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#1 - every time I see 'clock boy' I think they're talking about thi…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Clock boy's school +35
#15 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
anyone remember that one clock tower game where you were a schoolgirl with a deep voiced altar ego that would murder and kick the shit out of everyone?
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#30 - sbfiredragon (11/26/2015) [-]
Clock Tower 2: The Struggle Within
#8 - mrwillje (11/26/2015) [-]
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#31 - thedugster (11/26/2015) [-]
Ty
#2 - listerthepessimist (11/25/2015) [-]
same thing, different asshole
#11 - thegentlemanrogue (11/26/2015) [-]
Is that the ticktock man from the dark tower series? Because that's immediately what I thought of.
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#22 - listerthepessimist (11/26/2015) [-]
Aye, that's him
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Current year +16
#4 - fatsigurd (11/25/2015) [-]
**fatsigurd used "*roll picture*"**
**fatsigurd rolled image**why you should adopt Islam instead
#6 - poruku (11/26/2015) [-]
The rolls
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#3 - fazbear (11/25/2015) [-]
does christianity promise good bones and calcium?
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#2 - akulakhan (11/25/2015) [-]
That's a pretty good roll, friend.
#9 - just call it like I see it mixed-gender groups always…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Daily reminder 0
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#11 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
When and where?
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#13 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
pretty much every group I've seen at my school, every bunch of kids I've babysat, etc.

if you've got a different experience, then fine. I'm just speaking from my personal experience.
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#15 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
if you've got better evidence please share it
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#16 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
#10
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#28 - schnizel (11/26/2015) [-]
No, it's a test.
#7 - Works the other way too though. Both sexes need the other arou…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Daily reminder 0
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#8 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
You just want the sausage fest to end or are you a sociology major?
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#9 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
just call it like I see it

mixed-gender groups always seem to have better performance than single-gender groups
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#11 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
When and where?
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#13 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
pretty much every group I've seen at my school, every bunch of kids I've babysat, etc.

if you've got a different experience, then fine. I'm just speaking from my personal experience.
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#15 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
if you've got better evidence please share it
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#16 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
#10
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#28 - schnizel (11/26/2015) [-]
No, it's a test.
#2 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2015 on well..what can you do +61
#12 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
I never get what's the problem with eggs, because eggs are one of my favourite hangover foods, so it only seems reasonable to me. It's usually scrambled or in an omelette, though.
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#21 - umbrage (11/26/2015) [-]
so if you woke up in my house and i gave you a bunch of eggs you'd eat them?
#22 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
>implying I could possibly end up in such pitiful state
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#23 - umbrage (11/26/2015) [-]
that's exactly what I'm implying
#24 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
#1 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2015 on yoyo turkey 0
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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/25/2015 on how'd he do that!? +93
#24 - remzroller (11/26/2015) [-]
**remzroller used "*roll picture*"**
**remzroller rolled image** such relevance enjoy this thumb and roll of potential relevance or complete nonesense
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#23 - doctorprofessornv (11/26/2015) [-]
I don't know about blurry, but that finger will definitely be black and blue if that tarantula decides that it wants to fuck shit up today. Captive-bred tarantulas tend to be pretty docile, but like any animal they can become aggressive very quickly in response to being put in an uncomfortable situation, of just plain forgetting not to bite the hand that feeds it. Good rule of thumb (or finger in this case) is to never put you hands near the mouth of anything with sharp teeth.
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#17 - temporalguardian (11/25/2015) [-]
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#12 - wanpanman (11/25/2015) [-]
Oh god... God no...is that a spider..... Jesus Christ no...
#9 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
well that will turn blurry
#2 - whatdoyawant (11/25/2015) [-]
i'll give you the finger.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (16 new replies) 11/25/2015 on F4, and you're going to die +89
#27 - rereviven (11/25/2015) [-]
#11 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
Goddess
#14 - removekimchi (11/25/2015) [-]
yeah but she got NO ASS
#36 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
difference is you can train the ass muscles there aren't any tit muscles though
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#35 - aguycalledlee (11/25/2015) [-]
dafuq man you don't use that like that
#15 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
There's a certain point where a woman is so perfect it doesn't matter
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#30 - volksunion (11/25/2015) [-]
shes not perfect, her face is kind of ugly imo
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#16 - yugiohkris (11/25/2015) [-]
Do you not know what perfect means?
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#17 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
Perfection depends on perspective
#18 - yugiohkris (11/25/2015) [-]
Yeah and from mine it doesn't look like perfection.
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#21 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
Nothing that some squats can't handle
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#22 - yugiohkris (11/25/2015) [-]
yeah maybe but in the current state she is not perfection,
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#24 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
I love big asses but for some reason I still think kate upton is perfect without it
#5 - Mehwhatevs (11/25/2015) [-]
God this woman is perfect
#10 - orangadink (11/25/2015) [-]
Kate upton is absolute perfection
#2 - wingdingeling (11/25/2015) [-]
perfect roll
#14 - that's true. can't afford the shame, that is.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2015 on EA and Star Wars Battlefront -1
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#15 - xEatMyBaconator (11/25/2015) [-]
you dishonor your parents, go commit Sudoku
#12 - yes but you named yourself EatMyBaconator and your avatar feat…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on EA and Star Wars Battlefront -1
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#13 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
you're just mad because you can't afford an xbox one.
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#14 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
that's true. can't afford the shame, that is.
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#15 - xEatMyBaconator (11/25/2015) [-]
you dishonor your parents, go commit Sudoku
#10 - except for the crippling shame and regret, nope.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/24/2015 on EA and Star Wars Battlefront -1
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#11 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
i own one and don't feel any shame
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#12 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
yes but you named yourself EatMyBaconator and your avatar features a mustachioed baby

