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#690 - Comment deleted 12/23/2012 on FJ Secret Santa 2012 0
#274 - Talos 12/21/2012 on Dragonborn +2
#27 - This isn't photoshoped at all 12/20/2012 on Little Dirtbags Daniel and... +2
#145 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 0** + this 12/19/2012 on Rolling Threat -1
#144 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 776**  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Rolling Threat -1
User avatar #145 - unknownvsthirteen (12/19/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0** + this
#119 - Comment deleted 12/16/2012 on what do you call a little... +1
#72 - >Be 12 >Have a ps2 with a 64mb memory card >H…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/14/2012 on PS2 +82
#172 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/14/2012) [-]
oh there the problem you have an apple product
#108 - sippay (12/14/2012) [-]
MFW My SATA Hard drive of 500GB is almost full.
#94 - reallynotdashie (12/14/2012) [-]
#73 - tweetyftw has deleted their comment.
#76 - tmgrskat (12/14/2012) [-]
**tmgrskat rolled a random image posted in comment #248 at Soviet Engineering **
User avatar #104 - foxtrotalpha (12/14/2012) [-]
Isn't Laefy norwegian?
#193 - niggerwhorebitch (12/14/2012) [-]
thats not even Læffy!
User avatar #291 - foxtrotalpha (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh sorry couldn't really tell.
#19 - Respawn isn't the same without him 11/28/2012 on i hate people 0
#15 - Man, I miss the Hutch, Nanners, and Sark trio...  [+] (2 new replies) 11/28/2012 on i hate people 0
User avatar #18 - loomiss (11/28/2012) [-]
I was so sad for the time period Hutch quit youtube...
User avatar #19 - unknownvsthirteen (11/28/2012) [-]
Respawn isn't the same without him
#175 - TL;DR 11/28/2012 on Would you? -1
#35 - read while listening to this 11/27/2012 on yesterday +1
#18 - What's wrong with the second panel?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2012 on 3rd panel. I'm dieing. 0
#19 - happyslacks (11/27/2012) [-]
Too far back on his head.

Compare the second with the sixth and you'll see it.

picture irrelevant.
#31 - I was joking dude... I didn't want you to get **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2012 on Sucks for him 0
User avatar #32 - krizz (11/25/2012) [-]
u baed
#28 - Comment deleted 11/24/2012 on Mr. T Goes To The Unrelated... 0
#8 - You have a 9gag friend... who should feel ashamed now?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/24/2012 on Sucks for him +5
User avatar #11 - krizzah (11/24/2012) [-]
I have lots of friends who prefer 9gag too. They just don't know any better.
User avatar #10 - krizz (11/24/2012) [-]
it isn't my fault he likes 9gag wtf
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (11/25/2012) [-]
I was joking dude... I didn't want you to get shit on by red thumbs
User avatar #32 - krizz (11/25/2012) [-]
u baed
#15 - Comment deleted 11/24/2012 on Women 0
#10 - Did you know that some species of frogs get heart clogs from l…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/24/2012 on grumpy frog +43
User avatar #25 - kotos (11/24/2012) [-]
so if it laughs it croaks?
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/24/2012) [-]
And veins suddenly turning to arteries. Seriously, what's up with that?!
#134 - I said GOOD DAY! 11/23/2012 on Lesson 2: Heading -7
#126 - How was that relevant, I was talking about your gif? I onl…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Lesson 2: Heading -7
#133 - lonelyboy (11/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - unknownvsthirteen (11/23/2012) [-]
I said GOOD DAY!
#119 - Mother ****** ! Whoever did this is an asshole... …  [+] (6 new replies) 11/23/2012 on Lesson 2: Heading -4
#146 - xarvon (11/23/2012) [-]
The ball obviously wasn't his then was it? He probably shouldn't have been kicking it in the first place.
#120 - lonelyboy (11/23/2012) [-]
right now there is a gif of someone in a wheelchair falling down an escalator. If you don't like it, move on.
User avatar #126 - unknownvsthirteen (11/23/2012) [-]
How was that relevant, I was talking about your gif?
I only described that gif to stop further confusion by those who are unaware of the explanation.

While you, on the other hand, got easily offended for no apparent reason.

P.S. Anyone who puts a gif or a picture of "I dont care" or "No fucks given" only shows how insecure and offended they are. Well at least that's what I interpret it as.



Anyway, good day to you sir
#133 - lonelyboy (11/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - unknownvsthirteen (11/23/2012) [-]
I said GOOD DAY!
User avatar #122 - kcdope (11/23/2012) [-]
that person didnt even need the wheelchair
#126 - I like how it's a blatant square 11/22/2012 on Something doesn't seem... 0
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2012 on laziness +19
User avatar #46 - Mahazama (11/22/2012) [-]
So you periodically grow in size during 10:00 am and afternoon?
#17 - I could be wrong, but still...  [+] (1 new reply) 11/21/2012 on May Contain... +35
User avatar #46 - alltimetens (11/21/2012) [-]
It was funny nonetheless
#49 - **** you!!! It's "You just went full retard&… 11/21/2012 on -.- +2
#23 - Sorry buddy, my eyes are not like that, I guess they are, I gu… 11/18/2012 on Zoomed in eye: Weird +2
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.


I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.



Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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