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Gender: male
Steam Profile: ultimateasshole
Date Signed Up:8/05/2011
Last Login:9/16/2014
Location:Indianapolis Indiana
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Content Ranking:#206
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Highest Content Rank:#207
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#1226 - nekopon (04/01/2014) [-]
stickied by ultimateasshole
User avatar #670 - ultimateasshole (07/15/2013) [+] (4 replies)
stickied
poop
#1508 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Yooooooooooooo   
How's work?
Yooooooooooooo
How's work?
User avatar #1509 to #1508 - ultimateasshole (17 hours ago) [-]
IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE!!!!!!
User avatar #1510 to #1509 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Awww shiiieeeet
It's that much fun?
User avatar #1511 to #1510 - ultimateasshole (17 hours ago) [-]
No, i wanna go home and sleep.
User avatar #1512 to #1511 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Sarcasm is a fun thing
How was your weekend?
User avatar #1513 to #1512 - ultimateasshole (17 hours ago) [-]
It was okay.
How about yours?
User avatar #1514 to #1513 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Ooh, you do anything nice?
Mine was pretty fun! Was having fun til Sunday :3
User avatar #1515 to #1514 - ultimateasshole (17 hours ago) [-]
I had a bon fire with the neighborhood kids and my daughter.
Then got to talk to Jen for a little bit after(i loved that part)
User avatar #1516 to #1515 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Ah, that sounds really nice ^^
But who be Jen?
User avatar #1517 to #1516 - ultimateasshole (17 hours ago) [-]
A girl i like.
User avatar #1518 to #1517 - tindarin (17 hours ago) [-]
Ah, I see.
You two should totally bang
User avatar #1519 to #1518 - ultimateasshole (16 hours ago) [-]
I just like spending time with her.
User avatar #1520 to #1519 - tindarin (16 hours ago) [-]
Haha, I understand. I was only joking
User avatar #1521 to #1520 - ultimateasshole (16 hours ago) [-]
Im not saying i wouldnt though.
User avatar #1522 to #1521 - tindarin (16 hours ago) [-]
You don't even have to tell me you wouldn't :p
#1479 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Heya!
What up?
User avatar #1501 to #1500 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Beanie power **** yeah man! ^.^
User avatar #1503 to #1502 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh and I couldn't really harm your daughter in any way
Nor would I want to!
User avatar #1504 to #1503 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I know that but, you never know who might take pictures i send out of her and use them against me later if they get pissed at me.

Or worse.
User avatar #1505 to #1504 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Well what if you show a pic on skype or something? Only I could see it like that
User avatar #1506 to #1505 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I send you a dropbox link in a PM on FJ.
User avatar #1507 to #1506 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Well alrighty then! Anything will do for me really
User avatar #1480 to #1479 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
Hey buddy i was looking for you this morning.
User avatar #1481 to #1480 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh really? Why's that?
Also sorry, fj was lagging.. couldn't reply
User avatar #1482 to #1481 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont know...its not like you or anything b-baka..
#1483 to #1482 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Wow, ghey
Have a butt!
#1485 to #1484 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Braebutt is best butt, you know it is!
#1487 to #1486 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
That's my boy! :3
User avatar #1488 to #1487 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
So what are you doing today?
User avatar #1489 to #1488 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Nothing much, might go outside and have some fun with my friends!
Or then I'll stay inside, talk with my friends and watch movies :p
How about you?
User avatar #1490 to #1489 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont get off work until 4:30(EST) so about 7 hours from now.
After that my daughter is coming over and we are gonna play vidya, make a bonfire and have smores.
User avatar #1491 to #1490 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Ah, well at least you can talk while working!
Oh you got a daughter? That's awesome! ^^ Sounds really fun too!
I wish I'd have a family one day too
User avatar #1492 to #1491 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
Well im not with her mother any longer and she got the house.

Also Hailey is 7.
User avatar #1493 to #1492 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Oh well that sucks.. sorry to hear it

That is a beautiful name though!
User avatar #1494 to #1493 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I picked her whole name.

Hailey Michelle
(she has my last name aswell)
User avatar #1495 to #1494 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Could I see a pic of her?
User avatar #1496 to #1495 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I dont have any on my work PC.

Maybe when i get home ill send you a dropbox link.
User avatar #1497 to #1496 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Awh yeah! Awesome ^^
Go home pls
User avatar #1498 to #1497 - ultimateasshole (09/12/2014) [-]
I have to work fag.

Plus, honestly i kinda just met you and stuff. I dont even know your name or what you look like. No offense buddy. Its not like im sharing pics of me they are of my daughter and her safety is everything to me.
#1499 to #1498 - tindarin (09/12/2014) [-]
Name's Tino, but I prefer being called tinny
#1421 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Eyyy what up?
User avatar #1475 to #1421 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Not to mention

Braeburn is the sexiest gay pone.
User avatar #1476 to #1475 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I love you
User avatar #1443 to #1421 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Yes we should totally molest sunnyday.

