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Date Signed Up:7/22/2011
Last Login:12/22/2012
Location:UK
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#62 - REPOST NO thumb FOR YOU REPOST NO thumb FOR YOU REPOST NO … 08/07/2011 on Win +7
#13 - Comment deleted 08/07/2011 on Autocorrect comp +3
#51 - Picture 08/07/2011 on American girls. +6
#28 - Picture 08/07/2011 on LADY! LOOK AFTER YOUR... +10
#114 - Picture 08/07/2011 on The sad, sad truth. +1
#250 - do you have the tom hanks 1 08/07/2011 on Troll Trap 0
#1223 - thats just cruel i love animals i have a cat his name is Garfi…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2011 on German Shepherd +1
User avatar #1232 - RainbowFright (08/08/2011) [-]
I have an orange tabby at my My father's in Florida named Oliver. Klopsy is the orange tabby I rescued. I think animals are like family and I call Klopsy and our dog Hunter my sons. (my grandma actually thought I was pregnant once when I said I had sons I Facebook.) I feel like Casey is still with me even though I haven't seen him in almost a year but I know he is happy in Heaven.
#689 - *called Cassy*  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2011 on German Shepherd 0
User avatar #720 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
Mine was a boy and he just disappeared one day. I had him for 14ish years and my grandma hated him so I think she did something to him because my pets always died around her and now that I moved out she keeps telling me to put my three year old cat down (only because his vet said he can't eat dry food and I found him almost dead on the side of the road at 2 months) and calls him retarded and says he has mental problems. She even got my mom and my 13 year old brother into calling him names.
#1223 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
thats just cruel i love animals i have a cat his name is Garfield we found him in a dumpster and sorry to hear about your dog he should be in a better place.
<---- my cat
User avatar #1232 - RainbowFright (08/08/2011) [-]
I have an orange tabby at my My father's in Florida named Oliver. Klopsy is the orange tabby I rescued. I think animals are like family and I call Klopsy and our dog Hunter my sons. (my grandma actually thought I was pregnant once when I said I had sons I Facebook.) I feel like Casey is still with me even though I haven't seen him in almost a year but I know he is happy in Heaven.
#680 - no joke my dog is Cassey only its spelled Kassie and its a girl  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2011 on German Shepherd 0
User avatar #689 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
*called Cassy*
User avatar #720 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
Mine was a boy and he just disappeared one day. I had him for 14ish years and my grandma hated him so I think she did something to him because my pets always died around her and now that I moved out she keeps telling me to put my three year old cat down (only because his vet said he can't eat dry food and I found him almost dead on the side of the road at 2 months) and calls him retarded and says he has mental problems. She even got my mom and my 13 year old brother into calling him names.
#1223 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
thats just cruel i love animals i have a cat his name is Garfield we found him in a dumpster and sorry to hear about your dog he should be in a better place.
<---- my cat
User avatar #1232 - RainbowFright (08/08/2011) [-]
I have an orange tabby at my My father's in Florida named Oliver. Klopsy is the orange tabby I rescued. I think animals are like family and I call Klopsy and our dog Hunter my sons. (my grandma actually thought I was pregnant once when I said I had sons I Facebook.) I feel like Casey is still with me even though I haven't seen him in almost a year but I know he is happy in Heaven.
#477 - mind=blown 08/07/2011 on Trippin Harry Potter 0
#651 - thank yoooooou  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2011 on German Shepherd 0
User avatar #658 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
You're welcome, reminds me of my dog Casey.... I really miss him... :( But I gave you a thumb and had to say awww.
User avatar #680 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
no joke my dog is Cassey only its spelled Kassie and its a girl
User avatar #689 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
*called Cassy*
User avatar #720 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
Mine was a boy and he just disappeared one day. I had him for 14ish years and my grandma hated him so I think she did something to him because my pets always died around her and now that I moved out she keeps telling me to put my three year old cat down (only because his vet said he can't eat dry food and I found him almost dead on the side of the road at 2 months) and calls him retarded and says he has mental problems. She even got my mom and my 13 year old brother into calling him names.
