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#32 - I hate when people say, "FOUND THIS GEM" It's …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/20/2012 on The weird part of youtube. +1
#57 - JohnTheRipper (09/20/2012) [-]
**JohnTheRipper rolls 609,690,279** FOUND THIS GEM!!!!!!!!
User avatar #55 - ompalomper (09/20/2012) [-]
**ompalomper rolls 1,574**

FOUND THIS GEM!
#43 - pinklysmoothlives (09/20/2012) [-]
**pinklysmoothlives rolls 772**

FOUND THIS GEM!
#40 - derpismaherpis (09/20/2012) [-]
#6 - I personally would love this! 09/19/2012 on My Fridge 0
#2 - C#? 09/19/2012 on Motherfucker fb (1) +1
#16 - Seriously was the guy with red text 5 years old? 09/19/2012 on Facebook (2) +1
#62 - Batman was Peter Parker the whole time!??!?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Amazing +24
#77 - drewsky (09/19/2012) [-]
You mean to tell me that Bruce Wayne is ACTUALLY Thor???
#427 - epicguynumberfive (09/20/2012) [-]
WHAT TONY STARK IS CATWOMAN
#9 - THE NIMBUS BLUE WAFFLES!?!? 09/19/2012 on don't stole my Broom for... +4
#1 - My brain just thinks of masturbation... 09/18/2012 on Fuck You Brain +1
#119 - No one is forcing you to, as a consumer you are the one making…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Lolz 0
User avatar #122 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
Even on steam certain games, if they know they can milk it for money, costs $59.99 over the standard $49.99.

Although, I have to admit, there are a ton of down sides to downloading games. (Hard drive errors like bad sectors, no money back if you don't like it, DRM, download times can be long if you have slow internet, ect.) Then again both have their downsides, really.
#116 - I have no idea why I wrote "Games" in singular so ma… 09/18/2012 on Lolz 0
#115 - I have minecraft and had for over a year now, and it's one of …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Lolz 0
User avatar #117 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm trying to say that I'd rather not spend the $60, when I can almost literally get 6 different games out of it instead of one.
User avatar #119 - unknownvsthirteen (09/18/2012) [-]
No one is forcing you to, as a consumer you are the one making the choice whether or not to buy these games. The reason CODs cost $60 instead of let's say $30 is because publishing these games onto discs costs a lot of money. Consoles for some retarded don't really offer downloadable games as much as steam, where BLACK OPS 2 costs 29.99 instead of 59.99. Though I mainly game on a Console, I sometimes really despise it for this

If the downloadable games were mandatory on consoles it would make most games cheaper and everyone happier.
User avatar #122 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
Even on steam certain games, if they know they can milk it for money, costs $59.99 over the standard $49.99.

Although, I have to admit, there are a ton of down sides to downloading games. (Hard drive errors like bad sectors, no money back if you don't like it, DRM, download times can be long if you have slow internet, ect.) Then again both have their downsides, really.
User avatar #116 - unknownvsthirteen (09/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea why I wrote "Games" in singular so many times but I feel like had to correct myself.

GAMES*
#107 - -New story line/Continuation of story line -Multiplayer wi…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Lolz -1
#113 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
Please go on defending the newest CoD game and the fact that the price is always incredibly high. MW2, a game that is 3 years old, is $20. With DLC it's $50 all together.

Meanwhile there's fucking epic indie games that costs considerably less with 12x the fun.
I've clocked in over 800+ hours on minecraft and over 20+ hours on Overgrowth. Both costs roughly around $45-$50.

Now, you tell me which is better.
Multiple games that are continually updated for less that have amazing replay value or...
One game that looses it's fun because of all the online hackers, no replay value after you quit online, and short campaign for more money...
User avatar #115 - unknownvsthirteen (09/18/2012) [-]
I have minecraft and had for over a year now, and it's one of the best game ever, but did you hear me say anything about any other game?

If you want me to start comparing COD to other games then what is stopping me from comparing to Madden, NBA, Mario Kart, or Fifa?


There are people out there that are willing to pay full price for these game EVERY time there is a new release, and just because I'm not one of those people it doesn't mean that I have to hate and bash these games. And I don't do that...


Everyone has their opinion
User avatar #117 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
I'm trying to say that I'd rather not spend the $60, when I can almost literally get 6 different games out of it instead of one.
User avatar #119 - unknownvsthirteen (09/18/2012) [-]
No one is forcing you to, as a consumer you are the one making the choice whether or not to buy these games. The reason CODs cost $60 instead of let's say $30 is because publishing these games onto discs costs a lot of money. Consoles for some retarded don't really offer downloadable games as much as steam, where BLACK OPS 2 costs 29.99 instead of 59.99. Though I mainly game on a Console, I sometimes really despise it for this

If the downloadable games were mandatory on consoles it would make most games cheaper and everyone happier.
User avatar #122 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
Even on steam certain games, if they know they can milk it for money, costs $59.99 over the standard $49.99.

