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User avatar #5722434 - therealsuperderpy (08/13/2013) [-]
So I can ask you sexy questions.
User avatar #5722455 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
Hmm
Convincing
User avatar #5722486 - therealsuperderpy (08/13/2013) [-]
;)
User avatar #5722376 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
because it's fun getting asked shit by admins like us
User avatar #5722380 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
but it's got my facebook on
User avatar #5722387 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
meh, nobody cares about that
User avatar #5722395 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
I do
User avatar #5722405 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
correction: Only cunts care about that
User avatar #5722407 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
<33
User avatar #5722411 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
#5722414 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
fuckin ghey fheggot
#5722436 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
but I love you
#5722450 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
#5722466 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
Indeed
#5722492 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
Have a moth :|
User avatar #5722503 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
That gif is extremely elegant yet also fucking scary at the same time
#5722528 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
I'd be very perturbed if that was in my bedroom
I couldn't crush that with a high top
#5722538 - alhemicar (08/13/2013) [-]
I'd probably set the house on fire
User avatar #5722375 - prettyflyforaderp (08/13/2013) [-]
cause
User avatar #5722385 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
hmm
valid point
User avatar #5722390 - prettyflyforaderp (08/13/2013) [-]
mmm indeed
User avatar #5722398 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
I'ma go wiiiith no
User avatar #5722401 - prettyflyforaderp (08/13/2013) [-]
u suk
User avatar #5722403 - thegenuinebashy (08/13/2013) [-]
nou
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huehue
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#57 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Yep, something like this.
Google tribal fox.
That's what I'm aiming for.
User avatar #78 to #57 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Read what?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
I DID
User avatar #58 to #57 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
That's pretty cool yo
I think a fox saying "I love dicks" would be better
#59 to #58 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Maybe over there in phagetland it would.
User avatar #60 to #59 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Shadap fag, you love penis as much as I do
#61 to #60 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, perhaps just a tiny bit less.
User avatar #62 to #61 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Nope, if anything you enjoy getting railed in the butt more than I do
#63 to #62 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
I dunno, man, I think I may have lost some of my gayness.
I haven't been feeling it too much.

I blame all that pussy covered on me when I forget to turn my swag off at night.
User avatar #64 to #63 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Nah mang, it's just hibernating for the big surge, you're going to become even more gay in... let's see... 23 day's time!
#65 to #64 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Let's hope for the best, shall we?
User avatar #66 to #65 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Yup^^
So foxy, whachu been up to?
#67 to #66 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Tired and **** ...
College and **** ...
Sex and **** ...
Parties and **** ...
Stress and **** ...
User avatar #68 to #67 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Well, good for you! Not so much on the stress part, but the sex part sounds good...
I have just spent the last 3 days teaching myself to bowl a certain delivery in cricket
Feeling good
#69 to #68 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
You and your darn English sports.
User avatar #70 to #69 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Me and my darn english sports? I was thinking of taking up hurling actually, what d'ya think?
weedpony eh?
#71 to #70 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
I honestly don't know lol.

I don't play any sports.
User avatar #72 to #71 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
You slag <3

Eh, I'm tired
Gnight ho
User avatar #74 to #73 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Nyx AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
btw, have you read any good fanfiction recently? I'm looking for Luna romance because I'm a pathetic, soppy phagget
#75 to #74 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Nyx, lol.

And nope, just this pony creepypasta.

It's not that creepy, it's just kinda sad tbh.
Read it, it's good.
User avatar #76 to #75 - ukc (01/20/2013) [-]
Well done phagget
#77 to #76 - foxrock (01/20/2013) [-]
Now read it.
And go to bread.
User avatar #51 - ukc (09/30/2012) [-]

