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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2015 on blackened 0
#13 - anon (12/21/2015) [-]
<---- Answer
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#11 - fatsigurd (12/21/2015) [-]
a chinese drag queen
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#5 - hueman (12/21/2015) [-]
Judging by your picture, a blackened person too
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#2 - kapakapa (12/21/2015) [-]
*draquan
#1 - any excuse to post this video 12/21/2015 on Gandhi and Charlie Chaplin +1
#1 - Isn't Amy Schumer an actual rapist though?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2015 on liking tina fey makes you a... +2
#2 - the government DOES screen the refugees, you know... and keep …  [+] (9 new replies) 12/20/2015 on (untitled) 0
#6 - thamuz (12/21/2015) [-]
Well,remember,the shooter planned to do an attack sooner.

And,the FBI has also stated they don't have the means to properly screen and keep track of potential trouble makers.
#7 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
that's what they want you to think
#8 - thamuz (12/21/2015) [-]
I'm just gonna sit by and watch as the liberals let the world burn. I'll get some drinks and popcorn.

And once it's burned we can rebuild from the ashes.
#9 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
Nan, the world is fucked up and we're all going to ashes.
but i accepted it
#10 - thamuz (12/21/2015) [-]
Aliens should just invade us.

Oh. Wait. They already did to us and Europe..

Damnit. The outer space kind.
#11 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
Haha

yeah, can't be worse than it is now
#12 - thamuz (12/21/2015) [-]
Your picture sends conflicting messages. You do know want to love me sempai <3


It will be. Once the ragheads decide to go aloha snackbar again. It's just gonna keep them doing that,eventually people will get fed up with the shit and start voting their liberal mommies out of office for someone who's actually going to do the job.

I think that's why here in the States trump is doing so well compared to the rest of the GOP.
#13 - darknak (12/21/2015) [-]
No i mean, getting invaded by Ayy Lmaos can't be worse than our current situation
#14 - thamuz (12/21/2015) [-]
Well,they Aye Llamas can come take our retards right?

There's plenty of hose.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/20/2015 on That's oddly specific... +6
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#5 - evilkingganon (12/20/2015) [-]
Congrats youre a sayian
#12 - somedudewhatever (12/21/2015) [-]
What if I identify as a Super Saiyan?
#59 - There's quite a bit of psychological research that applies, pa… 12/20/2015 on Feminist can't answer her... +1
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#44 - zombinecia (12/20/2015) [-]
Is that a pipboy?
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#115 - itskennyandjosh (12/20/2015) [-]
You fucking motherfucker, i was expecting ear rape so i turned my sound waaay down and instead i got cute music
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#91 - moonlightkitties (12/20/2015) [-]
The last frame tho
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#65 - grayscreen (12/20/2015) [-]
That fucking picture in the last frame and the end got me.
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#3 - no, I'm Christian Bale  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2015 on Assholes. 0
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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Assholes. +1
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An Egyptian asshole?
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#3 - umbrage (12/19/2015) [-]
no, I'm Christian Bale
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#13 - Exactly. An organization or movement has to allow self-critici…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Feminist can't answer her... +2
#58 - terranrollerskates (12/20/2015) [-]
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**terranrollerskates rolled image**Ah, the problem I'd see stemming from that is that its a focus on the other, someone to blame, & single out, while the qualities of that madness remain undetected in others. It comes down to criticising the form of thinking they employ, because its ephemeral & pervasive, while at the same time something they embody. Those individuals can indeed be summarily defeated if they were dragged out onto the arenas of objective thinking & I daresay put under the lens of some fucking standards in public speaking. What influenced those people, & the expressions of their destructive faith in society is what then should be examined.

I'm Agnostic, not an Atheist, because of the personal conviction that weird shit still happens occasionally, that escapes the bounds of science, because its a subjective experience. I also happen to believe that spirituality can be a good thing, while the authority position of a preacher is something that can be used & abused also. What I think merits some study if there isn't one already, is that people of religious faith also happen to display feats of a greater capacity for willpower, because they believe they've got a god at their back. Whether that's true or not is inconsequential. Look at a Christian boxer & tell me there isn't something tremendous in their mindset, which can bring them to the win.