Although, I have to admit, there are a ton of down sides to downloading games. (Hard drive errors like bad sectors, no money back if you don't like it, DRM, download times can be long if you have slow internet, ect.) Then again both have their downsides, really.
User avatar #116 - unknownvsthirteen (09/18/2012) [-]
I have no idea why I wrote "Games" in singular so many times but I feel like had to correct myself.

GAMES*
User avatar #114 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
(That $45-$50 is the price of Minecraft AND Overgrowth together, btw.)
#105 - Really, what is the point even having a discussion on here? I …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2012 on Lolz +6
User avatar #227 - skullzero (09/18/2012) [-]
Wow 2 million suckers in 24 hours? I honestly think apple is still in it for the lulz. They have got to be trolling anyone.
User avatar #111 - Nameloc (09/18/2012) [-]
Pointing out something on the iOS6 part;
Not all devices are getting it. In fact for the entire line of 3rd gen iTouches stopped getting updates after 4.2.
After some time Apple stops giving a fuck about updating a device so you have to buy a newer one to get the upgraded iOS to download more apps.
#30 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us! 09/17/2012 on unknownvsthirteen's profile 0
#19 - NVM just googled it. 2./10 09/17/2012 on Unhappy Queen -1
#18 - SAUCE of pics, anyone?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Unhappy Queen -1
User avatar #19 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
NVM just googled it. 2./10
#343 - Is that KSI?!?!?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Emma Watson Dancing 0
User avatar #345 - barkhorn (09/17/2012) [-]
Yeah it sure is
#40 - I be he gets the flue all the time... Imagine if he sneezed th… 09/16/2012 on Hipsters 0
#26 - I didn't mean it like an insult, It was just a remark. For exa… 09/16/2012 on How iPhone Users See the... -4
#17 - Go back to Reddit where the gay , Atheist, Democrats go crazy…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2012 on How iPhone Users See the... -9
User avatar #21 - RandomAnonGuy (09/16/2012) [-]
"gay, Atheist, Democrats"
You say all that like it's an insult...
Fabulous.jpg
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (09/16/2012) [-]
I didn't mean it like an insult, It was just a remark. For example if I call you caucasian would you be offended? (Assuming you are)
#184 - That will be perfect for those long FJ Comps! 09/16/2012 on iPhone 5 humour +7
#455 - Have a nice day 09/14/2012 on ganjalff's profile 0
#447 - MOTHER **** 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims 0
#446 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 4**  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims 0
#452 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #447 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
MOTHER FUCK
#426 - Okay, we should each roll 1 number and see if we can get roll …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims +1
User avatar #435 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
but we already got double dubbs with what we have know. do you really want to risk it?
#433 - kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-]
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #438 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
**rustyspunktube rolls 6** OK HERE I GO
User avatar #446 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4**
#452 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #447 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
MOTHER FUCK
#443 - kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-]
Another six?


Something is after you sir O___________O
#411 - **unknownvsthirteen rolls 06**  [+] (9 new replies) 09/14/2012 on christains and muslims +4
User avatar #417 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
well what do we do know?
User avatar #426 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
Okay, we should each roll 1 number and see if we can get roll the same number, thus making DUBS!
User avatar #435 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
but we already got double dubbs with what we have know. do you really want to risk it?
#433 - kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-]
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #438 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
**rustyspunktube rolls 6** OK HERE I GO
User avatar #446 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4**
#452 - rustyspunktube (09/14/2012) [-]
User avatar #447 - unknownvsthirteen (09/14/2012) [-]
MOTHER FUCK
#443 - kingredeaded (09/14/2012) [-]
Another six?


