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#127 - He was getting bad connection 03/07/2013 on ...Wut? 0
#21 - This isn't even humerus 02/23/2013 on Serious dead foot +4
#755 - No grip? Are we talking about the same con troll er? Because I… 02/22/2013 on wow 0
#64 - Is it a bad thing trying to support my favorite band? 02/22/2013 on i lol'd 0
#37 - Comment deleted 02/21/2013 on Alrighty Then 0
#18 - Oh I get it it's a paradox because my brain does not understan… 02/21/2013 on Pairadocks +1
#63 - I actually like the domed ones the current Dualshock 3 has and…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2013 on wow +1
User avatar #79 - MasterManiac (02/21/2013) [-]
Due to my aggressive gaming moods, I generally force the analogue sticks in each direction a lot, which means that my thumbs end up sliding off the top of the domed analogue sticks since it provides little to no grip. It also means that for proper control of the game I need to stick my thumb under the analogue sticks which is both ineffective and painful, which is the main reason why I hate the current controllers.
User avatar #755 - unknownvsthirteen (02/22/2013) [-]
No grip? Are we talking about the same controller? Because I have never had a problem wtih my finger slipping off,even though I too play aggresively
User avatar #116 - Johnsfer (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't know what you are doing son, but at least your complaint isn't that your thumbs touch on the Analog sticks.
What are you playing that makes you so aggressive though?
#427 - Or ban people who use link shorteners 02/16/2013 on Operation Repost +8
#160 - the second picture made me sad 02/13/2013 on why people hate niggers 0
#3407 - Comment deleted 02/11/2013 on Coming Out of the Closet 0
#5 - Well, I didn't know that it was called. "Im a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2013 on PS4 Controller Concept 0
#10 - anonymous (02/04/2013) [-]
Do you mean the spacing between the two sticks? Looks about the same as it is on the Dualshock. Your wording and labeling still seems a bit off.

Here's the tour, from left-to-right: D-Pad (Directional-pad), Left (joy)stick, Right (joy)stick, face-buttons.

On top, you've got shoulder-buttons (the flat ones, called "bumpers" on Xbox360 controllers) and triggers (the ones you pull on like a gun trigger, hence the name.)
#3 - I heard that it's gonna be touchscreen 02/04/2013 on PS4 Controller Concept -1
#88 - MFW Im Armenian 01/29/2013 on Fun Facts for the Whole Family 0
#137 - Well, buses usually have cameras, that's why 01/27/2013 on kinky gf +1
#136 - Whoever posted on 4chan is from FunnyJunk because that's the s…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/27/2013 on kinky gf +11
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#65 - Time! 01/19/2013 on Explanation +1
#87 - This should be under the BOOBS channel 01/15/2013 on Legendary Hug 0
#148 - Comment deleted 01/09/2013 on Thorium Reactors 0
#17 - You can't really give him a combover 01/06/2013 on Dammit, River Park. 0
#29 - Only kids 12 and younger say Lulz  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Why did you do it? -25
User avatar #30 - PubLandlord (01/06/2013) [-]
lulz , I'm 21 bitch you're hella wrong
#118 - You're so smart 01/02/2013 on Oppa Can't Touch This Style -1
#377 - upvote -____- 01/01/2013 on Look at me +3
#1 - **** Kyle 12/31/2012 on The Ultimate Automatic Shotgun 0
#395 - the thing is that that white skinny girl that lisens to lil wa… 12/27/2012 on TRUTH +2
#45 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm 12/25/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.

I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.

Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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