I'll get the rope.
#1444 to #1443 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I'm really starting to like this plan
User avatar #1445 to #1444 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Sunnyday

Whats your address?
User avatar #1448 to #1445 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Osmondthorpe Lane
Leeds

I ain't telling you the number, feg
User avatar #1450 to #1448 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
I google it and got a pic of a red and tan house on google maps.
User avatar #1453 to #1450 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
There's more than one house on this street.
User avatar #1455 to #1453 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
OMG really.

User avatar #1457 to #1455 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Indeed.

In fact, there's more than 10!
User avatar #1459 to #1457 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** man.

I could never find you.

Also if you wanna make those pics i wont be mad.
User avatar #1461 to #1459 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
I'll try to remember. Kinda busy right now, making an LP. Got an episode to get ready and stuff.
User avatar #1465 to #1462 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Check PV.

I posted the first one. Making the second now, I guess.
#1446 to #1445 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
I really hope this plan will work out!
User avatar #1447 to #1446 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
It has to for the sake of all humanity.
#1449 to #1447 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
He'll look something like this if we succeed
User avatar #1454 to #1449 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
That's just kinky.
User avatar #1456 to #1454 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Exaaaactly!
User avatar #1458 to #1456 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
I have no problem with this.
User avatar #1460 to #1458 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Awww
But it's more fun if you resiiiist
User avatar #1463 to #1460 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Will my resistance just make your penis harder?
User avatar #1464 to #1463 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
A lot of things will make it harder
User avatar #1466 to #1464 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
...Like?
User avatar #1467 to #1466 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Coating it in iron would make it pretty hard
User avatar #1468 to #1467 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
That doesn't sound very kinky at all
User avatar #1469 to #1468 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Well no, it sounds rather painful really
But you can't deny that it would be hard!
User avatar #1471 to #1469 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Very hard indeed!
#1472 to #1471 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
But things like this can make it hard too
User avatar #1473 to #1472 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Kinky things are the best things to use to make it hard.
#1474 to #1473 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You're damn right about that...
User avatar #1422 to #1421 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Doing a little work.
You?
#1423 to #1422 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You're still working? Damn
I'm watching King Kong :3
User avatar #1424 to #1423 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
I work 8am to 4:30pm but like i said i only work about 2 hours of that except on Mondays.
#1425 to #1424 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Does that mean no happy fun times?
#1427 to #1426 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Right now! Silly
#1428 to #1427 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
oh
hehe

I have a couple a minutes to horse around.
#1429 to #1428 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!
Oh and why were you on my profile? :o
User avatar #1430 to #1429 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Stslking you of coarse.
#1431 to #1430 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
There's nothing really interesting on my profile
Except if you look at the chats with me and lifeisa party
#1432 to #1431 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
I like knowing stuff that people didnt tell me.
Then i bring it up and there all like "how the hell did you know that"
#1433 to #1432 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]

You can just ask anything you wanna
#1434 to #1433 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
I know.
I just like being silly.
#1435 to #1434 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
But if you're an ultimateasshole, you shouldn't be silly!
This is good..
#1436 to #1435 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
On another note...did i mention that lucky is a trap.
#1437 to #1436 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
You did not!
Perfect!
Gib r34
#1438 to #1437 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Closes i have.
Its hard to get people to make pony stuff like that.
#1439 to #1438 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
Awww...
They just can't stand the sexiness
User avatar #1440 to #1439 - ultimateasshole (09/11/2014) [-]
Sunnyday was gonna do some then i never heard about it again...watta gay faggot.
User avatar #1442 to #1440 - sunnyday (09/11/2014) [-]
Yooooo, wait, what? I did?

Sorry I honestly don't remember...
#1441 to #1440 - tindarin (09/11/2014) [-]
We should molest him
#1419 - vinylgirl ONLINE (09/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #1415 - greedtheavaricious (09/05/2014) [-]
Opening a beer before the previous one is empty.

Simply because it just so happens to be in reach, while the open one isn't.
User avatar #1416 to #1415 - ultimateasshole (09/05/2014) [-]
Thats alcohol abuse....musnt waste a drop.
User avatar #1417 to #1416 - greedtheavaricious (09/05/2014) [-]
I'm drinking all the bad alcohol so the children can't have any.

