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#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/10/2015 on Bro -2
#8 - ohhh (12/10/2015) [-]
#4 - anon (12/10/2015) [-]
oral examination of spelling skills?
#2 - bobtombobbob (12/10/2015) [-]
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Equality 0
#3 - dindudidit (12/08/2015) [-]
This Guy

"Do you want to get the DLC Season Pass? Pre-Order other games? Here's 5 bucks for that game you bought three months ago."
#32 - what I expected 12/08/2015 on Temptress +1
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2015 on Baby Hitler +4
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#2 - darkii (12/08/2015) [-]
Not a bad roll.
#13 - MORE THAN ENOUGH 12/07/2015 on POP! 0
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll 1, Magic 8-Ball*"** **umbrage rolls O… 12/07/2015 on beat the fuck out some wood. +9
#9 - Reading these comments make me think y'all need to eat way mor…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2015 on POP! 0
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#11 - alpako (12/07/2015) [-]
theres only ten comments(eleven if you count this one)
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#13 - umbrage (12/07/2015) [-]
MORE THAN ENOUGH
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/07/2015 on I can relate 0
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/07/2015 on Master of Romance +1
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/07/2015 on MFW I am the System... +48
#3 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2015 on Drake +6
#15 - dehnoobshow (12/08/2015) [-]
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/07/2015 on Facebook +150
#23 - kimmu (12/08/2015) [-]
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#20 - xiontheshadows (12/08/2015) [-]
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#11 - fivedollaholla (12/08/2015) [-]
Unfortunately it doesn't work if you are white.
#2 - thefirstporkchop (12/07/2015) [-]
good roll is good
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2015 on oh /int/ +1
#4 - kristovsky (12/06/2015) [-]
wait, he does incest AND he's a furry?
#6 - einsampibroch (12/06/2015) [-]
#2 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/05/2015 on Why, Sharon? 0
#9 - I made a thing.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2015 on this bitch +64
#13 - anon (12/06/2015) [-]
too bad the voice of an anonymous poster doesnt mean much.

i like ur thing
#24 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/05/2015 on All Swedish 11th graders to... 0
#4 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/05/2015 on My Tito Way +5
#24 - lankyman (12/06/2015) [-]
Explanation?
Haunting shit im guessing.
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#76 - synthane (12/06/2015) [-]
Looking at the folks who posted it, it seems like it was actually just a porno on the left that someone attached to an entirely unrelated picture on the right where the lady just happened to look similar. Could be mistaken, but that is what it seems like.
#8 - psychotayto (12/06/2015) [-]
That poor bastard
#98 - Isn't heterochromatism super common in huskies? How can you kn…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/04/2015 on Dem feels +42
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#167 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/04/2015) [-]
yea it is pretty common, some people just want their husky to have blue eyes. But even when I walk him random strangers tell me to 'be careful, he has a bad eye". It really pisses me off. Also because he's a big dog they think he's mean, they tell me to keep him away from their kids and stuff. But he's a big baby, he sits and whines when kids come around and don't play with him, he loves kids.
A small dog ran up to him barking and trying to attack him and he just sniffed at it and kept going.
#121 - wanpanman (12/04/2015) [-]
Its sad really. Lots of dogs like the one above and mine he has sectoral hypochromia in both eyes get judged by that which is super common in both breeds and are avoided because of it. Tho my dogs breed is avoided because of its shit genetics too...
#141 - geneticrepo (12/04/2015) [-]
My dog has that too. Hes also a husky. Only 1/3 of one eye is brown. I thought it was the coolest thing ever and wanted him ao much more when i saw. Pic related

Cant rotate on mobile, too lazy to fix. I apologize.
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#181 - wanpanman (12/04/2015) [-]
that dog is adorable. (Above isnt my dog. i cba to upload one of my many dog pictures.
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#115 - Tiwtin (12/04/2015) [-]
The same way a person buys a 2 ton death machine to get from point a to point b without knowing what the fuck it is.
#3 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *… 12/04/2015 on Deadmau5 gets BTFO 0
#373 - Picture 12/04/2015 on Based Black Gun Owner 0
#1 - **umbrage used "*roll picture*"** **umbrage rolled image *…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2015 on Why women live longer 0
#2 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
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#1 - I can't believe she's still around. 12/02/2015 on Taylor Swift 0
#5 - I get that, and I see the appeal. That type of story just does… 12/02/2015 on Tea +6
#24 - well my brain says that's fine for some reason. 12/02/2015 on bite peter's peter 0
#2 - I think that's the reason why I can't get into Martin's work. …  [+] (16 new replies) 12/02/2015 on Tea +20
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#19 - adplum (12/03/2015) [-]
I would disagree. I think martin puts a lot of soul into some characters, but he keeps the books realistic (to a point) which is the appeal of them. In real life, people die, especially in war. Thats just how things work.
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#16 - historybuff (12/03/2015) [-]
Wow, I really disagree. I personally try to disconnect myself from characters when reading, but I really like or hate a lot of characters and have a truly emotional response when something bad happens to them.

