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Date Signed Up:11/26/2009
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#52 - my ***** 12/16/2013 on Cartoon Piano +4
#173 - The forest is littered with dead bodies? What in the **… 12/16/2013 on Creepiest Places on Earth #1 +1
#3 - I know its a horrific thing, but I couldn't help but laugh at …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Christmas Comp #1 -1
#7 - fireprincess (12/15/2013) [-]
Here ya go
#3 - >Rome mentioned >Soundofwinter swells with pride  [+] (1 new reply) 12/15/2013 on Well which one are you? +1
#27 - soundofwinter (12/15/2013) [-]
#3 - God ******* dammit buff Carlos 12/15/2013 on Moose +16
#2 - Picture 12/15/2013 on gabe is at it again +3
#1 - Picture 12/15/2013 on Can I have a large number... 0
#2 - Leader Dictator?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2013 on Haircut 2 +23
#35 - nthmetal (12/16/2013) [-]
And not a single fuck was given that day
User avatar #17 - weniscake (12/16/2013) [-]
For a second there I thought you were soundofwinter
#18 - soundofwinter (12/16/2013) [-]
Thou hast summoned me
User avatar #19 - weniscake (12/16/2013) [-]
Welcome, my glorious italian overlord
#18 - Reaction pic if anyone wants it. 12/15/2013 on Seen some Shit +12
#32 - "homemade marshmellows"  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2013 on I want marshmallows now 0
User avatar #45 - shadowstepone (12/11/2013) [-]
you can make them at home. With the literal plant mallow. they're different, but you can taste some similarities.
#19 - orderer's face when they were molested 12/11/2013 on Why is six afraid of seven? +4
#85 - Worth the read  [+] (11 new replies) 12/07/2013 on The tags are a lie +6
User avatar #110 - mrmarcooler (12/07/2013) [-]
Well, I'm 5'5" (165cm) tall. And I like it. I could actually tolerate being a bit shorter too, just to underscore the point.

I would also have been shorter if not for some hormones I started on as a child. And I know why I did it, it used to be a big deal for me. And my "peers". Used to be bullied like hell up until... Well, relatively recently. They calmed down the mocking around the time I was 16, because the "ignoring technique" finally started to affect them.

What allowed me to do that was that I've just brought my self to find what I like about my height and learned to not mind the jerks that would think lesser of me for it.

As a side note, sorry for my terrible formulation of this. Typing longer, coherent texts is really not my forte.
User avatar #131 - tittentei (12/07/2013) [-]
hey man I remember you from school
User avatar #133 - mrmarcooler (12/07/2013) [-]
You sure about that, laddie? Lots of short people around the world.
User avatar #134 - tittentei (12/07/2013) [-]
Yeah on HiNT. I'm 100% natural sure.
User avatar #135 - mrmarcooler (12/07/2013) [-]
Alright. When you put it like that... I think you're right! Nice. :3
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User avatar #103 - awesomanium (12/07/2013) [-]
I think average is actually below six foot, maybe 5'11" or 5'10".
Don't take that as me trying to say that I'm above average though, I'm above 6' so it doesn't really affect me.
#104 - icewraith has deleted their comment.
User avatar #105 - awesomanium (12/07/2013) [-]
Well, according to Wikipedia, average UK height is 5'9" and average US is 5'10", but that may not be entirely correct.
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#55 - Yeah that sounds pretty cool.. Until Amazon arms it's… 12/06/2013 on PULL! 0
#46 - Yeah, who needs video games?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/04/2013 on programming +20
User avatar #58 - lemanrouste (12/04/2013) [-]
Faggots and Weeaboos.
User avatar #95 - aussieftw (12/05/2013) [-]
No idea what a Weeaboo(s?) is, bit if I can't love video games without it, consider me one.
#96 - lemanrouste (12/05/2013) [-]
My horrible attempt at trolling has obviously failed miserably.

So please take this gif as my part of my surrender.
#168 - Damn, I thought it would have been so awesome if the ones who … 12/04/2013 on Oh, Just a Japanese Game... +7
#127 - I will find a use for this one day. 12/04/2013 on How Many? +2
#116 - "Butt Tap" 12/02/2013 on Awkward Contacts -2
#5 - Picture 12/02/2013 on If I may ask 0
#1 - What if when typing on tumblr and you rANDOMLY CAPITALIZE thin…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/02/2013 on makes sense +154
#110 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
I don'T ThiNk your capitalization was random at all. I'd almost say you planned it. that way. way to similar to the picture. I call doubt...............
#97 - bann (12/03/2013) [-]
Then thank god I know she's not retarded at least
#44 - homm (12/03/2013) [-]
#71 - anonymous (12/03/2013) [-]
"Later."
#27 - maledicere (12/02/2013) [-]
this angers me so greatly i am using caps and holding shift at the same time !!!!
#1 - Just wait until he gets reinforcements and returns. 12/02/2013 on oooooOOOOOOOO +12
#17 - Shouldn't this be in.. Uh .. NSFW perhaps? Where you might fin…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Need your opinion about sex 0
#18 - mauerman (12/02/2013) [-]
Because no one outside of NSFW has a sex life. Implying that people in NSFW do.
#3 - Article link for further reading. I think he was booed more li…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/02/2013 on (untitled) +3
#44 - anonymous (12/02/2013) [-]
The article doesn't mention evolution. Just that, in the bible, God created two lights (the sun and the moon) whereas he said that the moon doesn't emit light.
User avatar #5 - daix (12/02/2013) [-]
The hell did Florida do to you?! We like Bill Nye!
User avatar #101 - hyeroshi (12/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but Florida and Texas seem to be on even levels of dumb. Half of the people I know here in Florida can't read out loud properly.
#142 - arkfire (12/02/2013) [-]
Hey The average Texans IQ is 100 and I'm pretty sure Florida's is lower than that.
User avatar #145 - hyeroshi (12/03/2013) [-]
I checked five different sites and they all seem to balance out saying Florida's is 98. Looks like Texas wins this round.
User avatar #111 - daix (12/02/2013) [-]
Sounds like you live in a dumb spot in florida lol we got ghetto stupid, texas got religious stupid
User avatar #113 - hyeroshi (12/02/2013) [-]
I'm over near what used to be NASA. We've got one white town surrounded by 3 ghetto cities and a prison lol.
#1 - EA when people hate their ass 12/02/2013 on When EA makes a new game +51
#1 - yfw when success 12/02/2013 on how it feels +3
#1 - Picture 12/01/2013 on Read description +6
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