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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on destroy em +3
#2 - funnyhard (11/23/2015) [-]
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/23/2015 on Phil tippet +1
#58 - The problem is they tried to give realistic character arcs whi… 11/23/2015 on Sequels +6
#14 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/23/2015 on Muh-Suh-Guh-Kneeeee... 0
#3 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (28 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Stacey said you were racist... +155
#103 - themlgamingem (11/23/2015) [-]
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What I'm racist towards
#107 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** good roll son
#109 - themlgamingem (11/23/2015) [-]
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#94 - umbrage (11/23/2015) [-]
I'm getting a ton of thumbs and I don't even know who this is.
#93 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
I can only see this as Soule with Kaa eyes. I refuse to see it as anything else! Kinda hot, really
#77 - modizzzs (11/23/2015) [-]
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**modizzzs rolled image** what I'm racist towards
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#46 - zombiehunterify (11/23/2015) [-]
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**zombiehunterify rolled image**what i'm racist towards
#32 - koholla (11/23/2015) [-]
i changed the eye a bit to be more "realistic", i didnt do much but i think it looks a slight bit better.
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#9 - misticalz (11/23/2015) [-]
LMAO THIS CHICK CLAIMS SHES 130LBS
#37 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
thats mean :c
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#38 - misticalz (11/23/2015) [-]
yea nigga
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#29 - darksideofthebeast (11/23/2015) [-]
I know, fam.
She's out of her fucking tree hahaha.
#28 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
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honestly, she could be. if you take into account her height (i don't know her height btw), 130lbs is pretty realistic/could be possible. she'd have to be like 5'2 and under though.
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#31 - soule (11/23/2015) [-]
I 'm 5'1". You're a good guesser.
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#84 - jesusisagoose (11/23/2015) [-]
how much is that in cm? sorry for being european :C
#85 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
It's somewhere around google 155cm
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#4 - yujisakaii (11/23/2015) [-]
what did soule do to you ?
#5 - bunner (11/23/2015) [-]
Nothing.
She has done nothing for any of us.
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#6 - warzon (11/23/2015) [-]
Look at all the porn.
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#18 - sanctusdominus (11/23/2015) [-]
WHERE
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#24 - ipwnallnubz (11/23/2015) [-]
seconded
#27 - assassindash (11/23/2015) [-]
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Porn is made illegal and unreachable around the world, and someone deleted your private porn files....

What do?
#86 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
you jack off to floor tiles
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#112 - assassindash (11/23/2015) [-]
Oh yea, well I have a ceiling titty!
#40 - beroty (11/23/2015) [-]
that roll...
#113 - assassindash (11/23/2015) [-]
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I roll cringe quite often you'll find, the only time I don't is when it's relevant.
#8 - yeah but then I'm isolating myself from everyone. the… 11/22/2015 on Sequels +5
#6 - usually when the TV's on at social gatherings, I'm pretty anti…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Sequels -2
#7 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
ebooks are a thing
website.informer.com/visit?domain=gen.lib.rus.ec just sayin´
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#8 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah but then I'm isolating myself from everyone.

the trick is to find a solo activity that doesn't exclude people, TV's good because someone can come sit next to you and you can both watch in silence and still claim you're socializing.
#3 - Eh, it was fine. Not worth going out of your way to watch but …  [+] (4 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Sequels +13
#5 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
Why subject yourself to specific programming when you can explore whatever you want on the web?
I feel like television is really a thing of the past
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#6 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
usually when the TV's on at social gatherings, I'm pretty anti-social (shocker I know) so I watch whatever is on.
#7 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
ebooks are a thing
website.informer.com/visit?domain=gen.lib.rus.ec just sayin´
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#8 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah but then I'm isolating myself from everyone.

the trick is to find a solo activity that doesn't exclude people, TV's good because someone can come sit next to you and you can both watch in silence and still claim you're socializing.
#1 - kinda reminds me of how Big Bang Theory was a decent sitcom be…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Sequels +234
#75 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Yeah and then they gave all these nerds girlfriends, what the fuck?
I mean, sure, they couldn't permanently get by on "We're pathetic loosers who cant gf" style comedy the whole time, but really?
#42 - itskennyandjosh (11/23/2015) [-]
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**itskennyandjosh rolled image**I like it, though i'm not a comic book nerd so that's probably the reason but i like it, i like how howard went from "i'm a lonely masturbator" most comic book nerds To actually having something to live for
And how sheldon went from not understanding emotions then actually becoming human
And how leonard is in a howard situation except he could actually get girls
And how raj could actually talk to girls

