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| #53 - I figure it's more of a "hey I killed the sith apprentice… | 01/07/2016 on What could have been | +27 |
| #2 - Comment deleted | 01/07/2016 on Korea really hates Japan... | +12 |
| #1 - Picture | 01/07/2016 on furryman | +3 |
| #8 - The Injustice comics are amazing. [+] (31 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on "The joker wasn't a man" | +358 |
 It's supposed to be a different universe from the Justice League universe so the characters are a little different, so what? #64 -
marvelboytwo (01/06/2016) [-] THIS so much Honestly, Dick dying over a rock on the ground? What the fuck?  Actually I think the only one who is played relatively straight is Nightwing. But I think that's because he's hardly there due to his whole death thing. Not sure about him becoming the next Deadman though. That's preeety dumb. Which might be the point, since it's an alt universe basically just built for them to be a reasonable backstory to how heroes turned villain. Then again, how did they even function as the JL in the first place if the majority of them ware just complete assholes? I dunno. It's a hit-or-miss-but-still-entertaining comic.  There are some cool moments, but i just end up shouting "thats fucking retarded" 80% of the time Like when superman fucking MURDERS martian manhunter and green arrow, no remorse there, but he is hesitating whether he should kill an evil god invading earth they just seem to fucking disregard every hero death, i mean, Kyle Rayner just getting ripped apart in space? thats fucking retarded The plastic man part is fucking awesome though Yeah, I didn't forget that. Let's also remember the comic where Superman sent the titans to the fucking phantom zone. Fuck. that. shit. In fact, Raven even being there pisses me off. Funny enough I don't think I'll get a solid conclusion because I don't like fighting games. Yeah, but they question him constantly and give him shit for doing stuff without telling them With superman its just flash going "maybe that was a deuchy move" in his thoughts when they cripple a guy for protesting I mean, Raven isnt even shown with any dialogue except for "theyre here!" and "ive been captured" #104 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] Wasn't Constatine trying to avoid paying his debt to Trigon and that was why he was trying to get rid of the guy. What was his debt over anyway, did he make some kind of trade to get his daughter protected? #249 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] No, Trigon owned a piece of Constantine's soul. I think Const. just figured it would be harder to provide for his daughter with him being satan's bitch, essentially. Trigon was after Raven the whole time. | ||
| #2 - Picture [+] (12 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Anon The Border Guard | +107 |
 Naruto would've been 1000x more entertaining if Naruto got killed in the first episode and the protagonist role was taken by DIO. #110 -
tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]  >DIO seals Orochimaru's ass >The Akatsuki try and be weeaboo Illuminati >DIO stops time and fucks them up with knives. >Pain tries to kill the Leaf Village >DIO does it before he can, and kills Pain for thinking he earned the right to destroy the village. I'd watch DIO: Shippuden. #112 -
tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]  >DIO seduces her and makes her his bitch >Bullshit reasoning brings Naruto back to life >He tries his dumb huge animal sage bullshit >DIO rips off the huge frog legs and beats Naruto half to death with the frog leg. >DIO then fists the Nine-Tailed Fox to death. DIO is too manly for Naruto: Shippuden. #115 -
tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]  >Oh no >DIO turns Naruto into his minion and makes him watch Hinata get ass-raped >All the leaf can do is watch because they're weaklings #116 -
tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]  >DIO kills him and has him stuffed, mounting him on the Village gates >DIO turns the hidden leaf village into his own blackjack and hooker kingdom. >DIO's FW the normies of Naruto think they can step up. #117 -
tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-]  >Mei gets raped and becomes part of DIO's harem >Onoki gets killed and his daugter gets DIO'd >Gaara gets turned into a minion and builds DIO sandcastles >Raikage gets dunked on and his hoes become DIO's >Smaller villages immediately surrender Madara's FW all the good pusi is already fucked up or at DIO's place #118 -
tenaciouslee (01/07/2016) [-]  >The next generation of ninjas now have the best genes, and are born with mad gains >Madara and his normie crew try and do shit about it >They can't, though, because ZA WARUDO is too strunk to be dunked >Madara and his crew get merc'd. >The entire Naruto universe now doesn't suck. >Now all ninjas have stands because their bloodline has them. >Now the dumb ninja fights are a lot cooler. >Now everything is cooler. >Today was a good day. #119 -
tarabostes (01/07/2016) [-] >Goes 10 tails , rinnegan , sage of the six paths , all the cards >DIO goes over-heaven >Madara shits pants and tries to run away with Obito's kamui dimension >Oh no you don't motherfucker >Madara seppukus because he realizes he's not man enough to fight DIO. >He prepares to die. >All of a sudden >KONO DIO DA >DIO ices Madara. | ||
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on I need to read this | +5 |
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on Alzheimer marathons | 0 |
| #5 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Twatzis are at it again | +9 |
| #2 - Comment deleted [+] (2 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on (untitled) | -1 |
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| #3 - what the **** if you want to make menstrual … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on Twatzis are at it again | +16 |
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anon (01/07/2016) [-] it'll be great hillary becomes president all the femifucks have big celebration making it about some new age of equality for womyns they crack out the dildos they've been saving for a special occasion and masturbate to all the changes that will follow then finish of to Brad Pitt or some shit. wages don't change opportunities don't change nothing changes cry when all the non existent issues don't disappear Hillary slaps them in the face with her giant cock everyone else "see! now will finally you stop this shit" femifucks triggered | ||
| #1 - Picture | 01/06/2016 on kony 2012 | 0 |
| #1 - "God, what's this ******* kid's name again? Jeff s… | 01/05/2016 on John Boyega loves Harrison... | +8 |
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… | 01/05/2016 on Strange dogs | +3 |
| #8 - no that's called marriage [+] (2 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on feminism | +1 |
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| #1 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on witness the unflowering | +12 |
| #3 - If you're straight and voted out you forfeit the million. If y… | 01/04/2016 on Game Show | +25 |
| #2 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on Trumperino | +1 |
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on feminism | +13 |
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| #2 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on The Monster | +75 |
| #5 - Picture | 01/03/2016 on That escalated quickly | +58 |
| #5 - I rate it 5/7 | 01/03/2016 on Compilation of funny... | +5 |
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… | 01/03/2016 on you poor thing | +1 |
| #8 - Oh yeah I guess he does. I thought he looked like Captain America. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on star wars beats frozen | 0 |
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| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… | 01/03/2016 on dumbass | +1 |
| #1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… | 01/03/2016 on Koreans | +1 |
