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#6299 - notouchingrequired (07/18/2014) [-]
I know the feel man. Fam problems are the greatest aren't they? But go with your gut, if you feel this school is better than the community college. I know it's tough betting everything on the military backing you up.
I was joining the air force about 3 years ago, made a 92 on my asvab and was well on my way to getting out of this shithole of a city (Houston, Tx) and trying to get rid of my family problems, when as I was walking into getting sworn in, I was handed a red letter and asked to return to the lobby. See even after my background check, turns out my brother got a drug possession charge in my name a few years back, it was a misdemeanor and he didn't have his i.d., plus he had a warrant. So I was pissed, when i found the arresting officer and had him back me up against the CMSA, the CMSA ruled against me, saying I should of known about the charge before hand and reported to my recruiter. He told me, given the circumstances I was to be put on a freeze list of 1 year and repeat the whole recruiting process. I told him to fuck off
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#217 - skypatrol (07/02/2014) [-]
The only reason that Stalin took Berlin was because Roosevelt and Churchill decided to let them because they wanted to let the Russians die.
Russians lost over 250k troops in Berlin because the Germans fought tooth and nail to the very last inch.
We didn't let the Russians spread communism any further after that, and hence, Cold War.
We could have easily rolled up to Berlin and taken the same amount of losses as the Russians, but the Russians WANTED to go there because they hated Germany so much.
Do you even read history? Or do you just get everything from Tumblr?
#220 - skypatrol (07/02/2014) [-]
The U.S. did not "Win" the war.
But we tipped the balance of power an incredible amount. Plus, without our supplies to the allies before we joined, they would not have held out for as long as they did.
In addition, Hitler was a terrible Strategist. All of these things allowed us to land on the beaches, and breeze our way over to Germany with minimal resistance.
Our losses weren't so goddamn high because we weren't on the same damn continent when Hitler's brilliant Generals stormed across with Blitzkreig.
I don't believe that England would have fallen, even if we hadn't joined the war - because of our immense support to them. But without England, we might not have been able to beat Hitler back.
Please go read some damn history somewhere other than Tumblr, or some Liberal cum bucket.
#281 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
Lets say the allies pre-US involvement had a 40% power. Axis Powers would then have about 60%.
Post-U.S. involvement, those numbers shot up to say, 70% allied, 30% axis.
Because America out produced Germany. It's how America has always won it's wars - Completely overwhelm the enemy with just a shitton of shit.
The Japanese General in charge of the defense of Iwo Gima (For the life of me, i cannot remember his name) stated "It seemed like the sea was rising against us" Because of simply the amount of hardware we put into the war effort.
In Desert Storm, It was a mix of far advanced technology, and just a massive amount of it.
< This graph shows just how much (aircraft) that we made. It was almost more than all other involved nations combined, and almost 3 times as much as just Germany
The simple massive amounts of shit that America could pump into the war was staggering.
America did not "Win the war" But they kept Britain afloat, while we got our act together and helped drive across Europe.
There were many other countries involved, of course. But the U.S. was by far the biggest player.
#287 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
Exactly, they did not single handedly win the war, because we were able to learn from the fallen European nations about Blitzkreig. It also gave Hitler more time to screw himself over and make it easy for us to roflstomp him. Plus quite a few of them died on the way over, that's always a plus.
#292 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
No way, if America went Han-Solo, we would have lost so many troops, that public support would have dropped, and then we would have pulled out like a black guy when his gf is prego.
Then we would have let Hitler burn all the jews and sit here and go back to isolationism.... Until Hitler came to us.
#226 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
No they fucking weren't, the Dutch were neutral through the entire war.
Also in WW1 you sent overpriced coal and gas and useless weapons, the Irish were 3 times as useful as the us ever were.
Along with that the only time you traded was when the Atlantic was cleared by the british navy because you fuckers couldn't charge ridiculous prices otherwise or actually play any major role in the European conflict.
Heck if Russia hadn't destroyed Japan on Sakhalin, the kuril islands and eastern china you wouldn't of been making japan surrender in the first place.
#195 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
offcourse the us wasn't invaded WW1 was a european war and even if it wasn't the us was never an objective to anyone so bringing up that point makes me question your inteligence
Lel The soviets would've plowed over germany even if the us didn't do shit, and lets not forget the germans lost afrika and were making heavy losses in eastern europe due to the partisans especialy in yugoslavia. Hitler bit off more than he could chew he would've lost with or without the us
#286 - salihzzz (07/03/2014) [-]
creating prototypes for bombers that could succesfully bomb america for a long period, from mainland europe was the furthest actual plan hitler had for america at the time and that one wasn't even that developed( clearly). He did however want to attack the US after his conquest of europe and parts of russia, i hope i don't have to explain that hitler would never been able to conquer and hold all of Europe and parts of russia for enough years to even start planning an invasion on mainland US
#289 - skypatrol (07/03/2014) [-]
No, he would never be able to hold all that territory. You would need millions of more men that actually were loyal to him, not the slave armies at Normandy.
But we had to deal with Japan too, so if he conquered Europe while we were mostly over in the Pacific; most of our defense would have been National Guard, and every citizen with a weapon fighting inch by inch.
#209 - evilmagic (07/02/2014) [-]
If you're honestly saying that the Germans didn't lose in Africa because of Patton(who was an American general) than I question your intelligence lol. And D-Day was still a major turning point in the war, and without the Americans, Japan would've been able to help invade Russia from the other end but since we were keeping them distracted they weren't able too. America basically won the Pacific Front by itself.
#229 - anonymous (07/02/2014) [-]
They lost because of Bernard Montgomery you sad sack of shit. Patton done jack shit in comparison, you fled like mice in your first battle with germany, the UK had to come save your ass.
Japan couldn't invade Siberia if Russia was fighting every country in europe, let alone germany. You know considering Russia retook China, sakhalin and the kuril islands from them, Believe what you want you deluded americunt.
#214 - salihzzz (07/02/2014) [-]
japan invade russia? do you have any idea how streched japanese forces already were they couldnt hold that teritory for 5 years let alone with russian soil and losses from that war
I'm not amerika did a lot i'm just tired of amerikans acting like they WON the war as i said before.
And yes General platon was a big part but uproar in those regions combined with previous losses and the los of the desert fox cause them to lose afrika
#334 - bluefummer (07/11/2014) [-]
soviets werent allied they just happened to fight on the same side as them to beat a common enemy
if they were allied then why was there a big worry about stopping the red bear from continuing on into the rest of europe that needed big brother usa to warn them not to try
you know, theres more than just the toilet paper allied propaganda version of history
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