You guys just complain about the laugh track cause you're not used to it, i've been watching shows with laughtracks forever so that's nothing for me to complain about, and sheldon gets as many episodes as others

Also i'm beginning to think the hate on the show is mostly from people who never actually seen a few episodes and went with what people online said because they NEVER lie, right?
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#58 - umbrage (11/23/2015) [-]
The problem is they tried to give realistic character arcs while also making them caricatures.

Sheldon went from being OCD and anti-social but still a normal guy to a psychopathic control freak with no idea how to interact with people.

Leonard went from a misguided romantic to the butt monkey of the group.

Howard went from the pervy guy to a manchild in need of serious psychiatric help.

Raj was pretty much always a joke character, but then they saw him act drunk once and he had to be constantly inebriated from then on, even when it made no sense.

Penny went from being a stereotypical blonde ditz (albeit a rather funny one) to the most competent character on the show by far. The whole thing that made the show interesting at the start was that the geeks and Penny were both at the extremes of their archetypes. Most of the problems in the first season came from Penny screwing up or trusting someone she shouldn't have. But then Sheldon became cancer and they needed someone hyper-competent to fix all his messes.

And... I'm supposed to give a crap about these characters? I'm supposed to feel bad when the titanic jerkass Sheldon gets hurt? I'm supposed to care when Leonard fucks up his love life for the millionth time? I'm supposed to just accept that the newly hyper-competent Penny continues hanging out with these people who can't get their lives together and barely function without her? I'm supposed to cheer when 4chan: The Character gets married?

Seinfeld had a cast of horrible people but it never asked you to care about them or get emotionally involved. FRIENDS did, but they were careful (until the shitty final seasons) to keep their characters realistic and likable. BBT needs to pick a side and stick with it.
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#56 - choobe (11/23/2015) [-]
I like the earlier seasons up to and including season 7 is tolerable, although the cringy stuff steadily builds. , I have seen everything up to and including season 8, twice, but it's so bad. The season finale for season 8 was filled with cliffhangers, but it was all so cliched that it ruined it.

I like the idea of the Big Bang Theory, I don't like the execution. Earlier it was nerd sitcom with romantic subplot, now it's romance sitcom #19434 with these people (who happen to be nerds), and even for being that it's not really that good.
#44 - newdevyx (11/23/2015) [-]
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#38 - emiyashirou (11/23/2015) [-]
Simple way to make Big Bang Theory a good show again. Big Bang Tidus
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#83 - talldumbdork (11/23/2015) [-]
That was incredible.....
#33 - makeman (11/23/2015) [-]
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#27 - alfibrakiz (11/23/2015) [-]
It sucked from the start and ruined nerd culture
#65 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
>nerd culture
kek
#63 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
nerd culture ruined nerd culture.
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#36 - angelious (11/23/2015) [-]
honestly it was pretty decent for the first few episodes...just harmless fun.
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#30 - pulseythekid (11/23/2015) [-]
I don't see any problem with it.
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#37 - alfibrakiz (11/23/2015) [-]
Then you're not a nerd
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#39 - pulseythekid (11/23/2015) [-]
Nah you just a spoiled rich brat.
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#55 - alfibrakiz (11/23/2015) [-]
How...how does that make me spoiled?
#77 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
You shush, you silly little rascal. You take your red thumbs and not another word out of you.
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#87 - alfibrakiz (11/23/2015) [-]
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#24 - brobafett (11/23/2015) [-]
>It's nearly 10 years old
#2 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
That show was never good.
It was cringe all the way since S1E1.
There weren´t even any "nerdy" jokes, as some claim, it was all about pointing at the protagonists and saying "lol look at those nerds, they´re so nerdy!"
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#11 - jacklane (11/23/2015) [-]
*s01e01

