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#59 - "Global Warming" 01/12/2013 on Denim deficit.... +4
#137 - This is a classic case of the tea pot calling the kettle a …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2013 on DMX +6
#141 - erawrozar (01/12/2013) [-]
#139 - Meh, I find this in better taste than snap-back "Obey&quo…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/11/2013 on Sonic +7
User avatar #148 - steamloler (01/11/2013) [-]
Actually snapbacks are great hats, the companies dont have to worry abouy special fitting a hat and can make one standard size that multiple people will buy,

I buy snap backs because i like to grow my hair out over the winter and vuzz it in the summer, this saves me the trouble of having to buy two hats.
User avatar #161 - melonwaffle (01/11/2013) [-]
You probably can't hear me with your over priced beats headphones and your diamond co. necklace shoved up your anus
User avatar #189 - steamloler (01/11/2013) [-]
cant hear you what? you didnt say anything fucking idiot
User avatar #182 - oddninja (01/11/2013) [-]
i used to like diamond streatwear because it useed to be good now its been reduced to what it is now my brother went to school with bobby hundreds and introduced me to those clothes
#155 - hoolajoob (01/11/2013) [-]
you probably cant hear me over the great sense of style you have but wtf thats dumb
User avatar #188 - steamloler (01/11/2013) [-]
Hows that dumb? it has nothing to do with style, in the winter hair keeps my head warm and i shave it in the summer to keep cool?

Jump off the band wagon and think abhout shit for yourself
#263 - hoolajoob (01/11/2013) [-]
im not on the bandwagon, if youre gonna wear a hat, dont wear a snapback lol
User avatar #273 - steamloler (01/12/2013) [-]
Simply tell me why and ill stop wearing them whats so bad about them? Give me a legit reasoning with logic behind it
#100 - MFW everytime I see her I am reminded that Peter Campbell is retarded. 01/11/2013 on Heaven +1
#99 - Comment deleted 01/11/2013 on Heaven 0
#98 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2013 on Heaven 0
#99 - underwaterbasket has deleted their comment.
#114 - >Implying genetics isn't the cause of this >Implying…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on So true +15
#141 - AnonymousDonor (01/10/2013) [-]
when you imply

you make an imp out of L and Y
User avatar #119 - ghosttrainhaze (01/10/2013) [-]
Ever see a vegetarian not look like shit when they're 50? We're meant to have meats in our diet.
#96 - CLEANSE... PURGE... KILL.  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Well shit... -43
#172 - captfuckhead (01/09/2013) [-]
#153 - quentintin (01/09/2013) [-]
#151 - kyletr (01/09/2013) [-]
Join us! Papa Nurgle will love and tolerate you too.
#141 - soarinxdashie (01/09/2013) [-]
#130 - Mesmus (01/09/2013) [-]
#128 - whatevermanitslike (01/09/2013) [-]
#124 - santapony (01/09/2013) [-]
#112 - alucord (01/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #102 - bigbaddrag (01/09/2013) [-]
just so you know, people like you are just as bad as ponyfags
#99 - Kanoah (01/09/2013) [-]
#98 - frenchtoastdude (01/09/2013) [-]
#117 - giinthir (01/09/2013) [-]
#114 - "Plot" 01/07/2013 on bucket +5
#192 - Countries all hold reserve notes from from another. In reality… 01/06/2013 on Trillion Explained 0
#47 - Comment deleted 01/06/2013 on Catwoman 0
#85 - What the **** did you just ******* say about me,…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2013 on Asian driving -13
#87 - John Cena (01/06/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#116 - Though you are a faggot for re-captioning a T.V. Series I woul… 01/05/2013 on She wants it. +6
#63 - "Its OK, I have my... BAT CREDIT CARD"  [+] (1 new reply) 01/02/2013 on Fuck. +5
#70 - scarytown (01/02/2013) [-]
AHAHAHAHAAAA!!! That part was SO corny!!
#8 - 4Chan reposted from Memebase... well, that just happened. 12/28/2012 on *insert story spoiler here* -3
#58 - Smells a helluvalot like /r9k/ in here of late... feel threads…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Today's World +1
#73 - swagbot (12/28/2012) [-]
Sorry for the stalkerposts, but I read this a few hours ago and it's been in my head since; this... is a damn-good comic.

The girl's diatribe at the end is the best-written explanation of a "girl's-side-of-the-beta-sad-friendzone rebuttal" i have yet read on this site, and as such it has advanced the discussion I've been having with myself about this subject:

To repay the favor, here are some things i noticed in that post;
- I think I, as well as a lot of other 'nerdy, introverted' guys, want a relationship of a certain quality with a girl.
- Thus, the conflict like in the comic happens because;
1. Guys (in their youth) aren't able to reconcile the stuff that they feel is interesting in video games, manga etc. with ACTUALLY DOING COOL STUFF in the real world.
2. Thus, they never appear as alphas to the girls they are interested in.
3. Thus, the girls start getting to the 'crush/dating' age, and start picking out the assholes.
4. And then, the guys see this, and start doubting the quality of the girls they were interested in in the first place.
5. Then, the conflict like in the comic ensues.

