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#17 - Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach?…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#15 - I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
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#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
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#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#13 - That's cool. Do you play any sports?  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#14 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Two, confidential to you for now. How about you Mr. (Mrs.?) Sophomore?
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#15 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it
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#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
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#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
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#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#10 - That's cool, so what's up with you? What do your parents do?  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#12 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Work locally, coachin' peeps.
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#13 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool. Do you play any sports?
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#14 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Two, confidential to you for now. How about you Mr. (Mrs.?) Sophomore?
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#15 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it
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#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
User avatar
#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
User avatar
#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#7 - I'm a Sophomore  [+] (11 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
#9 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I gotta ask for your name, but that's up to you if you want to tell me.
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#11 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Posted as Anon, lel
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#8 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Senior here. What are the odds...
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#10 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool, so what's up with you? What do your parents do?
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#12 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Work locally, coachin' peeps.
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#13 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool. Do you play any sports?
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#14 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Two, confidential to you for now. How about you Mr. (Mrs.?) Sophomore?
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#15 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it
User avatar
#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
User avatar
#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
User avatar
#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#5 - Yeah  [+] (13 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#6 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Year, if you don't mind me asking?
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#7 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a Sophomore
#9 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I gotta ask for your name, but that's up to you if you want to tell me.
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#11 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Posted as Anon, lel
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#8 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Senior here. What are the odds...
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#10 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool, so what's up with you? What do your parents do?
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#12 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Work locally, coachin' peeps.
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#13 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool. Do you play any sports?
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#14 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Two, confidential to you for now. How about you Mr. (Mrs.?) Sophomore?
User avatar
#15 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it
User avatar
#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
User avatar
#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
User avatar
#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
#3 - Yeah, do you go to the high school? Or are you a private scho…  [+] (15 new replies) 02/16/2015 on ultrafunctional's profile 0
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#4 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Holy fuck haha, you go to Greenwich High?
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#5 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah
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#6 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Year, if you don't mind me asking?
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#7 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a Sophomore
#9 - anon (02/16/2015) [-]
I gotta ask for your name, but that's up to you if you want to tell me.
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#11 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Posted as Anon, lel
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#8 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Senior here. What are the odds...
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#10 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool, so what's up with you? What do your parents do?
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#12 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Work locally, coachin' peeps.
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#13 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
That's cool. Do you play any sports?
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#14 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Two, confidential to you for now. How about you Mr. (Mrs.?) Sophomore?
User avatar
#15 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
I'm a guy, and I row for Greenwich Crew, I think you've heard of it
User avatar
#16 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Every so often, I know a handful of people who do Crew. Tough sport.
User avatar
#17 - ultrafunctional (02/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, it is. Is your dad a private coach? Or a school coach? My mom's an interior designer. I'm living with my aunt. I have a funny story to tell you about her (aunt). It's kind of fucked up though.
User avatar
#18 - girrafalopegis (02/16/2015) [-]
Team coach locally, not associated with the high school. What's your first name, if you don't mind me asking? I know quite a bit of people, I wouldn't be surprised if I knew you. Or if you want to keep on a no name basis, I respect that.

And message me or pm or something if you don't want the stories on your comments.
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