My point is, if people look at what's taking place psychologically in feminism, then there's a good chance we can all learn from it, & rightly so depose the malignant authorities that have the vice grip on it, because they're proven to be compromised & incapable of anything but hatred & self-interest, even when they believe they're doing something else. From there, it can either be forgotten, or some responsible people can actually take over, all very aware that the blade of KuriKara is for them internally, as well as their environment.
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#59 - umbrage (12/20/2015) [-]
There's quite a bit of psychological research that applies, particularly groupthink and group polarization. Groupthink theory states there's a very strong tendency for people in groups to agree with each other. Consensus and loyalty are prioritized above common sense and rationality. The phrase was coined after a study of the Bay of Pigs invasion. There was plenty reason at the time to believe the mission would be a critical failure, but there was so much pressure from the people who believed in the mission that eventually even the original dissenters started silencing themselves and went right along with a plan they knew was bad. And this is the highest levels of the US government.

Group polarization is basically the tendency for groups to do or say things that are far more extreme than anything an individual would do or say. This is why most terrorist acts are performed by duos or groups. People with sensible views can become radical if they get together.

I don't know if spirituality increases willpower, but positive thinking and self-confidence certainly does.
#5 - There have always been insane people. But feminism did improve…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Feminist can't answer her... +5
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#6 - terranrollerskates (12/19/2015) [-]
When it took on the cultist aspects of a religion is where I have no love lost, you know?

If it could survive a reformation, fine, I'm all for it. That certainly involves wrangling up all the zealots & selling them & their organs on the black market, though, or at least doing the public equivalent of something like that. Reducing those individuals to the point where they are shown as the flawed, loathsome & hate-filled or avaricious creatures they are, the malformed birth child of an equal rights initiative we should mercy kill rather than allow to live, that's what will end any movement in its tracks. I mean, come on. For example, Cameron's a pig fucker. He has no hope of a career from the point where that was said over the past while.
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#13 - umbrage (12/19/2015) [-]
Exactly. An organization or movement has to allow self-criticism if they're going to stay relevant and sane. And the crazies are definitely in the minority, the problem is that they're tolerated too much.

The best solution I can see is to attack the crazies and only the crazies. Get mad and rant to anyone who'll listen about the extreme SJW madness, but only the extremists. Only the people that everyone can turn against. Start generalizing about all feminists and nobody will listen. That's how you encourage self-policing and quality control.
#58 - terranrollerskates (12/20/2015) [-]
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**terranrollerskates rolled image**Ah, the problem I'd see stemming from that is that its a focus on the other, someone to blame, & single out, while the qualities of that madness remain undetected in others. It comes down to criticising the form of thinking they employ, because its ephemeral & pervasive, while at the same time something they embody. Those individuals can indeed be summarily defeated if they were dragged out onto the arenas of objective thinking & I daresay put under the lens of some fucking standards in public speaking. What influenced those people, & the expressions of their destructive faith in society is what then should be examined.

I'm Agnostic, not an Atheist, because of the personal conviction that weird shit still happens occasionally, that escapes the bounds of science, because its a subjective experience. I also happen to believe that spirituality can be a good thing, while the authority position of a preacher is something that can be used & abused also. What I think merits some study if there isn't one already, is that people of religious faith also happen to display feats of a greater capacity for willpower, because they believe they've got a god at their back. Whether that's true or not is inconsequential. Look at a Christian boxer & tell me there isn't something tremendous in their mindset, which can bring them to the win.

My point is, if people look at what's taking place psychologically in feminism, then there's a good chance we can all learn from it, & rightly so depose the malignant authorities that have the vice grip on it, because they're proven to be compromised & incapable of anything but hatred & self-interest, even when they believe they're doing something else. From there, it can either be forgotten, or some responsible people can actually take over, all very aware that the blade of KuriKara is for them internally, as well as their environment.
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#59 - umbrage (12/20/2015) [-]
There's quite a bit of psychological research that applies, particularly groupthink and group polarization. Groupthink theory states there's a very strong tendency for people in groups to agree with each other. Consensus and loyalty are prioritized above common sense and rationality. The phrase was coined after a study of the Bay of Pigs invasion. There was plenty reason at the time to believe the mission would be a critical failure, but there was so much pressure from the people who believed in the mission that eventually even the original dissenters started silencing themselves and went right along with a plan they knew was bad. And this is the highest levels of the US government.

Group polarization is basically the tendency for groups to do or say things that are far more extreme than anything an individual would do or say. This is why most terrorist acts are performed by duos or groups. People with sensible views can become radical if they get together.

I don't know if spirituality increases willpower, but positive thinking and self-confidence certainly does.
#2 - As someone with an actual mental illness diagnosed by an actua… 12/19/2015 on SJW doesnt like the word... +6
#15 - because Japan 12/19/2015 on super massive black hole +124
#1 - no it's becky 12/19/2015 on Don`t ruin it for them 0
#1 - What pisses me off the most about the SJW crowd is when they a…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/19/2015 on Feminist can't answer her... +33
#15 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Did they really change the world for the better?