learn to torrent
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#10 - corsairjoshua (11/23/2015) [-]
BBT always seemed like a show for my parents. I don't know how else to put it
#4 - anon (11/22/2015) [-]
Psssst... a show where only actual science students would understand the jokes, will not get many viewers.
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#40 - ugoboom (11/23/2015) [-]
futurama
a good 30% of the jokes, you have to look up unless you're a STEM graduate
#29 - minibeep (11/23/2015) [-]
the "jokes" are bad
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#3 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
Eh, it was fine. Not worth going out of your way to watch but I wouldn't change the channel.
#5 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
Why subject yourself to specific programming when you can explore whatever you want on the web?
I feel like television is really a thing of the past
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#6 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
usually when the TV's on at social gatherings, I'm pretty anti-social (shocker I know) so I watch whatever is on.
#7 - timetostopposting (11/22/2015) [-]
ebooks are a thing
website.informer.com/visit?domain=gen.lib.rus.ec just sayin´
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#8 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
yeah but then I'm isolating myself from everyone.

the trick is to find a solo activity that doesn't exclude people, TV's good because someone can come sit next to you and you can both watch in silence and still claim you're socializing.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Flip phone +8
#94 - unfitninjuh (11/23/2015) [-]
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**unfitninjuh rolled image** your dealer's product
#46 - defski (11/23/2015) [-]
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...And what I buy from him
#23 - scootalooinatree (11/23/2015) [-]
Looks like he really has you hooked
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on no refugees no girls +10
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#3 - melwach (11/23/2015) [-]
One pepe a day keeps the girlfriend away.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Pokeboxers +3
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#8 - echotheambient (11/23/2015) [-]
more like "Code Dat-ass"
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#12 - honkan (11/23/2015) [-]
More like "Pizza hut: the commercial".
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#3 - secondfunction (11/23/2015) [-]
The best anime ever?
10/10
would give you a brojob
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#6 - umbrage (11/23/2015) [-]
is it really?
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#13 - secondfunction (11/23/2015) [-]
yes
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#10 - numbahone (11/23/2015) [-]
I would say it's a very high tier mecha anime that is very smart and fast paced. Everyone has their opinion of what the best is. Around 50 episodes, not too long, but definitely worth the watch.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on Cinema +5
#2 - doucheonmandic (11/22/2015) [-]
one time i woke up and was black. still feel uncomfortable about it...
#3 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on All they need is one punch. 0
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#4 - cyberviking (11/22/2015) [-]
No, mine only have the power of getting me arrested.
#3 - inb4 Monty Python 11/22/2015 on Savage +1
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Savage +4
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#8 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
>LE MONTU PYTON SWEAR JAR LELE XDXD

OMG UR SUCH A MEME LORDCUCKLAND LELELE KEKEKE
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#9 - lordlolland (11/22/2015) [-]
Are you really autistic or are you just a terrible troll?
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#11 - demonbreadofnorth (11/23/2015) [-]
he's both
#10 - enlightednatzie (11/22/2015) [-]
Are you retarded or just danish, OH WAIT ITS THE SAME THIKNG

KEK
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#3 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
inb4 Monty Python
#4 - Picture 11/22/2015 on Muh-Suh-Guh-Kneeeee... +14
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/22/2015 on Mulan in a Nutshell 0
#2 - ****  [+] (2 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Muh-Suh-Guh-Kneeeee... +4
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#3 - elvoz (11/22/2015) [-]
You goofed.
#4 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/22/2015 on Muh-Suh-Guh-Kneeeee... +3
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#11 - norkasthethird (11/23/2015) [-]
you should put on a different mask
#14 - umbrage (11/23/2015) [-]
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my new mask
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#2 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
FUCK
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#3 - elvoz (11/22/2015) [-]
You goofed.
#4 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/22/2015 on All they need is one punch. 0
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#2 - cyberviking (11/22/2015) [-]
Your punches make people slightly aroused and confused?
#3 - umbrage (11/22/2015) [-]
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#4 - cyberviking (11/22/2015) [-]
No, mine only have the power of getting me arrested.
#3 - Erhus are ******* amazing 11/22/2015 on The Best Of Chinese Erhu... +1
#32 - you'd be surprised chicks dig a man in red and yellow 11/22/2015 on Anon gets a girl +1
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on Dad jokes +3
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#48 - cyberviking (11/23/2015) [-]
In his defense, that movie was shit.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2015 on 'Murica +7
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#2 - lathyrusvii (11/22/2015) [-]
I had to come back for this one.

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