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unknownvsthirteen
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I like funny junk...also funnyjunk.com ... see what I did there?
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| #119 - Mother fucker! Whoever did this is an asshole... That's actual… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/23/2012 on Lesson 2: Heading | -4 |
| How was that relevant, I was talking about your gif? I only described that gif to stop further confusion by those who are unaware of the explanation. While you, on the other hand, got easily offended for no apparent reason. P.S. Anyone who puts a gif or a picture of "I dont care" or "No fucks given" only shows how insecure and offended they are. Well at least that's what I interpret it as. Anyway, good day to you sir | ||
| #126 - I like how it's a blatant square | 11/22/2012 on Something doesn't seem... | 0 |
| #7 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 11/22/2012 on laziness | +19 |
| #17 - I could be wrong, but still... [+] (1 new reply) | 11/21/2012 on May Contain... | +35 |
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| #49 - Fuck you!!! It's "You just went full retard" it's no… | 11/21/2012 on -.- | +2 |
| #23 - Sorry buddy, my eyes are not like that, I guess they are, I gu… | 11/18/2012 on Zoomed in eye: Weird | +2 |
| #22 - Dude I think you're right.... I just googled trypophobia and I… | 11/18/2012 on Zoomed in eye: Weird | +2 |
| #54 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 86** 13 get | 11/18/2012 on Sir | 0 |
| #13 - Fuck you asshole... POLICE ACADEMY WAS AWESOME! [+] (5 new replies) | 11/18/2012 on SBM comp | +8 |
| #44 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man | 11/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
| #1448 - Picture | 11/17/2012 on mrspensy's profile | 0 |
| #19 - Dude, where's my car? | 11/17/2012 on Fun for All Ages | +2 |
| #16 - and he did all that with his eyes closed! | 11/14/2012 on Asians | +3 |
| #102 - Man I wanna see her take off the eye patch so bad!!!!!! [+] (1 new reply) | 11/14/2012 on Cosplay win | 0 |
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| #142 - Man this guy has some huge nostrils... YOU CAN STORE QUARTERS IN THEM! [+] (1 new reply) | 11/14/2012 on Winter Gloves | +2 |
| #2 - Just theoretically speaking, but if Einstein was here today he… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/09/2012 on Iron Man Vs Einstein | -32 |
| He would still be as much of genius as he was before, because he would have learned everything that already happened and therefore could take his work that was done previously and continue expanding upon it. To say that he would not be as smart as modern scientists if he was alive now is to assume that he would not learn if he was alive now and that he was stuck with the limited knowledge that he possessed previously. Would Da Vinci be even more intelligent if we brought him into the future, showed him all he needed to know and gave him the equipment needed? Probably Would Mendeleev be considered a genius if he was given the current periodic table and therefore did not have to spend years reformatting it? Yes | ||
| #1 - ? | 11/09/2012 on The guy to the party | 0 |
| #179 - WHAT? I thought the episode aired before this... [+] (1 new reply) | 11/09/2012 on South parks nails it | 0 |
| #29 - Why the fuck would anyone besides you like this? or even care?… | 11/09/2012 on 'Murica | 0 |
| #133 - He says, "Even the crowd" like it's not the coolest… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/09/2012 on South parks nails it | +3 |
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| #16 - Wee Woo mother fucker [+] (1 new reply) | 11/08/2012 on leedle leedle leedle lee | +15 |
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| #33 - the bloke's last name is Ramadan... WTF [+] (1 new reply) | 11/05/2012 on JIHAD! | +2 |
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| #60 - I can't believe so many people don't recognize the penguin... … | 11/05/2012 on Best. Cosplay. EVER. | +2 |
| #249 - You've become normal | 11/05/2012 on Internet | 0 |
| #75 - wtf dude, I thought my computer was overheating when I saw you… | 11/04/2012 on Read desc. | +2 |
Excuse me, are you interested in trading some of your items?
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 777** weekly trips attempt! Cinco de MAYONNAISE

