first of all, it's spelt jokexplain (both parts of the compound word share the e)

secondly, a common conversation among skillers in the game runescape goes as such:
person 1: "[skill] level"
person 2: "my [skill] level is X"
person 3: "nice"

the closer your level is to 99, the more "nice" responses you'll get

I'm also going to add:
person 3 is can be person 1 or anyone else in the area
and all the nices are usually followed up by a ty thank you and, in rare occasions, a yw you're welcome
maybe I'll make a runescapexplain, these people need to know proper etiquette damn it!

If you do, you can call on me for any lore questions.

nah I won't, but maybe you should if you're that confident.

Honestly all I know from the lore is saradomin is a cool guy, although makes mortal mistakes like anyone else (new black knight quest), zamorak is the biggest douche of them all, runescape's world name is "Gielinor" and is so stupid it hurts to pronounce, there's also armadyl and guthix but no one cares about those two...except during the tuska raid where everyone decided to go godless. My theory is everyone who plays runescape is an angsty weeaboo and when the term "godless" (aetheist) showed up they jumped right on

Zamorak isn't a douche though. He just believes that stagnancy is bad.

Biggest douche was Bandos, who believed that might makes right and waged war for his own entertainment.

And Godless are actually really unpopular. Biggest faction are the Zarosians.

alright here's a challenge for you:
tell me everything you know about saradomin.
And I mean EVERYTHING
including symbols representing him, items assosiated with him, do this and...I'll give you a green thumb

Saradomin is the sole ruler of New Domina, while on Gielinor he is officially followed by the kingdoms of Asgarnia and Kandarin, while Saradominism is the most followed religion in the neutral Misthalin.

Organizations following him are:
The White Knights
The Temple Knights
The Monastery of Saradomin (Edgeville Monastery)
The Ardougne Monastry
The Monks of Entrana
The Abbey of St. Elspeth Citharede
The Wizard's Tower

A notable individual following him not affiliated with any of the above is General Zilyana, his general from the God Wars who was frozen in ice in the Temple of Lost Ancients just south of Ghorrock.

Items affiliated with him are the items affiliated with any of the above and his previous armies, in addition to:
Saradomin's Murmur; medallions deliberately left to be stolen by Kree'Arra to mislead and spy on his forces during the God Wars.
Saradomin's Whisper; medallions deliberately left to be stolen by Graardor to mislead and spy on his forces during the God Wars.
Saradomin's Hiss; medallions deliberately left to be stolen by K'rill Tsutsaroth to mislead and spy on his forces during the God Wars.

jesus this type of lore revivals bethesda and their endless, in depth, nonsense. have a bunch of greenies then friend, and may saradomin embrace you in his loving...embrace

He was born on Terragard, home of the humans, and somehow came upon the Crown Archival, one of the elder artifacts, and ascended to godhood.

He then left Terragard and discovered New Domina and the Icyene that lived there. He ruled with an iron fist, quelling anyone that spoke against him, like Garlandia whose wings he tore off and left for dead in the wilderness of New Domina's harsh winters.

He came upon Gielinor at some point during the 1st age, setting foot first at the island of Entrana, but constructed the settlement much further in Hallowvale, the land which is now known as Morytania.
Come the second age, Saradomin was approached by Zaros who seeked to make him his envoy, but Saradomin's belief in himself as the one true god and a black and white of good and evil lead conflicted too much with this, so they decided to agree to disagree.

Hallowvale, though officially at peace with Zaros' lands of Forinthry, had plenty of friction with them at the borders, and had their area pushed back from Silvarea far all the way to the far ends of Humblethorn (today's Mort Myre).
Saradomin personally was dissatisfied with how happy the villages annexed by Forinthry were, and accused Zaros of brainwashing.
When Zaros was eventually subject to a Coup d'Etát by his supreme general Zamorak, who was swiftly whisked away by his allied demon to fulfill his end of a bargain, Saradomin was one of the first to arrive at the scene and proclaimed Zaros' "death" his work and claimed the Stone of Jas, another elder artifact that Zamorak had been using, naming it the Eye of Saradomin.

Now the third age, Saradomin picked at the remains of Forinthry like a vulture, claiming its capital, Senntisten, wherein he attempted to destroy all traces of Zarosianism and renamed the city Saranthium.
Eventually Zamorak returned, now a god from having absorbed large amounts of Zaros energy, and the two started fighting over what remained of Forinthry, committing genocide upon the Zarosians. By cooperating with Zamorak, the two's armies barely managed to capture Azzanadra, Zaros' high priest, in the pyramid Jaoldracht by sealing his body inside and diving his soul amongst four diamonds.
At the same time, one of Zamorak's generals; Lowerniel Drakan, and his army of vampyres invaded Hallowvale, conquering it completely.

With the Zarosians defeated, Saradomin sought the assistance of Armadyl and Bandos and waged war on Zamorak. The three attempted to construct a god sword with the aid of the masterful artistry of Armadyl's precious Aviansie, but due to Bandos' constant switching sides to prolong the war, the effort was vain and filled with treachery, with Saradomin even misleading Armadyl and stealing his bow.

Eventually Zamorak managed to reclaim the Stone of Jas, and due to the power he wielded with it, ensure Bandos siding against him.
Now allied for the rest of the war, the three other gods pushed him back into the northern areas of Forinthry, culminating in a last showdown where Saradomin's hostility pushed Zamorak to use the Stone's power in an attack as a final attack, scorching the land and creating what is today known as the wilderness.
This awakened Guthix, who upon seeing the damage done banished all gods from Gielinor.

Then as two ages pass and Guthix' death prompts the start of the sixth age, Saradomin is the first god to return, immediately facing the newly appointed world guardian in discussion over.
Then as Zamorak returns, Saradomin immediately attacks him, starting the Battle of Lumbridge over the remains of Guthix power and eventually winning.

Character count low, continuing next post.

Then he seeks the aid of the World Guardian, as well as the Temple Knight sir Owen Sonde to reclaim the Wand of Resurrection, the last trace of the centaur race he drove the extinction with his wars, now in the hands of a Zamorakian extremist. He lashes out in rage against the world guardian if denied the wand, and proves his guilt in its eyes by improperly resurrecting sir Owen.
A group of monks being killed by crystal-tipped weaponry prompts his anger against Seren, an invitation to face her proves this to be a trick by Sliske to gather the gods in a meeting in which Sliske proclaims that he might be a god after killing Guthix, and declaring a challenge where whoever kills the most gods before the next solar eclipse wins the Stone of Jas. Saradomin acts characteristically prideful during this meeting.

Also forgot to mention, before discovering Gielinor, Saradomin discovered Naragun, Guthix' home planet. In an attempt at claiming it, he demanded a village of Naragi follow him. Upon their continued refusal he slaughtered them. He was followed by the bestial goddess Tuska, who again was being hunted by Skargaroth, and left upon their arrival.


The symbol of Saradominism, the tapered star/cross, is derived from the design of the Crown Archival. Its colors, gold and white are also derived from the Crown Archival, while the light blue is derived from the color Saradomin's skin took upon ascending.

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