#1223 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
thats just cruel i love animals i have a cat his name is Garfield we found him in a dumpster and sorry to hear about your dog he should be in a better place.
<---- my cat
User avatar #1232 - RainbowFright (08/08/2011) [-]
I have an orange tabby at my My father's in Florida named Oliver. Klopsy is the orange tabby I rescued. I think animals are like family and I call Klopsy and our dog Hunter my sons. (my grandma actually thought I was pregnant once when I said I had sons I Facebook.) I feel like Casey is still with me even though I haven't seen him in almost a year but I know he is happy in Heaven.
#207 - cat feel the mighty wrath of my htc phone 08/06/2011 on Cross Memes Comp +1
#538 - this is my dog now LOOK AT IT LOOK AT IT AND SAY AWWWW  [+] (10 new replies) 08/06/2011 on German Shepherd +8
User avatar #640 - RainbowFright (08/06/2011) [-]
AWWWW
User avatar #651 - ultimateninja (08/06/2011) [-]
thank yoooooou
User avatar #658 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
You're welcome, reminds me of my dog Casey.... I really miss him... :( But I gave you a thumb and had to say awww.
User avatar #680 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
no joke my dog is Cassey only its spelled Kassie and its a girl
User avatar #689 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
*called Cassy*
User avatar #720 - RainbowFright (08/07/2011) [-]
Mine was a boy and he just disappeared one day. I had him for 14ish years and my grandma hated him so I think she did something to him because my pets always died around her and now that I moved out she keeps telling me to put my three year old cat down (only because his vet said he can't eat dry food and I found him almost dead on the side of the road at 2 months) and calls him retarded and says he has mental problems. She even got my mom and my 13 year old brother into calling him names.
#1223 - ultimateninja (08/07/2011) [-]
thats just cruel i love animals i have a cat his name is Garfield we found him in a dumpster and sorry to hear about your dog he should be in a better place.
<---- my cat
User avatar #1232 - RainbowFright (08/08/2011) [-]
I have an orange tabby at my My father's in Florida named Oliver. Klopsy is the orange tabby I rescued. I think animals are like family and I call Klopsy and our dog Hunter my sons. (my grandma actually thought I was pregnant once when I said I had sons I Facebook.) I feel like Casey is still with me even though I haven't seen him in almost a year but I know he is happy in Heaven.
#566 - CIS White Male (08/06/2011) [-]
I'm just gonna leave this one here...
#609 - rayrayray (08/06/2011) [-]
#597 - touched my heart 08/05/2011 on It gets better +3
#102 - no i do it 08/05/2011 on Pool force push 0
#244 - original 08/05/2011 on Death 0
#212 - WTF 08/05/2011 on That moment when you... +1
#143 - raise your weapon in my ass 0_o deadmau5  [+] (2 new replies) 08/05/2011 on Death +3
#241 - CIS White Male (08/05/2011) [-]
YES!
Are you listening to the original or remix? :D
User avatar #244 - ultimateninja (08/05/2011) [-]
original
#184 - Picture 08/04/2011 on Crap. +1
#257 - Picture 08/04/2011 on Red sea of thumbs -7
#705 - Picture 08/04/2011 on Troll Mom -2
#237 - i am the hero Gotham deserves. 08/01/2011 on Tentacle Monster +19
#153 - same thing happed to me but it was my first job i got 1 hour of sleep. 08/01/2011 on Every damn time. +4
#349 - **ultimateninja rolls 26** 08/01/2011 on trolldad 0
#346 - **ultimateninja rolls 12** 08/01/2011 on trolldad 0

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#2 - lorenzospindoli (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm obligated to post this on every profile that replied to my comment on my old account here:
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It's bumblebeepeepee, just so you'd be aware.
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Now that I'm back on FunnyJunk, you and the rest of the really awesome people on the internet deserve a thanks for helping me through depression. I was actually about to finally kill myself, but the internet reminded me that maybe not everyone has it worse, but people do care. I live with Michelle and her parents as of now and I've started getting a good workout helping around the house! You guys are really ******* great. Just so you all know, I love you people.
User avatar #1 - xHoratioCainex (09/13/2011) [-]
COMMENT VIRGINITY IS MINE!


Also, I rolled you..

Bro for the day? :D
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