I was real butthurt with the red wedding. Real fuckin butthurt.
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#12 - europe (12/03/2015) [-]
That's pretty much the opposite of George's works tho
They've plenty of soul, that's why it hurts all the more when they die
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#11 - miscreant (12/03/2015) [-]
That's what draws me to it. It's like this epic political fantasy world that everyone loves, except no one's wearing plot armor. There's no deus ex machina. If you fuck up, you'll likely get killed.
... Unless you're Daenarys. Fuck that boring character.
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#27 - Gandalfthewhite (12/03/2015) [-]
She won't win, that bitch is gonna crash and burn and if she ends up as Queen of Westeros i'll be pissed
#26 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Boy, just hearing the name Daenarys made me think: Bleargh, worst character...
#13 - anon (12/03/2015) [-]
Or that reading, whore-loving midget, I forgot his name
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#14 - miscreant (12/03/2015) [-]
I think Daenarys is boring because she acts entirely based on feelings even when it's completely unreasonable and doesn't have to suffer consequences for it just because she's either lucky or because the people around her are competent. She's also pretty much "the chosen one", which in itself is boring.
Tyrion, the character you're thinking of, is in my opinion nothing short of amazing. He gets in a tonne of shit not because he fucks up, but because he does everything right and people simply dislike his appearance, so it's somehow twisted into him being an asshole.
It's the classic underdog story taken to an extreme.
#20 - plantain (12/03/2015) [-]
I loved Tyrion... up until A Dance with Dragons.

He just became so vindictive, and hated almost everyone for no reason. It didn't help that he was in the middle of Worse Africa for the duration of the book. The plotline with him and Aegon Targaryen looked promising, but you know that ended up. His chapters were just so boring compared to the ones in the first three books where his character really shone in the political environment.

That leads into my main problem with A Dance with Dragons: it's so boring. People complained about A Feast for Crows because it followed completely different viewpoint characters, but I actually really enjoyed watching Jamie and Cersei being, well, Lannisters. In ADwD, he brings back the old viewpoint characters Jon, Tyrion, etc., but they don't really do anything. He devotes most of the action to characters no one cares about, like Victarion and that Martell kid. And don't even get me started on Arya. She's worse than Tyrion in this book. Her story is so boring and makes no sense. Why is she on Braavos? What reason is there for her to join the Faceless Men. These chapters just come off to me as Martin trying to show that he can be oh so deep and philosophical.

The quality of Daenarys chapters varies. Sometimes they're great, sometimes they're mediocre, but mostly leaning towards good.

TL;DR: A Dance With Dragons is my least favorite in the series. It's good, but not as great as its predecessors.
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#24 - tormain (12/03/2015) [-]
Tyrion was great in ADwD, imo. You say he hates everyone almost everyone for no reason but I think he's been quite reasonably angry. Over the series he's been:
-Ridiculed endlessly
-Abducted several times
-Been put on trial multiple times
-He's been beaten
-Betrayed by his loved ones
-Got no recognition for him saving the city from Stannis what so ever.
-etc

So I think it's justifiable angry, I would think. I agree the boat ride got a bit dull a some point but while he was with that female dwarf, who's brother was killed because of him, that part I loved.

And I think it made a lot of sense for Arya to end up in Braavos, it was to be expected the moment she got that coin from whatshisname. Arya has always been a fighter and assassination just really fits her preferred combat style and body build.

And Daenarys just straight up bores me, sits in her palace making dumb decisions while she complains. Maybe now that she's out of Mereen again and found by a Khalasar it'll get interesting again.

TL;DR: I loved ADwD and I hated AFFC, too much Briënne of farts.
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#22 - compared (12/03/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention.
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#21 - miscreant (12/03/2015) [-]
I, like many others, think that A Feast for Crows is the worse in the series. Not that it's bad per se, but it really just feels like a bridge between 3 and 5 rather than a good independent book. The whole Iron Islands thing was cool and completely missed out on in the TV series though (however they've stated they're gonna add more focus to that for season 6).
Well, Arya has compulsively stated the name of people that has hurt those that she loves each night for a long time. I think the reason she joined the Faceless Men is plain and simply that they might grant her the power to more easily kill those she hates.
And yeah, Daenarys chapters are usually fairly good. It's the character I don't like. She was good in the first book/season because back then she was a sweet girl who did her best with a terrible situation. Now she constantly makes bad decisions, undermines others and acts like she deserves everything. And seeing how surprisingly well that's still going it bothers me that she might just actually deserve everything simply because she is "the chosen one".
#6 - chris chris (12/02/2015) [-]
i'v heard people cant get into Tolkien because its soo dry and mostly about scenery and boring. but i find thats one of the things that make him great, he paints a picture and gives life to the world, not just the characters

art is interpritation
#4 - solsgon (12/02/2015) [-]
Maybe the reason they have no soul as you put it (although I don't particularly agree) is that they're realistic? If you think about it everyone is a set piece, a faceless stranger, a pawn in someone else's game or just a faraway, unknown element. Also true heroes like the characters in HP or many other books don't truly exist. But that's just my view on it.
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#5 - umbrage (12/02/2015) [-]
I get that, and I see the appeal. That type of story just doesn't do anything for me. I might as well just play Sims.
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