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#34 - The kids seem to be loving it 09/14/2012 on Walt Disney +1
#245 - What the **** do you play? 09/14/2012 on Cock of Doody talk 0
#3 - Takes me 2 minutes to finish my homework 09/13/2012 on Pickup Line Scientist 0
#5 - No it doesn't... Out of 2 badasses with quads only 1 survives … 09/11/2012 on natural selection 0
#14 - He has a lot of good looking sisters 09/11/2012 on Swag is for squares. 0
#20 - Really, how the **** was this funny? The guy obvi… 09/11/2012 on you will be cool +1
#56 - P.S. Celebrity worth is $80mil 09/11/2012 on Poor daniel -1
#55 - He's a pretty cool guy, just watch the behind the scenes of Ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on Poor daniel +1
User avatar #56 - unknownvsthirteen (09/11/2012) [-]
P.S. Celebrity worth is $80mil
#214 - Stop giving out secrets, god damn it! 09/11/2012 on random boner 0
#120 - Do these rules apply to brunettes too? 09/11/2012 on First Date +2
#42 - In the video he says he wants to get his nails done... Literal… 09/10/2012 on LOL +4
#29 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already 09/09/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
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#274 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 308** ALL OF EM! 09/09/2012 on Epic Rolls Comp 0
#26 - Whatever ****** happened to the sequel?? Wasn't i…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2012 on Osamatar 0
#27 - vwikusm (09/08/2012) [-]
It hasn't even begun production. The earliest we will see it is 2014.

Not that anyone wants to see it.
#34 - Well yeah, but what are you gonna do after 4pm? 09/08/2012 on Fixed! +1
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#28 - Fixed... He's a doctor after all 09/06/2012 on doctor prescribed +24
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.

I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.

Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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