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    OC OC
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    aMAZEingly bad ttle aMAZEingly bad ttle
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    Ethereal bullshit Ethereal bullshit
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    Fire Warrior was the best PS2 game ever! Fire Warrior was the best PS2...
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#235 - oh wow, OH WOW! I must watch all of this, this is somethin… 05/19/2013 on Ramsey... My Man 0
#274 - I thought 0 decibels was silence, can someone re-educate me?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/19/2013 on The quietest room in the... +2
#298 - wyldek (05/19/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure decibels work on a logarithmic scale. Meaning that the greater the magnitude of the negative number, the closer to 0 on an absolute scale.

IE: -20 db = 0.01
#322 - beefking (05/19/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at Signals ** mfw
#29 - the keys to the left spell out "the game"  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2013 on YJR HS,R +1
User avatar #30 - xxkittypowaxx (05/18/2013) [-]
#731 - The One Brocolli 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on we know drama +5
#51 - N. Korean citizen (05/17/2013) [-]
b...but, those werent asymptotes, they were a hyperbola.....
#12 - How do you get 50 babies out of a telephone box? Nachos.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Why I'm Going to Hell +1
#13 - agentpurplek (05/16/2013) [-]
What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer
#15 - ponybroski (05/16/2013) [-]
vote you greatest comment of the day
#11 - How do you get 50 babies into a telephone box? Liquidiser.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Why I'm Going to Hell 0
User avatar #12 - umaya (05/16/2013) [-]
How do you get 50 babies out of a telephone box?

Nachos.
#13 - agentpurplek (05/16/2013) [-]
What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer
#15 - ponybroski (05/16/2013) [-]
vote you greatest comment of the day
#68 - Don't forget the 4 stages of an internal combustion engine. … 05/14/2013 on Handjob +5
#4059 - **umaya rolls 5,277** everyone should also thumb everyone else 05/14/2013 on Uploaded As Anon +14
#97 - still better than spiders 05/13/2013 on If you could rid the world... +4
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#43 - fishratsas ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Fucking Hufflepuff **
#42 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #36 to #35 - umaya (03/17/2013) [-]
no, i thought some people on that channel watched it and would appreciate it but it turns out they don't.
User avatar #37 to #36 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
I was kind of shocked I mean this site does have a large bronie fan base.
#33 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at dadLAD ** Is it a bird, is it a plane no its this shit
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #141 at dadLAD ** Is it a bird, is it a plane no its this shit
User avatar #34 to #33 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Ohh it was a bird.
User avatar #38 to #34 - umaya (03/19/2013) [-]
I think she is reading the kama sutra
User avatar #39 to #38 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/20/2013) [-]
And fapping to it ?




Girls are weird man, hot but weird.
User avatar #40 to #39 - umaya (03/21/2013) [-]
i think she's getting bummed, you can see her hand, and the other one isn't in the right position for fapping.
#41 to #40 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
I wonder if shes a screamer.
I wonder if shes a screamer.
#32 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #411 at Chernobyl **
#31 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #321854 at Pokemon **
#30 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at FML **
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #35 at FML **
#29 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at Enjoy Nature ** I'm here to rape your profile.
#27 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Unnatural. Wrong. Impossible! **
User avatar #28 to #27 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/03/2013) [-]
Priceless.
#26 - fishratsas ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!
#25 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Good work.
#22 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random comment #542068 posted by reallynotdashie at Friendly ** :
Hey thread <3
#23 to #22 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random comment #3051296 posted by taokami at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** :
Wow that's kind of gay, I'm just going to roll again.
User avatar #24 to #23 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
That's even worse................
User avatar #13 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Umaya this is the memo to ask if you received the memo.
User avatar #14 to #13 - umaya (02/04/2013) [-]
you can't ask a question in a memo
User avatar #15 to #14 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Regardless did you get the memo ?
User avatar #16 to #15 - umaya (02/04/2013) [-]
no
#17 to #16 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
So you haven't heard, it was my understanding everybody had heard.   
   
   
   
A-well, everybody's heard about the bird   
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word   
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
So you haven't heard, it was my understanding everybody had heard.



A-well, everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a, bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word.
User avatar #18 to #17 - umaya (02/05/2013) [-]
Why did I not see this coming?
User avatar #19 to #18 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
Your losing your edge man.
User avatar #20 to #19 - umaya (02/05/2013) [-]
It's those rice fields.
User avatar #21 to #20 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/05/2013) [-]
I know you work in the poppy fields really, growing those heroins.
#11 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #217029 at Friendly **
User avatar #12 to #11 - fishratsas ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
BAM rainbow dash mother fuckah (how do I know the ponies name ?)
User avatar #10 - nigalthornberry (02/01/2013) [-]
...got anymore pics....
#9 - fishratsas ONLINE (01/21/2013) [-]
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#5 - fishratsas ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #67 at Nein ileven ** I'm just going to leave this here..........please be ponies
User avatar #6 to #5 - fishratsas ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Damn it. The one time I wanted ponies and they don't appear.......fuck you ponies.
#7 to #6 - fishratsas ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Jersey Shore... **
#8 to #7 - fishratsas ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #2466845 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **   I get another roll becuase Hitler.
**fishratsas rolled a random image posted in comment #2466845 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** I get another roll becuase Hitler.
User avatar #2 - alZii ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #3 to #2 - umaya (10/04/2012) [-]
if you have no life then you can get them yourself, and go and buy guild wars 2, its awesome and should fill your empty life
User avatar #4 to #3 - alZii ONLINE (10/04/2012) [-]
I'm kinda exaggerating, just wondering is all.
#1 - blartonfairweather (08/02/2012) [-]
How's it hanging. d00d?
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