The Path Of Righteousness
=====================

Go talk to Nyn'rak the scholar. He can usually be found in his room on the lower level of the apartment building, but is sometimes wandering the city or reading in the Hall of Magi. Talk to him about the Gilded Laurel and he will give you a book. It's probably worth reading it to get a bit of the backstory (plus it took me a while to write).
Now go to the bookshop in the Imperial City Market district. Talk to him about the Gilded Laurel and buy the book for 100 gold. Now return to Astarzia. She will tell you to hunt them and kill them in their headquarters. The directions for how to get there are in the second book. Gweden Farm should be revealed a short way south-east of Anvil. Go there and then turn south. There is a ruined fort near the shoreline called Fort Greenhold, which is where they can be found (this is locked before this stage of the quest). Kill the guard inside, then open the gate and kill the rest of the paladins (there are seven including the gatekeeper). One is just past the first gate, two are in the living area to the right, two are on the raised area of the great hall, and the last one is behind the locked portcullis to the left. The paladin in the blue armour in the great hall has the key to the portcullis as well as a note. You have to actually read the note (activate it when it is in inventory) for the quest to update. Now return to Astarzia.

Dremora Non Grata
===================

Go to the Xivilai Cryomancer's quarters and use the 'flattery' option. You will end up with a spell called Xaneth's Key that costs 1 or 0 mana to cast.
Do NOT go to Zadok's room at this point. Return to Astarzia and get the armour, and be sure to wear it all. Go to the council and go down the left path to Zadok's quarters. Make sure that Zadok is outside in the council hall. Cast the spell at the door then activate it to go through. When inside, do NOT talk to the guards, or you will be attacked. Cast the spell at the second door and go through. The secret door is activated by a lever behind some books on the bookcase near the large table. You may have to go into sneak mode to get low enough to activate it. When you pull the lever, you have a few seconds to go through the passage opened up behind the nearby tapestry.
Go right through the tunnel to the manhole leading out. Go through this and return to Astarzia.
Now talk to Zadok, and wait for him to to go down to his quarters. Do NOT go in there yourself. When the message appears, return to Astarzia.

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
====================

Go to the Toadstool Hollow cave in Tamriel (follow the compass marker). It is an undead-themed cave. The wood elf is in a side passage in the Toadstool Hollow Doubleback area. Talk to him and then to the dremora that appears. The dremora will then kill him. If you kill the elf before that, you've screwed up.
Return to Astarzia.

Honour Amongst Fiends
====================

Go to the arena bloodworks and talk to the arenamaster. You will be fighting an Ebon Hand guard of level 30, so it's a fairly tough fight.
When the guard is dead, go back to talk to Astarzia in her chambers.

The Battle of Damarask
====================

Go to the Dragonclaw Rock NNE of Bruma (follow the compass marker). The messenger you are looking for is an argonian in a robe just behind the rock. Talk to her and then to the dremora. You will have to fight them both, but the dremora will disappear as soon as the argonian is dead.
Return to Damarask. You will be told you are too late. You cannot go through the Oblivion Gate that appears. Go forward and kill all the Bloodied Maw soldiers in the path until you get to the council. You cannot get in unless you are "out of combat" which means you will probably need to kill all the Bloodied Maw troops nearby.
Go into the council and talk to Astarzia. Ask for your reward. You're now finished!



Arena fights
====================

You can start doing arena fights after completing the 'Ahead of the Game' quest in the main questline. Talk to the arenamaster and you can join the Damarask Arena faction.
There are nine arena fights (none of them scaled to your level), and some are really very hard. One of them offers you two (actually three) different options for victory (you should know the one when you reach it).
User avatar #50 - ukc (09/30/2012) [-]
This is a walkthrough for the questline of version 1.02 of the Damarask mod. Obviously, it contains massive spoilers.

Getting Started
======================
Get yourself an infamy of 10. You can do this by legit means (dark brotherhood, lots of murder, etc), or you can just type 'setpcinfamy 10' in the console.

Go to Leyawiin and take the road north until just before the village of Water's Edge. A man in shackles will talk to you, and then start attacking. Kill him and read the note he is carrying.

Following the note's directions, go to the westernmost island south of Bravil. Bravil has a small waterway directly south of the city walls (kinda like a moat), and there are two islands in it. It is the smaller, more western of the islands.
If you can't find it, go outside Bravil and go right up to the southwesternmost tower. Head south and swim for about five seconds. You're there. Talk to the figure in the tattered robes.


