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#315 - -__- 09/03/2012 on Black Betty Bam Ba Lam -5
#1875 - Now harder* 09/02/2012 on Item Game Ideas +2
#1874 - Have ingredients which can be brewed into a potion that gives …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2012 on Item Game Ideas +9
User avatar #1875 - unknownvsthirteen (09/02/2012) [-]
Now harder*
#28 - Here's a picture of my very first MOAB in MW3. Hope … 09/02/2012 on forjames's profile 0
#17 - 10/10 09/01/2012 on HEY SEXY LADY +5
#20 - Darn... I was hoping for a 654 09/01/2012 on Exactly -4
#19 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 663**  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Exactly -3
User avatar #20 - unknownvsthirteen (09/01/2012) [-]
Darn... I was hoping for a 654
#18 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 987**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Exactly -3
User avatar #19 - unknownvsthirteen (09/01/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 663**
User avatar #20 - unknownvsthirteen (09/01/2012) [-]
Darn... I was hoping for a 654
#7 - Who the **** cares? Id love to write with a quill and ink  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2012 on First day in hogwarts +6
User avatar #14 - TheHutchie (09/02/2012) [-]
We did it at Victorian day back in primary school. I got yelled at for being left handed.

I never got over my fear of quills and inkbottles
#16 - purealterego (09/02/2012) [-]
hahaha ur comment actually made me laugh more then all the content i've seen put together xD

you also replied to my comment earlier:

http://www. funnyjunk .com/funny_pictures/4060815/Anger+Management/94#94
User avatar #18 - TheHutchie (09/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, and somebody thumbed me down for it. Hell I just be truthin'.
User avatar #19 - purealterego (09/02/2012) [-]
i thumbed you up, now you have 0 :D
#23 - Was this just a huge "Yo Momma" joke? 09/01/2012 on Whale Sperm Infogrpahic.... +2
#3 - Perhaps not a bottle, but... 09/01/2012 on Mosquitoes 0
#28 - Cool to know 09/01/2012 on Atheists: 1 +1
#15 - Funny how OP took the joke literally and had to make a reply post....  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Atheists: 1 +3
#18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/01/2012) [-]
they are much better than your omegel posts
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (09/01/2012) [-]
Cool to know
#11 - This old thing... It's also photoshopped. 09/01/2012 on Boss Level: 9000 0
#11 - Something Bill Nye never said. It all came from a fake website… 09/01/2012 on Hurricane Nye +5
#31 - Those curtains really brighten up the room. 08/31/2012 on Wut 0
#26 - Me neither.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/31/2012 on Who needs them anyway ? +60
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#98 - derpypotato (09/01/2012) [-]
#358 - I sure didn't. I know it's all in good fun, but I wouldn't act…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/31/2012 on It's Over! +7
User avatar #362 - notsoscotia (08/31/2012) [-]
That sounds like a good reason to have hoped her baby died.
#23 - You need to beat the **** out of her... 08/31/2012 on My cousin 0
#206 - Yes. 08/31/2012 on Every time I go out in public -1
#113 - No, spoiled and perished is before ripe... ripe means fully gr…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/30/2012 on Mother of god +1
User avatar #129 - YeYouKnoMe (08/30/2012) [-]
oh okay I see what you're saying. Wouldn't you just say it's not ripe?
#111 - Fruits rot after they ripen... 08/30/2012 on Mother of god +1
#104 - Okay... what's the opposite of "Ripe" As in…  [+] (11 new replies) 08/30/2012 on Mother of god +1
User avatar #145 - Nullifier (08/30/2012) [-]
It actually is unripe
User avatar #130 - marcuss (08/30/2012) [-]
Rape.? its so far from the ripe that its almost the opposite
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User avatar #118 - benjamino (08/30/2012) [-]

No, really, google it.
User avatar #116 - themastertroller (08/30/2012) [-]
i have a word for it in my language

User avatar #110 - YeYouKnoMe (08/30/2012) [-]
Parished? The food in the fridge has parished.
Or how about spoiled?
User avatar #113 - unknownvsthirteen (08/30/2012) [-]
No, spoiled and perished is before ripe... ripe means fully grown.

The opposite of ripe should define something that hasn't ripened yet
User avatar #129 - YeYouKnoMe (08/30/2012) [-]
oh okay I see what you're saying. Wouldn't you just say it's not ripe?
User avatar #107 - goldor (08/30/2012) [-]
User avatar #111 - unknownvsthirteen (08/30/2012) [-]
Fruits rot after they ripen...

#106 - xainest (08/30/2012) [-]
Just say that it isn't ripe yet.
#142 - BOTH 08/30/2012 on Impossible choice. +3
#15 - It's a very rare breed. 08/29/2012 on Wut +10
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.

I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.

Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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