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#27 - Picture 06/17/2013 on The D +2
#26 - Picture 06/17/2013 on The D 0
#31 - Clearly 06/15/2013 on Nothing is better than... 0
#28 - Why am I not surprised by this... 06/15/2013 on Nothing is better than... +3
#3 - Ramsay can show her what to do with it. 06/10/2013 on Oh hey look, a spoiler! +25
#40 - You sure about that? This dude cut Theons penis off, HIS PENIS!!!!!  [+] (14 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Joffrey you little shit +26
#73 - hurrdurka (06/10/2013) [-]
I thought in the books his penis gets flayed not cut off.
User avatar #80 - mintea (06/10/2013) [-]
Oh good god I hope not. It's one thing to flay his fingers. It's another to cut off his dick.
BUT JESUS CHRIST A FLAYED DICK. Can you even imagine?
#87 - hurrdurka (06/11/2013) [-]
Okay, I found out they flayed it then chopped it off.
User avatar #90 - mintea (06/11/2013) [-]
Well that makes sense, that usually happens. But...SWEET MOSES A FLAYED DICK.
User avatar #60 - trollchildxy (06/10/2013) [-]
Its only implied as I recall, same in the books.
User avatar #62 - mintea (06/10/2013) [-]
In the show it is only implied, but so heavily implied that it's undoubtedly true.
Example: The entire scene with the sausage in that gif.
User avatar #64 - trollchildxy (06/10/2013) [-]
True, but still only implied. Whereas poor varys explained the entire story of his... whats the verb form of eunuch? Eunuchification? No that just sounds retarded...

Anyways, Varys's penis fucking spoke to him.
User avatar #65 - mintea (06/10/2013) [-]
Yes, but Theon's father and sister saw his in a box. What else could it possibly be? Implied yes, (thankfully, I didn't want to see the dick cut off, I had enough of that in "Teeth") but implied to the point where it's off for certain.
User avatar #70 - trollchildxy (06/10/2013) [-]
his finger that got cut off.
User avatar #79 - mintea (06/10/2013) [-]
Why would his finger be "his favorite toy"?
Why would Ramsay be eating the sausage in mockery of his penis, if it was his finger? - Again, gif.
Why would Ramsay talk about a "phantom cock" if he had only cut off his dick?
Why would the camera focus on Theon's crotch at the mention of that?

Seriously dude, the list goes on. His cock is gone forever.
User avatar #88 - trollchildxy (06/11/2013) [-]
Well, in my defense I hadn't seen the finale yet.
User avatar #89 - mintea (06/11/2013) [-]
Ah. Well terribly sorry if I spoiled anything (however small.) I assumed you had seen it because of the comments.
User avatar #91 - trollchildxy (06/11/2013) [-]
Nah you didn't that scene with the sausage was fucking hilarious though. In a really a sad "Theon you're so pathetic" kind of way.
User avatar #92 - mintea (06/11/2013) [-]
The thing is, Ramsay is so damn hilarious I don't find myself caring about Theon at all. In the books I care, but I can't tell if Ramsay being funny is a good thing or not. Either way I love it.
#30 - 11. Build a blanket fort. 06/02/2013 on 10 Things You Have Maybe Done +5
#512 - I have no idea what's going on here..... 05/27/2013 on New Addiction +1
#26 - Never trust a ***** that eats roaches. 03/15/2013 on Tyler&mexicans -9
#64 - That's what roofies are for. 03/13/2013 on When You See It +4
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