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#22 - eh, I think there's a difference between a force of nature pro…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on bite peter's peter 0
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#23 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
I doubt it was the same spider anyway, due to the spider dying after it bit him.
#24 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
well my brain says that's fine for some reason.
#84 - hfw 12/02/2015 on I love this show +4
#19 - I'm no expert, but didn't the spider rewrite Parker's DNA? If …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/02/2015 on bite peter's peter +3
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#36 - haroldsaxon (12/02/2015) [-]
You share a lot of DNA with every other human
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#21 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
More like altered it to give him superpowers. But no. Because by that logic, Reed Richards and Sue Storm would be genetic siblings due to the same Cosmic storm giving them powers. And they had kids together too.
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#22 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
eh, I think there's a difference between a force of nature producing random mutations and a living creature that gives a part of itself to your genetic makeup but whatevs.
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#23 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
I doubt it was the same spider anyway, due to the spider dying after it bit him.
#24 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
well my brain says that's fine for some reason.
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#20 - hasegawa (12/02/2015) [-]
interesting, but i think its more like how a certain race has different muscle structure
#15 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/02/2015 on bite peter's peter +1
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#16 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
They're not related. Blood or otherwise.
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#19 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm no expert, but didn't the spider rewrite Parker's DNA? If they share DNA from the same source that's basically the same as sharing a biological parent.
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#36 - haroldsaxon (12/02/2015) [-]
You share a lot of DNA with every other human
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#21 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
More like altered it to give him superpowers. But no. Because by that logic, Reed Richards and Sue Storm would be genetic siblings due to the same Cosmic storm giving them powers. And they had kids together too.
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#22 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
eh, I think there's a difference between a force of nature producing random mutations and a living creature that gives a part of itself to your genetic makeup but whatevs.
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#23 - guitarassassin (12/02/2015) [-]
I doubt it was the same spider anyway, due to the spider dying after it bit him.
#24 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
well my brain says that's fine for some reason.
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#20 - hasegawa (12/02/2015) [-]
interesting, but i think its more like how a certain race has different muscle structure
#18 - No you can't, but when compared to making a game it's really s… 12/02/2015 on History might repeat itself -3
#10 - found the shill  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on History might repeat itself -3
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#14 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
you found the unbiased one
#3 - Console exclusivity needs to ******* die. There's no re…  [+] (13 new replies) 12/02/2015 on History might repeat itself -4
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#17 - ultaguide (12/02/2015) [-]
You understand how programming and hardware works right? You can't just copy/paste Wii U code into an xbox and ect. You have to hirr people to do that shit, and know the limitations of hardware. If you can maximize profit of xbox solo or ps+ xbox, then why the hell would they wast money on porting it to the wii U?
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#18 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
No you can't, but when compared to making a game it's really simple. The technology to do it near-automatically either exists or is a year or two away from being perfected, I forget which.

If you want to not make a PC port because you're afraid of pirates cutting into your sales, fine. But there's no reason not to port to other consoles, it's like printing money.
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#7 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
And yet a lack of division & diversity is what Sony and MS are trying to achieve by trying to be the same.

By copying you are not becoming better, you are not moving forward. You are dying. Then who will you copy to keep buyers interested? Again Nintendo of course.
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#10 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
found the shill
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#14 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
you found the unbiased one
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#6 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
If consumers create disharmony between each other its not the car maker's fault.
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#5 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
*made by different individuals
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#4 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
The wars are children being children. Gaming is not a lifestyle, but a business and gamers are not part of a lifestyle but consumers.

And because its a business made by the different, not a collective lifestyle, it is only natural for the people who made the companies to only care about their own well being and create division in the industry.

Divsion is good, it means diversity and diversity means more interests to satisfy.
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#12 - epicpoke (12/02/2015) [-]
But they can create division amongst the games, not division amongst the consoles.
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#13 - iluvatar (12/02/2015) [-]
if games stopped trying to be the same it would be great
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#15 - epicpoke (12/02/2015) [-]
Let's compare games from the same console.
On Playstation, compare Uncharted to LittleBigPlanet to Ratchet and Clank.
On Wii, compare Splatoon to Bayonetta to Pikmin.
On Xbox, compare Crackdown to Forza Motorsport to Quantum Break.
#20 - wertologist (12/03/2015) [-]
Blocking someone to make it look like you won the argument is sad.
#16 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
now lets compare the games that sell: shooter after shooter. haha block away nigga
#33 - I've studied some developmental psychology, I know about gende… 12/02/2015 on This is Supposed to be... +6
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/02/2015 on Very true 0
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#7 - trescope (12/03/2015) [-]
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#8 - theblackhorntail (12/02/2015) [-]
You're fucked. Literally.
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#3 - anon (12/02/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**Excellent roll. Their kids look on in horror.
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#5 - first woman's fw 12/02/2015 on Let's lose faith in humanity +20
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#2 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
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#22 - I'm still not getting the concept of a kid being trans.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/02/2015 on This is Supposed to be... +1
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#31 - zerocalibre (12/02/2015) [-]
Children aren't naturally gender neutral like the SJW and feminists want you to believe. This is backed with many psychological studies on male and female child development. As a result many transgender people have no idea what they are talking about.