A Shady Acquisition
=====================

The house is Ulen Athram's House in the Talos Plaza district, just near the dragon statue. The mace is in a chest upstairs in the private quarters, just near the bed. It has an average lock on it, so bring lockpicks. You can kill the guy or not, whatever. Probably easier not to, though.
Return to Zadok south of Bravil and give him the mace. He will then allow you into Damarask.
Go into Bravil and look at the back side of the cathedral. There is a trapdoor there semi-concealed behind some bushes. Go through it and then through the portal to Damarask.
This is all you really need to do, and there's no reason you can't just muck around with the city for a bit at this point and never do the quests.
But, if you're doing the quests:
Go to the Council building and talk to the Markynaz (he will not be there between 12am and 8am). You will be rewarded with an attractive pair of wrist irons. You can't get rid of them just yet, but you will be able to a couple of quests later.
Get the next quest from Zadok.

The Gentle Art Of Persuasion
======================

Grab the rotten female head from the pike on the middle level (it won't count as stealing). Now go to the Bravil cathedral. Uravasa Othrelas is the dark elf priestess. You need to go to the chapel great hall to find her bed. This will likely require picking the lock. Sneak past any people that are around and go to the bedroom to your right. The correct bed will be labelled "Uravasa Othrelas' Bed". Either activate the bed or drop the head somewhere near the bed. When you do this, be sure that you are not detected by anyone. This includes your own NPC companions, who should be left outside. You should also be sure she is not sleeping in the bed at the time.
When you have done this, sneak back out and wait outside until nighttime. When she goes to bed, a message will flash up telling you of this.
When she comes back out from sleeping, talk to her about 'loyalty'. Now return to the Markynaz.

Ahead of the Game
======================

The khajiit is in Fort Cedrian in eastern Cyrodiil (a compass marker will appear). Go there and into the second part of the Fort. You can either fight or sneak past the bandits there. Kill the khajiit Rasshka and activate him after his death to take his head. Return to the Markynaz.
You will be thrown in prison and stripped of your items. Wait a while for the slavemaster to come and talk to you, then you will be transported to the arena. The arena fight is the only levelled fight in the mod. If you are not skilled with swords, there is an axe on the ground near your starting position. Your magicka will begin to regenerate over the course of the battle. If you're an atronach mage, you're going to find it tough.
After you kill the khajiit, go to the middle level of the arena and talk with Kynreeve Astarzia. Then leave the arena. Your items can be collected from the slave caverns in the mountainside.
The mountain is the big pointy rocky thing behind the council with the volcano coming out the top. Between the council and the house next to it is a path leading up to a door in the rocks. That's the door you want to go through.
Your stuff is in a chest in the upper level, behind where the slavemaster normally stands.


Now go talk to Astarzia when she arrives in her quarters (the top level of the large apartment building).

Selling Your Soul
=====================

Go to the Anvil docks area and into the Flowing Bown tavern. You need to talk to the Redguard sitting at the table. Trade with him and buy the 'Soul of Ssladasia' from him (~20-50 gold depending on your mercantile). Leave the tavern. Three paladins will be waiting outside. Kill them (try to be careful not to harm any bystanders if you can), and you will have a 1000 gold bounty. Either pay it off (with the guards or the Thieves guild) or go back to Damarask with the bounty still on your head.
If you paid it off, Astarzia will reimburse you with an extra 1000 gold. If not, she will remove the bounty.

Diplomatic Immunity
=====================

Follow the compass marker to a small manhole in the rock on the side of the mountain (behind the Council). You will now have to fight (or sneak) your way through a large number of scamps, clannfear and daedroth. Go through to the next part of the tunnels and open the iron gate with the key. Go up and fight the two prison guards. The one in daedric armour has a key to the cell (you can also lockpick). Talk to the prisoner. You have two options: kill him or let him follow you to escape. If you let him follow you, he will grab a weapon, and when he gets to the earlier tunnels, will attack you. You have to kill him. When he is dead (either way), activate him to get rid of the corpse. Now return the way you came in and return to Astarzia.

