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#22 - Dude I think you're right.... I just googled trypophobia and I… 11/18/2012 on Zoomed in eye: Weird +2
#54 - Comment deleted 11/18/2012 on Sir 0
#13 - **** you asshole... POLICE ACADEMY WAS AWESOME!  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2012 on SBM comp +8
#17 - giblets (11/18/2012) [-]
Even Police Academy 5?
User avatar #18 - vegardwd (11/18/2012) [-]
police academy 7 is WAY worse
User avatar #19 - giblets (11/18/2012) [-]
Is that the Russian one?
User avatar #20 - vegardwd (11/18/2012) [-]
yes it is
User avatar #21 - giblets (11/18/2012) [-]
I refuse to watch that one. They're rebooting it in 2014 I think though!
#44 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man 11/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
#19 - Dude, where's my car? 11/17/2012 on Fun for All Ages +2
#16 - and he did all that with his eyes closed! 11/14/2012 on Asians +3
#102 - Man I wanna see her take off the eye patch so bad!!!!!!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Cosplay win 0
#139 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
"..what eyepatch? * scrolls up* ..oh"
#142 - Man this guy has some huge nostrils... YOU CAN STORE QUARTERS IN THEM!  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Winter Gloves +2
User avatar #143 - saxophan (11/14/2012) [-]
I used to think that about substitute teachers a lot.
#2 - Just theoretically speaking, but if Einstein was here today he…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/09/2012 on Iron Man Vs Einstein -32
User avatar #10 - TheBigGummyBear (11/10/2012) [-]
you really know nothing about Einstein, don't you?
User avatar #8 - kyrill (11/10/2012) [-]
you're fucking retarded..
User avatar #7 - Crusader (11/10/2012) [-]
He would still be as much of genius as he was before, because he would have learned everything that already happened and therefore could take his work that was done previously and continue expanding upon it.
To say that he would not be as smart as modern scientists if he was alive now is to assume that he would not learn if he was alive now and that he was stuck with the limited knowledge that he possessed previously.

Would Da Vinci be even more intelligent if we brought him into the future, showed him all he needed to know and gave him the equipment needed? Probably
Would Mendeleev be considered a genius if he was given the current periodic table and therefore did not have to spend years reformatting it? Yes
User avatar #3 - ljxjlos (11/09/2012) [-]
He would still be as smart as ever,he would only be lacking Knowledge
#1 - ? 11/09/2012 on The guy to the party 0
#179 - WHAT? I thought the episode aired before this...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2012 on South parks nails it 0
User avatar #192 - epaone (11/09/2012) [-]
look at the details. There's no way it would be that close
#29 - Comment deleted 11/09/2012 on 'Murica 0
#133 - He says, "Even the crowd" like it's not the coolest…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2012 on South parks nails it +3
User avatar #172 - epaone (11/09/2012) [-]
it's not a coincedence
User avatar #179 - unknownvsthirteen (11/09/2012) [-]
WHAT? I thought the episode aired before this...
User avatar #192 - epaone (11/09/2012) [-]
look at the details. There's no way it would be that close
#16 - Wee Woo mother ******  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on leedle leedle leedle lee +15
#17 - bleeduntildeath (11/08/2012) [-]
#33 - the bloke's last name is Ramadan... WTF  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on JIHAD! +2
User avatar #142 - furyofthefallen (11/06/2012) [-]
That's me c:
#60 - I can't believe so many people don't recognize the penguin... … 11/05/2012 on Best. Cosplay. EVER. +2
#249 - You've become normal 11/05/2012 on Internet 0
#75 - wtf dude, I thought my computer was overheating when I saw you… 11/04/2012 on Read desc. +2
#26 - yeah it's inception. Great film 11/04/2012 on Just checking my mail +2
#17 - Reminded me of this  [+] (12 new replies) 11/04/2012 on Just checking my mail +25
#19 - tkfishandchips (11/04/2012) [-]
Remind me what movie that was. ? Thanks.
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (11/04/2012) [-]
yeah it's inception. Great film
User avatar #24 - justanotherzombie (11/04/2012) [-]
I cann tell you 100 % google says its inception
User avatar #20 - Edrosty (11/04/2012) [-]
Inception, I think.
#21 - tkfishandchips (11/04/2012) [-]
I remember inception folding up, I just didn't remember them on top of a roof.
User avatar #52 - bookyle (11/04/2012) [-]
this is a fan made wallpaper based on the movie, this scene is not actually in the movie
User avatar #23 - Edrosty (11/04/2012) [-]

It is inception.
User avatar #71 - saxophan (11/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #58 - pulluspardus (11/04/2012) [-]
that link has probably graduated top of its class in the Navy Seals.
#80 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Made me lol harder than any FP content in weeks.
User avatar #25 - justanotherzombie (11/04/2012) [-]
Haha same thing i did
User avatar #22 - Edrosty (11/04/2012) [-]
I remember there were parts with the dream world collapsing and stuff, and that's what this looks like to me. I'm probably wrong though.
#143 - Comment deleted 11/04/2012 on Nice trick +3
#123 - What if she has allergies?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2012 on Puppys 0
#136 - anonymous (11/04/2012) [-]
Then she will get a stuffy nose?
#43 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads 11/03/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
#240 - QUICKLY EVERYONE LEAVE THIS UNIVERSE! 11/03/2012 on Go home snake, you’re drunk 0
#37 - k 11/02/2012 on Snowwhite 0
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.

I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.

Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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