Society should praise us as heroes.
#1413 - TacticalNuke (08/30/2014) [-]
Do you really have the ******* audacity to live in the same state as me?
User avatar #1414 to #1413 - ultimateasshole (08/30/2014) [-]
yes....i live in indianapolis
User avatar #1411 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
guess what. It was 250, but 150 to get coloured text.
So I have 4 badges
User avatar #1412 to #1411 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/26/2014) [-]
It wasn't 250*
User avatar #1399 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
hey kyle
can u get coloured text if your content gets to #1 in **** section?
User avatar #1400 to #1399 - ultimateasshole (08/25/2014) [-]
It has to get 250 thumbs in **** to get colored text.
User avatar #1402 to #1400 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
when do u get coloured text then?
A day after?
User avatar #1403 to #1402 - ultimateasshole (08/25/2014) [-]
You will get it sometime tomorrow.
User avatar #1404 to #1403 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
cool
thanks
User avatar #1405 to #1404 - ultimateasshole (08/25/2014) [-]
Are you still votebanned?
User avatar #1406 to #1405 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah :S
I reached content level 112 and still votebanned
User avatar #1407 to #1406 - ultimateasshole (08/25/2014) [-]
Dont worry he'll eventually clear it.
User avatar #1408 to #1407 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah most likely
User avatar #1409 to #1408 - ultimateasshole (08/25/2014) [-]
It sucks and im sorry there was nothing i could do.
*hugs*
<3
User avatar #1410 to #1409 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
ah it's okay :3
*hugs* <3
User avatar #1401 to #1400 - vinylgirl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
ah good
well I just hit 250 lol
User avatar #1395 - novabird ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user_pictures/voiceofr edemption/4892317/Friendly/2053673#2053673
yo, this your kid they be posting?
figured i'd check in case you no approve if it is, pic looks familiar.
User avatar #1396 to #1395 - ultimateasshole (08/24/2014) [-]
its not he
User avatar #1398 to #1397 - novabird ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
ah, alright.
User avatar #1387 - lordtriggs (08/19/2014) [-]
hey Kyle

thought for admin with this Amazon thing

see if he can get deals going for links to the UK and European websites

a lot of Eurofags on here so will only help him more
User avatar #1388 to #1387 - ultimateasshole (08/19/2014) [-]
You can tell him, just go to suggestions.
Id have to go to suggestions to tell him.

User avatar #1389 to #1388 - lordtriggs (08/19/2014) [-]
where's the suggestions page?
User avatar #1390 to #1389 - ultimateasshole (08/19/2014) [-]
Side menu bar at the bottom under about us.
User avatar #1380 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
God damn it took you long enough
Didn't you know who I am?
User avatar #1382 to #1381 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Do you at least know now?
#1384 to #1383 - crunchyblademan (08/01/2014) [-]
Aaaay first try, first place winner   
Whatdaya want big boy?
Aaaay first try, first place winner
Whatdaya want big boy?
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User avatar #1373 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
this is the best idea you had since naked thursday
User avatar #1375 to #1374 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
fukken jimmi is getting far too pissy with stuff

hell I saw nothing sexual yeserday yet he's flipping out
User avatar #1376 to #1375 - ultimateasshole (07/23/2014) [-]
Ive been arguing with him for to long now about it.

So i figured why not have a place where we can post whatever.
Sometime i wanna just cut loose with my friends...i dont wanna worry about pissing anyone off.
User avatar #1377 to #1376 - lordtriggs (07/23/2014) [-]
i've been close to leaving for a while because of it

nobody is posting anything cause it's all "too lewd"
User avatar #1378 to #1377 - ultimateasshole (07/23/2014) [-]
I know the feeling.
#1372 - randomosity (07/23/2014) [-]
saw this on tumblr, laughed, thought of you. yeah.
User avatar #1385 to #1372 - ultimateasshole (08/10/2014) [-]
How did i miss this post...this is classic.
User avatar #1386 to #1385 - randomosity (08/10/2014) [-]
lol you're welcome.
User avatar #1371 - nerdyghost (07/19/2014) [-]
(͡°ω͡°)
User avatar #1370 - posttwo (07/18/2014) [-]
SMELLY
User avatar #1365 - admin (07/17/2014) [-]
that was a **** flag not borderline
User avatar #1367 to #1365 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2014) [-]
You already did.
ty bby
User avatar #1366 to #1365 - ultimateasshole (07/17/2014) [-]
I thought i did....

Should i fix it?
User avatar #1361 - dylanweber (07/12/2014) [-]
Wow
That's pretty fabulous and sparkly of you
You probably suck dick
Fag
User avatar #1350 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
why does xen. xio never say anything?
he only communicates through pics : P
User avatar #1351 to #1350 - ultimateasshole (07/01/2014) [-]
He talks.

Sometimes he does this, but i still love him anyways.
User avatar #1352 to #1351 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
any idea why he does this?

It feells like talking to cleverbot
User avatar #1353 to #1352 - ultimateasshole (07/01/2014) [-]
iunno

He just does it sometimes.

User avatar #1354 to #1353 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
for weeks now..

hmm
User avatar #1355 to #1354 - ultimateasshole (07/01/2014) [-]
He doesnt do that to me all the time....
User avatar #1356 to #1355 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
yeah, but he love u
User avatar #1357 to #1356 - ultimateasshole (07/01/2014) [-]
Everybody loves Kyle. For a while and then they get tired of my shenananigans
#1358 to #1357 - vinylgirl ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I'M SICK OF UR 						****					   
   
 naah, jk
I'M SICK OF UR ****

naah, jk
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