The Path Of Righteousness
=====================

Go talk to Nyn'rak the scholar. He can usually be found in his room on the lower level of the apartment building, but is sometimes wandering the city or reading in the Hall of Magi. Talk to him about the Gilded Laurel and he will give you a book. It's probably worth reading it to get a bit of the backstory (plus it took me a while to write).
Now go to the bookshop in the Imperial City Market district. Talk to him about the Gilded Laurel and buy the book for 100 gold. Now return to Astarzia. She will tell you to hunt them and kill them in their headquarters. The directions for how to get there are in the second book. Gweden Farm should be revealed a short way south-east of Anvil. Go there and then turn south. There is a ruined fort near the shoreline called Fort Greenhold, which is where they can be found (this is locked before this stage of the quest). Kill the guard inside, then open the gate and kill the rest of the paladins (there are seven including the gatekeeper). One is just past the first gate, two are in the living area to the right, two are on the raised area of the great hall, and the last one is behind the locked portcullis to the left. The paladin in the blue armour in the great hall has the key to the portcullis as well as a note. You have to actually read the note (activate it when it is in inventory) for the quest to update. Now return to Astarzia.

#27 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Yes You Only Live Once, and your one turn is going to end very soon.
User avatar #49 to #27 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
A small dane the cole dildo though, mmmm~
User avatar #28 to #27 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
>Clifton suspension bridge
>#yolo
#29 to #28 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
That ****** made me sit in traffic for 30 minutes longer than I had to.

They say suicide is selfish. But seriously, **** him. He was just whoring for attention. There were other people who would have been stuck for hours.
User avatar #30 to #29 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
Well, it is the suicidal equivalent of a Red Light District.
User avatar #31 to #30 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Two people in two days. Hah.
One of them was on suicide awareness day xD
User avatar #32 to #31 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
ohgodlol
Maybe he wanted to raise awareness for suicide by creating traffic?
User avatar #33 to #32 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
It certainly did raise suicide awareness. So much so that another guy offed himself in the same way just a day after.

Though that may be wrong, I'm not sure exactly what happened to either of them in the end.
User avatar #34 to #33 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
Their feet went through their skull, or vice versa
User avatar #35 to #34 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
No I mean, I think one or both of them might have been talked out of it, I can't remember.
User avatar #36 to #35 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
Ah.
So I have seen your penor, and you have seen mine.
We're even.
User avatar #37 to #36 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Have I seen yours?
#38 to #37 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
That #YOLO comment I deleted contained my penor
#39 to #38 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
I didn't see :c
User avatar #41 to #39 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
wiredguy
User avatar #42 to #41 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Sorry, here, seen it :3
User avatar #43 to #42 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
what do you think?
User avatar #44 to #43 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Very nice :P
The uniform was a very nice touch~

And you're welcome to delete it now.
User avatar #45 to #44 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
The uniform was there because I'd just got back from parade and hadn't taken it off yet :P
User avatar #46 to #45 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
Well it made it look even better, camo is damn sexy x3
User avatar #47 to #46 - ukc (09/29/2012) [-]
:D
also, You need to login to view this link
It's on my bucket list to buy one of their dildos before I die.
User avatar #48 to #47 - wiredguy (09/29/2012) [-]
xD
It's on mine to get a fleshlight, they look better. I wouldn't want a dildo with loads of weird spikes on it <_>
User avatar #23 - wiredguy (09/27/2012) [-]
Forgot the picture?

Smooth :3
User avatar #25 to #23 - ukc (09/27/2012) [-]
Whaddya think?
User avatar #26 to #25 - wiredguy (09/28/2012) [-]
Ah, awesome :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - ukc (09/27/2012) [-]
Nah, forgot the URL.

Smooth like your dick~
preview.tinyurl.com/cbe9l2w
tinyurl.com/cbe9l2w
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