Sorry for over-intellectualizing this, but I have found that the first step to solving ANY problem is understanding its structure and source. I don't like leaving these posts in the murky area of "Oh that gave me a feel.' Most adults don't realize this, but the nerdy-guy-never-gets-the-girl problem described in your comic is actually indicative of a serious societal problem (step 1 in my progression). I think it is preparing our generation for dangerous familial malfunction as we grow into our middle age and assume responsibility for the world...
User avatar #70 - colossusshadow (12/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, I guess r9k has just been infecting fj.
Tis a horrible time indeed
#59 - John Cena (12/28/2012) [-]
seen two of your comments.

somebody's depressed tonight.
#60 - swagbot (12/28/2012) [-]
#136 - Yup...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2012 on Dat childhood feel +7
#162 - siq (12/28/2012) [-]
Why did you have to post this, man?
#150 - acidreign (12/28/2012) [-]
well fuck. You just summed up the cause of my depression.
#151 - supermandan (12/28/2012) [-]
Here, take this image.
I use it often.
#171 - .... Is OP really whining about whiners? 12/27/2012 on TRUTH +3
#78 - Looks a bit like Cersei Lannister ...'s getting ready for summer :D 12/27/2012 on Kissies -1
#86 - Yup. Its official, Tentacles are Mr. Talent. 12/27/2012 on Nice Try, Hentai +7
#41 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Generic title -4
User avatar #42 - evilpotato (12/27/2012) [-]
Why must you save a thumbnail?
#226 - .... Wow, someone bothered to screen cap the George Lopez show.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on tiny +10
User avatar #269 - andrewjla (12/27/2012) [-]
several months ago...
#206 - Smells a helluva a lot like white knight in here... 12/25/2012 on Daddy Issues 0
#204 - Yup, us Americans need good ol' European values.  [+] (14 new replies) 12/21/2012 on CNN -6
User avatar #235 - mcrubxpcod (12/21/2012) [-]
Exception, and not the rule.
#212 - rosservelt (12/21/2012) [-]
The difference is that mass shootings are a rare occurrence in Europe, not something that seems to happen at least 4 times a year......
#215 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
Right. You get mass riots and people beaten to death over sports instead. Good job.
#216 - rosservelt (12/21/2012) [-]
Can i have an example?
#217 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
Greece. I'd post one of those fun "riot in the streets" pictures, but I can't post pictures yet.
#221 - mackigol (12/21/2012) [-]
Nothing to do with sports and very few people died.
User avatar #220 - rosservelt (12/21/2012) [-]
In fact just did a little research myself and the death toll from the Greek riots amounted to 5...... so on gunman in America can manage to more triple the death count of entire country over 2 years in just one day, i'm sorry but i'd much rather have mass riots than whatever shits happening in America....
#218 - rosservelt (12/21/2012) [-]
Fair enough, but the difference is that those people are extremely angry and frustrated with their government for the huge austerity measures they're putting the country through, it didn't just happen because one guy with a gun decided he wanted to kill a load of people....
#222 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
I guess those eighty five people killed in Norway in July at that boy's youth camp weren't real people then, huh?
User avatar #234 - serotonin (12/21/2012) [-]
Big difference is reason why shooting in Norway happened and why American shootings happen.
Norway: He fought what he belives to be enemy of his nation
America: LOL I am Joker, People bullied me at school, mother never loved me...
#288 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
People are dead. Stop pretending that the logic of the psychopath was better in Europe because Europe.
User avatar #223 - rosservelt (12/21/2012) [-]
I thought we were talking about Greece....... and i already talked about that in the first comment i posted on this
#289 - lordraine (12/21/2012) [-]
You're the one who said Europe. Then you asked for examples. Last time I checked, Greece and Norway are both part of Europe (or at least, Norway is associated with it through the Union).

Grow up. Seriously. It doesn't matter where they're from, politicians are politicians, and crazy people will be crazy people. "Look at America, it's so terrible, some guy killed a dozen people." And some guy in Norway blew up eighty five. Access to guns, or social welfare, or foreign policy, or whatever it is that you think makes X better than Y, is not what causes psychopaths to go on a killing spree. It's the psychopath that causes that. And when they want to do it, if they can't get the weapons, they'll make them.

Pretending that these children are dead because "dur americunt" isn't just grossly inaccurate, it's an insult to the memory of those children. Stop using tragedies to soapbox about your political views.

Yes. Opinion. No, I'm not clicking the anonymous button.
User avatar #307 - rosservelt (12/22/2012) [-]
I'm simply stating that these events happen a lot more regularly in America, that's a fact.... There's got to be a reason for that. Now i'm gonna say this real straight forward so you can't twist it into something it's not. You said it's the psychopath that causes these tragedies not guns or social welfare etc. Then explain to me why the number of mass killings in America is so much dam higher in the past past few years than in Europe. By you're own logic that just means that they're are more psychopaths in America. WHICH I DON'T THINK IS TRUE
I'm not pretending that Europe is some Utopia, if you could get a gun as easy as you can in America here then yes the psychopaths that i know are in Europe would surface and probably act on their impulses. But it;s not as easy which is why it occurs so much less here.
I don't see why you have to say grow up btw, i never get it when people do. You're getting annoyed over what i see as just a pretty standard debate so throw an insult at me to make it look like i said something immature or idiotic. Just because someone thinks differently to you doesn't mean they need to grow up....
#29 - Oh ya? Well what does their country's freedom index look like …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Poor Pedro 0
#67 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
#42 - lordbyronxiv (12/19/2012) [-]
dont listen to him Lincoln!! FEERRHDOM
User avatar #39 - datargumme (12/19/2012) [-]
USA is 47th in press freedom.
USA is 19th in democratic freedom.
And 10th in economic freedom.

The scandinavian countries are the leading in most of the freedom index.
#61 - jakols (12/19/2012) [-]
The government knows what we will do if they try to even remotely suppress our freedom.
then we'll take it back... viking style
#34 - John Cena (12/19/2012) [-]
Holland > USA
This is in aspect of freedom, dept and human + social rights
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