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latest user's comments

#28 - They've never seen one. 28 minutes ago on Debbie Downer +1
#72 - Also related ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!… 40 minutes ago on title goes here 0
#71 - I have a related story. >15, few years ago >…  [+] (1 new reply) 40 minutes ago on title goes here +1
User avatar #72 - unfairlybanned (40 minutes ago) [-]
Also related

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the complete truth

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!
The world has to know about this!!!!!
#225 - Oh damn that was great My sides have achieved orbit. 46 minutes ago on Video removed from YT for... 0
#179 - signpony did a request from me, so theres that. 58 minutes ago on You're not a sad pepe 0
#823 - **unfairlybanned used "*roll 1, 0-999*"** **unfairlybanned … 5 hours ago on Steam game giveaway 0
#128 - That's better.  [+] (1 new reply) 5 hours ago on Addyblock Comp 0
#129 - signpony (5 hours ago) [-]
#122 - How long would it take for someone to put dickbutt on the sign…  [+] (3 new replies) 5 hours ago on Addyblock Comp 0
#124 - signpony (5 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #128 - unfairlybanned (5 hours ago) [-]
That's better.
#129 - signpony (5 hours ago) [-]
#457 - I have Blue Eyes White Pepe. 10 hours ago on Beat ADDY's autism contest 0
#282 - Just thinking about posting that. What? Why is it rai… 05/26/2015 on Touching story +1


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#15 - sewallman ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
Sorry for the wait, I'll get it sent over to you right away.
User avatar #16 to #15 - sewallman ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
**** , add me on steam, my username is "sewallman"
User avatar #17 to #16 - unfairlybanned (11/08/2014) [-]
username "draiu"
User avatar #18 to #17 - unfairlybanned (11/08/2014) [-]
Should be added
User avatar #9 - sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Hey man, I have the **** pending. Tell me how you'd like to be paid and **** , and as soon as it goes through I'll ****** lift it over.
User avatar #11 to #9 - unfairlybanned (10/31/2014) [-]
I was thinking through a steam game, but the good ones are like $10+

I am conflicted.
User avatar #12 to #11 - sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
I have like $0.90 on my steam. I can purchase a $10 game and gift it over to you. Find a game that's on sale, and you'll be happier than a hermit.
User avatar #13 to #12 - unfairlybanned (10/31/2014) [-]
Goat simulator. Been wanting to get it for ages.
User avatar #14 to #13 - sewallman ONLINE (10/31/2014) [-]
Add me on steam. When it clears into my paypal I'll buy it.
#10 to #9 - sewallman ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #6 - tfwigetbanned (07/31/2014) [-]
dude you have a pretty similar name.
User avatar #7 to #6 - unfairlybanned (07/31/2014) [-]
Brothers before wenches.
User avatar #4 - drynix (07/28/2014) [-]
Stop using that pic, it has too much power. You always roll dubs with it. it's for your own good
User avatar #5 to #4 - unfairlybanned (07/28/2014) [-]
No. Nobody knew who I was until I put on the pic.
User avatar #3 - Byte ONLINE (06/25/2014) [-]
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
And I nearly died on my cock
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