-Women entering the work force, virtually doubling those seeking employment, and now families are scrapping by on two salaries what used to be doable on just the man working. Other factors are surely involved as well, but to ignore the impact of such a drastic increase in competition for employment would be reckless.

-Women gained the right to vote. Okay, but lets be clear that voting wasnt as public as we have it today back in "the days". Infact it wasnt untill AFTER WW1 that men gained general vote, because it was impossible to justify not letting all men vote after they went through the hell that was the Great War. Men earned their general vote through immense horror and bloodshed, through the fact that they had the duty to fight for their nation in times of war. Which women didnt. So men could vote for their leaders who may or may not be sending them to war.
Women earned their right to vote through complaining a lot, but still were not expected to hold the same duties as men. Now women could vote for leaders that would send only the men to die for their country.

-Women are generally less happy now. After centuries of being the one to manage the household and the childeren, now they are all expected (and economically pressured) to compete and work. To give up their traditional, biological, role.

-The second wave feminism, still considered by many to be the "Good" feminists, earned women their reproductive rights. Something that, even to date, only women have and men do not.

-The second wave feminsts were also the ones that pushed divorce and family law in the direction we see today, where it heavily favors the woman. None of the feminists major movements have ever been about women accepting the same responsibilities and duties as men, and infact have always closely guarded their female priviledges.

And then of course we got the third wave feminists and onward, which all came forth from the same prime directive of Feminism, which was to further the goals of women and only women.
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#45 - dbqpdb (12/20/2015) [-]
I don't know why you're getting thumbs down. Just because feminists got rights for women doesn't mean it's inherently good if those rights were better than what other people (men) had/still have.
#28 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
U ever try telling all this to a woman? Or are these thoughts only expressable in circles of circle-jeaking, immature, boys?
#18 - umbrage (12/19/2015) [-]
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#4 - terranrollerskates (12/19/2015) [-]
Assuming they changed the world at all? Think about it, 1st Wave had some bitchy elements in it, like the White Feather girls, who had some fucking nerve handing out those things indiscriminately to boys as young as 11, as well as men back from leave out of the war, because of their injuries. When a guy replied to one of them by taking out his glass eye & placing it in her hand, that was considered a justified come-upping. The Suffragette Movement were essentially domestic terrorists. The Suffragist Movement, on the other hand, campaigned for the vote without setting things on fire. The White Feather girls got to live out the rest of their lives without too much rebuke, when they should have been shamed into early graves & cut out of the gene pool for asking of men something they'd never understand the gravitas of.

2nd Wave Feminism openly supported bonified nutjobs such as attempted serial killers, & genital mutilators. They were also allowed to persist, because of the sexual revolution & their affiliation to it, I think. There was no way that was going to stop.

3rd wavers have nothing to fight, so all that has reverted to the original message & moral; let men do all the shit stuff, because we[women] are just too precious to sully ourselves like that.

People have killed or died for rather toxic examples of dogmatism throughout history. Dogmatists should be proven through science as lessers in this day & age, though, because although there is little besides illness & shit genetics to stigmatise a human being's body, its always been proven to be a corrosive influence that does more harm than good, dogmatic thinking.

I mean, the alternative may be some seriously fervent pursuits of larger concepts & an education that may be gruelling, but at least useful.

Also, I happen to know that its a strong likelihood that Wing Chung was developed for a woman's attributes, rather than a man's. And there may indeed be other fighting arts, developed by women, lost to the ages so that while we never have a name, we have arts, which suggest these things. That's a fact of life more fucking profound than anything most feminists would ever say, because it's much greater than their meager lifetimes. And an art, it constantly evolves, or it stagnates & dies.

Which is why feminism & certain aspects of religion can die out, because they never want things to change.
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#5 - umbrage (12/19/2015) [-]
There have always been insane people. But feminism did improve society before it started turning on itself and becoming radicalized as a result. Feminism let women become doctors, dude.

Sadly most people just know feminism as a buzzword thrown about by mentally ill teenagers on tumblr.
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#6 - terranrollerskates (12/19/2015) [-]
When it took on the cultist aspects of a religion is where I have no love lost, you know?