Something is after you sir O___________O
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User avatar #47 - unknownvsthirteen (03/27/2014) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,592** 201quad?
User avatar #46 - unknownvsthirteen (08/24/2013) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,742** it's about time now
User avatar #45 - unknownvsthirteen (12/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,211** hmmm
User avatar #44 - unknownvsthirteen (11/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,164** come on man
User avatar #43 - unknownvsthirteen (11/03/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 9,838** come fourth my quads
User avatar #42 - unknownvsthirteen (10/15/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,378** Is it time?
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User avatar #34 to #33 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
Ill give you anything but people
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User avatar #38 to #37 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
just send me a trade invite for whatever you want, besides people
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User avatar #40 to #39 - unknownvsthirteen (10/06/2012) [-]
It's done
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User avatar #32 - unknownvsthirteen (10/04/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,283** Perry?
User avatar #31 - unknownvsthirteen (09/24/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 5,408** brighten my day please
User avatar #30 - unknownvsthirteen (09/17/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,369** the age of quads is upon us!
User avatar #29 - unknownvsthirteen (09/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 8,329** just quad me already
User avatar #28 - unknownvsthirteen (08/25/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 4,527** May the quad be with you
User avatar #27 - unknownvsthirteen (08/14/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,973** black ops 2 DUADROTOR
User avatar #26 - unknownvsthirteen (08/09/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 1,941** quadzilla
User avatar #25 - unknownvsthirteen (07/29/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 6,149** time for a quad yet?
User avatar #15 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
** *********** rolls 99** **** reddit
User avatar #16 to #15 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
I dont care much for reddit. Nice dubs bro
User avatar #17 to #16 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If only I had used these dubs for good instead of evil.
User avatar #18 to #17 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
The dubs council won't be happy about this. I suggest you leave town for a couple of days. Lay low
User avatar #19 to #18 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
I suppose you are right. They gave me a warning already. Do you think they'll come find you to interrogate you?
User avatar #20 to #19 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
There are already at my front door. I am going to have to kill them and go to a safe-house only 2 hours from here. I am going to delete my history and dispose of this computer as soon as possible. Dont say a word about me. YOU got me into this mess
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
If you hadn't said anything to the councilmen then this wouldn't have happened. But you opened your big mouth about it so you accept the consequences. I'm leaving now. You will not be hearing from me in a few days. Don't try to find me because you will fail. Dispose of the bodies properly. I don't want the dubs council to find you and get to me. If they do, you will have to pay for this.
User avatar #22 to #21 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
They're dog food now, my friend has a giant wood chipper, and the remains are in a river.

Aren't you tired of the council belittling all the loyal members? I was once a respected member until I used my powers to summon trips for personal reasons and they banished like a total outcast. Needless to say I wasn't happy about this. After no time at all I had a secret society of my own, where our powers mattered. We helped people. We didnt brainlessly follow orders from above. At this time it was 20 of us and we were confident enough to face the council to peacefully announce an alliance. We arranged a meeting to discuss this alliance, but it was a trap. 100 men from the council showed up , to kill us. All my men were dead. but so were theirs. I was the only survivor and ever since the council has sent many bounty hunters after me but all were later found decapitated in their houses.


I was in hiding all this time and I forgot all about the council. I live a new life now. A simple life, with a simple job, but then YOU came along and the council has found me.



Im not sure if you work for the council or not but I dont want any trouble. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you leave me alone now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsOJnigguh (07/17/2012) [-]
You ignorant fool. Why would you try to get trips for your own personal use? That's just insane. It wasn't their fault for banning you, you had it coming. Your secret society wasn't going to last against the council. They have millions of people to back them up. They have been around for years. I admire your courage to stand up for what you believe in but at what cost? Those men died in vain and all thanks to you. You fool, don't you understand that the council is everywhere?

I didn't mean for all this to happen, I was set up. I didn't mean for any of this to happen. Some men showed up to my house and told me that if I didn't roll dubs that they were going to kill my family. I didn't want that to happen.

I don't work for anyone, I've been trying to escape this god-forsaken place for years without any luck. Have you heard about that place north of here where they help you escape? I think that we should head there soon to avoid being caught by the council. We cannot fight them back. The only thing we can do is escape.
User avatar #24 to #23 - unknownvsthirteen (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh how I wish I could undo my actions. I WAS YOUNG, I WAS A FOOL! What was I thinking summoning trips. Only the GREAT ONE is allowed to summon the trips at will.
The horrible look on my followers faces haunt me to this day. I was insulted, I felt alone, all I could think about was vengeance. Now I am old news, no longer a threat to the council. But I wont back down. The GREAT ONE might come back one day. I must escape, I must do my research to find the GREAT ONE, because he's the hero that our world deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll forget about him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the GREAT ONE".
User avatar #12 - unknownvsthirteen (06/28/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 2,513** Fiva la quad
User avatar #11 - unknownvsthirteen (06/16/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,717** Quad, please come fourth
User avatar #10 - unknownvsthirteen (06/06/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,101** Hmm quad the third
User avatar #9 - unknownvsthirteen (05/20/2012) [-]
**unknownvsthirteen rolls 0,671** weekly quad attempt #2
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