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unknownvsthirteen
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I like funny junk...also funnyjunk.com ... see what I did there?
latest user's comments
| #52 - You dont have to be a Christian, a Muslim, a Jew or an Atheist… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/25/2012 on She has a point... | +27 |
| Good point, but I though discipline and self restraint was part of common sense | ||
| #26 - +Their* | 08/23/2012 on typical hater (2) | +4 |
| #185 - Oh yeah, I get it now | 08/23/2012 on Valve | 0 |
| #182 - I seem to not understand the jokes about this guy... What's hi… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/23/2012 on Valve | 0 |
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| #9 - K guys deleting this post in 5 mins | 08/22/2012 on Question | 0 |
| #8 - Thanks dude, turns out FJ crashes because of the items... | 08/22/2012 on Question | 0 |
| #7 - Yeah, dude... that was scary | 08/22/2012 on Question | 0 |
| #6 - @#4 The picture you rolled was horrible to look at and it was … | 08/22/2012 on Question | 0 |
| #43 - I've heard of her... but never did my research, so I didnt kno… | 08/22/2012 on Amateur | +5 |
| #38 - What's her name [+] (3 new replies) | 08/22/2012 on Amateur | 0 |
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CantTouchThisXD (08/22/2012) [-] Sasha Grey. Trust me on this, you want to look her up. Very hot. And did I mention she's a porn star? She's a porn star. I've heard of her... but never did my research, so I didnt know it was her. I must do some research for science... science of my boner | ||
| #161 - Have a nice day god damn it | 08/21/2012 on Think before you slam... | 0 |
| #159 - Cool, I'll buy that too. Because I enjoy the game. I dont care… [+] (2 new replies) | 08/21/2012 on Think before you slam... | -1 |
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| #153 - You're right man... How could I have been so blind. Can't wait… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/21/2012 on Think before you slam... | 0 |
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unknownvsthirteen (08/21/2012) [-] Cool, I'll buy that too. Because I enjoy the game. I dont care if it's repetitive, I like the series enough to buy it every year. I dont see why that bothers anyone. I dont brag about COD, I dont claim that it's the best ever... I just like the series and no matter what others think of it I will continue to play it because I genuinely have fun playing it. It's different enough for me to still be interested and apparently for millions of other players too. Anyway, have fun with whatever floats your boat and have a nice day. | ||
| #144 - Double standard... and elite is $50 [+] (6 new replies) | 08/21/2012 on Think before you slam... | -4 |
| You're right man... How could I have been so blind. Can't wait to get it in November #159
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unknownvsthirteen (08/21/2012) [-] Cool, I'll buy that too. Because I enjoy the game. I dont care if it's repetitive, I like the series enough to buy it every year. I dont see why that bothers anyone. I dont brag about COD, I dont claim that it's the best ever... I just like the series and no matter what others think of it I will continue to play it because I genuinely have fun playing it. It's different enough for me to still be interested and apparently for millions of other players too. Anyway, have fun with whatever floats your boat and have a nice day. | ||
| #225 - I see how you can be distracted | 08/21/2012 on Miracles of 3D | +2 |
| #48 - Fixed* | 08/21/2012 on Why? | 0 |
| #180 - Fixed* [+] (1 new reply) | 08/21/2012 on Miracles of 3D | +13 |
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| #138 - thanks a ton man :D | 08/19/2012 on Warning: Not for Epileptics | +1 |
| #135 - type it in not as a url please [+] (2 new replies) | 08/19/2012 on Warning: Not for Epileptics | 0 |
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| #120 - does anyone know or remember the link to a website where there… [+] (4 new replies) | 08/19/2012 on Warning: Not for Epileptics | +1 |
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| #28 - well in November grass usually isn't green and the sky isn't u… | 08/19/2012 on Holy Shit. | +1 |
| #61 - originally there is no IV or IX it goes IIII then into the nex… | 08/19/2012 on Spintra | 0 |
| #225 - the guy looks like a tard | 08/19/2012 on I can't think of a title :P | +1 |
| #435 - Mario Kart has a 8.5/10 on game informer and Modern Warfare 3 … | 08/19/2012 on Old but still | +12 |
| #27 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR | 08/14/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile | 0 |
Excuse me, are you interested in trading some of your items?
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.
I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.
Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.
I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 777** weekly trips attempt! Cinco de MAYONNAISE