If it could survive a reformation, fine, I'm all for it. That certainly involves wrangling up all the zealots & selling them & their organs on the black market, though, or at least doing the public equivalent of something like that. Reducing those individuals to the point where they are shown as the flawed, loathsome & hate-filled or avaricious creatures they are, the malformed birth child of an equal rights initiative we should mercy kill rather than allow to live, that's what will end any movement in its tracks. I mean, come on. For example, Cameron's a pig fucker. He has no hope of a career from the point where that was said over the past while.
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#13 - umbrage (12/19/2015) [-]
Exactly. An organization or movement has to allow self-criticism if they're going to stay relevant and sane. And the crazies are definitely in the minority, the problem is that they're tolerated too much.

The best solution I can see is to attack the crazies and only the crazies. Get mad and rant to anyone who'll listen about the extreme SJW madness, but only the extremists. Only the people that everyone can turn against. Start generalizing about all feminists and nobody will listen. That's how you encourage self-policing and quality control.
#58 - terranrollerskates (12/20/2015) [-]
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**terranrollerskates rolled image**Ah, the problem I'd see stemming from that is that its a focus on the other, someone to blame, & single out, while the qualities of that madness remain undetected in others. It comes down to criticising the form of thinking they employ, because its ephemeral & pervasive, while at the same time something they embody. Those individuals can indeed be summarily defeated if they were dragged out onto the arenas of objective thinking & I daresay put under the lens of some fucking standards in public speaking. What influenced those people, & the expressions of their destructive faith in society is what then should be examined.

I'm Agnostic, not an Atheist, because of the personal conviction that weird shit still happens occasionally, that escapes the bounds of science, because its a subjective experience. I also happen to believe that spirituality can be a good thing, while the authority position of a preacher is something that can be used & abused also. What I think merits some study if there isn't one already, is that people of religious faith also happen to display feats of a greater capacity for willpower, because they believe they've got a god at their back. Whether that's true or not is inconsequential. Look at a Christian boxer & tell me there isn't something tremendous in their mindset, which can bring them to the win.

My point is, if people look at what's taking place psychologically in feminism, then there's a good chance we can all learn from it, & rightly so depose the malignant authorities that have the vice grip on it, because they're proven to be compromised & incapable of anything but hatred & self-interest, even when they believe they're doing something else. From there, it can either be forgotten, or some responsible people can actually take over, all very aware that the blade of KuriKara is for them internally, as well as their environment.
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#59 - umbrage (12/20/2015) [-]
There's quite a bit of psychological research that applies, particularly groupthink and group polarization. Groupthink theory states there's a very strong tendency for people in groups to agree with each other. Consensus and loyalty are prioritized above common sense and rationality. The phrase was coined after a study of the Bay of Pigs invasion. There was plenty reason at the time to believe the mission would be a critical failure, but there was so much pressure from the people who believed in the mission that eventually even the original dissenters started silencing themselves and went right along with a plan they knew was bad. And this is the highest levels of the US government.

Group polarization is basically the tendency for groups to do or say things that are far more extreme than anything an individual would do or say. This is why most terrorist acts are performed by duos or groups. People with sensible views can become radical if they get together.

I don't know if spirituality increases willpower, but positive thinking and self-confidence certainly does.
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#27 - sladee (12/19/2015) [-]
but Rylai is blonde
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hi Lina
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is this more to your liking?
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yes
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i have more...
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I don't believe you
#33 - scandalouszander (12/19/2015) [-]
see now i know you're playing me, but its working
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#36 - oniseiji (12/19/2015) [-]
D...Does this continue?
#37 - scandalouszander (12/19/2015) [-]
the image? dont think so.
my jojo posting?
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#38 - oniseiji (12/19/2015) [-]
Oh..ok
#43 - scandalouszander (12/19/2015) [-]
i mean if you want jojo hentai i know ONE that isnt gay
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#8 - ayumu (12/19/2015) [-]
Can you set me up
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#20 - sanitarysan (12/19/2015) [-]
spring the trap...
#25 - aguycalledlee (12/19/2015) [-]
You called?
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"This is how I eat the pussy"
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#4 - anon (12/19/2015) [-]
Keep believing, he wont win anyway.
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#41 - hikakiller (12/19/2015) [-]
Just reminds me how horrible of an avatar korra is
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#34 - dubstepforme (12/18/2015) [-]
Fuck yeah
#32 - secretdestroyers (12/18/2015) [-]
Were you rushing or were you dragging, Parker?!
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#22 - calseeyum (12/18/2015) [-]
It's like J.K. Simmons was BORN for these kinds of roles.
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#15 - ScottP (12/18/2015) [-]
Not my tempo. Again, Parker
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#14 - bigmanfifty (12/18/2015) [-]
'If you don't get me pictures of spider-man I will FUCK YOU LIKE A PIG'
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