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Date Signed Up:2/19/2010
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Wisconsin
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#8 - Try this  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2013 on Wishbone +1
#11 - thewisedane (09/13/2013) [-]
THE COLOURS!
#32 - I just got my first shiny today!!  [+] (2 new replies) 09/10/2013 on we all did this at one point +4
#92 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/10/2013) [-]
arceus can be so mean sometimes
User avatar #52 - corso (09/10/2013) [-]
I'll give you my shiny, baby.
#5 - Related 09/08/2013 on bless you +1
#147 - I think that's pretty good. 09/08/2013 on Superpowers +1
#224 - I think I'll be okay  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2013 on How f*cked are U +1
User avatar #226 - brawlmaster (09/03/2013) [-]
well this is a surprise
#1 - OH MY GAWD ALCHEMICFREAK! First uberandrew, now you, n…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2013 on how did i get here i am not... 0
User avatar #18 - dracolegacy (09/01/2013) [-]
what if seanessytheking came back?
User avatar #65 - trivdiego (10/19/2013) [-]
then the site would get a little bit darker
#3 - I love the look on his face. "Damn it, not again!" 08/28/2013 on Well fuck +1
#3 - He already had a shield, you ********  [+] (3 new replies) 08/27/2013 on Goddamnit old man +1
User avatar #4 - arreatface (08/28/2013) [-]
well one shield is good but two is better, you dickshit
User avatar #5 - whipptron (08/28/2013) [-]
But I don't see a shield on his back in the first place, you dickshits
#6 - arreatface (08/28/2013) [-]
well maybe he did put it up his ass for scientifical purposes
#14 - 22,000 pounds... sounds about right! 08/23/2013 on too fat to work\ 0
#106 - "one of the greatest"? I think you mean "the gr… 08/22/2013 on This generation' +4
#15 - I'm sorry, I just thought it sounded funny. I guess funnyjunk …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Magnus knows whats up. -4
User avatar #24 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2013) [-]
grow up
#5 - Is no one going to mention the kid on the right's name?  [+] (3 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Magnus knows whats up. -15
User avatar #8 - hydromatic (08/17/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #15 - ultiomos (08/17/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I just thought it sounded funny. I guess funnyjunk disagrees.
User avatar #24 - toosexyforyou (08/17/2013) [-]
grow up
#3 - Pikachu is number 25, Meowth is number 52. 08/16/2013 on Pikachu & Meowth +5
#16 - Yes. Happiness. 08/15/2013 on That's Some Scary Shit +2
#4 - Mugi is mah waifu  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2013 on wink wink nudge nudge, hint... +7
#5 - moltar (08/14/2013) [-]
Mio is mine.
#13 - spjlapj (08/14/2013) [-]
ill take azusa
#187 - Definitely Master Sword. Literally, none of them could touch m… 08/14/2013 on I'd like a lightsaber 0
#18 - Situational Irony: an outcome that turns out to be very d…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/13/2013 on the irony -5
User avatar #25 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
No. Situational Irony is when something happens like a Fire station being burned down.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
Better example would be Fire station flooding
User avatar #38 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #22 - ugottanked (08/13/2013) [-]
example of irony: you buy a brand new car, and take it for a spin...only to total it

that my friend, is irony
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
No, that's just unfortunate.
User avatar #19 - lolfire (08/13/2013) [-]
#7 - Coincidence is a type of irony  [+] (8 new replies) 08/12/2013 on the irony -10
User avatar #10 - lolfire (08/12/2013) [-]
No.

No it is not.

Billy Madison - Everyone is now dumber
#18 - ultiomos (08/13/2013) [-]
Situational Irony:
an outcome that turns out to be very different from what was expected, the difference between what is expected to happen and what actually does

Would you say that it was expected for the mold to come out deformed as it is? Do you think it was more likely that a mold would be damaged just because it was a mold of JFK?

I don't mean to be an ass, I just see this kind of post about irony vs coincidence and it bothers me.
If you still disagree, take this gif as consolation.
User avatar #25 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
No. Situational Irony is when something happens like a Fire station being burned down.
#32 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
Better example would be Fire station flooding
User avatar #38 - hydraetis (08/13/2013) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #22 - ugottanked (08/13/2013) [-]
example of irony: you buy a brand new car, and take it for a spin...only to total it

that my friend, is irony
#37 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/13/2013) [-]
No, that's just unfortunate.
User avatar #19 - lolfire (08/13/2013) [-]
#99 - As an American, I don't get any of this.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/11/2013 on Hell is where... +9
User avatar #150 - minecraftmemes (08/11/2013) [-]
As an american you dont get anything
#152 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2013) [-]
How clever and original.
#158 - minecraftmemes (08/11/2013) [-]
thanks
#4 - Black and White, the games with that character as Cooltrainer,…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on How to battle pokemon +5
#5 - beroty (08/11/2013) [-]
Thanks ultiomos
now i'll buy Black and White
#4 - Silly, that's not how you spell Mugi! But yeah Nagato is awesome.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/11/2013 on Tis but a scratch. +2
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#4 - the on time a circle would be helpful  [+] (7 new replies) 08/11/2013 on forget waldo +136
#93 - cseresznye (08/11/2013) [-]
Here, use this.
You are welcome
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/11/2013) [-]
OK, but just this on time.
#5 - mrsauce (08/11/2013) [-]
#97 - vexeranhd (08/12/2013) [-]
#69 - kaarvaag (08/11/2013) [-]
That's not Waldo you dumb cunt
User avatar #41 - nicolbolas (08/11/2013) [-]
you are a nice person
User avatar #6 - shiifter (08/11/2013) [-]
Wow. It's actually there. I thought i was getting trolled.
#29 - Portals cant' be pushed, but they can slide. Bam? 08/10/2013 on the title doesnt even matter +1
#56 - Goddammit I got Moon Moon! 08/08/2013 on Your villain name -1
#5 - Only illegal if you use it to raise the value of money.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2013 on Lincoln +1
User avatar #140 - silverzepher (08/11/2013) [-]
it is destruction of currency, but the ammount of change made to inflation is basicly nothing unless you destroy 100,000's of them
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User avatar #2 to #1 - ultiomos (06/21/2014) [-]
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