The only reason that stance is adopted is entirely because feminists and LGBT affiliate groups are the primary supporters of transgenders, which is to small of a group to be able to garner much support alone. Unfortunately, despite the fact that children are not gender neutral is a better argument for justifying the trans movement, those groups censor that idea, because it opposes their own goals. That's why so many transgenders have such complicated and contradictory explanations regarding gender identity.

Does that help clarify things a bit? -_-
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#33 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I've studied some developmental psychology, I know about gender differences in kids. And I get why feminists would want to disagree with those findings. Even though statistical trends don't determine individual behaviour. There are always outliers. I played with dolls as a kid before getting into Lego. Let kids play with whatever they want, if most boys/girls prefer a certain toy, fine.

What I don't understand is how someone can think a prepubescent kid has the mental capacity and maturity to decide their gender is wrong. Because they don't, at all. Their brains are not fucking finished growing and their genitals don't work yet. They comprehend almost nothing about what it means to be male or female, or what the social consequences are for contradicting the norm. I'd have an easier time believing a kid is a brain surgeon than a transsexual. Kids who think and talk like adults are funny in comics, but in real life? This shit is impossible.
#14 - How the **** can a kid be trans? Don't SJWs believe all…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2015 on This is Supposed to be... +19
#29 - lolibear (12/02/2015) [-]
I don't think you realize how little the sjw's agree on. They are all in their own special little bubble where their logic makes sense.
#17 - sqman (12/01/2015) [-]
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**sqman rolled image**Don't overthink this comic too much. The author is a very... special kind of SJW tranny. She stated multiple times that clothes shouldn't be gendered, and yet there were strips showing the self-insert being worried that wearing boyish clothes will invalidate her as a girl.
One of her characters was a transboy, who was later turned into an intersex without any explanation (as if it would make sense), only because FtM are gender traitors (or she could just have forgotten).
There was a boy who called the Mary Sue out for her bullshit, but she brainwashed him between strips. Like, one strip he's like "just read the book already" when she's rambling, and in the next one he's like "muh-sojinistic books bad".
The thing gets creepy when she talks about how the world obsesses over trans children's genitalia, while she mentions it in every other strip. Oh, and she used to work with trans kids.
Her writing is just as bad as her art. While here it looks like a parody, she managed to get bach on track in the next one, and filled the boy with more straw to make her self-insert look like a victim.

The freaky thing is, she left her day job at a tranny camp, and now lives of her patreon. Yes, tumblrinas pay her for making this garbage.
She also travels around Canada, USA, and western Europe to spread her bullshit around people who are willing to listen - yes, first world trannies. I find it funny how she never went further east than Germany. Why does she hate Polish and Russian trannies? Why won't she support those poor middle-eastern transwomyn?
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#22 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm still not getting the concept of a kid being trans.
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#31 - zerocalibre (12/02/2015) [-]
Children aren't naturally gender neutral like the SJW and feminists want you to believe. This is backed with many psychological studies on male and female child development. As a result many transgender people have no idea what they are talking about.

The only reason that stance is adopted is entirely because feminists and LGBT affiliate groups are the primary supporters of transgenders, which is to small of a group to be able to garner much support alone. Unfortunately, despite the fact that children are not gender neutral is a better argument for justifying the trans movement, those groups censor that idea, because it opposes their own goals. That's why so many transgenders have such complicated and contradictory explanations regarding gender identity.

Does that help clarify things a bit? -_-
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#33 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I've studied some developmental psychology, I know about gender differences in kids. And I get why feminists would want to disagree with those findings. Even though statistical trends don't determine individual behaviour. There are always outliers. I played with dolls as a kid before getting into Lego. Let kids play with whatever they want, if most boys/girls prefer a certain toy, fine.

What I don't understand is how someone can think a prepubescent kid has the mental capacity and maturity to decide their gender is wrong. Because they don't, at all. Their brains are not fucking finished growing and their genitals don't work yet. They comprehend almost nothing about what it means to be male or female, or what the social consequences are for contradicting the norm. I'd have an easier time believing a kid is a brain surgeon than a transsexual. Kids who think and talk like adults are funny in comics, but in real life? This shit is impossible.
#7 - finally someone makes a good roll 12/01/2015 on He's the Batman! -1
#9 - Wait, how is this pro-SJW? It's making fun of the SJW obsessio…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/01/2015 on This is Supposed to be... +51
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#52 - brobafett (12/02/2015) [-]
Actually this comic is made a mentally ill man who uses a mentally little boy as puppet for all his "problems". The dude really really projects hard onto the MC, to the point that the straight white dad is forced to get a divorce when the mom suddenly becomes a lesbian.
#69 - shatt (12/02/2015) [-]
What in the goddamn name of fuck? I'd understand if the man had to divorce her because she was a lesbian in hiding which makes no sense nowadays because people are generally accepting of homosexuals but she just straight up decides she's gay?
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#53 - brobafett (12/02/2015) [-]
Also the as show the MC is an all around cunt, as you can see, to people who might be trying to be nice them. Imagine how this guy's opinion might have changed about transgendered people if the MC decided to give him a chance when he gave it a chance?
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#37 - iexs (12/02/2015) [-]
I guess it's supposed to say that wymyn are opressed in everything
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#34 - KBD (12/02/2015) [-]
I even read one comic they made about 'gender being a construct' and they brought it into the same category of fear.

