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Date Signed Up:5/13/2015
Last Login:1/15/2016
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Total Comments Made:504
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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/30/2015 on Anon tries some pick-up lines +87
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/30/2015 on check +3
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/29/2015 on What the fuck? +1
#4 - The King is killed by his brother, and the King's son sees his… 11/29/2015 on Didney accurate titles 0
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/28/2015 on The modern opinion on velma +8
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/27/2015 on Feminism 0
#8 - doctorronan (11/28/2015) [-]
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**doctorronan rolled image**What woman should wear
#4 - thegreatsun (11/27/2015) [-]
Only acceptable female attire.
#2 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** bad roll man
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on (untitled) +9
#1 - should've called it Kanye Quwest  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2015 on Kanye +11
#2 - tasteofanon (11/27/2015) [-]
#3 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/27/2015 on DESIGNATED +100
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#21 - toosexyforyou (11/27/2015) [-]
Cannibals carve their front top row of teeth into points.
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#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Japanese Thanksgiving 0
#30 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2015 on I thought it had a hidden... 0
#9 - outlandertom (11/27/2015) [-]
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#5 - giraffeffarig (11/27/2015) [-]
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no this
#6 - indigenouslotion (11/27/2015) [-]
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**indigenouslotion rolled image** you're both wrong
#23 - that's exactly what I'm implying  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on well..what can you do 0
#24 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Speaketh the truth +88
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#44 - gabsmatags (11/27/2015) [-]
Shit, I would've laughed too.
#4 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/26/2015 on Running cowards +3
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on Jesus Christ... +1
#5 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** No, this was.
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2015 on I've Come too far 0
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#21 - so if you woke up in my house and i gave you a bunch of eggs y…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/26/2015 on well..what can you do 0
#22 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
>implying I could possibly end up in such pitiful state
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#23 - umbrage (11/26/2015) [-]
that's exactly what I'm implying
#24 - ciacheczko (11/26/2015) [-]
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (12 new replies) 11/26/2015 on lol +27
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#24 - thisjunkisntfunny (11/27/2015) [-]
You must be Hasbro then, because that shit is cash.
#20 - anon (11/27/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** how i made 15 Million.
#10 - leetgod (11/26/2015) [-]
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**leetgod rolled image** and this is how i made my $15m
#19 - ironsoul (11/27/2015) [-]
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#11 - leetgod (11/26/2015) [-]
holy crap.
#2 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** this is how i've made 15 million.
#3 - ubercookieboy (11/26/2015) [-]
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**ubercookieboy rolled image** And this is how I made 15 million.
#5 - orderofthenight (11/26/2015) [-]
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**orderofthenight rolled image**...How I made 15 million?
#27 - theasexualgamer (11/27/2015) [-]
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**theasexualgamer rolled image** how I made 15 million
#6 - kurtlanglie (11/26/2015) [-]
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**kurtlanglie rolled image** And for my 15 million, I did this for hours without stopping.
#7 - bismarcksback (11/26/2015) [-]
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**bismarcksback rolled image** This shit stole my 15 millions.
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#4 - ubercookieboy (11/26/2015) [-]
...

Don't ask for details
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Visiting the USA for the... +93
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#22 - draeman (11/26/2015) [-]
source?
#17 - aguycalledlee (11/26/2015) [-]
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**aguycalledlee rolled image** nice
#8 - blackmageewizardt (11/26/2015) [-]
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**blackmageewizardt rolled image** Thats some sweet role you made, i have not so much luck with the dice.
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#18 - Viceroy (11/26/2015) [-]
Well yeah, John, all your friends are dead how lucky can you be?
#20 - fcrocker (11/26/2015) [-]
Friends are dead AND your show cancelled.

Not lucky at all.
#5 - anon (11/26/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image** that's pretty nice roll although, nothing can beat my god tier rolls
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#4 - motherfuckingkenji (11/26/2015) [-]
Ace in the hole.
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#9 - likeacupcake (11/26/2015) [-]
Nigga beat me to it
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/25/2015 on Visited 4chin for the first... 0
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 11/25/2015 on /fit/izen needs help with... -3
#1 - Picture 11/25/2015 on Proper Condom Use +240
#1 - /pol/ has made some awesome points but it's a shame most of th…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Daily reminder part trio +3
#3 - killerjhtwo (11/25/2015) [-]
Not really?
Most times that guy in the corner not saying anything has given up hope.
He doesn't want to talk to his peers because it's inane shallow bullshit about nothing that really matters, or if it's to do with current events it's just parroting whatever they've heard to try and up their status.
It may be because he's shy, but on top of that he isn't troubled by trying to keep his facebook, twitter, instagram accounts all up to date portraying a perfect life.
He likes girls, but all the girls he's met so far are not worth spending time on because invariably they turn out to be self centred and deride him for his interests.

What does this guy do with his time?
He masturbates.
He plays a lot of vidya.
He browses the internet, where he sees what it's like. He researches news stories from both sides. He learns just how fucked up the world is getting. He gets depressed. The cycle continues.
He gets further and further from the hive mind each day. He's grateful for being out of the hive mind, but misses the ignorant bliss that came with it as his days are filled with dwindling hope and sadness.
In reality, your picture could best describe SJWs and the left. Screaming incoherencies instead of participating in logical debate, working on feels instead of brains.
/pol/ makes good points because they've had the time to compile data, take an objective look at things and provide input into the discussion. The real guys of /pol/ not the shitposters who just parrot shit they've heard like SJWs and normies. Those guys are some of the most intelligent guys around. They're well read, and are logical thinkers.
Something I aspire to be, yet unfortunately I am as dumb as a sack of shit.
#2 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
We are supreme gentlemen.
#15 - if you've got better evidence please share it  [+] (3 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Daily reminder 0
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#16 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
#10
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#28 - schnizel (11/26/2015) [-]
No, it's a test.
#13 - pretty much every group I've seen at my school, every bunch of…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/25/2015 on Daily reminder 0
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#15 - umbrage (11/25/2015) [-]
if you've got better evidence please share it
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#16 - schnizel (11/25/2015) [-]
#10
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#28 - schnizel (11/26/2015) [-]
No, it's a test.

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