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#229 - Oh yeah man, because everyone who's anyone knows every single … 01/13/2016 on Jennifer Lawrence is a bitch +6
#5 - The third panel didn't read "Then there'…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on Star Wars 7 +7
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#23 - logiblack (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm with you brother.

As a non-native speaker I've heard this rap more often than the original version.
So whenever I see those lines I can't not think of it.
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#7 - mondominiman (01/08/2016) [-]
I remember that from albino black sheep all those years back
#10 - Picture 01/08/2016 on theyre creepy and theyre kooky +37
#15 - Picture 01/03/2016 on jesus-kun +8
#67 - Still good. 12/30/2015 on 100% lewd 0
#8 - I guess... we'll never know. 12/21/2015 on Hacked classroom +1
#4 - The full video shows them reacting to it and the teacher calli…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/20/2015 on Hacked classroom +36
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#23 - ilovemyguns (12/21/2015) [-]
Dude, the weren't even laughing or smiling.
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#5 - ilovemyguns (12/20/2015) [-]
I still don't think their reactions were enough to warrant them hearing it. Can you imagine your high school class hearing about niggers? I bet they'd flip their shit. These kids danced to something for a moment. I think a light came on showing it was activated like a webcam, but that's it.
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#21 - malvolio (12/21/2015) [-]
In the full video he controls the camera with the directional pad on the left hand side. Also what ilovemyguns said. It's real. The kids probably wouldn't go that crazy as they're normies, its very racist, the teachers right there, and there's a black guy in the class.
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#6 - ilovemyguns (12/20/2015) [-]
I think the dancing was just to be silly though. Not because of music.
#8 - underporches (12/21/2015) [-]
I guess... we'll never know.
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#6 - lobselvith (12/14/2015) [-]
Do you also recognize and appreciate my username? If not, you're a blasphemiest and not worth my time.

Just kidding, thank you. I'm a huge fan of Silent Hill, in case you couldn't already tell.
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User avatar #27 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-]
Draw me pictures pls.
User avatar #28 to #27 - underporches (05/21/2015) [-]
Whatcha want, friend?
User avatar #29 to #28 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-]
I need LoK pictures

Do you take requests?
User avatar #30 to #29 - underporches (05/21/2015) [-]
My style (read: lack of general talent) doesn't really lend itself to LoK, but I'll try to scribble something out.
User avatar #31 to #30 - murrlogic (05/21/2015) [-]
I'll give you a simple project

Draw a picture of Asami smoking a Cigar.
User avatar #26 - norkasthesecond (04/13/2015) [-]
legends say you can find him under your porch...
the only way to lure him out is to take a gif from the simpsons and say...
"underporches underporches underporches, give me the sauce underporches"
User avatar #22 - assdoreponyfucker (08/05/2014) [-]
what episode is it from
User avatar #23 to #22 - underporches (08/05/2014) [-]
What episode is what from?
User avatar #24 to #23 - assdoreponyfucker (08/05/2014) [-]
forgot to post it, but the gif you use when giving sauces
User avatar #25 to #24 - underporches (08/07/2014) [-]
Season 5, episode 11; "Homer the Vigilante"
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User avatar #20 - sorenlolz (07/29/2014) [-]
GTA San Andreas - Keep up, motherfucker!
User avatar #17 - tigasingy (07/20/2014) [-]
sauce on your avatar gif?
#18 to #17 - underporches (07/20/2014) [-]
Season 8, episode 9; "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
Season 8, episode 9; "El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer)"
User avatar #19 to #18 - tigasingy (07/20/2014) [-]
thanks guy
User avatar #16 - samoaspider (07/18/2014) [-]
keep being awesome!
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#14 - olizandri (07/09/2014) [-]
i like what you do. keep doing it.
User avatar #9 - zaxzwim (07/08/2014) [-]
do you happen to know what episode it is at the start when Kang and Kodos speed up the baseball game and end up sucking up the universe?
User avatar #10 to #9 - underporches (07/08/2014) [-]
Sorry about the delay there! The episode is "Treehouse of Horror XVI," and it's the fourth episode of season seventeen.
User avatar #11 to #10 - zaxzwim (07/09/2014) [-]
thank you, and if i'm correct this is the only episode that you see gods face?
User avatar #12 to #11 - underporches (07/09/2014) [-]
That is entirely possible, and probably only because the Treehouse episodes are non-canon.
User avatar #13 to #12 - zaxzwim (07/09/2014) [-]
well if they were canon then it would be uch more messed up from what happens in them
#8 - anonymoose (07/06/2014) [-]
Do your thing!
User avatar #7 - kosmojunk (07/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, so much has changed since I last spent my time here last year
Is admin and the site safe now? Or is it still in danger of a shutdown! D:
User avatar #3 - rebby (06/21/2014) [-]
you seem rly good at knowing simpsons episodes
do you know all the episodes based around moe? like not the ones he just has a little bit in but hesa main character in at least one of the three acts?
kind of a dumb request and if not thats totally fine but i was just curious
i really like moe......
#4 to #3 - underporches (06/21/2014) [-]
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Moe_episodes   
   
Here ya go, friend, neatly compiled with image links to the episode descriptions.
simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Moe_episodes

Here ya go, friend, neatly compiled with image links to the episode descriptions.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rebby (06/22/2014) [-]
ahhh thank you so much!!
User avatar #6 to #5 - underporches (06/22/2014) [-]
No problem, glad to help!
#2 - elgrind (06/15/2014) [-]
You're a cool guy.
You're a cool guy.
User avatar #1 - girguy (06/14/2014) [-]
you're my ******* hero
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