nigga are you trying to say gender is binary or not? because fear is a legitimate human reaction, either you're afraid or you're not, there's no construct.

sometimes people should just shut up and stop
#12 - LordBlackforest (12/01/2015) [-]
The one on the right is a trans-gendered child and the star of the comic. this comic is written with out any irony. Its on /v/ every so often.
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#38 - sealman (12/02/2015) [-]
This is screaming with Poe's law.
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#39 - sealman (12/02/2015) [-]
Or its reverse. Either way.
#14 - umbrage (12/01/2015) [-]
How the fuck can a kid be trans? Don't SJWs believe all children are naturally gender-neutral until puberty and don't show any signs of acting in traditional gender roles unless they're forced to by society? (Factually untrue btw, any course in developmental psych will dispel that belief.) This has to be parody, it's too self-aware.

Like I can believe SJWs defeating themselves with their own arguments (pic related) but I refuse to believe that someone actually came up with the perfect insulting parody of something they're trying to paint in a positive light. Just the fact that the other kid is pissed off at the SJW bullshit shows that the author understands the behaviour is stupid and socially unacceptable.
#29 - lolibear (12/02/2015) [-]
I don't think you realize how little the sjw's agree on. They are all in their own special little bubble where their logic makes sense.
#17 - sqman (12/01/2015) [-]
**sqman used "*roll picture*"**
**sqman rolled image**Don't overthink this comic too much. The author is a very... special kind of SJW tranny. She stated multiple times that clothes shouldn't be gendered, and yet there were strips showing the self-insert being worried that wearing boyish clothes will invalidate her as a girl.
One of her characters was a transboy, who was later turned into an intersex without any explanation (as if it would make sense), only because FtM are gender traitors (or she could just have forgotten).
There was a boy who called the Mary Sue out for her bullshit, but she brainwashed him between strips. Like, one strip he's like "just read the book already" when she's rambling, and in the next one he's like "muh-sojinistic books bad".
The thing gets creepy when she talks about how the world obsesses over trans children's genitalia, while she mentions it in every other strip. Oh, and she used to work with trans kids.
Her writing is just as bad as her art. While here it looks like a parody, she managed to get bach on track in the next one, and filled the boy with more straw to make her self-insert look like a victim.

The freaky thing is, she left her day job at a tranny camp, and now lives of her patreon. Yes, tumblrinas pay her for making this garbage.
She also travels around Canada, USA, and western Europe to spread her bullshit around people who are willing to listen - yes, first world trannies. I find it funny how she never went further east than Germany. Why does she hate Polish and Russian trannies? Why won't she support those poor middle-eastern transwomyn?
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#22 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I'm still not getting the concept of a kid being trans.
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#31 - zerocalibre (12/02/2015) [-]
Children aren't naturally gender neutral like the SJW and feminists want you to believe. This is backed with many psychological studies on male and female child development. As a result many transgender people have no idea what they are talking about.

The only reason that stance is adopted is entirely because feminists and LGBT affiliate groups are the primary supporters of transgenders, which is to small of a group to be able to garner much support alone. Unfortunately, despite the fact that children are not gender neutral is a better argument for justifying the trans movement, those groups censor that idea, because it opposes their own goals. That's why so many transgenders have such complicated and contradictory explanations regarding gender identity.

Does that help clarify things a bit? -_-
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#33 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I've studied some developmental psychology, I know about gender differences in kids. And I get why feminists would want to disagree with those findings. Even though statistical trends don't determine individual behaviour. There are always outliers. I played with dolls as a kid before getting into Lego. Let kids play with whatever they want, if most boys/girls prefer a certain toy, fine.

What I don't understand is how someone can think a prepubescent kid has the mental capacity and maturity to decide their gender is wrong. Because they don't, at all. Their brains are not fucking finished growing and their genitals don't work yet. They comprehend almost nothing about what it means to be male or female, or what the social consequences are for contradicting the norm. I'd have an easier time believing a kid is a brain surgeon than a transsexual. Kids who think and talk like adults are funny in comics, but in real life? This shit is impossible.
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#11 - adviceweed (12/01/2015) [-]
That's why its funny.
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#7 - umbrage (12/01/2015) [-]
finally someone makes a good roll
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**gongler rolled image**No, this is the real Batman!
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**anonymous rolled image** No, this is the only real batman!
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