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| #280 - Only 4chan is fuckin a cow | 07/18/2012 on Internet army | 0 |
| #155 - The knife was in the cake :D | 07/18/2012 on test your might.... | -2 |
| #24 - Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FO… | 07/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
| #22 - They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and … [+] (2 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
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itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere? I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen. I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.  #24 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will. The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE". | ||
| #74 - Didnt know it was old. Also I dont even go on reddit that ofte… | 07/17/2012 on hot weather | -1 |
| #20 - There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
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itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this. #22 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river. Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses. I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me. Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. #23 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere? I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen. I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape. #24 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will. The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE". | ||
| #18 - The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leav… [+] (6 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
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itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you? #20 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess #21 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this. #22 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river. Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses. I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me. Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. #23 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere? I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen. I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape. #24 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will. The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE". | ||
| #46 - Yup, just what I thought | 07/17/2012 on Apple | 0 |
| #16 - I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro [+] (8 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
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unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low #19 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you? #20 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess #21 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this. #22 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river. Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses. I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me. Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. #23 -
itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere? I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen. I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape. #24 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will. The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE". | ||
| #44 - Also thanks man :D | 07/17/2012 on Apple | +1 |
| #42 - Should I post this as OC or is it only funny in the context? [+] (3 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on Apple | +1 |
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AnonymousDonor (07/17/2012) [-] id say it was the context i mean some people would probably get the joke anyway, but most internet users wouldnt | ||
| #38 - Just to clarify: Most people buy COD because they're a fan of … | 07/17/2012 on Apple | 0 |
| #37 - Breaking News: Apple announces new sliced bread called the iBr… [+] (9 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on Apple | +75 |
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AnonymousDonor (07/17/2012) [-]  i cant even laugh yet because my brain is still trying to process that post you sir win my internetz for the day #42 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Should I post this as OC or is it only funny in the context? #45 -
AnonymousDonor (07/17/2012) [-] id say it was the context i mean some people would probably get the joke anyway, but most internet users wouldnt | ||
| #34 - BREAKING NEWS: Apple selling sliced bread called iBread for on… | 07/17/2012 on Apple | 0 |
| #56 - As seen on Reddit :P [+] (3 new replies) | 07/17/2012 on hot weather | -2 |
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dryrainman (07/17/2012) [-] mate you say its from Reddit, i saw this time ago when people used to email each other funny shit so fuck you 'as seen on Reddit' shit #74 -
unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Didnt know it was old. Also I dont even go on reddit that often and seeing it here a few days later I though it was a repost and I called it out. I also didnt know that calling out was reposts frowned upon | ||
| #30 - Who the fuck noticed the glasses... who the fuck scrolled down… | 07/10/2012 on double broglasses | 0 |
| #43 - Where is this from?!? [+] (1 new reply) | 07/09/2012 on I object! | 0 |
| #233 - He had to do that for role he was in. People forget that he's… [+] (4 new replies) | 07/09/2012 on Bryan Cranston | +3 |
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muttonchops (07/09/2012) [-] How did this already get red thumbs? I thought it was a good movie reference! | ||
| #222 - What of it? | 07/08/2012 on Dat fantasy | +1 |
| #140 - He is on a hill. Gravity>Friends | 07/07/2012 on Regretful Hitler | +5 |
| #14 - I cant believe Neil Patrick Harris is gay... [+] (3 new replies) | 07/07/2012 on HIMYM Wise Words | +1 |
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alucardshellhound (07/07/2012) [-]  | ||
| #143 - That was problem some asian dude in a basement making money fo… | 07/01/2012 on chatting with a pornstar | +1 |
| #97 - I make that face when Im passing a giant shit | 07/01/2012 on playing hide and seek and... | -3 |
| #1 - Eventually | 06/30/2012 on I. WILL. GET. YOU. | +1 |
| #1 - I thought it got passed. [+] (1 new reply) | 06/30/2012 on Well that's just great | 0 |
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N. Korean citizen (06/30/2012) [-] It did because it was ruled a tax, despite Obama and democrats saying for months and years now that it was not a tax of any sort. But the supreme court decided that it is and is therefore constitutional. | ||
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graemearg **User deleted account** (10/06/2012) [-] Excuse me, are you interested in trading some of your items?
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unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-] **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
#20 to #19
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unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
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itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
#22 to #21
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unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
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itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-] You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
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unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-] Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
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unknownvsthirteen (05/04/2012) [-] **unknownvsthirteen rolls 777** weekly trips attempt! Cinco de MAYONNAISE
