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#5 - voice actors  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2016 on star wars beats frozen +3
#49 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
hans as in han solo matey
#1 - **** yeah Peter Stormare 01/03/2016 on still cute +1
#3 - Picture 01/02/2016 on INCONSPICUOUS TITLE 0
#44 - Picture 01/02/2016 on Natalia Poklonskaya reacts... +135
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 01/02/2016 on Wheres Elijah Wood? +1
#2 - OP: someone stupid enough to think that because a word can be … 01/02/2016 on Just Saying ... +1
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (50 new replies) 01/02/2016 on sex +304
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#98 - derpthefifth (01/03/2016) [-]
Better question, how does Conan know how people react to denying ownership of butt-plugs?
#103 - kanyesfishsticks (01/03/2016) [-]
Conan is actually an avid sex toy collector
#85 - settler (01/03/2016) [-]
**settler used "*roll picture*"**
**settler rolled image** < he/she did.
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#91 - helterskeletor (01/03/2016) [-]
so thats why she left the hunting to professionals for a while.
#86 - starlordoriginal (01/03/2016) [-]
So Linda and Jennifer are in a secret alliance to destroy ISIS with buttplugs?

A-are they explosive?
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#87 - smartythechicken (01/03/2016) [-]
try them out and you will know the answer ;P
#84 - newdevyx (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes.
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#88 - skatedawg (01/03/2016) [-]
Sauce m8?
#97 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
you didn't get this from me if anyone asks

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1728008
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#41 - cocoman (01/03/2016) [-]
This hacker named 4chan.
#47 - antibronywiseman (01/03/2016) [-]
#17 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
ur mum
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#4 - mitchthehugeman (01/02/2016) [-]
I did
#3 - funnyhard (01/02/2016) [-]
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**funnyhard rolled image** Bitch is lying, she bought them all by herself and is simply whoring for more attention.
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#106 - flameblaze (01/03/2016) [-]
The thought of Jennifer Lawrence using butt plugs makes me ok with this
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#108 - funnyhard (01/03/2016) [-]
I didn't like her butthole though.
#76 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
What the hell is that keyboard layout
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#79 - iphoneguy (01/03/2016) [-]
Macbook
#78 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
That is a MacBook Pro.. or by the look of it, a UK Keyboard Layout on a MacBook Pro.
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#63 - ikweetnietmeer (01/03/2016) [-]
The whole story was a lie, she never bought butt-plugs because she gets off from the attention she gets from making shit up, just like 90%-100% of the people on these shows.
#61 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
Why are all of you fucks so untrusting of women? This is probably why most of you haven't gotten any from a woman. And it gets worse when you bastards get angry over some teenage bitch one Tumblr.
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#81 - badgoodass (01/03/2016) [-]
it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard
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#2 - crixuz (01/02/2016) [-]
**crixuz rolled user efgsoldier **This guy
#7 - barsaka (01/02/2016) [-]
Now that you know how to roll users you are gonna do them all arent you, you dirty whore!
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#9 - crixuz (01/02/2016) [-]
**crixuz rolled user brothergrimm ** not even this guy can stop me.
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#64 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
can i stop you?
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#89 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
NO.
#90 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
Your anger will bring only sorrow to your little faggot mind
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#93 - muffincannibal (01/03/2016) [-]
HIS POWERS ARE WEAKENING!
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#95 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
**crixuz rolled user canyou **
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#94 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
**crixuz rolled user thesovereigngrave **
#31 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** More like this guy will stop you.
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#74 - jakotad (01/03/2016) [-]
Good roll
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#21 - basaltface (01/03/2016) [-]
#112 - funnyhard (01/03/2016) [-]
If anyone's interested that's the name of one DMX song (feat. Sisqó).
#12 - brothergrimm (01/02/2016) [-]
Is that so?
#22 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
Bring it on.
#24 - brothergrimm (01/03/2016) [-]
C'mere clown boy, tell me if this tastes funny
#32 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
Too small
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#53 - qnamanmanga (01/03/2016) [-]
Who did that to you? Show me that bastards!
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#100 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
**crixuz rolled user daftiduck ** he did it
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#101 - daftiduck (01/03/2016) [-]
Yes I did.

whadidido?
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#105 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
I don't remember, something about my anus.
#33 - brothergrimm (01/03/2016) [-]
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#65 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
I have a feeling that the image is implying something...
#66 - brothergrimm (01/03/2016) [-]
Hold on to the headboard bby
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#67 - crixuz (01/03/2016) [-]
K
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#1 - 1. I don't get it. Were the VAs in The Force Awakens? …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/02/2016 on star wars beats frozen +239
#107 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
But in the end Elsa still won because Hans got shipped off to who knows where and Elsa got to rule the kingdom.