yours is not the kind of shameless hedonistic lifestyle I'm prepared to emulate
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#13 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
you're just mad because you can't afford an xbox one.
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#14 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
that's true. can't afford the shame, that is.
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#15 - xEatMyBaconator (11/25/2015) [-]
you dishonor your parents, go commit Sudoku
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/24/2015 on doctor who post 0
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/24/2015 on A mind of it's own +1
#2 - icefried (11/24/2015) [-]
#6 - that would mean owning an xbox one though  [+] (7 new replies) 11/24/2015 on EA and Star Wars Battlefront -1
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#8 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
nothing wrong with owning a xbox one
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#10 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
except for the crippling shame and regret, nope.
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#11 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
i own one and don't feel any shame
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#12 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
yes but you named yourself EatMyBaconator and your avatar features a mustachioed baby

yours is not the kind of shameless hedonistic lifestyle I'm prepared to emulate
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#13 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
you're just mad because you can't afford an xbox one.
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#14 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
that's true. can't afford the shame, that is.
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#15 - xEatMyBaconator (11/25/2015) [-]
you dishonor your parents, go commit Sudoku
#1 - or you can get the complete edition a year later for 30 bucks...  [+] (9 new replies) 11/24/2015 on EA and Star Wars Battlefront -1
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#2 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
or if you got a xbox one get it for free on ea access in a year
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#6 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
that would mean owning an xbox one though
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#8 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
nothing wrong with owning a xbox one
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#10 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
except for the crippling shame and regret, nope.
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#11 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
i own one and don't feel any shame
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#12 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
yes but you named yourself EatMyBaconator and your avatar features a mustachioed baby

yours is not the kind of shameless hedonistic lifestyle I'm prepared to emulate
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#13 - xEatMyBaconator (11/24/2015) [-]
you're just mad because you can't afford an xbox one.
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#14 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
that's true. can't afford the shame, that is.
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#15 - xEatMyBaconator (11/25/2015) [-]
you dishonor your parents, go commit Sudoku
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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/24/2015 on Classic +9
#4 - adasha (11/25/2015) [-]
**adasha used "*roll picture*"**
**adasha rolled image** bravo
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#3 - twoeyedcyclops (11/25/2015) [-]
I would. But hey that's my fetish, being the sick f*ck I am.
#2 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
perfect
#4 - they really just should've had Thrawn be the main villain. 11/24/2015 on Comments 0
#94 - I'm getting a ton of thumbs and I don't even know who this is. 11/23/2015 on Stacey said you were racist... +1
#1 - honestly I'd kind of prefer that to the generic star wars 'emo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Comments +1
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#3 - gittons (11/24/2015) [-]
i would love to see a sith in star wars that was not an immature bundle of rage and bloodlust.
i get what you mean by the "emotions are evil" thing.
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#4 - umbrage (11/24/2015) [-]
they really just should've had Thrawn be the main villain.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on woemn +5
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#6 - is it really?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/23/2015 on Pokeboxers +1
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#13 - secondfunction (11/23/2015) [-]
yes
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#10 - numbahone (11/23/2015) [-]
I would say it's a very high tier mecha anime that is very smart and fast paced. Everyone has their opinion of what the best is. Around 50 episodes, not too long, but definitely worth the watch.
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2015 on The most difficult question. 0
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