies) | 10/09/2012 on Three condoms please | +4 |
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N. Korean citizen (10/09/2012) [-] Its chinese. Japanese characters look more simple most of the time , while mandarin characters tend to have more detail #89
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N. Korean citizen (10/09/2012) [-] Till you get to the kanji characters which are complex as chinese characters. | ||
| #296 - Oh no! HOW CAN I ENJOY A GAME WHEN PEOPLE ARE BUTTHURT ABOUT I… [+] (5 new replies) | 10/09/2012 on My life has been a lie.... | +19 |
| I don't hate on it, I love the shit out of it :D I already pre-ordered Black Ops: II like the 4th day possible Same here, man, shipping will take some time for me though You shouldn't dislike CoD because other people hate it. You should dislike it because it's turning the entire gaming industry into a homogenized pile of crap. Five years ago, triple-A games were far more varied than they are today - you can look a a line-up and see the difference. How many 60$ map packs have come out in the last few years? How many grey-brown shooters set in deserts are there nowadays? How many shooters in general? If you want to play it, then you should know that the hate it gets isn't because they're poorly designed games (though they are, and extremely poorly designed games at that), but because they are killing the video game industry. The video game industry isn't being killed by Call Of Duty. Call of Duty is a franchise, it's a series. Every year they release a NEW COD not a BRAND NEW SHOOTER. People forget that it's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, Call of Duty: World At War, CALL OF DUTY MW2, CALL OF DUTY... CALL OF DUTY.... CALL OF DUTY...................... The gaming industry is dying because not many GREAT GAMES are being made. There isn't a shooter that's perfect. Arguably BF3 is one of the best Strategy, Objective Based First Person Shooters, while Call of Duty is one of the best Fast Paced Kill Based Shooter. But call of duty is still a series. Think of it as a show. Episode four might be your favourite episode, but episode 8 might be boring. Im a fan of the show, so Ill be tuned in for the next episode, but you don't have to They are set in the desert because of the conflict in the Middle East, it relates to what people are seeing on TV, to where our own troops are. It's also very likely to where World War 3 begins. And if these games manage to entertain millions of people for 2 or 3 years like Modern Warfare 2 did, it's hard to see why you think it's ruining the gaming industry. | ||
Excuse me, are you interested in trading some of your items?
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 777** weekly trips attempt! Cinco de MAYONNAISE