As far as I can tell, they're playing off 'Han Solo' being Hans. And he finally beats Elsa in the box office.
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#102 - sapphirox (01/03/2016) [-]
Spoilers
Im guessing because Kylo Ren is Han Solos son
#30 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
Thats the single hit dude!
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#6 - sunnyday (01/03/2016) [-]
General Hox looks like Hans from Frozen dude.
#43 - neefew (01/03/2016) [-]
I thought he looked like Agent Callous without muttonchops...
#58 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
I thought he looked like that guy from Ex Machina, what's his name? Was is Oscar Issac?
#59 - neefew (01/03/2016) [-]
Oscar Isaac was in both Ex Machina and The Force Awakens, but he plays Poe
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#8 - umbrage (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh yeah I guess he does. I thought he looked like Captain America.
#20 - daftpunkisme (01/03/2016) [-]
wait, seriously?
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#4 - deathklokiller (01/03/2016) [-]
Va's?
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#5 - umbrage (01/03/2016) [-]
voice actors
#49 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
hans as in han solo matey
#17 - Picture 01/01/2016 on A weapon to surpass Loyal Gear +9
#1 - Picture 12/31/2015 on SJ-PWNED +22
#1 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/31/2015 on Anons spiderbro +402
#44 - megatronusoftarn (01/01/2016) [-]
#9 - dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-]
Have some color in your life.
#2 - hxhmaniac (01/01/2016) [-]
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#6 - LookinHereWhy (01/01/2016) [-]
that's a real sub-par duwang bruv
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/31/2015 on Dan the Raper +1
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/31/2015 on This made me feel better -2
#5 - This is clearly parody. The writing is too purposefully awful,… 12/31/2015 on Inside out isnt sjw enough +3
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on marriage +8
#2 - kameken (12/30/2015) [-]
Do you not find Buu sexy as hell?
#87 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2015 on A Fight That Transcends... 0
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#88 - cmilanes (12/30/2015) [-]
Thank you
#28 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on A Fight That Transcends... +28
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#82 - cmilanes (12/30/2015) [-]
sauce on the gif?
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#87 - umbrage (12/30/2015) [-]
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#88 - cmilanes (12/30/2015) [-]
Thank you
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on I will find you and I will... 0
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#2 - evilkingganon (12/28/2015) [-]
I do believe that might hurt if it falls
#3 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2015 on So sorry to inform you +3
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#4 - mrcroc (12/28/2015) [-]
Gotta love otter 11
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/28/2015 on Secret to picking up chicks +5
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/28/2015 on The least cancerous thing... +16
#262 - theantisocial (12/28/2015) [-]
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**theantisocial rolled image** pretty fuckin cancerous
#10 - thatonederpyguy (12/28/2015) [-]
**thatonederpyguy used "*roll picture*"**
**thatonederpyguy rolled image**Not a cancerous as this
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#363 - vpiii (12/28/2015) [-]
Well... I mean...

Fair enough...
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#27 - oxymoronking (12/28/2015) [-]
>cancer
>roll undertale
10/10 would witness again
#391 - aaronsalsa (12/29/2015) [-]
To be fair, im not an undertale nut or anything, i just really enjoyed the 2 hours ive managed to play the game when off work.

Undertale isn't cancer, the community is.

Ive never played a game like Undertale and DIDNT want to join the community in discussion, its a first. Its sad, but the game doesn't deserve the hate, its the people.
#95 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
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#6 - distortedflare (12/28/2015) [-]
**distortedflare used "*roll picture*"**
**distortedflare rolled image**Even more cancerous
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#280 - scbyrd (12/28/2015) [-]
It isn't used in Tier 1 Paladin decks at the moment(those being secret paladin and...secret paladin).
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#124 - britishaccent (12/28/2015) [-]
fucking consecration
#2 - hfw 12/28/2015 on K.O. +2
#1 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2015 on Single ladies +220
#37 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Same here. I'm a dude.
#35 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
What is this from?
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#42 - dalokan (12/28/2015) [-]
I think she was laughing about something related to Paul Walker, then got extremely sad and started crying.
#36 - anon (12/28/2015) [-]
Celebrities read mean tweets! They have most of them on Youtube.
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#31 - wigglyjr (12/28/2015) [-]
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2015 on Damn Vampires +48
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#21 - muffincannibal (12/28/2015) [-]
Such a waste.
#15 - I love the little footnote marker, it means there are a large … 12/26/2015 on Shake da speare +15

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